Yo people this account is being shared by two people

So if it seems like we're two different ppl well we are

and despite the guyish sounding names we are both chicks

well I'm the "fire" in this name or you can call me Ember

how creative, well I'm the "grey" in greyfire

'cause i'm dull and unenthusiastic

wow you're boring ^o^

I know I am

In school she's also a nerd

I prefer the term lazy nerd

It's true she gets D's in homework but A's and A+'s on tests the nerd

You're just jealous that while you people have to work hard on test and homework i get to do squat on assignments and just cram on tests

okay...

Well here is some stuff you should know about us

I'm the kind of person that says the glass is half full

I say it's half way

I like cats

I'm an "aminal" lover

I say red

I say screw red, blue ruels

I donate money to charity

I say thanks for the cash (I'm poor alright)

I like rock and some pop music

I hate everything and I hate the bands that you like(yes the picture was my idea)

I say I'm a weirdo

I agree that you're a weirdo

Ember's fav. quotes

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.

Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!

Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver

Motivation alone is not enough. If you have an idiot and you motivate him, now you have a motivated idiot.

It's not my fault you're stupid

Or it's a key all the time, and when you stick it in people... it unlocks their death.~ friend while talking about the keyblade in kingdom hearts

me: can you help me with my math homework? please Grey

Grey:uh... let me check schedule *takes out blank note book* I'm kinda busy... let's see after school

do "all" my homework in an hour
eat
sleep for 2-3 hours
wake up
take a shower
brush my teeth
go to bed

... I guess i could move that into todays plans

Grey: (about the Key blade in 'Kingdom hearts') Or maybe it's a key all the time... and when you stick into people it unlocks their death

Grey's fav. chain quotes

Command... Oh no... they never have good news. Did somebody die, was it my mom is she dead or my dad, did my dad die again. Oh no...

Washington: Open this gate.
Church: Uh, no can do, bud. See, this is a secure facility: nobody in, nobody out. Sorry, I guess you’ll have to come back…never.
Washington: (sarcastically) Oh no, then I guess we’ll have to just walk through the huge hole in your secure wall.
Church: (pause) Fine. I’ll open the fucking gate

If it's hunting Freelancers I want to start a fanclub for it, build it a website.

Washington: How do you ever get anything done if all you ever do is argue with each other?
Church: We don’t! That’s part of our charm! Quit fucking it up!

If you say anything positive, I will fucking kill all three of us right now.

Caboose: We have a lot in common, Agent Washington.
Washington: No, we don’t…And don’t ever say that again.

South: Oh come on, Wash…what are you gonna do, shoo–
(Washington shoots her in the head)
Washington: Yes. Good suggestion.
Delta: You're welcome.
Church: Dude, you guys are some cold motherfuckers.

You don’t need to treat me like that. I’m not crazy, okay? I'm totally, completely sane…now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go blow up this dead body.

Grif: Don't you think it's ironic that you're about to shoot us because we don't have enough ammo?
Red Soldier: Any last words?
Grif: Yeah: you guys suck!

Simmons: Sarge?
Sarge: What in hell are you two doing?
Simmons: We're being executed by our own men, sir.
Sarge: Well cut it out, I need you guys to come with me. Command has a secret mission for us.

Sarge: What the hell's going on in this base?! Insubordination! Invisible Sergeants!

Simmons: Shotgun!
Grif: I outrank you, get in the back.
Simmons: Fuck!

Washington: (Regarding Caboose) His vitals show that he is unconscious but okay.
(Church quickly fires his rifle at Caboose)
Church: How about now?
Washington: Stop that...And you missed him.
Church: Fuck! Sun was in my eyes.

Washington: (amplified) Red Team! Attention, Red Team! Cease fire! Cease fire!
Church: Hey, how’d you do that megaphone thing with your voice?
Washington: It’s a voice amplifier. It’s standard issue, all our suits have one.
Church: They do?
Sarge: What do you want?
Grif: Yeah, what do you want?
Sarge: Shut up Grif!
Grif: That’s “shut up Grif sir!”
Washington: (amplified) We are not your enemy. My name is Agent Washington. I am part of a special task force –
Church: (amplified) Testing, test- holy shit, it does work! This is badass!
Washington: (amplified) Stop that!
Church: (amplified) Agh, don’t use that thing right next to me! You’re killing my ears, you douche!
Sarge: Oh no! We’re not falling for that again!
Washington: (amplified) I am a special agent, from Command!
Church: (amplified), And this is the voice of God!(Wash slowly turns towards him, unamused) Give up your evil ways! Join the Blue Te- (Wash smacks him) Ow! Hey, c’mon, seriously, you’re gonna break it!
Sarge: Ah, yeah. If you’re Command, then you’d know our secure codeword, wouldn’t you?
Washington: What? Oh, right. Hold on one second. The codeword is… (incredulously) "codeword?"
Sarge: Aw, dammit…
Simmons: Sir, what did I tell you about that?!

Grif: Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god!
Church: (laughing at Grif) Oh my god! That guy got fucked up!
Grif: (behind the crashed warthog) What the hell was that?!
Church: Aw, he lived? That’s bullshit…

Washington: Stop it! I can’t stand this. No more bickering. You have to be the most immature soldiers I have ever met!
Grif: Your face is immature!

Church: I told ya not to…
Washington: Yeah, well, I already stopped listening to you three bases ago
Caboose: Well that’s not very –
Washington: And I never started listening to you.

Simmons: I would sacrifice Grif for you, sir!
Sarge: I know you would, Simmons, but it’s just not the same thing.
Simmons: (disturbingly eager) No, but seriously, I would. Just give me the word. I’ll do it right fucking now, let’s go, bring it!

Washington: What's the status up here?
Grif: Fucked up. About to die. Simmons is a nerd. The usual.

Grif: Finally, an order I want to follow: "run away and live."

What can I tell you, pal? Misery loves company.

What can I say, dipshit? For better or worse, I'm back.

Relax, I'm not going do anything drastic. I'm just gonna go in there, step on its neck, and stab it in the face. Because that's how I roll.

Nope, no matter how bad they seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things fucking are, and you better get used to it, Nancy. Quit yer bitching.

Of course, I am so happy I wanna fuckin' puke.

Okay guys, I don't mean to be rude, but I've got a missing team mate, a guy who's pregnant, an idiot who thinks his pet just died, AND our worst enemy is hanging out unsupervised in our base right now. So I really, really, REALLY don't have time for this HORSESHIT RIGHT NOW!

I've got half a mind to kill you...and the other half agrees.

Oh, because I am allergic to things that I do not want to do [coughs] ...Coughing.