Dont Tread On Me
hide bio
Follow . Favorite
Joined 07-19-02, id: 237384
Author has written 15 stories for Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Grand Theft Auto, Metal Gear, Cowboy Bebop, Matrix, Max Payne, Hellsing, Half-Life, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Huzzah for the total Bio Revamp! Getting rid of all that 'venting' for now and adding new 'venting' in! It's like syphoning cream from an old Twinkie, putting in new cream and calling it 'Factory Fresh' anyway!

In all seriousness, I have some bad news.

Entry is canned. Canned, sealed and left in the basement for when those damn Chinese Commies come 'crossin' the Specific Ocean. (My apologies to you if you are Chinese, Communist or the Pacific Ocean) So, for all you 'True Beleivers', sorry but I have just lost the steam. I'm like a locomotive trapped in the desert. Though one wonders what the hell the Locomotive is doing there, off the tracks and in the desert, it makes for a decent analogy.

Thus proving that I still lack any responsibility, never mind the ability to spell the word. Oh well, who knows. If the fates have it out for me (and if I ever get a new copy of Word for my home comp) I might just continue it.

Oh, by the way. To all my non-constructive nay-sayers, who are naturaly all anonmyous reviewers, a hardy Fck You goes out. For the...er...'person', for lack of a better word, asbeing anonmyous for all I know you could be aniratePenguin,who reviewed one of the few Silent Hill stories I ever made when I was still a 'n00b' at writing this stuff, you don't get quite so much. Mainly, because of the fact that despite having a bit of that ever irritating Fanboy defensiveness that seems to permiate around here like the stentch of rot in Ted Bundy's basement, you remained largely constructive. To that, I thank ya. Agreeing that it was a crappy story, however and I could probably do a better job today.

However, if you have to be harsh, have the Bizzals (thats gonads in my interpretation in Ebonics)

