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hi!!...so...um... we're talking about me here, right? okay...let's begin!! I'm larissa mae. and you can call me larimae or lala. I am currently living in Philippines, Manila. I love reading and listening in country music. I love to write one-shots.well, back to me. my friends say I'm witty, funny, and sometimes...weird. yeah. good friends, right? kidding! I'm sure they mean it in a good way! anyway, I'm not pretty. I'm the opposite. but not super opposite, okay? so, I think that's it!! hope you enjoy my one-shots and stories!! take care!! here's other info bout me:

weird things about me:

--I never cry in anything (even when my classmates tease me to death) and yet, I cry when I read books. (and fanfictions)

--I eat french fries with cheese then chocolate

--I hate sports. Especially volleyball (i hit my classmates' head when it's my turn to serve and I never played again.)

--I have an illness. It's called being a klutz.

I love shoes and bags but I seldom use them.

favorite songs:

15 step by radiohead, super massive blackhole by muse, almost lover by fine frenzy, lucky by jason mraz, you belong with me by taylor swift, that's what you get by paramore hot 'n' cold by Kat Perry, My life would suck without you by Kelly Clarkson

favorite books:

interview with a vampire, harry potter books, lost symbol, the twilight saga and vampire diaries trilogy

favorite singers/ band:

Kelly Clarkson, Taylor swift (whom I know is dating Taylor Lautner), Muse, Dashboard Confessional and Fine Frenzy

favorite movie:

Twilight saga, a walk to remember, chronicles of spiderwick and August Rush (Listen, a got a huge crush on Freddie Highmore so don't be intrigued why i love these movies. )

My hobbies

Besides writing, I love listening to music, reading and watching movies. I really love watching movies. It's mine and my mom's favorite bonding activity. We will go to my room, put on a DVD and lounge on my bed all night. I prefer romantic-comedy and comedy altogether. Most of my favorites are books that was turned into a movie. In music, I prefer pop and ballad. I love 'hey soul sister' by train. :) My favorites are usually from Kelly Clarkson and Katy Perry.

And oh! Vote for Aaron kelly at American idol!! pretty please!!

Why am I here?

I love writing. :) It makes me feel like I can escape to any world I want to be. In writing fanfictions--since I have a very huge imagination--, I write these stuff because I can see the characters the way i want them to be. I can make them worse or better. So, basically, i'm here because I want to write about my favorite books without anyone stopping me and telling me that I'm losing 'it'. Reviews that criticize is different. It just tells me that I should either be better or I'm on the right path.

So, I hope you'll enjoy my stories. :)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded...

sweet nauticals:

Love is swift, sincere, pious, joyful, generous, strong, patient, faithful, prudent, long-suffering, courageous, and never seeking its own; for wheresoever a person seeketh his own, there he falleth from love.

Thomas p Kempis
1379-1471, German Monk, Mystic, Religious Writer

Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.

Erica Jong
1942-, American Author

We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
Unknown

once you cared about a person, it's hard to be logical about them anymore.

new moon

"THERE ARE MANY TYPES OF SHIPS. THERE ARE WOODEN SHIPS ,PLASTIC SHIPS, AND METAL SHIPS. BUT THE BEST AND MOST IMPORTAINT TYPES OF SHIPS ARE FRIENDSHIPS."
- OLD IRISH QUOTE (SENT BY -ROBERT J. BADAR JR.)

"The only unsinkable ship is FRIENDSHIP."
-Sent in by Jeff Sczpanski

"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend."
- Albert Camus (also attributed to Maimonidies). Sent by clovers

"A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend is worth more."
- Sent by Jasmine Fitzwilliam

I'm a sucker for romantic... here is some...

There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend.
Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him.

Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying... "Just take care of my eyes dear." i'll always love you forever..

How to install love

Customer Service Rep: Can you install LOVE?

Customer I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?

Customer Service Rep The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am?

Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now.Is it okay to install while they are running?

Customer Service Rep: What programs are running ma'am?

Customer: Let me see...I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

Customer Service Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Customer Service Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?

Customer Service Rep: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

Customer Service Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops...I have an error message already. What should I do?

Customer Service Rep: What does the message say?

Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS". What does that mean?

Customer Service Rep: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before It can "LOVE"others.

Customer: So what should I do?

Customer Service Rep: Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

Customer Service Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this.

Customer: Thank you.

Customer Service Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, EALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!

Customer Service Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go...

Customer: Yes?

Customer Service Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.

Customer: I will. Thank you for your help

teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this if you truly
believe in
God.

Abortion is wrong.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

f you agree put this on your profile and advise others to do the same

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted...

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

You know you're addicted with Twilight if...

When you see a box labeled "Forks", you think there's something imported from Forks, Washington in there.

You use Twilight for every single school project that pops up. (I tried this. Us Twilighters made a group and made our activity all about Twilight. Those Anti- Twilight had to suffer when it was out turn to present! It’s major fun!!)

You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward.

You promise your friend that if he can find you an Edward, you'll give him the answers to your homework for the rest of your school-life.

When your best friend's mom drives fast and you scream, "OMG! You drive fast! You're a vampire and you didn't TELL me?"

You drink red drinks and yell, "Whoo! I'm a vampire! But I'm a vegetarian one, because I don't kill people! Only red berries!"

You compare every guy you meet to Edward and are honestly disappointed when they never measure up. (Pfft ya.)

You see the name Edward- then you and your friends starts to freak out. (Been there, done that. Very fun!)

For a long while after you read Twilight/New Moon, you acted as a missionary for the books, asking everyone you talked to if the had read them.

You stand firm by your belief that anyone who says that Twilight is just a crappy, unrealistic love story (and yes, believe it or not, I do know someone who has said this!) should be taken to the edge of a cliff and pushed off.

The space in your bookshelf where you place your Twilight books is like a sacred place.

You don't want anyone to borrow, even touch, them in fear of them getting destroyed. (SO true!)

Edward vs Normal guys

A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”

A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.

While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.

A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”

A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
“Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”

A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.

This is an 'I love you but I don't want you to know' thing!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose...me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and in pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because your always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

I reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I'd die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I choose my life is because you ARE my life!

Ten hottest guys for me:

1. Robert Pattinson

2. Logan Lerman

3.Taylor Lautner

4.Jackson Rathbone

5.Peter Facinelli

6Jhonny Depp

7.Brad Pitt

8.Freddie Highmore

9.Jason Mraz

10.Ewan McGregor

My Favorite twilight saga quotes: (Disclaimer: yup...you already know)

(BELLA)- Sometimes I wondered if I was seeing the same things through my eyes that the rest of the
world was seeing through theirs. Maybe there was a glitch in my brain.

Stupid, shiny volvo owner. (Bella)

.I hear voices in my mind and you’re worried you’re the freak. (Edward)

He looks at you like…like you’re something to eat. (Mike)

Bring on the shackles — I’m your prisoner. (Edward)

What am I going to do with you? Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me! (Edward)

And then, like a carnivorous flower, we are physically attractive to our prey. (Alice)

Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand… (Edward)

Don’t I taste as good as I smell? (Bella)

I think that boy is in love with you. (Renee)

So, should I tell him you said to butt the hell out? (Jacob)

If you went to sleep at around 2 am or later reading the Twilight books, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you have ever walked into a pole and thought it was a person, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

-If you are so overly obsessed with everything about Emmett Cullen and freaking hawt he is that it's not even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you know someone who should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous Fan Fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

-If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you had a choice between human and vampire, and you would choose vampire, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you screamed over watching the Twilight trailers, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you daydream about Edward appearing in your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.