WinterGirls(READ IT DAMN YOU)

Why? You want to know why?

Step into a tanning booth and fry yourself for two or

three days. After your skin bubbles and peels off, roll in

coarse salt, then pull on long underwear woven from spun

glass and razor wire. Over that goes your regular clothes,

as long as they are tight.

Smoke gunpowder and go to school to jump through

hoops, sit up and beg, and roll over on command. Listen to

The whispers that curl into your head at night, calling you

ugly and fat and stupid and bitch and whore and worst

of all "a disappointment." Puke and starve and cut and

drink because you don't want to feel any of this. Puke and

starve and cut and drink because you need an anesthetic

and it works. For a while. But then the anesthetic turns

into poison and by then it's too late because you are main-

linging it now, straight into your soul. It is rotting you and

you can't stop.

Look in a mirror and find a ghost. Hear every heart-

beat scream that everysinglething is wrong with you.

"Why?" is the wrong question.

Ask "Why not?"

-Wintergirls

Laurie Halse Anderson

My favoite part of the book:D Yes children this is what middle school is like.

50 of the Best ways to commit suicide

1. Jump off a building, aiming carefully to impale yourself on a lamppost.

2. Fill the bath up, grab a toaster and plug it in, get in the bath and bring the toaster with you, push down the button and enjoy

3. Be oringnal and slit your wrists (Takes up to 3 to 4 hours but varies depending on weight and height)

4. Steal a fast car, geting chased by cops when you get out have a shoot out with the cops ending with you been shot, death by cop (I think this is a good option.)

5. Cut your stomach open then hang your self, so ur guts fall out

6. Frame someone you hate, by killing yourself in there house (while they are in the house alone) get them to hold the gun, to get finger prints, and use a glove when you shoot yourself (Wow!:DD)

7. Geting hit by 2 bus at the same time

8. Do hurdles on a minefield

9. Kick the queen repetly and wait for the guards (Would that kill you? o.o)(Yes, yes it would)

10. Goin to busted/mc fly gig with bomb geting on stage and detinating yourself

11. Shitting to death (How?!)

12. Geting airdroped into the centre of hull, with out a parachut

13. Use a trampoline under and helicopter and get your head chopped off (Where in hell would I find a hellicopter?)

14. Smother your self with meat and have your head eating by a pack of savage dogs or bears

15. Tying a rope round yor neck and tie it to the big hand of Big Ben at 6, then telling someone to meet you there at 12 (HA!)

16. Fire a catapult at a killer bee hive

17. Piss on a powerline, dont worry wont hurt to much

18. Glue yourself to the outside of a submarine

19. Screw a corkscrew into ure head and pull (I don't think I would be awake for the pulling part. Brain damage's a bitch ya know. This is where friends step in!:DD)

20. Strategically place yourself in the middle M1 at rush hour during the night time while wearing a tight, black jumpsuit, being ever so careful to hit every car that you see

21. Jump into an aeroplaner turbine

22. Sit under a spaceshuttle about to launch, no one will realise (Really? You make humans sound so stupid. Wait...)

23. Attach a pickaxe to the end of a windmill sail and sit at the bottom (I think instinct would kick in and you'd move before to much damage..)

24. Stand at the top of a shark aquarium, slit your wrists and jump in (I love Sharks)

25. When at an airport say you have a bomb and threaten to blow it up (What if I do have a bomb?:)

26. Have a fag in a petrol station next to someone who is filling up and push them

27. Sit in a giant toster

28. While freefalling get hit by a concord (I need to free fall more often)

29. Juggle chainsaws in a total eclips of the sun

30. Attach a live grenade to a boomarang and throw (I will be so damn disapointed if it blows up before it comes back)

31. Play hide 'n' seek in corn about to be harvested (Make sure to bring all friends and family!!)

32. Take all the pills in your medicine cabinet, along with at least one shot of every alcoholic beverage known to man and take a little nap, don't bother waking up

