Piece of Dead Orc
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Joined 09-27-06, id: 1140471

Hi, there’s not much to say about me. I have REALLY straight brown hair, light brown eyes and light skin. I’m 15-years-old and live in Truckie, California, USA. I have four brothers who are all moved out. My parents are divorced and I live with my dad and my stepmom. I like Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Ring (1 and 2), Edward Scissorhands, Phantom of the Opera, Secret Window, Anchorman, and The Breakup. I like listening to AFI, My Chemical Romance, Say Anything, Thirty Seconds To Mars, Incubus, Evanescence, The White Stripes, and U2. I love reading, writing, watching movies and skateboarding.

Here’s some cool movie quotes!

Champ: I pooped a squirrel this morning and the funny thing is… it’s still alive. So I have this poop covered squirrel in my office, and I don’t know what to name it.

Brick: Oh, sorry Champ I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.

Ron: I’m going to shoot you in the back of the head with a bb gun when you’re not looking.

Brick: I drank a lava lamp…it wasn’t lava.

Ron: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?

Brick: I don’t know.

Brick: Yeah, there were horses, a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

Ron: Brick, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. You should probably find a safe house or a relative close by, lay low for a while, cause you’re probably wanted for murder.

Ron: You stay classy…Planet Earth.

Jack: But why is the rum gone?

Jack: Why is the rum always gone?

Jack: Elizabeth? (turns to Gibbs) Hide the rum.

Jack: Is this a dream?

Bootstrap: No.

Jack: I thought not. If it were a dream there’d be rum.

Bootstrap: (holds out rum bottle)