Hail Laser Pigeons
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Joined 08-26-12, id: 4222338, Profile Updated: 04-17-16
Author has written 1 story for OFF.

Name: Hail Laser Pigeons

Age: My birthday is December 14th; so far, I've had 16 of them.

Gender: I'm agender, please use they/them pronouns.

Physical Appearance:You'll know one day. Or not. And if not, then too bad. My eyes change color with my mood, and if they're red, it means I have a big problem, because my eye is bleeding.

Started Writing:Officially, I've been writing since 2012, but I'm trying to learn all I can about how to not write like an idiot, and I feel that my work needs... well, work. So, I'd like to think that I haven't started writing seriously yet.

Motive For Writing: You get to tell any story you want, about anything you want, and... That's fun. The power of words. It's neato.

Hobbies:I draw, play music, and mostly daydream. And of course, I read, both here and on fanfiction.net (but mostly the latter). I play three instruments, the (tenor and alto) saxophone, the piano, and the violin (at the level of a six year old). Some daydreams are stored in my memory to possibly later become stories. All of my story covers are drawn by me, using Paint Tool SAI. I have a deviantART account (my name there is ProudToBeCanadian14), but I haven't had the courage to upload anything yet.

Favorite Songs/Artists: I'll listen to pretty much anything, but right now "Pepper Steak" wins the title of my favourite song.

Favorite Movie:Since I normally don't really like movies, there aren't that many that I like. But I do have a favorite, namely Rise of the Guardians (Dreamworks).

Favorite TV Shows/Cartoons: Steven Universe and Gravity Falls.

Favorite Books/Comics: The Harry Potter Series (J.K. Rowling), The Hunger Games Trilogy (Suzanne Collins), Divergent and Insurgent (Veronica Roth), The Chronicles of Nick (Sherrilyn Kenyon), and the many comics made online by "The Oatmeal" (Matthew Inman).

Favorite Games:OFF (and its many fangames), Amnesia: The Dark Descent and Amnesia: Justine, Mad Father, Ib, Misao, Penumbra (Overture and Black Plague), Doorways, Knock-Knock, Cry of Fear, Afraid of Monsters, Hyde, Dreadhalls, Vanish, Dead Space, and The Last of Us, Final Fantasy VII, and Undertale.

Bio(Other Information):I have a little sister who I love very much, and would do anything for. One of my best friends, another writer on this site, calls herself AJ Price, and she and I work on stories together. Currently, our attention is primarily focused on her series "The Secrets of Maplewood". She actually types the words out, but we work together on the plot and characters. The first part of the series is planned to be four books long, and, since it's still under revision, don't be too harsh with her. We're working on it, and once everything's smoothed out, it will (hopefully) be great!

My Stories

An OFF Christmas Carol: Because I haven't seen anyone else do it, and the OFF section of fanfiction.net needs more content.

