Hello! My name is... well, that's not really the point is it? The truth is, I don't really have a name. I was raised by a clan of aliens after they stole me from my birth parents. Whenever I can get away from the watchful eyes of my alien family, I go on to Fanfiction so that I can get my daily dose of the written language. The reason I don't have a name is because, as everyone knows, aliens don't need to speak. They just use brain waves to "talk" to people. So, I never actually needed a name. But, if you really want to call me something, call me uncontrollableranter.

Yes. I am leaving Fanfiction.

This doesn't mean I will never come back, but I can't focus on real life (ugh, I know. real life sucks) and write consistently for fanfiction at the same time. I'm so sorry to everyone who has been leaving me reviews and sending me messages begging me to update. SO SORRY. I cannot repeat it enough. I'm sort of too ashamed to write to each of you specifically, so I'm copping out and writing a general message here. I'm just so busy these days; I barely have time to write as it is--if I do have time, I want to spend it on my OWN creativity, not on someone else's characters.

Who knows? Perhaps you all will one day read one of my stories in print, rather through cyberspace ;)

I recommend that everyone here should also take a break from fanfiction.

Try reading one of the stories below instead:

Princess Bride

Sense and Sensibility

Pride and Prejudice

Their Eyes were Watching God

Tom Sawyer

Huckleberry Fin

North and South

The Works of William Shakespeare

Cyrano de Bergerac

The Pearl

The Old Man and the Sea

The Mortal Instruments Series