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Tactical Espionage Action: Metal Gear Solid by Steven Hildreth Jr reviews
An elite military unit takes over an obscure Alaskan nuclear disposal facility. They have threatened to launch a nuclear missile if the US government does not hand over the body of Big Boss. The only man who can successfully infiltrate the facility and thwart the terrorists' plans is the legendary Solid Snake. Based off the bestselling PSX game. CH 29 UP! Please R&R
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,011 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 5/4/2003 - S. Snake, Meryl S., Liquid S., Ocelot
I, Alucard by Degan reviews
Reflections from Alucard’s POV during various times in his life. Spoilers from other fics and the AnimeManga later on. R&R please. Disclaimer: yada yada, Hellsing, Alucard, yada.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,458 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 9/22/2004
Driving School From Hell by Anubis-Shinigami reviews
Seras decides to do a normal HUMAN thing by learning to drive. Fine. Integra's condition? Alucard comes along and it all goes downhill from there. Collisions, road rage, bloodlust, tickets and Alucard might even learn how to drive (or expertly crash).
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,698 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 8/16/2004
Mercenaries: HARD TARGET by Fergie reviews
Chris Jacobs, ex-Green Beret now an ExOps contractor, is a veteran of many conflicts. Can he snatch a high ranking North Korean officer before the NK Army closes in on him?
Mercenaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,040 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005
Black Mesa by Vulture reviews
There have been many attempts to novelize the story behind Half-Life. The approach of its sequel has inspired me to chronicle its story in my own style, with enough twists and turns to make the story more than a simple walkthrough. (COMPLETE)
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,963 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2004 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Complete
The Geese by barncat reviews
How did Pip lose his eye? What else happens to the Wild Geese at Hellsing? Follows manga canon, eventually PxS.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 10/8/2004
Der Herr ist mein Hirte by Mighty Crouton reviews
I shall walk in the shadow with no fear. Become the shadow for thy lord. Rip Van Winkle story
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Rip Van Winkle - Complete
Broken Eden by Thess reviews
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. After the war, London became a new Paradise. Alucard, Integral, Seras and Enrico were the chosen new protagonists of an old myth. AxS & ExI.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/22/2004 - Published: 8/21/2004 - [Alucard, Seras] [Integra, Enrico] - Complete
My Only Sonnenschein by Rip Van Winkle reviews
Millenium fic in which Doc gives Rip a quick checkup. DxR fluff ensues.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/18/2004
ARGH! WHERE ARE MY LIMBS? and Other stories by richard the pedantic reviews
A smattering of hopefully humorous short stories which occassionally relate to the Matrix. Story 11: The cautionary tale of the Merovingian. I know i said i'd finished but i changed my mind.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,962 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 9/15/2004 - Published: 3/11/2004
School Daze by Sensoo reviews
Pip takes a blow to the head and finds himself in the Hellsing Institute for Delinquents and Other Supernatural Fiends. He's survived zombies, wars, and a few Hellsing volumes. Can he make it through high school? Rather AU w spoilers.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2004
Bloody Shorts by Akilika Q reviews
A series of mostly-unrelated drabbles and shorts.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 8/2/2004
More Than One Way to an Heir by Clinically Insane reviews
(AI) Seras screws up-BIG SURPRISE-as a result IntegraAlucard have a few drinks in her officeit all goes down hill from there: Warning first Hellsing fic feel free to correct me if something is a ryeEnjoy! Finished!-By multiple requests!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,532 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 8/17/2003
Perfect by Spoons reviews
Short story that follows the first Alien movie from the alien's pov. Lots of blood and following of protocol.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/2/2004
A Day In The Strife by Ordos45 reviews
One shot fic. A day in the life of Enrico Maxwell.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Complete
A Hellsing Easter by Di-Gi Nyo reviews
Somewhat like the last! Integral has a Easter themed bet, and Alucard can't seem to keep is mouth shut! Oh the humanity! FINALLY DONE!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,593 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Complete
Behind The Game MGS by Shade Wolf reviews
Behind The Game looks again at Metal Gear Solid, but this time it's the first one! Jinkies, Uncle Pete, it's darn tootin! Read and review, if you like the funny.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,163 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2004 - Published: 12/29/2003
Metal Gear: Text Adventure by SamandMax reviews
In 1985, the first Metal Gear game was released as a text adventure. Now, 18 years later, it finally resurfaces.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/28/2004
Yoshimitsu, Glad To Meet You by ComedyMagmar reviews
Yoshimitsu is a mysterious man, a swift samurai, and a nifty ninja. Did you know that he was a smartaleck to boot? A mini-series based on SC2's uber-cool, one-armed warrior. Namu!
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2004
Crazy Colonel Campbell Codec Calls by Scarbie reviews
Chapter 1: Learn about the Colonel's phobia. Chapter 2: Raiden gets a hernia and the Colonel gets on his case. Chapter 3: The Colonel orders a pizza and somebody has to cover the bill. Learn about the Colonel's favorite pizza topping.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 9/12/2002
Mr T vs Daemon by Crow T R0bot reviews
When Davis accidentally releases Daemon from the Dark Ocean, he draws power from a new source, and now only a Gold chain clad mohawked psycho can stop him. Based on various Mr. T vs X comics