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Renditions of Consequence by JaydeeGrey reviews
Sequel to "Reclamation" – In the face of renewed tragedy, Zack, Cloud, and the others must now face the effects of the choices they've made as well as a past and possible future beyond their control.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 131,572 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 5/14/2016 - Cloud S., Zack F.
P&F HISHE's by zapdosmaster145 reviews
HISHE: How It Should Have Ended. Just like the youtube videos, you know which ones I'm talking about? Because sometimes, there are simply easier ways to resolve the plot. Now up: Chapter 8 - Summer Belongs To You!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,931 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Complete
Cold and Dark by Kitty Smith reviews
Pitch catches on the one thing that could sway Jack to his side, and begins to find himself just as swayed. Will their haphazard family survive their own plans and the new threat that will rise to meet them? (no longer a oneshot- Asexual!preslash-if-you-squint or friendship!BlackIce, but no pairing)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,479 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Nightmare Undone by Shade the Hero reviews
Was he really back in his own time? Well, Zack was alive so that was a big clue. Now he had to make sure the future he saw doesn't come true. Connected to "See You Again".
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 105,551 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 8/14/2018 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Sephiroth
The Subspace Emissary's Worlds Conquest by AuraChannelerChris reviews
Chapter 221: "With the Smashers aiding Lady Palutena's forces, we're sure to win!" was what Pit cheerfully thought, despite the fact his "friends" were groaning one second and screaming the next having to fight Viridi's Forces of Nature...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 221 - Words: 4,102,328 - Reviews: 3467 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 1,902 - Updated: 6/11/2018 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Lucario, Pit, Palutena, OC
Dark Angel by EcoSeeker247 reviews
Whenever Daniel thought of the Shadow, he always pictured a living nightmare that broke down reality and would be the death of him. The Guardian of the Orb, however, saw itself in a completely different light, and only wished that Daniel would do the same as it silently followed him wherever he went. A story detailing the Shadow's complex relationship with Daniel.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,455 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/23/2018 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Daniel, Alexander, Agrippa, Herbert
Memory by rainbowthefox reviews
Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria is known for its animatronic band. They perform on stage, walk, and talk. They're nothing special, really. After all, they're just robots. Programmed on what to say and do. It's not like they'll think for themselves anytime soon...Right? (A FNAF fic.)
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,165 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 11/15/2017 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy
Trauma by BoomChick reviews
Sephiroth and Cloud have gotten used to the dangers of each other's professions. But somehow, they had never realized that those same dangers applied to Zack Fair. Warnings for violence, torture, PTSD, starvation, and other potential triggers. Peripheral Sephiroth/Cloud and Zack/Aerith but predominantly Friendship!fic. Cover by Tomowowowo! [Unfinished]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,321 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/21/2017 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Cloud S., Aerith G., Sephiroth, Zack F.
Restart by LynxOnSmoothies reviews
In which the Batter succeeds and remembers why he did it all. Spoilers for the End of the Game. Image by Hornet-san on zerochan. Rated for depictions of murder, obsession, potentially disturbing scenes, genocide and brutal violence. Warnings provided per chapter.
OFF - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,051 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 8/27/2014 - [Bat Batteur, The Player]
Corrupted Save by LynxOnSmoothies reviews
When you start a game, they were there. They had lives. When you play a game, they were there. They had feelings. When you RESTART a game, they were there. They had regrets. Take a look at their lives. (Collection of Side-stories from the OFF Universe, RESTART version) Rated by chapter. Cover created FOR THIS STORY by Destille on DeviantArt!
OFF - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,879 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/9/2017 - Published: 9/30/2016
Intention by Metamorcy reviews
Where Cloud is Jenova and wakes up thousands of years later in the middle of everything. Harem type where everyone loves Cloud. Vincent/Cloud, Sephiroth/Cloud, Rufus/Cloud, Tseng/Cloud, Genesis/Cloud, Angeal/Cloud, Reno/Cloud, maybe Lazard/Cloud. Possible Zack/Cloud, Others included as well like Vincent/Tseng and Tseng/Rufus
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,341 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 3/29/2017 - Cloud S., Vincent V., Tseng, Sephiroth
Twintale by staringatstars07 reviews
"Howdy!" the flower cheerfully called. "My name is Flowey. You two must be lost."
Crossover - Gravity Falls & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 148,951 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 1/31/2017 - Published: 11/27/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras reviews
Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Jesus
The Brightest Star in this Universe by Tobirion reviews
A shapeshifting alien crashes his spaceship in the fields of Cloud's farm. He calls himself Sephiroth and claims to have crashed while investigating an 'anomaly' somewhere on Gaia. A human, even if he's still recovering from loss and not feeling like a hero, teams up with a Jenovian not only for his sake, but also his planet's. [Sephiroth/Cloud]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,068 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 8/16/2016 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth] Jenova - Complete
Game Time with Freddy and Foxy by Crazybird101 reviews
Freddy and Foxy play two video games together on the manager's computer to pass the time. What will the outcome be? (Credit to original artist for artwork)
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,909 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/11/2016 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Foxy - Complete
Brains by Riha Hyesthae reviews
Lucrecia survives Sephiroth's birth, but at a cost. In order to save her life, Hojo had to resort to drastic measures. Although she's healthy now, something is...off. But it's alright. He's a Scientist. He can fix it. He hopes...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Sephiroth, Prof. Hojo, Jenova, Lucrecia C. - Complete
The Universe is Going to Catch You by cervinecanine reviews
With coding came capacity, and with capacity came ability. He was coded to sell. He was coded to fight. Until, one day they weren't.
OFF - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/17/2016 - Published: 4/23/2016
Reclamation by JaydeeGrey reviews
Sequel to "Reduced to Specimens." With an empty memory and a critically-injured Zack in tow, Cloud sets off in search of aid, and answers.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 47 - Words: 344,666 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/3/2016 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 6412 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Draco M., OC
Distortion by ManOfChocolate reviews
After much contemplation and convincing, Frisk and their friends return to the depths of Alphys' lab. There, they tap into the font of power that is human determination, desperate to make a miracle happen once more. The results may not be to their liking.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 3/15/2016 - Frisk, Chara, Flowey
After Hours by Tomorrow's Hero reviews
It can be amazing how time and circumstance turn enemies into newfound friends... especially when those same enemies were trying to kill you not one month ago. A series of shorts featuring Mike Schmidt as he tries to make the most of the graveyard shift by making four unexpected new friends.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 132,933 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 4/28/2016 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Foxy - Complete
Exception Verse by Hobbyist Writer reviews
The Guardians of Childhood are used to their charges slowly losing belief in them as they grow older. BUT! Sometimes...sometimes there are exceptions. C1: Jack meets one of the few. C2: North gets caught. C3: Bunny visits some special believers. C4: Tooth shares a story. C5: Sandy listens in on a bedtime tale. C6: It's Pitch's turn. C7: Epilogue. COMPLETE!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,648 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Pitch - Complete
ReBIRTH by FutureDerpy - IW reviews
[Hiatus] [Spoiler warning] When Batter resets everything he is given one more chance to save the world, but this time there's a twist...
OFF - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/6/2016 - Published: 6/3/2015 - The Batter, The Judge/Pablo
Five Night's At Freddy's: A Little Competiton To Your Worst Nightmare by Ashley Tigers reviews
Freddy and Golden Freddy always fight and argue about who is better and its driving the rest of the gang nuts. Suddenly, when Chica mentions that they are getting a new bodyguard, Golden Freddy puts up a challenge for everybody: Whoever scares the bodyguard the most rules the restaurant, who ever loses the most, leaves.Who will win? who will leave? Find out in this story!
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 9/28/2014 - [Bonnie, Freddy Fazbear] [Chica, Foxy]
Surgery by Darkhymns reviews
In Sans' fight against the fallen human, things go from bad to worse. But everything comes full circle, doesn't it?
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Sans, Chara - Complete
Let's Play by AsreonInfusion reviews
It was one of those open secrets that no one was really quite sure if they believed or not. It was legendary. The finest artists, writers, and programmers from Silver Elite and Red Leather had come together and made… a game. Did it really exist? Yes. Yes, it did. And Cloud had a copy. [A collection of one-shots from what has become fondly known as 'sex game verse'. Eventual ASGZC.]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,096 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Cloud S., Zack F., Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
Purity in Determination by Nom Du Fou reviews
[Content rating for mild language and excessive violence.] (Cover art by Spythedragon on deviantART, used with permission.) At the end of the world, only one other remains, and it's to the death.
Crossover - OFF & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2015 - The Batter, Chara - Complete
Cycle by ModdieMod reviews
It never ends, and that's okay.
OFF - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2015 - Elsen - Complete
What does the Devil fear? by Eternalmetalhead reviews
The harbinger of purity feels terror for the first time. And a certain someone is there to witness it. Oneshot. Batterie if you squint.
OFF - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2015 - The Batter, Zacharie - Complete
Resourcefulness by CaveDwellers reviews
Homeworld always makes the best of a bad situation. Always. [oneshot, yellow diamond character study, also on ao3]
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2015 - Rose Quartz, Yellow Diamond - Complete
Amalgamation by nightmaremoon418 reviews
Homeworld understands fusion well enough, right? Peridot works on one of the earlier experiments.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2015 - OC, Peridot, Yellow Diamond - Complete
Dangerous Confession (Unknown: ZacharieReader) by CuriousProse reviews
Technically Unknown fanfiction; an OFF spin-off game. During the end part of the game, the player is interrogated by Seneca as they wander helplessly around his maze. In certain circumstances, Seneca will ask the player how they really feel about Zacharie. Does the Player love Zacharie, their puppet?
OFF - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2015 - The Player, Zacharie, OC - Complete
Trip to the Park (BatterReader) by CuriousProse reviews
A one-shot about the Puppeteer (Reader) and their Batter wandering through the fun park of Zone 2. Light Batter/Reader fluff and general silliness.
OFF - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2015 - The Batter, Elsen, The Player - Complete
Zacharie Knows Least by The Amazing Anigirl reviews
Nothing remains except a gray world and the regrets of the few who remain, and if it weren't for Zacharie it might not be that way. One shot. Sequel to 'The Player Knows Best'.
OFF - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/8/2015 - The Judge/Pablo, Valerie, Zacharie - Complete
Twoism by whybot reviews
A brief fusion banter in Malachite's POV.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2015 - Malachite, Jasper, Lapis Lazuli
The Player Knows Best by The Amazing Anigirl reviews
The Batter always follows the commands of the Player, no matter how strange or seemingly foolish, no matter how painful, because the Player always knows best. One shot. Based on the Special Ending.
OFF - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2015 - The Batter, The Judge/Pablo, The Player, Zacharie - Complete
Night of the Fusion by Gemology reviews