33. Put ure head under the leg of a chair belonging to a fat person

34. Jump in a bonfire with gunpowder in your pockets

35. Fly a big kite high in a huge thunder storm

36. Get abducted by aliens

37. Drive the wrong way down the M1 and make sure you hit a tanker!

38. Take scissors with you when you go bungee jumping

39. Flush yourself down the toilet of a flying aeroplane

40. Put a shootgun in your mouth, sit in front of a white wall and pull the trigger

41. Sit under a boulder held up by a stick and release wood turmites

42. Shoot yourself out of a cannon into a tennis racket

43. Staple a sleeping lions tail

44. Jump in a bath full of acid

45. Stand behind someone about to stab themselfs with a sword

46. Tie two fireworks around your neck and fire in two different directions

47. When geting told off at school, walk away and get the teacher to follow you to the balcony, then fall off framing the god damn teacher!!

48. Stand behind a horse with a shotgun and fire in the air

49. Shove an earthing rod up ure arse and sleep on a water bed in a sub-station

50. Piss on a physco/canibal

- Fond this when I Googled 50 ways to kill yourself:D *shoots self in face*

JTHM

"The world would be so much nicer if people only used guns on themselves"

"Or maybe "pretty" people, like you, and your high little friends don't remember people like me. The ones you make fun of for lack of anything better to do! My pain amuses you does it?"

"Well FUCK you, Mr Bear!!! You speak lies!!! LIIIIES!!!"

"Okay, this is going to hurt quite a bit, but, I suppose, that's the entire point."

"How is it that you're so beautiful, and so fucking ugly inside!? You know it wouldn't take much to make your outside look like your inside!! Heh!! I could just chop your brain out! It doesn't deserve such a pretty body!!!"

"Lift your head up high and blow your brains out."

-JTHM

by Jhonen Vasquen

I love you Nny!

Now shit that's not suicidal or depressing!:D

Number your 12 fave Kuroshisuji characters (In any order) and answer the questions!

1. Sebastian
2. Ciel
3. Undertaker
4. Alois
5. Mey-rin
6. Tanaka
7. Madam Red
8. Finny
9. Lau
10. Griel
11. Ranmao
12. Pluto

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? (Tanaka/Ranmoa)

o.o

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Alois)

Yeah Alois could be hot:3 If he weren't so god damn gay all the time. =.=" But that's why I love him:D

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Pluto/Ranmao)

She would grow four more tits and have demon puppies:D If Lau doesn't abort them...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? (Lau)

No...

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Ciel/Tanaka)

o.o YES! Tanaka could just get some Viagra or something!^.^...NO NEVER!!!D:

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? (May-rin/Lau) (May-rin/Griel)

Poor May-rin!D: Well Griel is gay...but...Okay 5/9 TT^TT

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Madam Red) (Ciel/Pluto)

She would make the face that I'm making at the moment-D: And drag Ciel out by his ear, then de-ball Pluto:D

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. (Alois/Griel)

Oh god, =-="" Summery: Alois is working the streets and gets in a bitch slapping fight with Griel for stealing his man last week. Find out how this gets on the internet!

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? (Sebastian/Finny)

Maybe, like if it was like when they first meet and like Finny needs comfort, but it's doubtful...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. (Madam Red/Pluto)

"In Heaven Blaming Ciel"

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (Alois/Sebastian)

Pssh, Sebastian was born de-flowered bitch!D:

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I have no friends...

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

HAVE NO MAS!!!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

*sighn launged*

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Griel)

YES!YES!OHFUCKING...ngh...REDOHSHIIIITTT!WHY CAN'T YOU BE SEBASTIAN?!?

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Finny)

I love you 5

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Sebastian/Tanaka/Pluto)

*vomiting* Warning: Gang rape, Viagra, cursing, and suicide

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Griel/Ciel)

Give me Sebastian or be painted a very pretty color!:DD*chainsaw and mad laughing*

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? (Ranmoa) (Ciel/Finny)

She would just sit there on Lau's lap with a blank big eyed look.

20) How emo is Seven? (Madam Red)

Meh, decently emo, not enough to kill you:D...wait...

Umm..Ok...that's it..you can get off my profile now...

Yep now that this page has ended you will go away

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Have fun reading your porn and made up stories.

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-Kit0w0