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,531 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2003 - Published: 5/31/2003
Pythagoras by Haunter reviews
Pyramid Head and a Faceless Nurse must find out who created them and why they are in Silent Hill. Editor's note: Pyramid Head is the main character of my story. I know that SOME of you hate him but heck, it's my story :) *Chapter 11 updated*
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,702 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2003
No One Steals My Infernus! by TheLoyalist reviews
When Tommy Vercetti's beloved Infernus is stolen from him by a local low life he has only two things on his mind, pay back, and justice! Mild cursing and violence.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Published: 12/1/2002
Eat My Crossbow by Bohemian Rabbit reviews
Only my friends will understand the title. A parody of the film
Reign Of Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/16/2002
Resident Evil One: Things Get Different by S.T.A.R.S. Girl reviews
(From Jill's point of view) What if a few things in RE had gone differently? What if Joseph had survived? What if Enrico hadn't been shot? What if Brad had been forced to enter the masion as well? PLEASE R&R!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2002
Fiercely Entangled Souls by Rurouni KJS reviews
Ever wondered why certain characters always duel each other in Stage 7? Discover the outrageous truth in this parody series based on the original Dreamcast version of Soul Calibur.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 14,167 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/16/2002 - Published: 3/21/2002
Solid Snake Goes to the Proctologist by Scarbie reviews
COMPLETED! After seeing a 'Health Watch' segment on the news, Snake decides (with some encouragement from Meryl and Otacon) to go to the proctologist. Chapter 4 - Deleted Scenes. Mild cursing.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 2/24/2002 - Published: 2/17/2002 - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Der Pony reviews
Frylock has a TimeMachine. Shake needs Pony's, Hitler needs lessons and the Mongols invade New Jersey and feck up history along the way. Spelling Corrected, But screws up the seperators yet again. Insert agravated groan.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/29/2005
Two Blink's, Gone reviews
Frylock, concerned with the lack of intelegence in the world, creates a gun that enhances brains, or so he beleves. When Shake is Disintegrated, Meatwad commits an act of both pure bordeom and insanity.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2005
The Figuring reviews
Shake decides to boil some actionfigures in Carl's pool. Naturaly, all hell breaks loose. First ATHF fic! Go easy on me, and R&R
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/13/2005
Why Must They Be So Cruel? reviews
(PG-13 For use of the F-Word) The POV of a scientist trapped in the Black Mesa Office Complex. Also from the POV of a solider. I cant say much else about it without giving an important part of the story away...but it is from the POV of a scientist scared
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2005
Snake Tries Anime reviews
AH-HAHA! THE PRODIGAL RETURN! This story is back, for the masses. I hope you still enjoy this story as much as you all did back then. :)
Metal Gear - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2004
The Singing Feild reviews
Pip, unable to sleep, comes out to the target range to just gaze out at the countryside. Seras joins him, and soon a trade of secrets begins. (Sorta Fluff with some angst at the end. Man, do I suck at titles. Lord have mercy and R&R!)
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2004
Entry reviews
Smith is now an exile, a rouge program in the matrix. And the Merovingian is very intrested in his potential. He sends the Twins after Smith as a 'draftiee' for a renegade army. (Chapter 8 up! Sorry for the VERY long delay)
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,349 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Smith, A., Merovingian
Noir Yorks Dark Problem reviews
(Re-do of the orriginal) After Max Payne 1, and if Max Payne 2 never started, Max, along with Vincent Gognitti and Mona Sax, attempt to escape from New York after a virus morphs the fauna. Resident Evil Crossover. Would list improvements, too many to put
Max Payne - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2004
You're a Mean one, Mister Smith! reviews
A re-write of the fameous christmas song, You're a mean one, Mister Grinch. Although i have left some of the original lyrics in, most have been modified because A, i dont want to be seen as a copier, and B, so they fit with the Matrix. Flames expected.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2003 - Smith, A.
Risky Mamba reviews
When a mysetryous man comes from a future 70 years away, and anialates a Spaceport security team on Mars, Spike and the bebop crew go after him, his name? Vash, calls himself Vash the Stampede (stinks at a good sumuray, R&R, prolouge for now)
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2003
Is this love? reviews
Snake and Meryl meet in Snakes place after Shadow Moses. Song Fic with Whitesnake's "is this love"
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2003
More than a crossbreed reviews
When umbrella buys a chain of islands, they inadvently send in hunk to go into a deathtrap.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 1/17/2003
Something big this way comes reviews
the crossover you never thought you'd see. when the mayor decides to addopt third energy as the city powersourse, someone disagrees and a castrophy happens. a GTA3/Dino Crisis crossover.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2002
silent cresendo reviews
a breff sumarary of the game with the song leave youre light's on. made by carlos santana
Silent Hill - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/12/2002
dont stop to hide reviews
steve's death as seen by clarie with the creed song dont stop dancing. rated PG-13 for some swearing. PLEASE REVEW!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2002
Manager of:
Community: Salute to the Last Batalion
Focus: Anime/Manga Hellsing

Staff of:
  1. Digital Buddha
    General All Categories