Some Fusions were not meant to be made. If you like my work please support me with a coffee! ko-fi(dot)com/gemology . You can also visit me at archiveofourown(dot)org/users/Gemology .
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Garnet, Pearl, Steven U., Connie M.
The Doomsday Debt by WhiteRabbity reviews
It all begins with an anomaly, an Elsen who doesn't follow the program and attempts to rob a certain merchant's store. The world spirals into reality from there, and Zacharie must find out why.
OFF - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 2/10/2015 - The Batter, Elsen, The Judge/Pablo, Zacharie
Fair Game by Telya reviews
Resurrected again it is not the puppet I seek to play with but you. So tell me, Tifa, are you game?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,670 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Tifa L., Sephiroth - Complete
High Tide by Cyanide and Insomnia reviews
Drabble, related to "Chille Tid". Jasper was strong, or so she thought.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Jasper, Lapis Lazuli, Malachite
A Monster, A Net, A Mirror by Shadowdemon321
Spin-off of The Wing Wherewith We Fly. Set sometime in that story, follow Daniel as he blunders about and attempts to hold on to what little sanity he has left.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Daniel, Alexander, Hazel - Complete
The Originals by Echo the Slowpoke reviews
What if Golden Freddy had seen the Marionette 'Give Life' and bring the 'Joy of Creation' to the four kids that it murdered? What if Goldie was in fact one of the very original animatronics that had been at the Pizzeria when it first opened instead of the ones we knew from the first game Lets see what happens when we throw in this factor with my twisted mind and story loving self?
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Golden Freddy, The Puppet
Variables of Radioactivity by PFTones3482 reviews
When the accident happened, the ectoplasmic radioactivity in the Fenton lab was sky high, and has been having a weird effect on Sam and Tucker ever since. When they get captured, can they escape themselves or will Danny have to come to their rescue? Post TUE and Pre PP. Rated T for whatnot. Final chapter up.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,696 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Jazz F. - Complete
Just a Dream by YellowWeather reviews
Dreams can give you hope, show you wonder, and bring back good memories, but they can also remind you that your life is a nightmare. When Jack Frost wakes to find that the war between Pitch Black and the Guardians was just a dream, how will he react? One-Shot Under revision
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Sandy
Corruptions Are Fatal by holoblood reviews
(CURRENTLY ON HIATUS, I APOLOGIZE.) Pearl cracks her gem, but this time it isn't the same. [Rated T for violence and potential character death. Also, I was a bit unsure about the genre, so sorry if you don't find what you're looking for.]
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 2/17/2015 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U.
Let's Pretend by OnlySlightlySane reviews
While his Player was there, The Batter could at least pretend he was more than pixels and she could actually stay. But the time always came when he was reminded that both of those statements were false. M rating for sexual innuendo, situations and possible brief lemon in later chapters?
OFF - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Complete
The Sweet Song of Silence by furiookami reviews
Remember the five children who were murdered? Here's one of their stories... [Slight Hiatus due to keyboard complications, but this story will never die]
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,960 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 11/25/2014 - The Puppet
Before the Fall by Queen Vader Eloha reviews
A peek into The Queen's life before events of the game.
OFF - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2015 - [The Batter, Vader Eloha/The Queen]
Play a Little Longer? by OnlySlightlySane reviews
The Batter soon found himself falling for his Player, but she could never be part of his world for long. Each time she left it was like a part of him left too. If only he could tell her how he felt... If only he could ask her to stay.
OFF - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Complete
Turn it Off, Then on Again by OnlySlightlySane reviews
Because I'm trash and want to try my hand a writing a lame parody fic. A BatterXPlayer fic, where the Player is actually an entity in the world of OFF. Plot, what plot? Doesn't follow the story progression at all and is pure crack yo.
OFF - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/18/2015 - Published: 2/17/2015
Cold Eyes by LonelyPortrait reviews
The bite of the 87, the day everyting changed both for Freddy's and our protagonist. This tells the story of what happened before and after the accident at the restaurant.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,649 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014
Just Put it Down by Petchricor reviews
Mike couldn't believe that he had agreed to go to his nephew's birthday party at that horrible place. Well, it was during the day at least, what could go wrong? Oh, wait, everything could. Right.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Foxy, Mike Schmidt, OC - Complete
Zacharie's Amusement Park by The Real Rina reviews
The Batter returns from the Nothingness, grateful for the second chance to fix his mistakes. About to set foot on a new mission, he is interrupted by an irritating merchant that pulls him away for a day at the park. Post-apocalyptic world. Light Batterie. Not to be taken entirely serious.
OFF - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 8/17/2014 - The Batter, The Judge/Pablo, Zacharie - Complete
For the father, the son, and the holy spirit by feeling nostalgia reviews
The game explained. Picture made by nonocuts on deviantart - /art/The-Batter-490564708
OFF - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2015 - The Batter, Hugo, Vader Eloha/The Queen - Complete
Overexposure by Barely Meeting Expectations reviews
Bonding with these characters can really change how you see the world. But overexpose yourself, and they'll take advantage of you. They'll take you hostage, they'll take your life away, then they'll take you for granted... The "joy" of creation is not so easily known by them, it seems.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,236 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 9/13/2014
We'll End This Together by lunarWhimsy reviews
OFF Alternate Ending. The Final Boss has been slain and the Batter and the player take time to reflect before ending the game for good. But have they truly completed their quest? And how do they really end it all?
OFF - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Bat Batteur, The Player, Zacharie - Complete
Mike Schmidt Gets Fired by Shadow's Bodyguard reviews
And he does not take it well. Uh-Oh. Now complete!
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Mike Schmidt - Complete
Freedom of the Final Night by ShinyMewGirl reviews
Freddy's is being shut down right after the recent remodel of 1987. The animatronics have to wait six hours for their freedom. Who will survive the wait?
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, The Puppet, Jeremy Fitzgerald - Complete
Little Music Box by Kessie-Louise
Wind the little music box up, if it ends- so do we.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2014 - The Puppet - Complete
Grandfather's Clock by Saroko Phoenix reviews
Save him. Save them. Help them.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2014 - The Puppet - Complete
Stitches by BoomChick reviews
Cloud edged closer and closer to the sound, trying to quiet his breathing and steady his hand. He gripped the blade tightly stepping up to the open bathroom door. He leaned around the corner, his heart in his throat. He looked in time to see shining silver hair, and a kitchen knife digging into the tender flesh of Sephiroth's cheek. Sephiroth/Cloud ONESHOT.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,706 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
One Night At Freddy's by HenriettaDarlington reviews
The Phone Guy worked at Freddy's long enough to retire. Oneshot.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Phone Guy - Complete
Haunting by BoomChick reviews
The last thing Zack wants is to spend the night at the Golden Saucer's Haunted Inn. Especially if it means sharing a room with Sephiroth. Can a series of hauntings repair such a broken friendship? Warnings for Blood, gore, suicidal imagery, Survivor's Guilt, flashbacks, horror elements, and child endangerment/death. Proceed with caution. Mentions of Zack/Aerith and Seph/Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,951 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Lights Out by silver neko baka reviews
When Maddie's class takes a trip to the museum, the orb is the first thing that catches her attention. If only they'd believed her when she'd pointed out how it changed shape and color. If only they hadn't excavated it at all. Museum watchmen turn up dead without an explanation. A mysterious man in out of date clothing arrives out of the blue. And a dark force draws ever nearer.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Daniel, Alexander, OC
purifier by quietwriterofepitaphs reviews
purifier - to purify. / the batter prepares for his meeting with his wife and son.
OFF - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/19/2014 - The Batter, Elsen - Complete
Cracks in the Mirror by Shonashee reviews
And it's stupid because he's still there, but his reflection isn't. It takes some time before he figures out he doesn't believe. And who is he if even he doesn't believe in himself?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Jack Frost - Complete
Oh Dear Moon, Not Another One by DarkHorseBlueSky reviews
hi i suk at summeries this is my jackxoc story plus theres pitchxoc in chap 2 cuz u guyz wanted plz read & review be kind plz cuz if u dont ill nevr write again & youll b sry 4 ruining my dreams no mary sues i promise rated t for safety i dont own rotg (Parody. Well, except for chapter 3. That one's just plain pathetic.)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,898 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - [OC, Jack Frost]
Little Bonnie Foo Foo by CanzetYote reviews
Why is Bonnie all girly looking in the sequel? Find out here!
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Bonnie, Golden Freddy - Complete
Five Nights at Freddy's, The Story at Freddy's by Your Intelligence reviews
This is a story from the animatronic's point of view.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,691 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy - Complete
Thing you should know abot the RotG fandom by Edgar Greenwood reviews
Title says it all
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Complete
You Have to Save Him by PFTones3482 reviews
It started out as a normal, every day fight. It ended with multiple revelations and a missing ghost. One Shot (unless people want me to continue it). Rated T for blood and whatnot. Happy Angst Day!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/1/2014
The Infamous Bite of 1987 by Booty Shorts reviews
Michael Schmidt retells his horrifying witness of the infamous Bite of '87, and how he is now the only one who really knows of the animatronics' true nature. Please review! Don't be one of those silent readers!
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Foxy - Complete
Little Girl Lost by Storm Arashi reviews
What would happen if a child had been locked inside the Pizzeria by accident? Phone Guy warned Mike that the animatronics would go after him, but he never said anything of if there was ever an endoskeleton the size of a child... And unfortunately for one little girl she's been locked in on her birthday... And things are happening.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Foxy, OC, Mike Schmidt - Complete
Serious Players by Sea Rover Tactician reviews
Out of all the Players in every world, a stubborn woman with more experience than necessary has been chosen to guide the Batter in his sacred mission. She knows her way around puzzle systems like the back of her hand, but her easily aggravated personality might get her in more trouble than she barganed for. And what's this? She knows Zacharie and Sugar? Possible Player/Batter
OFF - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,849 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 5/20/2013
Foxy's Bite by ShadowWeasel reviews
Foxy the Pirate has been out of commission since the Bite of '87, and he hasn't seen the light of day in years. Now, living in darkness, he hunts the new security-guard with a passion to kill. But then the guard does something very... strange. Something that a rule-breaking meanie would never do.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 83 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Foxy - Complete
Neon Feathers by PrettyKitty Luvs U reviews
Jack grins, showing pearly white teeth stained with blood. Not-slash!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Baby Tooth - Complete
Purity, Corruption, Burning by Sea Rover Tactician reviews
A short snippet into the future of the Batter and the Player in 'Serious Players'. Just the writer trying to get back into the swing of things.
OFF - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2014 - The Batter, The Player - Complete
The Devil Within by J'adore Foxy T-T reviews
After the battle with Pitch, you thought our little hero, Jack Frost would have a nice happy ending right? WRONG!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/23/2014 - [Jack Frost, Bunnymund] - Complete
Five nights at- OH SHI- by RottingCheeseburger reviews
