I had the worst effing grammar when I wrote this, like, three years ago.

I need to put some more stuff on here, it would be nice huh?

Hi I'm Lisa and I don't know what I'm doing, so I'm just gonna tell ya a lot of random crap about myself.

Name: You cannot read if you don't know it by now...

Age: 14

Geeze, this has been up here forever. I feel like it needs to be changed.

Current Stories: Wolf's Rain: Poisoning Paradise (which has gotten way more attention than I thought it would) Sorry kiddies, that's all for now.

Likes: ) Erasers, WOLVES+hugs all wolves on Earth+ "I LOVE WOLVES!" Dark green, dark blue, dark black (heh heh) I also like balancing myself on things. (God knows why) I love singing and I do it whenever I can. Rock music, along with art (sketching more spacifically) writing (fantasy/sci-fi) playing the viola and playing the electric (freaking awesome) guitar. I like Tostitos...my dog smells like Tostitos...Okay I'm back. CSI (just CSI and sometimes CSI: Newyork) I think I wanna be a CSI investigator if my books don't go any where. Standing in the rain whenever I'm depressed, coming up with mythical creatures that have never been invinted whenever there's nothing else to do. Acting. Reading (if the book is freaing awesome) putting "..." after every FREAING sentance. But I rarely do that. Lying in bed and thinking about story plots and things I wish could happen to me. Laughing. Making people laugh. Standing up for my friends whenever someone screws with them. Writing song lyrics. Replacing words with "ness",Hot Topic. Getting on the nerves of up-tight people. Jack Ass, Wild Boyz and other shows like that. And I absolutely LOVE my theatre class. Oh yes. And we're doing Sweeney Todd next year! My two best friends ever, Shelby and Caleb.

Dislikes: Those retards who decided it was okay to make a clear shower cutain, a CLEAR shower curtain! Come on I'm insecure enough! Preps...do not get me started! (throws dirt wads at preps and laughs when they scream) hot pink, one time I dreamed that the color pink was an acid and it burned me. They only problem was that I could only see in the color pink. No, pink is okay with gray, black, white, and blue. Those are the only times I like it. Elevators (xD) Posers. Every one who thinks it's cool to mess with me...and I get that a lot. Those people who come up to me when I am in a really good mood and tell me something depressing. (ex. Me:"Yay I just got a...insert awesome something here" +does happy dance+ other idiot: "HEY that's great but my two year old brother ate my cat!" Or something stupid like that. "THANK YOU DEBBY DOWNER!"). The people who think it's cool to mess with my friends. +sharpens knife+ (and just so you know I would never actually kill anybody to those who blow every thing out of proportion) Getting yelled at. (I am sensitave) Hillary Duff, Paris Hilton. The Back Street Boys/N Sync Up-tight peopel who have no sense humor what-so-ever.

Favorite Bands

The Beatles, Three Days Grace, A perfect Circle, Breaking Benjamen, Evenescence (thier older stuff is WAAAYY better), Blink 182, AC/DC (would do lightning bolt but the keyboard wasn't made with a lightning bolt option...stupid computer), Def Leopard, Nickle Back (but they were better when they were good) 3 Doors Down, Night Wish, Asian Kung Foo Generation, THE BIRTHDAY MASACRE, AFI, Cool Joke, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Lacuna Coil, Fly Leaf, System of a Down, Paramore,

Favorite Songs (and there are a lot of them)

By the Sea (Sweeney Todd) The worst pies in London (Sweeney Todd) Epiphany (Sweeney Todd) Wait (Sweeney Todd) My Friends (Sweeney Todd) A little Priest (ST) Not while I'm around (ST) Pirrelli's Miracle Elixer (ST) Animal I have become, Tribute (Tenacious D), Story of a girl, Bring me to life, All the small things (I got it right, Shelby+does happy dance+), Lacrymosa, Crazy Train, Fine Again (Seether), Love me when I'm Gone, Run, Believe, Colide, Imaginary, Always, Your Star (I can't see your STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! inside joke), Goin' down in Flames, Away From the sun (and whatever else is on that CD), What's my age again, Firefly, So Cold, The Boys are Back in Town, Ghost love score, siren, Happy Bithday, Goodnight, Blue, The Metal, My name is Jonas, Teenagers, Ghost of you, Question, Miss Murder (I like all AFI songs) Grim Goodbye The Noose Vulnerable, Your Gaurdian Angle, Anthem of our Dying Day, (my fav) There is, Highschool never ends, The good left undone. Avendale, The Sailor Song, Best Friends (It's been forever since I've listened to that, and now, I can't do it without laughing)

