Fullmetal Llama
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Joined 12-18-06, id: 1184010
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Gildergn (gil-dur-nyeh) n. An obsessive fangirl/RPer/writer/artist/complete sugar-happy loser who wastes her free time doing idiotic things.

Favorite characters (in no particular order; underlined names are my favorite bishis; beware the spazzy fangirlyness): Deidara (luff!), Uchiha Itachi (luff!), Sabaku no Gaara (luff!), Edward Elric (luff!), Nara Shikamaru (luff!), Kaguya Kimimaro (luff!), Hyuuga Neji (luff!), Hitachiin Hikaru, Hitachiin Kaoru, Maito Gai, L, Uzumaki Naruto, Rock Lee, and Alphonse Elric.

P-H-three-four-R. ph34r.

~WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS, MOFO!~

My muse is dead.

--tebayo!

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Don't Steal My Penny by Benji-Loves-Gaara reviews
Me and my friends get warped into Naruto Land....hehehe, it shall be facinating....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Itachi U., Gaara
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7265 - Favs: 6,049 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
You're On! by FirefliesWish reviews
When a simple misunderstanding spirals out of control, Neji and Tenten find themselves in a challenge to get the other to fall in love with them first! Insanity? You bet'cha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Life With Gaara by Sasuke8097 reviews
So, Have you EVER wondered what life would be like living with Gaara? Well, Sakura found out the hard way. Little did she know that soon, her life would become utter chaos... [GaaSak later on in the fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
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White Walls
Gaara's sanity collapses following the death of his siblings. Warning: Character Death. I guess that's pretty obvious, hm?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Why My Life Sucks reviews
Why do our favorite ninjas lead such sucky lives? Warning: CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
Gaara's Bishilicious Birthday reviews
Happy birthday to Gaara, the redhaired bishi! Yes, this is another crack fic. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
A Naruto Christmas Crack Fic reviews
One twitchy, hyperactive, sugar high freak decided to write a story in which a bunch of ninjas gather together in a giant Christmas party. Mmyeah.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/21/2006