May or May not turn into a shipping story, meh. Just what Mike experiences, and how the demonic animatronics realize, he ain't goin' anywhere, so they learn to "tolerate" the man. T for now... M for future violence, and possibly,...other things.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Foxy, Mike Schmidt
Final Night by ThoughtsFromAJackofArt reviews
It's Mikes Last Night at Freddy's and He's got a surprise for Doll (Inspired by a Ghost mike sketch by Rebornica on Tublr) Rated T for Swearing
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Mike Schmidt, OC - Complete
Joy by Lewell Renfield reviews
Mike glanced at his monitor, taking note that he had only about twelve percent energy left "-it is enough to possess the joy of creation." Rated T for Mike's cursing.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Golden Freddy - Complete
Fear by Hannah L-Sama reviews
Fear. Such a wonderful and mysterious emotion. No one could exactly explain fear, could they? Why was it that they could easily discern such petty emotions as happiness, but not ones so complex such as fear? Short piece about Alexander's thoughts on his 'work'. Drabble-ish.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Alexander - Complete
Tortured Soul by autobotgirl12328 reviews
The first thing I remember is the sound of laughter. It was like the sound of bells, chiming in sync and beauty. It echoed off the walls of my mind, beating in my chest. The sound of children's laughter made me want to open my eyes for the first time. "Foxy, can you say hi?" Was that me? "This is Pirate Cove, where you will be staying." Pirate Cove. My home.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,945 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Foxy - Complete
Too Attached by d00med reviews
"Always check Pirate Cove. Thats the rule about taking the night shift - you can frolick about with the controls, close the doors, flick lights, but the rule to remember is to always check." Freddy comes up with a new plan on how to catch the security guard, but he needs a certain Fox to make it work. However, his plan to convince Foxy quickly goes wrong... T for language & Freddy.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Foxy - Complete
How it Really Happened by thefoxygrandpa reviews
Five Nights at Freddy's fanfic, hoooooooooo! This if from Chica's POV, but is essentially just Foxy telling a story. Based on my headcanon for what happened in 1987. Enjoy! uwu /
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Complete
Almost makes me forget by Lumielt reviews
"Nice view, isn't it? Almost makes me forget we're in an apocalypse." Sugarie undead AU. Contains spoilers for the game death/blood.
OFF - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/14/2014 - The Batter, The Judge/Pablo, Sugar/Sucre, Zacharie
It's a P-Pirate's Life for Meee-e-e by Dr. Dee Da Dee reviews
Quick drabble with a different idea of what happened to the victim of the bite.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Foxy - Complete
Treat Me Like a Princess by Jake Nickleby reviews
It was supposed to be like any normal day of middle school for Jamie, until he finds Cupcake distressed in the boy's bathroom. "Cupcake, what are you doing in here?" he asked, a comforting hand placed on her shoulder. "Well, I'm a boy, aren't I?" she cried angrily at him.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,106 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2014 - [Jamie, Cupcake] Jack Frost, Claude - Complete
Blizzard of '68 by Sintaks reviews
Year 1868, Easter Sunday. Believe it or not, the blizzard didn't exactly start out as a blizzard. Rather, it started out with happy snowflakes and laughter. My take on what caused the blizzard of '68, a one-shot.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Five Nights at Freddy's- The bite of 87 by Creepypasta0628 reviews
What happened that dreaded day at Freddy Frazzbear's pizza?
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Foxy, OC - Complete
Bonnie's Breakdown by d00med reviews
"It'll happen, the workers had said so often. One of these days, they'd break down and need fixing, and it would cost them. " During a performance, Bonnie breaks down and is taken backstage to be repaired. During the process, Bonnie recollects the few haunting memories that linger within about the missing children...
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy - Complete
Despair by Lewell Renfield reviews
Freddy's illuminated eyes pierced through the darkness, staring directly into his own. He frantically brought his wrist watch near his face; due to the lack of light, it took him a few seconds to read the time- "Two fifty-four." Rated K plus for mildly disturbing themes. No gore involved.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Phone Guy - Complete
Beginnings by kittybigby reviews
Mike Schmidt was one of those kids you would always bump into in the halls. He was ordinary, and he blended in. That was, until, someone decided to take a bite. [Fan Theory Fic]
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/7/2014
The Origins of Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria by Saul Tiber reviews
This story describes the origins of Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. Note: I'm not sure why people think it is, but this is NOT a true story. It's just a back-story I came up with for the game "Five Nights at Freddy's". Please don't post saying how you can't believe this a true story or something of that manner, because it's not. Other than that, thanks for all the support, guys!
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy - Complete
The Missing Children by Atomic Rex reviews
A sequel of sorts to The Bite of '87, regarding the second incident that made Freddy's a less than reputable business. This is told as an actual narrative rather than a collection of news reports, and is meant to be a one-shot. Reader discretion is strongly advised, contains themes of kidnapping and child murder.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, OC - Complete
The Director's Cut by gunyolk reviews
Freddy Fazbear, his pizzaria under threat of foreclosure, devises a daring gambit to ensure the pizzaria's eternal survival, and to make sure it never gets shut down. Heavily based on headcanon. All of the animatronics are humanoid in this.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,976 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy - Complete
For You by dragonkeeper19600 reviews
There is a story about a masked man who slew a toad king. A final confession from Zacharie to the Batter. One-shot.
OFF - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2014
Stay in your Coma by Hakusamia reviews
It was all over, and the ending of this journey was in plain sight. However, if anyone were to look at life as a whole, they would see that the end is never the end.
OFF - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2014 - The Batter, The Judge/Pablo, The Player, Zacharie - Complete
Amnesia by The Almighty Pickle Lord XD
I BLAME THE PLOT BUNNY. A little girl wakes up next to a brown haired woman and a purple haired man. None of them remember anything, and must traverse the gallery to get their memories back. Not Ib/Garry, please read and review. T for safety.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Ib/Eve, Mary, Garry, Lady In Red
Of Potatoes by kitizl reviews
The fall of potatoes, meant the fall of all.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Light Y., L - Complete
His Smallest Fan by Shade the Hero reviews
Sephiroth thinks about quitting his job as one of Final Fantasy's greatest villains, but through a simple act of kindness and the warm heart of a child he remembers what's really important. One-shot, AU and Fluffy Edit: Bonus chapter Added
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,747 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Sephiroth - Complete
Initiation by xshattered-reflectionx reviews
The general work place sends kids on stupid errands, boarding schools make the new kids run down the halls naked. So what's the Initiation Ceremony if you become a Guardian?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Complete
iram et dolorem by Alley Cat Sunflower reviews
Sephiroth has a lot to think about the third time he is sent to the Lifestream, especially since the equally indestructible Aerith insists on asking some personal questions. But can his soul truly be touched by words alone? Can be read as Sephaerith. T for dark themes. Takes place immediately after Advent Children. I do not own Final Fantasy VII!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Aerith G., Sephiroth - Complete
On the Monorail by MidnightsNightmares reviews
After the encounter with the burnt Elsen on the monorail, the Batter gets a bit sleepy.
OFF - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2014 - The Batter, Zacharie - Complete
Puppeteers by AuraPen reviews
It's no wonder the Batter had lost count.
OFF - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2014 - The Batter, The Player - Complete
You Break It, You Buy It by Purrfect iNSaNiTY
Zacharie had begun tagging along with the Batter wherever he went, helping him purify the zones. That is, until three days ago. Then the masked merchant disappeared, splitting off from him while in Zone Three. Will have many a sadness
OFF - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,762 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2014 - [Zacharie, The Batter] The Judge/Pablo - Complete
BOOM BOX by Shade the Hero reviews
What would you do if your peaceful evening was disrupted by music? Join he inhabitants of Shinra as they are forced to find out the hard way.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Genesis R., Angeal H., Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
The Judge Weeps by Miwo reviews
The Batter's demise has pushed itself deep into the past, yet the Judge cannot help but wonder why his emotions continue to waver. Hence nothing remains Except For our Regrets
OFF - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Complete
The Wing Wherewith We Fly by Shadowdemon321 reviews
Winged!AU. While searching for an escaped prisoner, Alexander finds a winged man, battered from a recent storm. Fascinated, he takes the man-Daniel-back to Brennenburg with him as his new companion. He hopes Daniel can help him get back home, but things never go as planned. Somewhat follows the game's story, but with a twist.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Daniel, Alexander - Complete
Ten Questions Light Yagami is Tired of Answering by MewWinx96 reviews
If you ask Light one of these questions one more time, what happens to you next should be obvious. Probably OOC, but I have a bit of a headache right now so I don't care.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Light Y. - Complete
Run! by GabrielleduVent reviews
When Genesis accidentally drinks a mysterious drink, Sephiroth, Angeal, Zack and Reno literally run for their dignity. Please read the author's note carefully. Time and character coherence seriously out of whack. Not to be taken seriously. Idea taken from a short story for Attack of the Titans. Content may be offensive to some readers. You have been warned!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Sephiroth, Zack F., Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
Dark Arrow by writerofberk reviews
What if Pitch hadn't shot Sandy? What if, instead, he'd shot Jack? AU. Rated T just in case. Long one-shot.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Fire by kumquat-pudding reviews
When Sophie and Jamie ask their mom to make them cookies, something goes terribly wrong. No pairings. Character death. One-shot.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2014
Intelligent Conversation by RegenesisX reviews
In which Cloud and Genesis add their two cents to the plethora of urban myths and conundrums regarding their comrades and coworkers.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,620 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R.
Guardian Fun Day by lunarock9 reviews
In which the Guardians play paintball. Rated T for paintball bruises.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/29/2014
Guardian Angeal by Alley Cat Sunflower reviews
Angeal just wants a nice evening out drinking with his buddies Genesis and Sephiroth. Unfortunately, their fan clubs are intent on thwarting his plans for the night, and he ends up being on double-babysitting duty as Genesis and Sephiroth get in over their heads. Pre-Crisis Core. T for alcohol and suggestive themes. No overt pairings. I do not own Final Fantasy VII!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,456 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Sephiroth, Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
Volturi Reflections by Fictionstv reviews
Aro tells the story of Twilight and New Moon to Marcus and Caius. The two Volturi question and comment on Aro's story in disbelief and horror.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Aro, Bella, Caius, Marcus
Drain by Tiny Octopus reviews
Even after the Player has finished the game, it continues to haunt her. Also on AO3.
OFF - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014 - The Batter, The Player - Complete
Honest Anime Trailers: DEATH NOTE by Insertmanyfandomshere reviews
Rated H for honest Brutal Honesty Strong Sarcasm Strong Language
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Complete
Dispensable by Safaia Bara reviews
When things start to calm down after Pitch's defeat, Jack starts to feel a little depressed, confused, and lonely. It's up to E. Aster Bunnymund to try and cheer the boy up. COMPLETE!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,297 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Another Failed Attempt by bailey the wolf reviews
Light tries to kill L with rat poisoning and a cupcake. enough said. one-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Light Y., L, Ryuk, Watari - Complete