Favorite Books (I'm a big reader)

The Giver, \Sabriel, Lireal, and Abhorson (LOVE THEM EVEN IF I SPELLED EVERY SINGLE NAME IN THAT LIST WRONG! which I probably did), All of the Lord of the rings books, All of the Harry Potter Books, Eragon/Eldest, The Dragon of Lonely Island. (even though I haven't read it scince 4th grade), All of the Narnia books, Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. The one I'm writing,Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy (which is way better than the movie) Un Lun Dun, I am Legend, Sea of Trolls, Blood and Chocolate, Maximum Ride, Anansi Boys, Glint (could not put it down) I like to read big books, but the only big books they have at my school library are either non-fiction, or crapilly written. I found one that I though would be awesome, and it turned out to be a fictional/politics story. Not my cup of tea. Twilight, Newmoon, Eclipse, the Black Tatoo, the land of the Silver Apples, Dragon Champion etc.

Favorite Movies

Across the Universe, Sweeney Todd, Untraceable, and I don't care how stupid this may sound, but that Horton Hears a Who movie was just, effing funny.

Favorite Quotes

"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt...and then he wears it every day." (Said by a four year old when they asked her to define love)

"I'M STUPID! I was hopin' that I was like my CD player...cuz whenever it gets hit...it starts working...So I was thinking that maybe, if I got hit, then I would work too!" (Said by my best friend Christina cuz I was feeling stress and she wanted me to hit her and let out my stress...I didn't)

"I like American food...like Pizza, and Spanish Rice" (Some jerkface)

"We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni...we are the Knights who say Iki Iki shapow barrrrromba!" (The Knights who most recently said "Ni" but now say...well you get what I mean! Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

"Do hamsters even HAVE ears?" (Said by Christina)

"No fish don't poop...fish don't even have butts!" (Said by some freaky dude who knows nothing about fish from many years ago in my fifth grade science class.)

"Dig em ponies!" (Caleb) (Inside joke)

When I said that it was cold, I did not mean, ‘Oh, it is a little chilly in here, perhaps I should throw a blanket on the bed.’ No, I said it was COLD! As in, ‘Oh, look, my left arm has just snapped off and shattered on the floor!’" - Londo (From Babylon 5-which I have never even heard of but I love the quote)
"I had a sammich in my head!" - GIR
"Now while you're waiting for us to kill you, we highly recommend pissing yourselves, followed by a course of praying to your impudent God, then cowering in the corner and begging--always good. But if you act now, there's always time for an old fashioned suicide! THANK YOU LONDON! WE LOVE YOU! GOODNIGHT!" - Jan? from Hellsing
"Frodo failed. George Bush has the ring." - Ancient Chinese Proverb. Not really. It's a bumper sticker.
"Dreams only last untill you open your eyes. So I'm going back to bed." -Shelby
"You can only eat so much ham before going completely psycho." - This one is from a story called Nuriko's Magical Day by Heliotrope. HILARIOUS story!

Even if you can't see him GOD is there. If you believe in GOD copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most of the teenaged population listens the sorry imitations of rock songs...if you are part of the small group that is hanging onto the real music, copy and paste this onto your profile.

MUSIC=LIFE! If you agree copy and paste this onto your profile!

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills regularly; never have; never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just let the poor Lucky Charms leprecon eat his breakfast, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (Mentioned above)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (Well, up an escalator actually)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. (Yeah and they always end up hitting me too.)

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (But the thing above DID say that weird was good...hmmm)

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (One time I had one while I was sleeping...scary)

If you're proud of yourself because you looked this far down, copy and paste this into your profile.