Hi!!

I m 17 years old ...and i'm a dreamer...

I believe in fairytales...and i want to believe that someday my prince will come...

I LOVE the "Jonas Brothers"...

I LOVE the "twilight saga"...

I want you to Know that everytime you look to the sky I'm looking too.

7 Ways to Know You Are Addicted to Twilight (I Know I Am):

1. You can quote any passage from the series at the drop of a hat.

2. The first thing you do when you get on the computer is check Stephenie Meyer's website

3. No matter what song comes on the radio, you automatically find a way to relate it to Twilight

4. You find yourself daydreaming about Edward Cullen and wishing you were Bella.

5. No guy will ever live up to your expectations because Edward is too perfect.

6. You can talk about the book for an entire lunch period without running out of things to say.

7. You look through a vocabulary book or dictionary and can instantly pick out which words are found in the series.

I think friendship is not a label, its a promise. I love my friends to death...i love my best friends...

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

GOOD FRIENDS will help you up when you're down. BEST FRIENDS will laugh and push you down again.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate.

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Of course I talk to myself. Who else can I trust?

364 days a year, parents tell children not to take candy from strangers. On Halloween, they tell us to go wild. What's up with that?

The key to becoming a well liked person is to keep the people who hate you away from the people who are still undecided.

Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

"We aren't bitches, we just don't like you."

I know she's kind of a social retard and weird, but she's my best friend.

Everything is funny as long as it's happening to someone else.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though they know you're slightly cracked.

-Boys in books...are just better-

-I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that!-

-I run with vampires-

-Edward Cullen is so bringing sexy back-

-I'll be your Bella if you'll be my Edward-

-Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist finally said to me, "Maybe...life isn't for everyone." -

"I like the idea of karma, you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it."

"I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes." ~ Anonymous

"Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer." ~ Anonymous

You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them, and hope they panic and give in.

Vampires vs Werewolves... it's kinda like ninjas vs pirates, but cooler.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

If Tylenol, Duct tape, or a Band-Aid can't fix it, then that is one serious problem.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your best friend/s are insane, put this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile.

If you cried in new moon then copy and paste this into your profile.

if you are so obssessed with Twilight that it is not even funny anymore then copy and past this into your profile.

bob tried to take my twilight books. bob isnt with us anymore.

i am a twilightaholic.

Regular lions say ROAARR.

Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU

Sad lions say roooaaar.

Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!

Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs(except Edward Cullen of course!!)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, post this.

I don't obsess, I think intensely!

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN THEN COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!!

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

Prayer of Edward--

Our Edward,
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed by they sparkles.
Thy volvo comes, thy will be fast,
Our Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.
Lead us into tempatation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The music and the hotness,
Forever and ever.
A-Edward.

If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

Don't Like My "Twilight" Obbsession?
Bite Me.

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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, ILoveEdwardCullen110,EdwardBiteMeAndKissMe, As Hearts Collide,foreverjonaslover,

Mwah,

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