An Unusual Day by Starsurfer108 reviews
Light wakes up to find the team acting strangely, but is all as it seems? ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/27/2014 - L, Light Y., Misa A. - Complete
Gifts by The Warrior Of Twilight reviews
Even the most hated spirit deserves some Easter love, right? Not to the Easter Bunny.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Bunnymund, Pitch - Complete
Paint the Body by AssassinPyro reviews
Daniel ends up in an asylum. Thinking he's insane, he's kept in a soft padded room, arms strapped around him in some false self hug by the straight jacket. With only a single lit candle to keep his fears away, he finds himself remembering the events he suffered at the castle. Rated M for gore and violence just to be safe. My first horror story so be nice.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Daniel
We're Just Puppets by Lordoftheghostking28 reviews
We're just puppets in their game... I wish I had the chance to tell him before it was too late... M for chapter 5 on up.
OFF - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,165 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 11/22/2013 - The Batter, Vader Eloha/The Queen, Zacharie - Complete
From the Eyes of The Elsen by Sora M. IV reviews
A compilation of the scenarios of a select few Elsen throughout the game.
OFF - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2014 - The Batter, Elsen
Superiority Complex by kuliise reviews
"Light-kun, do you have a superiority complex?"
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Race Of a Thousand Mistakes by FireyFlamey reviews
Zacharie decides to act on his own for once and confronts Batter in order to save Hugo. /minor spoilers, but hard to understand if You haven't finished the game!
OFF - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2014 - The Batter, The Judge/Pablo, Zacharie - Complete
Nice Day for a White Wedding by TzviaAriella reviews
When Light Yagami's cousin insists on throwing a costume wedding during the Kira investigation, a very reluctant L is forced to tag along to keep an eye on his suspect. At least there will be cake... (T for language)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Light Y., L, Misa A., Takada K. - Complete
Death From Above by XI.Omega.System reviews
A possible ending to the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Mad Father - Doll End by lovelifegirl reviews
The "Bad End" In Mad Father.
Mad Father - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Aya D., Doctor/Alfred D. - Complete
All That Remains by borg-apologist reviews
In a colourless world, a cat roams.
OFF - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/21/2014 - The Judge/Pablo, Zacharie - Complete
Boogie Man? by Gallifreyan Phoenix reviews
A very short blurb involving Jack and Pitch. Consider it an omake/outtake, if you will.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Nous Ne Sommes Pas des Machines by Beabaseball reviews
While the Puppeteer is away, Zacharie and The Batter meet and talk about the old world-the one where Zacharie was born. Full game spoilers. Heacanon/worldbuilding. Ace!World. Aro!Zacharie. Mentions of sex. Non-spectre violence.
OFF - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2014 - The Batter, Zacharie - Complete
Last Words by Enderchild 080 reviews
Siding with the Batter may seem cruel, but we all have our reasons, don't we? /"But it will be nice as long as it lasts. A new fresh start, and everyone will be happy. The inhabitants won't have to fear anything...there will be pedalos, books, cake..." The Batter placed his hand on the switch again. „And rollercoasters." „...and rollercoasters, yes."/
OFF - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Bat Batteur, The Player
Out of Pages by x-LittleMissAlice-x reviews
It was... impossible. There wasn't a single line left, not a space on the page before him, cluttered with the scribbled names of his previous victims. This idea of becoming God of the New World was over. Light Yagami had run out of pages in the death note, and in his desperation he commits a tragic mistake. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Light Y., L, Misa A. - Complete
Love, Bella by T. Alana M reviews
Dear fanfiction... The characters have a few things to say about ffn. Completed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 8,977 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hide and Seek by Ember8123 reviews
After the switch is pulled, everything is gone. Everything but Batter and Zacharie... And Batter's rather hungry.
OFF - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Bat Batteur, Zacharie - Complete
Observations by SHADOWoftheFOX reviews
Sephiroth tries to better understand people by observing Genesis, Zack, and Angeal. Unsurprisingly, it doesn't really help him much. -Nine out of ten dentists agree that you should read this fic!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,736 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sephiroth, Zack F., Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
This Game of Love You Play by Glass Box reviews
The Mary Sues are attacking, and this time, Jack is fighting back. Prepare for savage ethereal girls, a poorly sung Frosty The Snowman, and Sue-sicles. Anyone who reviews gets a warm feeling in their hearts and a cookie! (::)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Complete
Zacharie and Batter (Children) by JadenessBunny reviews
Batter awaited in his room. Currently he was going to have a playdate with his closet friend, Zacharie.
OFF - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Bat Batteur, Zacharie
Sephy's Days Of Christmas by Imagination Live reviews
Sephiroth has been getting a lot of strange presents and they're starting to scare him, who are they from and why are the gifts so creepy? Slightly AU. No pairings, no fluff, just a crackfic. Mild swearing, rated K Plus to be safe.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Sephiroth, Zack F., Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
Mad Father: Remembering by Anthony2190 reviews
Aya had once made a promise to always remember those who were lost, But no one had ever told her how to remember them. Not a great summary buy I hope the story itself makes up for it.
Mad Father - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Complete
Birdhouse by PoshGoblin reviews
How would you feel if each day you woke up, went to work, and had a bird shoved down your throat? Valerie knows that feeling. He's a little tired of it. Inspired by BiteWorseThanBark's story Bitter. T for language.
OFF - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Valerie - Complete
The Decision by Awesomenessx3
What led The Batter to leave his family and decide to purify the world? What was his life like before he became the purifier we know? - Short one-shot.
OFF - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [The Batter, Vader Eloha/The Queen] Hugo - Complete
Rising Tempest by Natalie Nallareet reviews
When Pitch Black emerged from his years of recluse, he was not unprepared. The Nightmare King's new powers are capable of transforming the Guardians themselves, into something cruel, dark, and wretched, something that carries with it the very opposite of their hope, joy, and wonder, and that leaves the world's children with nothing to cling to but shadows. Nightmare!Guardians AU.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,789 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North - Complete
Ventures of Marialana Suephersa the Fair by Book girl fan reviews
The Ventures of Marialana Suephersa the Fair. Being the story of the Spirit of Spring,and her eventual demise.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Jack Frost, OC - Complete
Fear of the Night by destinykeyblade reviews
A child subjected to darkness without end, whatever forms that darkness may take, will forever harbor a fear of it. The mighty Sephiroth was no exception, though one would never know it to look at him. Nor could he admit it to himself - that is, until he was staring it in the face with nowhere left to run. VERY pre-Crisis Core. Very dark, rated for blood, gore, and Hojo in general.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Sephiroth - Complete
By Proxy by Tinderbox of Sanity reviews
Alexander reflects on his own troubling dreams.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Complete
Discarded Toy by BiteWorseThanBark reviews
That's all the Batter was; hundreds of thousands of broken and discarded puppets rotting quietly in a pile. Once the game was over, they lost their purpose... Contains some mildly disturbing imagery and jerking of emotions.
OFF - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2013 - The Batter - Complete
Eidolon by Writeous reviews
Something is wrong with the Guardians, and Jack knows he is next. dark!Guardians
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
Letters Concerning who will train Zack by Halo Cyan reviews
Angeal will be away for a week and has sent a letter to Genesis asking him to train Zack. Genesis refuses, so Angeal turns to Sephiroth. Basically a bunch of notes and letters between Angeal, Sephiroth and Genesis.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Sephiroth, Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
Murder by asteriaphoebe reviews
What it feels to murder?
OFF - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2013 - The Batter, The Player, Sugar/Sucre - Complete
There was so much that shouldn't go on here by Lumielt reviews
Off AU, mental institution. Drabble. A bit of Zacharie/Sugar. Mentions of physical abuse.
OFF - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2013 - The Batter, Sugar/Sucre, Vader Eloha/The Queen, Zacharie
Precious Objects by Enide Dear reviews
Most things can be replaced. But not all.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Tseng - Complete
The Story of the Mooseman by Wandergirl108 reviews
A tiny drabble to immortalize Markiplier's story of the Amnesia Brute - known to him as "the Mooseman" - of which he told half during his fourth episode of his Let's Play of "Knock Knock". I made up the second half myself, but I think it fits with the beginning, don't you? XD Rated K because it's just plain silly.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Complete
Fears Uncontrollable by NinjaDino721 reviews
Pitch Black wasn't always as dark and sinister as he is now, in fact, he wasn't always Pitch Black. (one-shot)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Complete
A Goddess on Earth by TheWhiteShadows reviews
Mary Sue, formerly Renesmee, always knew she was the most perfect person the world had ever seen. However, certain people might disagree, and as these heroes set out to rid the world of this horror, expect chaos, blood and VIOLENT CHARACTER DEATH to ensue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Wolf in Sheep's Clothing by BiteWorseThanBark reviews
It was only now, at the very end of the game, that the Player realised that what they were leading was not a man, but a monster. Oneshot. Spoilers for the end of the game.
OFF - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/9/2013 - The Batter, The Judge/Pablo, The Player - Complete
Game Night by Ardwynna Morrigu reviews
There is a game SOLDIERs play, part treasure hunt, part hide and seek. Lazard doesn't mind, ordinarily. But when things go too far, he must play a mystery-solving game of his own.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [Sephiroth, Genesis R.] Cloud S., Lazard D. - Complete
Seeing Ghosts by It's a MadWorld reviews
Jack tells Jamie a brief tale of the first child who saw him, but didn't believe in him. /Doesn't make sense, but I thought that it needed to be written/
Crossover - Death Note & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2013 - BB, Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
The Plot of Twilight in 150 Words or Less by thecatclouder reviews
What the title says. The plot of all five parts of the Twilight saga, one per chapter, each under 150 words. Well, you might have guessed by the genre that this is another humour/parody story. Interested yet? Read on!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Bella, Edward, Jacob, James - Complete
Cookies of Madness by Wolfstorm7 reviews
Alexander and Daniel bake cookies - with a twist! Cookies have not yet been invented!
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Alexander, Daniel - Complete
Abyss Gazes Back by Scarecrowqueen reviews
The Moon told him he was Jack Frost, and made him a Guardian. Pitch Black told him he was a monster, and made him one. The boy however, knew exactly who he was, and which one he wanted to be. One-shot.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie, Pitch - Complete
C12 H22 O11 by TheBuggiest reviews
An Elsen recalls the introduction of sugar, spectre encounters, and several very unpleasant discoveries he's made during his life in Zone 3. Yes, there will be spoilers.
OFF - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,790 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Elsen, Enoch, Spectre - Complete
The Plumpest Lamb by Tonzura123 reviews
"If you play by a wolf's rules, he will play by yours. If he wants to." Dark-fic. One-shot. Rated for character death and revenge. Spoilers for movie and books.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Jack's sister - Complete
Strange Geometry by Tsukiori reviews
In the final confrontation with Alexander, Daniel accidentally falls through the rabbit hole.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,539 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Daniel, Alexander - Complete
Competition by BlackBirdsInBlue reviews
As the Boogeyman, he was used to competition, or at least, that's what they called themselves. But this little upstart just wouldn't do.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Pitch - Complete
