COMPLETE. Collab with Sinisterbug! xD When the Sunny docks, Sanji and Zoro sometimes seek out relief in some not so savory places. The same places... and the same women? Eventual Zoro/Sanji. Warnings: HET, yaoi, language.

A collection of KagaKuro one-shots because everyone needs a little more KagaKuro love in their lives. The newest chapters are just smut, tbh. Feat. morning homecoming sex, rimming and crossdressing camboy!Kuroko.

Being dragged into a strip club on Valentine's day was not Sanada's idea of a productive evening. Multiple Pairings; Alpha, Perfect, Platinum, Royal. Strip Club AU.

Gaara asks Kankuro and Temari the most embarrassing questions and they need to find the right way to answer them. Crack fic, really short chapters and a very unknowing Gaara. Before Shippuden. Now translated in French - /s/11475622/1/Things-My-Little-Brother-Asks

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

An annoyed Izaya deals with a happy, drunk Shizuo. Shizaya crack. Plot later on. Complete with timeline included.

Oneshots revolving around the 6'4" beast afraid of a puppy and his insistant boyfriend.

Even the amount of lives couldn't separate the two of them. A reincarnation fic with rinharu. 6 lives and 6 different endings.

Nigou goes missing one day during practice and Kagami is sent to go out looking for Seirin's beloved Number 16. What Kuroko doesn't expect, though, is that the red-headed ace also brings back a boy around their age who is hell-bent on getting them together. And it doesn't help that he claims to be their son. AU!Future! Post-Winter Cup. KagaKuro, AoKise, MidoTaka, MuraHimu, AkaFuri.

...and one epilogue. Kagami witnesses first-hand the struggles of being friends with Aomine and Kise.

Eren moves to a small town and meets an vampire named Levi. Awful Twilight Parody AU with a super horny Eren, vampire!Levi and werewhorse Jean.

After leaving the Generation of Miracles alone with too much tequila, Kagami finds himself fallen down the rabbit hole. What follows is a disconcerting evening in which logic is suspended, personalities are reversed, and questionable decisions are made. Slight undertones of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. Kagakuro, Takamido, Aomoi, Murahimu. Crack, Humor, Romance, Mystery.

A week in the life at Mordhaus, as told by their doctor.

A day in the life of Kagami and Kuroko, narrated by Nigou. KagaKuro. Nigou POV.

"What type of burning inferno did you dig this out of?" Or, Eren presents Levi with a box of coal on Valentine's Day. — levi/eren

Companion fics to Attending Fuckface Academy but can be read as separates. High school AUs. 1st: It's the first day of Winter Break, and Nathan has just gotten his license. 2nd: Murderface meets Dick Knubbler at the worst party he's ever been to.

Itachi takes the time to reflect in the 'privacy' of his diary. After all, living in the Akatsuki base with a bunch of hyper active, bored criminals has got to be funny enough to write down for future reference. Due to complaints, I am obliged to warn people not to read later chapters during class.

It's exam time and who doesn't love a bit of procrastination, especially when it comes in the form of the library chat-room! Banter, study-unrelated discussion and the invasion of personal lives ensues. Who needs secrets anyway? Yaoi pairings

That was one hell of a party...but what the hell happened, and what will come of it? What messes have been made while drunk and require cleaning up while sober? Sasuke and Naruto had a competition, Neji made a public spectacle...and why's Kisame in such a good mood? Contains Yaoi and lemons. SasuNaru KisaIta HidaDei NejiGaa

While Midorima Shintarou always knew that Takao Kazunari was really good at mingling in with crowds, there never came a day when he realized that Takao was extremely popular with the girls in their school. Until today that is. TakaMido, Oneshot. Review please!

So this guy walks into a bar and...

Itachi goes online looking for friends but finds more then he bargined for when he meets the Akatsuki, will he let the group drag him down? centered around all Akatsuki members so P.O.V changes a lot. there will be pairings, the usual ones. THERE WILL BE YAOI so beware. SasoDei and other Akatsuki pairings.. i'm sort of really into ZetTobi right now... so BEWARE. HighSchool AU

Minato Namikaze took everything from the Uchiha family. Their money, their business, their home, absolutely everything. Now, Itachi and Sasuke are going to take it all back, and the only way to do that is to take what Minato holds dear. Payback's a bitch. (SasuNaru.)

If there was anything Kagami regretted, it was that he taught Kuroko English slang and the fact that Kuroko was friends with Aomine. CRACK, kind of KagaKuro, maybe probably pretty damn offensive.

I've written a few and don't quite believe they're long enough to fit into their own story. So here's a couple of them in one. I don't know how many I'll add. I'm going to include whatever characters I feel like, but keep in mind Dean and Cas may make up the majority of these.

Kakuzu has forced Hidan to do the unthinkable as punishment for irritating the life out of him...again. Hidan must write a poem, a real poem. Hidan... halfway succeeds. Just a stupid random poem. Enjoy. Rated T for Hidan.

The Ninth floor is a boring place in Konoha Mega-Corp...That is, until the floor manager goes on a business trip. Now a certain blond employee starts up some mischief that turns the ninth floor into a war-zone...a Prank War-Zone at that. SasuNaru AU

As a new form of communication,Pein wants the Akatsuki to bond with one another through...technology and emails. Will the members be able to cope with the new change? Rated T for swearing, madness and..double madness. Read at your own risk!

Join us for an inside look at two of the countries best musicians master violinist Uchiha Itachi and DJ-prodigy Hoshigaki Kisame. See how they live, how they sleep, how they... shatter windows with the power of wubs? KisaIta, hints of SasuNaru.

2014 Edit. A naive Naruto and a bitter Sasuke face The Trials given to them by the Konoha Council. If they pass, they will become the Hokage and Assistant. Even if they succeed, what could they possibly do about the corrupt Ninja World? NaruSasu, First Person Switching by chapter. Warnings where necessary. Consider 699 to be last chapter and this as a continuation. #RealNewEra

Gift-fic for SilverXStarlight. CRACK-FIC! Sasuke was feeling sad, but no one's letting him mope in peace today! Insanity, bad language, total nonsense and slight SasuNaru. XD

After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le

A disease has spread in Konaha. Naruto isn't infected. Yet. SasuNaru, LeeGaa Slight Gai-Sensei/Lee , SakuIno, Chouji/Shikamaru, Kankuro/Neji, Tenten/Hinata, KakaIru, Juugo/Suigetsu.

Skwisgaar is not the religious type. one-shot and slash: Skwisgaar/Toki

Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru

Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru

The Story of How I, Uzumaki Naruto, the Greatest Ninja That Ever Lived, Saved Uchiha Sasuke from the Rabid Fangirls of Doom. // crack!fic. SasuNaruSasu. Spoilers for recent manga story arcs.

LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

What will happen when Naruto puts his friends on his talk show to talk about how they feel about yaoi? Gonna have to read and find out.