If You Break The Game by FireyFlamey reviews
What could happen if Batter and Zacharie stopped following the script for once? /SPOILERS for Zone3 and The Room!/
OFF - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013
Dream Demon Dipper by BlackHeartedFriend reviews
*Takes place at the end Dreamscapers* Dipper got sucked into the Dreamscape with Bill and now he's stuck. Bill teaches him the ways of being a Dream Demon until they can find a way to get Dipper back home. Rated K to be on the safe side. Not (intentionally) BillDip. ((Special thanks to the-universe-is-a-hologram on tumblr!))
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 192 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Dipper P., Bill
Regrets of Moon Man by NoodlesofVictory reviews
Oh, my gawd. This was SO MUCH FUN to write. Absolutely splendid. Hah. I should do more ones like this. MLP references. Warnings inside. Only slight language, no pairings. Rated M to be SUPER SAFE. Don't want to get taken down, do we?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Complete
How the Breaking Dawn Plot Could Have Been Solved Within Minutes by thecatclouder reviews
Exactly what the title says. Seriously, the final fight scene, although there was no actual fight, was dramatic, but there were so many simpler ways that it could have gone down. The main plot of Breaking Dawn could have been solved, literally, within minutes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Alice, Aro, Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Bella Swan: A Life by Katniss4Peeta reviews
Bella Swan: A Life
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Complete
Queen Pitch by Frace reviews
Crack- what did Pitch do between ruining Easter and visiting the guardians?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Pitch - Complete
Ultimate New Moon Parody - Volturi Scene by thecatclouder reviews
Feel dissatisfied with the end of New Moon, or thought: wait, somebody should parody this? Well, the parody is here. It sort of follows the storyline - after all, it has to leave room for an Eclipse sequel. Rated T because I am paranoid, but if I can change it to a lower rating someone message me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Aro, Bella, Edward, Jane - Complete
Isabella The Sexually Frustrated Woman by Ray Shehzad reviews
When sexual frustration comes to the point of insanity, you never know what you're gonna say. Bella blurts out her feelings. Rated T for swearing. No smut because this was written in five minutes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
BAM by Simply Isnt On reviews
How I think Twilight should have ended. Call it crack if that helps.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
After The End by Sincostax reviews
A diary style fanfiction. What is left of the world, when the switch is left ON? Rated as T for freedom of writing, however, is unlikely to rise to this rating. Helpful criticism would be appreciated, as well as reviews (:
OFF - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013
Magic Pipe by BiteWorseThanBark reviews
Zone Three's sugar plant is not an ideal place for an acrophobic Puppeteer. T because I'm paranoid about the teensy use of profanity and mentioning of death in the form of a Last Will and Testament.
OFF - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2013 - The Batter, The Player - Complete
Reduced to Specimens by JaydeeGrey reviews
Based on what happened after the Nibelheim incident. Sephiroth is dead but there are two survivors. Hojo has found himself some new subjects. Centres mainly around Zack and Cloud. But not as a couple. sorry.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 52 - Words: 234,085 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Can you trust me, Batter by littlesnowycookies reviews
Are you really what you claimed to be? Everything is a lie, farce, because you let a cat decide your fate. He's the Judge that decides this game, while you become his puppeteer for his amusement. You're being toyed with, Batter. What are you going to do...now, Batter? Are you going to let the Judge decide?
OFF - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - The Batter, Bat Batteur, The Judge/Pablo, Zacharie
Invisible by Raccoon Child reviews
The little girl is unreachable. [Drabble, Yume Nikki & Rise of the Guardians.]
Crossover - Yume Nikki & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Madotsuki, Pitch - Complete
Crazy Midsummer Ball by yuki100o reviews
...Come and join us for a night of dancing and socializing! Have some nice red wine and talk with our kin! But... enjoy it while you can because... The Crazy Midsummer play is about to start... and all of you are going to be a part of the cast! (Summary inside and yes I will change the image later.)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
The Living Bomb by BonkUppercut
I'm trapped in my own body, forced to do unspeakable things... I just want to be free...
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Complete
Sometimes: Red Eyes by Rasiaa reviews
The first time it happened, he screamed.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2013 - BB - Complete
The Muggle Painting by The Con Artist reviews
There was one painting in all of Hogwarts that never moved. (Two different oneshots)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Garry - Complete
My Fair Lady by Scelerata reviews
Zack loses a bet. [2009]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
Reset by Pantsless Ghost reviews
It's better this way.
OFF - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Complete
Like Father Like Son by badjade reviews
WARNING: Blood, violence, swearing, and death. In an Alternate Universe where Hugo grew up to be a teenager, The Batter attempted to train him in the ways of being a Purifier. However, Hugo doesn't see himself as much of a fighter. This causes a conflict to rise between the two, and a battle breaks out between father and son.
OFF - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2013 - The Batter, Hugo - Complete
Daniel's Not So Excellent Adventures by CatsbytheGreat reviews
Daniel finds himself in a dark castle without any memory except for his name. There's only a note, telling him to find and kill Alexander. Or, the story in which Daniel of Mayfair hates his past self and befriends a cockroach.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Daniel, Alexander, Agrippa - Complete
Madness by Jormel Kaze reviews
Taking the scenario of Jack accepting Pitch's offer to extremes. The concept is to examine various issues that lead to an extreme point of view. Warning: It will get darker as it progresses.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,306 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Movie Night by Shinobi Saru Corp reviews
The three top SOLDIER members are not getting along. In order to increase 'team unity', Angeal suggests a movie night. Things seem to go fine, that is, until they realize what the movie they are watching is about. A one-shot
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sephiroth, Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
Hallow's Call by FunnelcakeIceblue reviews
An unbelieveable horror has shown itself within a dark forest. No one other than Pitch Black would commit this crime. Hallow saw this up close and personal and sadly, it will never leave her mind. The Nightmare King has scared the bringer of Halloween and that is hard to do. Now let's see how the Guardians take the blow.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Bunnymund, North, Tooth, Jack Frost - Complete
Monsters Under Skin by Comp Lady reviews
Danger lurks in the dark, fall too far and it will eat you.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Pitch, Sandy - Complete
The Same Old Violin by Tragically Humorous reviews
Pitch allowed another cruel smile to grace his features, showing sharpened teeth as proof of the predator that he was. "That never gets old." Pitch always knows their deepest fear.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Pitch - Complete
Do You Even Lift? by Vysharya reviews
Zacharie asks the Batter a startling question. Batter's POV.
OFF - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Complete
La Nausée by Measured reviews
Zacharie was the last coherent image he saw before he closed his eyes and lost himself to the feeling of being torn up inside, like he was stretching and something was clawing at his chest, trying to get out.
OFF - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Complete
Mary Sue Comes to Forks by WinterSky reviews
After single-handedly defeating both Voldemort and Sauron, Mary Sue decides to relax and visit a small town called Forks. Will Jacob keep his shirt on? Will Bella ever stop swooning? Find out in this gripping thrill-a-minute epic parody.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Bella, Jacob, Edward, Mike - Complete
Picturesque Jumping Jack by sinovenator reviews
Zacharie has a creepy fascination with the Puppeteer's power over the Batter.
OFF - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2013 - The Batter, Bat Batteur, Zacharie - Complete
Gone by mindpearl reviews
When everything in the world is gone what else can he do but mourn his one true loss?
OFF - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Complete
The Meaning of His Tears by PyroTheWereCat reviews
He had given so much, it was only fair that he take it all back. The story of OFF told from the Batter's point of view. OFF (C) Mortis Ghost. T rating for now for language, violence, and references to suicide. May change to M later. Start with Chapter 2 if you don't want spoilers.
OFF - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013
Terri-ball by Running BIind reviews
Whenever the Batter seeks out the traditional merchant of his universe, Zacharie, for a very makeshift game of baseball, he finds that his fellow player isn't quite able to step up to his level. One-shot.
OFF - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Complete
Be Kind to Elsen by Bukkunkun reviews
It wasn't so much as the amount of the depressed-looking Elsens all around them that bothered him more than all the staring his Player did at all of them as they walked by. Light Batterie.
OFF - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Complete
Lament of a Fallen Queen by ElZacharie reviews
There was once a queen. She was beautiful. There was once a batter. He was powerful. They fell in love. It did not end well.
OFF - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Complete
The Switch is Now by ElZacharie reviews
A dying Elsen tells us his final memories.
OFF - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Complete
Onwards by somebodyelseelse
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OFF - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Complete
The Fairy Vampire Princess by kat kasie reviews
What happens when Edward finally comes to his true form? Read to find out! Not for Edward lovers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Bella, Edward, Jacob - Complete
Concrete Angel by The Wiccan Warrior reviews
"He watched, as the person who should protect her, did the exact opposite." "Maybe you could be the one to stop it" "How?" In honor of Child Abuse Awareness month. Warning. This contains character death. Rated M for Mature.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Pitch - Complete
Zacharie: Meet Bad Batter by Venomous Queen reviews
A little short story thing I made. This is what I think their encounter would be like, knowing how Zacharie always is with things. X3
OFF - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Complete
Mama by Reid Phantom reviews
"Come my little Snowflake." Two people calling, "Jack" and the last yelling "Frostbite!" A meeting on children going missing in the woods in Virginia, the others wanting to wait to speak to Manny, sneaking out figuring he could handle it on his own, finding the cabin, getting pinned to the wall by the woman, a kiss that made his mind go blank except for one word, Mama. (Crossover)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
A Question to Kill by Tigeriffic reviews
The word was so simple, and yet held so much power. Any questions with it seemed cursed to the mighty guardians. In a way, it was the only thing they feared. What could Jamie and Sophie possibly say to make these guardians fear so much? One-Shot Moon, I cannot seem to write a nice fic about RoTG at all! M for safety
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Complete
The Phone Call by Dark Goddess2000 reviews
The Cullen's watch The Ring and Samara calls them and tells them that they have seven days left until they die. But the Cullen's just may annoy her to death before she even hangs up the phone. Rated T for swearing. One-shot. Read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Alice - Complete
Three Friends and a Rollercoaster by hyperiinuyasha reviews
Written for a prompt. Madotsuki, the Batter, and Phillip tries to have a fun day at Zone 2's amusement park, and they come across the rollercoaster. (Crossover between Yume Nikki, OFF, Space Funeral, and others)
Crossover - OFF & Yume Nikki - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Madotsuki - Complete
The Pun War of '13 by MaidOfLife-abandoned reviews
"Pitch slap!" Both fighters froze. Slowly, Jack and Bunny turned towards the speaker. "Tooth?" And thus, the Pun War of '13 had begun. CRACK. Who do you think will win in this completely jacked up (pun intended) war of puns?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Complete
Father and Daughter by hyperiinuyasha reviews
A story containing massive spoilers for the game OFF, by Mortis Ghost. It's based on a headcanon centered around two certain characters...
OFF - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Complete
Back to the Start by 3shadowprincess reviews
AU in which Pitch is the new Guardian and Jack is the one out to terrorize the world. (Hopefully) not a cookie cutter story.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
The Dangers Within by High5Nerd reviews
Ever wondered what would happen after you watched the movie? Audiences exited the theatres, full of belief for all of the Guardians. But...does it sound good as it seems? You'd think they'd be all excited that they starred in their own movie. But they didn't realize the dangers within...they come in the form of...the scariest forms on the planet.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Choices by Runic Healer reviews
In which a girl introduced herself as Jack's soul mate as dictated by destiny and fate, but Jack was not interested and he was already committed. Black Ice - One-sided OC/Jack
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Morning Routine by Luddles reviews
A peek into the daily lives of the SOLDIER First Class, particularly what they do in the morning. Involves Genesis in a bathrobe, Angeal making breakfast, and Sephiroth towel-whipping people. Pre-CC. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
Phineas and the Spirit of the Sky by Marissa Flynn reviews
Phineas is visited by a being called the Spirit of the Sky, and is given wings, being the apprentice of the spirit of the sky is a dangerous thing though when the Spirit of Darkness is after Phineas for its own evil purposes. Can everyone discover the secrets of the Spirit of the Sky and protect Phineas from the Spirit of Darkness, or will Phineas be taken by the evil spirit?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,430 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Phineas
A Terrible Twilight Twist by WinterGlare reviews
Just a big Twilight TROLL because I was majorly bored! Please read for shits and giggles.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
OMG ITS A SUE by Diana Lily reviews
There's a new girl trying to get Danny's attention. Meanwhile, who are those three people, and and are those... sporks? Mary Sue parody that was spawned while reading Suefic parodies. Rated for spork shooting and chasing an imaginary person with a bat. not your average Suefic. Well, it is, but... Just read it. And review, of course.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Danny F. - Complete
What Could Have Been by fickleminder reviews
There are some things humans are just not supposed to mess with. When a scientific experiment goes wrong, the butterfly effect takes control as Science and Magic clash. The Guardians find themselves acquainted with the chaos theory as they are thrown into a whirlwind of alternate universes and parallel timelines.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,305 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Complete
The Center Cannot Hold But It Can Change by eirenical reviews
Jack was the one to eventually break the silence. He said softly, "I see it. What you're saying. My center… it's the same. We both laughed just now, right? But did you laugh because the children were having fun playing in the water… or because it was funny as hell when the girl pushed the boy in?" (Jack/Pitch, pre-slash)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Metazoa by fickleminder reviews
The Guardians host a celebration to commemorate the addition of their newest member and the defeat of Pitch, but the guest of honor - Jack himself - is late. Maybe the 7 Sins crashing the party can tell them why. OC introduction fic.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,596 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Clearing Scene Re-Write by Shadow of the Forgotten reviews
This is how I imagine the clearing scene (when Edward shows Bella why he avoids sunlight) would've gone if the author had given Bella half a brain. A warning to all you Twihards out there; this story will likely make you angry so read at your own risk. Flames are welcomed with open arms and will probably lead to more rewrites of the series.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Alone by Shadougelover14 reviews
'Run little Aster, you better scream...the Boogieman's going to make you bleed...' ; A nightmare in the middle of the night can affect even the strongest of warriors... (rated T only for a little violence)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Bunnymund - Complete
Spirit of Forgottenness by UnicornsPoopingRainbows reviews
"I was the spark of wonder that faded from children's eyes when the world told them they were too old to believe. I was the curtain of reality that was pulled over wide eyes and wild dreams. I was the heavy doubt that hunched shoulders and crippled imagination. Charming, isn't it?"
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Complete
How The Twilight Series Should Have Ended by EnragedEwok reviews
Changed the ending because it didn't fit or serve the purpose of the parody
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight With Zombies by EowynofRohan13 reviews
A parody of Twilight, where the Cullens are zombies instead of vampires.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
Cuz' Making Sense, Doesn't Make Cents by Lady Island Rose reviews
Bella's should-have-been reaction to an undead stalker, Jasper's pain, and Jacob's issue. Man oh man, three situations that I found strange and wanted to change. Stephanie Meyer, y u no make sense! Well I guess if she did, she wouldn't make cents. Do you get it? Three-shot crack.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Complete
Just a Cover Story? by Marissa Flynn reviews
"Is that all I am to you? Am I just a cover story? Do the words 'everything's better with Perry' mean a thing to you? Do you care that we sung a song just to make you come home? Do you even notice that I ask 'Hey where's Perry' every single day! You have no idea how hurt I am by this Perry! But, then again, why should you care about me when all I am is just a cover story!" HIATUS!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,979 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Phineas, Perry
Nightmare Dust and the Silver Sands by The What-If Writer reviews
ROTG. "Jo was the only child able to see the Nightmare King." This is a story about a boy with undecided beliefs, who finds himself caught in the middle of something that only fate can truly understand. Soon, he crosses paths with the Nightmare King and many others, legends known and unknown. The Man in the Moon has a plan, and he's caught somewhere in the middle...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,714 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Pitch, Man in the Moon - Complete
The Ten Rules of Genesis Rhapsodos by RegenesisX reviews
How to avoid an early death via Commander Rhapsodos. Or how to get yourself killed via Commander Rhapsodos.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Genesis R. - Complete
How Twilight should have ended by AngieCool reviews
NOT FOR TWILIGHT FANS! A small story of how Twilight should have ended. Everyone that hates/dislikes Twilight is going to love it, it's comedy. -
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Bella - Complete
Dating Advice by RegenesisX reviews
In which Cloud wishes Zack would just stick to asking Angeal about these sorts of things...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F., Genesis R. - Complete
Renesmee's Special Needs by ImaginaryLondoner reviews
After the events in Breaking Dawn, Bella realizes her daughter has a special problem. Warning: bashes Twilight characters and Stephenie Meyer's misunderstanding of biology.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Bella, Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Visser Humiliation Club by Riza-san reviews
Join the adventures of Tom, Taylor, Erek and a random Hork-Bajir named "Gafrash" as they attempt to bring down and humiliate Visser One and Visser Three. One-shot made story. Rated T, because of complete randomness. -Finally updated!-
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,416 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Visser Three, Visser One
Mislabelled by XpaperplaneX reviews
The sequel to Handle With Care. Cloud and Sephiroth have adjusted to their roles as toy and owner, but life isn't always easy, even with each other. Dealing with the past and the present can be a rough ride.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,516 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Adventures Of Invader Mary Sue by Invader Bulma reviews
Click on the link above to learn about the awesome adventure of Invader Sparkle, the Mary Sue! Warning: Unexpected ending.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Complete
Invader Mary Sue by MissDoubleONinja reviews
Afraid your character is a Mary Sue? Have no idea what a Mary Sue is? Than this is for you! Click the link above to learn about Mary Sue's and how not to create one yourself!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Complete
Library Science by RegenesisX reviews
25 things Cloud Strife probably shouldn't be doing in a library.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Cloud S. - Complete
Dang I killed her! by HeadSmashedInBuffaloJump reviews
Strictly for Twilight haters. What would happen if Bella died in the first book and the other cullens found it hilarious that Edward actually killed the woman he loves dearly. I had alot of fun with this story, so if you don't like it, sorry because I did!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best Name by Imagination Live reviews
Sephiroth's stopped his mission, to talk to a deaf old man, but can he control his temper? K plus for one mature word, hope you like it :D
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Sephiroth - Complete
Outtakes of Crisis Core by ZackFairLover reviews
Sephiroth, Angeal, and Genesis go on a 'secret mission'. Zack must never know. Written a while ago, also posted on my deviantart profile.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Angeal H., Sephiroth - Complete
AutoSave by Sinnii reviews
Thank the Goddess for Auto-save.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
Connotation by The Lady With the Whip reviews
Because in Zack's world, "monster" is a good thing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Angeal H., Zack F. - Complete
To All My Fans by Mystical Demise reviews
A letter from Genesis after stumbling across a certain site... Now with more Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Genesis R., Sephiroth - Complete
No Way Out by Luddles reviews
The worst thing about lifeguarding is that Genesis was always pestered by a creepy lady who wanted him to marry her daughter. That was why he was bringing Sephiroth with him this time. Oneshot, AU
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Genesis R., Sephiroth - Complete
Arachnophobia by X2C reviews
Sephiroth and Genesis battle an unwelcome intruder.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Genesis R., Sephiroth - Complete
Nightmare Vision Inator by Marissa Flynn reviews
When Isabella suddenly sees everything as a scary monster Phineas and the gang need to find out how to cure her of her new found nightmare vision. MAJOR Phinabella action.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,088 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Good To See You, Brother by Zodiac Sefirosu reviews
Cloud was not expecting his nemesis to return yet again, however, he certainly had even less of an idea of what the silver-haired devil had in store for him. Rated M just in case for horrible mistreatment of Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Ho Ho Hojo by Ash Gray Kitsune reviews
All Sephiroth wanted was a break. A simple Christmas break, with a few drinks, a few friends, and Costa. Then came Hojo.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Sephiroth, Lazard D. - Complete
Pain Indexing by saltedpin reviews
Zack and Reno get drunk; unwise adventures are had in Hojo's lab.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
Atop Whilton Hill by Jaida857 reviews
Halloween night. Phineas, Ferb and the rest of the gang decide to sneak into the abandoned mansion atop Whilton Hill. What they find there will not only bring dark secrets to light, but will prove to be the gangs most dangerous adventure yet. Completed!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,735 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Go Fish by RegenesisX reviews
Sometimes things aren't always as they seem. Heroes and villains need a break too, you know. EDITED 7/7/2014
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Of Bins and Chicken by ScrewsGoTight reviews
Harry wakes up to find Hogwart's not quite how he left it...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Ramblings of Henrich Cornelius Agrippa by SvendalMunch reviews
Simply Put? This is 10 chapters of Agrippa rambling on and on and on. Why? Because it's hilarious! If your in the mood for something amusing, you'll enjoy! AgrippaXAgrippaXAgrippa. Kidding, but really, no other character is in the story! R&R!
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Agrippa
Light, Meet Edward by Funky Bracelet Chick reviews
Light hates Twilight. Ryuk likes apples. See how these two facts end in massacre. Rated T just to be safe.
Crossover - Death Note & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010
Birthday Bash by underhandlilies reviews
Sephiroth has never celebrated his birthday. For some reason, his friends find this most curious, and begin to act very strange as a result. Crack. Implied S/G and Z/C. Belated birthday fic for hypnoticaa.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sephiroth, Genesis R. - Complete
Lul Whut? by Illisandria Carthain reviews
A collection of ficlets and drabbles, little thoughts on pairings with a surprise twist ending! Rated for suggestive themes.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Complete
Isabella and The OOCInator by digigirl02 reviews
Isabella thought it was going to be a normal day. But, oh how wrong she was.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Isabella, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Draw With Me by XpaperplaneX reviews
A wall kept them separated, but Sephiroth would do anything to protect his only friend, even destroy the planet.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,671 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 110 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Chronicles of Invader Ditz by Reenie Bleenie reviews
In which a Mary Sue is repeatedly mocked and then killed. But it has a plot too!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/11/2011
Advent Cookies by xXxAnimeBellxXx reviews
Random insanity my friend and I came up with while on our way back to my place, eating Safeway cookies. I would consider it a small miracle if anyone actually reads this.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Sephiroth's secret by Zodiac Sefirosu reviews
Our favorite general has a secret. What is it? Read and find out! Rated M just in case for gore and minor language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,335 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
Signing In by kuliise reviews
"Now he would have to walk in from the front, and everyone would look up and see that Yagami Light, of all people, was taking supplemental schooling for being in the bottom 20% of the class."
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Light Y. - Complete
Second Coming by Karyukai reviews
After a power cut inside the "ShinRa Electric Power Company" Jenova has awakened, and she's pissed. /AU. Gore warning. One shot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Jenova - Complete
Heroes by Doubleblade Miriko reviews
"Let me tell you a secret: there really are no heroes."
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Sephiroth - Complete
Not My Nemesis by darkdemondog24 reviews
A horror fic about Perry and Doofenshmirtz. Doof creates a clone of Perry, but when it turns evil and tries to murder everyone in sight things get serious and the two build an unlikely friendship. NOT DoofxPerry. WARNING: Bloody
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
MarySue, we hate you by Invader Gilly reviews
No longer a one shot showing the most horrible species known to fangirl kind - The Mary-Sue
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Scapegoat by CSKazaam reviews
Wandering the halls of ShinRa is a murderer - and it's Zack Fair. At least, that's who all evidence points to, so it's up to Sephiroth to discover the real killer. But as two stories unfold, more questions than answers are raised, and time is running out.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,398 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
Handle With Care by XpaperplaneX reviews
Cloud had no idea how his life would change on the day he was sent to deliver some papers to the former general Sephiroth's office. A mistaken identity turns his world upside down.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,396 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
The Sue by Torchwood6 reviews
A new girl joins Dib and Zim's class. Her past is conflicting, her hair, eyes, and name change with alarming frequency, and she has six names. Looks like another Mary Sue! Fortunately, Dib and Zim are prepared…
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
A blossoming love by Lancelot Varianter reviews
A new girl with a secret moves in across the street. Will Phineas fall her? OC/Phineas
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Phineas - Complete
Killing the Cullens by Sister to the Dark Lord reviews
During a trip to Japan, the Cullens and Bella cross Light Yagami, who will do anything to protect his New World, including killing them. But how do you kill a vampire who can live forever? Rated for violent character deaths.
Crossover - Death Note & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
A Danny Phantom Mary Sue Alphabet by Kitty Fowl reviews
A journey through the alphabet that explores the many horrors of Mary Sues to a rhyme scheme. "A is for Angel, an appropriate name..."
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Dexter meets Kira by Ridler reviews
After Death Note inspired my longest fanfiction till now, now Death Note inspired my shortest fanfiction till now! What would happen if the Bay Harbor Butcher found Kira? Short and stylish, with a cool payoff at the end ;
Crossover - Death Note & Dexter - Rated: K - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Light Y. - Complete
FFVII Child by Blue-Eyed Chocobo reviews
My name is Zack Sephiroth Cloud Reno Crescent...and I was unfortunately born to FFVII fanatical parents. This is my story.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
Sephiroth's Commercial by Emeria Heyl reviews
Sephiroth does a commercial for Cloud-O's.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Sephiroth - Complete
Interloper by Zodiac Sefirosu reviews
Post AC. Cloud is sent to deliver a mysterious package on Halloween day and runs into much more than he bargained for. Rated M for a lot of blood, violence, and creepiness.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
My Child by secretgal reviews
Mother is here. Yes, mother will take care of everything.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Jenova - Complete
Uber Fabulous Sephiroth by Command76 reviews
The beginning of the Legacy of Uber Fabulous Sephiroth....
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Mecha Battle of DOOM! by tastes-like-ciel reviews
In Lelouch’s defense, he had no way of knowing what strange ideas lurked inside the mind of the psychotic new recruit piloting the strange Knightmare known as the Megadoomer.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Zim, Lelouch L. - Complete
The Story of an Ugly Vampire by High-Par-Bowl-E reviews
Spoiler: EVERYONE DIES. And it's a happy ending. Broccoli.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Sephiroth, Edward - Complete
Final Fantasy VII and the MarySue Machine by Guardian Kiune reviews
All the elements of a Mary-Sue fic...except our hero wants no part in it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2009
Insert DreadfulSounding Ghost Story Here by MultiplePersonas reviews
Another story for the Anti-Cliche and Mary-Sue Elimination Society, THIS ONE FEATURING TROUBLE WITH A NASTY MARY-SUE IN AMITY PARK.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Danny F., Clockwork - Complete
What happens if you give a Jenovian caffeine? by Zodiac Sefirosu reviews
Very, very, very bad things happen.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Prof. Hojo, Sephiroth - Complete
Resurrection by Ms. Jones reviews
Cloud attempts the impossible, the resurrection of Aeris. Oneshot. Slash. Rated T to be safe
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Parallel Universes and the Problems They Cause by IndigoClockwork reviews
In a freak barrier-blurring between two parallel universes, Dib finds himself in the body of a Mary-Sue. How will he cope with his new-found Sueness? Will anything ever be the same again? Rated cause I like the letter T, obviously Mary-Sue warning.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,133 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Wing of Madness Born a Monster, Died a Monster by ChaosRivers
Sephiroth never knew his past. So when he finds out about Jenova, what really goes on through his mind as he snaps, goes mental and evil? Find out. Rated T.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sephiroth, Jenova - Complete
A couple of Mary Sues by Devinedragon reviews
A Mary Sue is hunting for someone to call her Hero. What will happen when she stumbles over a certain General? Acctually, she tries to steal his sword. And Gary Sue is trying to sweettalk Loz. The only one having fun is Jenova... OC,OOC,weirdness,JENOVA,
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sephiroth - Complete
A Mary for Me by Sthrissa reviews
Severus Snape's Mary Sue woes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Why Waist Length? by Silver Pard reviews
Enough was enough. He'd looked at all the possible courses of action and their consequences. He'd researched it intensively. It was time to cut the damn hair.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,269 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
Cut by Trainer Kelly reviews
Cloud and Sephiroth are battling once again. But what happens when Cloud accidently cuts Sephiroth's hair? R&R, please and thank you!....Note I never played the game before. XP So sorry for the lack of terms.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Purpose by Aries Draco reviews
What if Jenova isn't that evil, malignent creature everyone thinks she is? An alternative look at the possible explantion for her behaviour. [EDIT] Extra notes tagged on at the end in light of relatively? new information. I'm slow...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,527 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Jenova, Sephiroth - Complete
Little Sephiroth by Mischievious Moogle reviews
Sephiroth and Zack have been assigned to assist Hojo in his lab. When Hojo leaves to run an errand, Zack gets a little curious and accidentally gives Sephiroth the mind of a five year old boy! Will Zack be able to fix Sephiroth before Hojo returns?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Death to Mary Sues! by RemembertheLegacy reviews
My first Poem describing my deep hatred of Mary Sues. This is more general, but it has Danny Phantom characters so I put it here.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
Attack of the Killer MarySues! by CartoonFreak56 reviews
A halfa!sue come to Amity, and makes all the canons act like idiots with her trecherous Mary Sue abilities. Only Sue Slayer Sam can save that day. If your are an admitted Suethor, you probably will not like this story.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
The SEPHIROTH Owner's Manual and Maintenance Guide by Akari Shinju reviews
Thank you for purchasing a SEPHIROTH. Please read the enclosed manual to avoid any mishaps and malfunctions while 'playing' with Jenova's favorite son.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Sephiroth - Complete
Nobody's Perfect by JabberW00kie reviews
Not even Sephiroth can be a perfect diabolical adonis all the time. Take a peek at a few of the legendary General's less than legendary moments. Second Chapter: Sephiroth vs. Masumane, or Why Sephiroth's Hair is so Straight.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Sephiroth
Blame Jenova by Evil Mina reviews
Prudence is having trouble making her epic and tragic Aeriseph fanfic believable. So the cast of FF7 gives her advice on how to get around the obvious fact that Sephiroth is evil, to the tune of Blame Canada. Yes, a songfic. Run away.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Sephiroth, Jenova - Complete
The Cosplayer by Vestergaard reviews
One-shot. A girl meets a amazingly realistic cosplayer of Sephiroth in the park, but she comes to understand that things are not always what they seem. Parody "Mary-Sue" version up 3-13-05!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Sephiroth, Sephiroth - Complete
The Mary Sue to end all Mary Sues by Eronoele reviews
If you are allegic to Mary Sues, this may not be the story for you. Please cunsult a doctor if any of these symptons occur...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/27/2004
How to write a Mary Sue by Adrian Tullberg reviews
An educational guide ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2003
Hail Mary Sue by Maran Zelde reviews
Join me as I make fun of Mary Sues. 'Tis great fun. [Revised]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/13/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Dib, Zim, Tak - Complete
Oh Mary Sue! by CherryCoke reviews
Is your fan character a Mary Sue? Find out here! (Great for beginning Zim fanfic writers!)
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2003
Sephiroth Takes a Bath by Rhianwen reviews
An account of an ill-fated bubble bath starring everyone's favourite misunderstood villain, his favourite rubber-ducky, and many very, very happy young women. [Sigh] I wish 'complete and total insanity' was a genre category...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2002 - Complete
Mary Mary Sue by Ryo0oki reviews
Listen up all, Mary Sue has something to say. R for language. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2002 - Published: 5/12/2002 - Complete
Happy Mother's Day, Jenova by esotaria reviews
Sephiroth asks Jenova what she wants for Mother's Day.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2002
Sephiroth is a Cool Guy,Really by Saemus McNally reviews
Everyone thinks Sephiroth is a cool guy. He is isnt he? Or...is this all just propaganda. Probably
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/9/2002
Why Sephiroth REALLY wanted to blow up the world by Master Tonberi reviews
Just a stupid joke I thought up. I wanted to make it a skit at a con...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/25/2001
Confessions by Auto The Frogster reviews
Sephiroth writes a letter confessing his true feelings for Aeris... Please read and review, guaranteed a good cheap laugh at least. ~.^
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2001
The Mary Sue that Wasn't by Mrs. Norris1 reviews
My very own *first* Mary Sue fic... with a twist.... oh my, Mary Sue lovers (and haters) will LOVE this!!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2000
An OFF Christmas Carol reviews
Due to the dismal morale of the Zones, the Guardians and the Queen got together and thought of potential solutions and ways to cheer up the ever-terrified Elsen (Preferably without drugs made from corpses). (Full summary inside.) Rated for swears.
OFF - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,727 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 12/9/2014 - The Batter - Complete