Edward is a notorious bad boy and Bella moves to town. However, Bella's a play by the rules girl. When they meet sparks will fly. But Bella's got some problems of her own. Edward wants to help, but will he be able to help or will he hinder?

Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)

Nominated July 2008 for BEST POV at The Twilight Awards site. AU. Edward challenges his willpower in more ways than one as he and Bella move closer and closer to a wedding that may never be. Edward's POV of 'Becoming Whole'.

Three months after Edward left, Bella was brutally raped. Now, two years later, the Cullens have returned to Forks. How will Edward react to Bella's shocking news? And can Bella ever forgive him for leaving? EXB M for rape

All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.

THIS STORY IS ON PERMANENT HIATUS OF DEATH UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE - I've let it rot for two years, so this is probably no surprise. When the Flock goes to Antartica, they meet Aang and the others. Will they become friends or enemies? Just how on Earth did they get there? And who's falling for who? Rated T for language and violence

A love filled humurous romance fanfic featuring tons of Naruto characters and YOUR OCs! Many character pairings such as SasXSak,NaruXHina, ShikaXIno,references to TenXNeji, TenXLee, TemeriXShika,SakXNaru.I LOVE feedback so please read and review! Thanks!

-Discontinued for now- Naruto get's sent back in time to when he was 12, only problem is, he is a genin when technically he is an Anbu. He is married to Hinata so Naru x Hina.

Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010

While Edward is away hunting Bella plans to spend time learning everything there is to know about Emmett, and through him more about Edward. However, Tanya comes and disrupts the bonding. Hilarity ensues! "What do you mean he was naked?

When Bella moves to Forks, she's surprised that there's someone living in the house across from hers... and even more so that her window faces directly into someone else's! AU, all human BxE all the way... enjoy! Nominated 4 times at The Twilight Awards!

This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.

What happens when the Naruto characters take over the set of High School Musical? Read and find out.

In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH

Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.

Do you think Bella was the only one to notice Edward's strange behavior in that first day of biology? Take a look through Mr. Banner's eyes. This is basically Mr. Banner's POV of Twilight.

I fell into someone’s outstretched arms, my last thought being; ‘Edward will find me’ as I was loaded into the back of a truck, the rain washing our scent away. Bella is kidnapped, and now the Cullens must find her in 48 hours, or risk losing her forever.

Little episodes from the life and times of Kakashi's team. Part of the Documentary Stories.

Sakura decided to give up Sasuke and just be friends with him but something unexpected happens between them that will cause much much more trouble to them! Oh no,no,no! What will they do!... SasuSaku R&R please...

."I’m a masochist, I told myself as I held a peacefully sleeping Leah in my arms. I hated to admit it but it felt unbelievably good to be so close to her again." Now with Chapter 17, Embry's POV.

Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?

Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.

Sakura didn't know what she was thinking when she showed up on his doorstep. SaiSaku.

Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.

Sequel to Winged Disaster and MR3. Max and the Flock have a chance to live normal lifes, sort of. But who said it was going to be simple? rated because of mild language and romance.Fluffy, and much sillyness. Please Review!

“This is the most unique situation I have ever heard of with a human and a vampire,” was what Carlisle said, but all I could think was, “I’m going to have a baby.”

We know Rosalie killed her assailants; this is the story of how she did it. Peek inside her brain as she stalks the men who brutalized her, becomes friends with Edward and falls in love with Emmett. 11/23: Now complete. All characters, etc. S. Meyer's

Mike's many ridiculous plans on how to get Bella away from Edward. Mike is a litte ooc.RxR please! Disclaimer: i own nothing! Enjoy Mike's many ridiculous plans on how to win Bella's heart away from Edward!

FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP...Edward discovers that Bella has a talent he didn't know about. He should have never told his brothers about it. Let the teasing begin. I changed the rating to M... still only innuendoes.

Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside

Seven moments in the Host from Ian’s POV. A series of one-shots exploring his thoughts on Wanderer, from first meeting her to her reinsertion.

It's difficult, really, when your boyfriend keeps denying your sexual advances. Any normal guy would easily except the offer. But no, not my angel. So, here I am now, sexually frustrated, and irratated. Not a good combo. Time to teach Edward a lesson.

At the night of Bella's transformation into a vampire; Sasuke is in battle with Naruto and the both use a jutsu which rips a hole in the world between Konohoa and forks, washington. What happens when ninjas meet vampires?

When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!

This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!

Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!

Carisle is fed up with Emmet and Rosalie’s overly expressive sexual relationship, so he decides to send them to private sessions for sex addicts anonymous! Em&R, A&J, E&B

You read Twilight non-stop and this is what you get. Mostly inspired by New Moon and Eclipse, but that may change.

It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B

Bella Swan is used to seeing her best friend, Edward Masen hook up with a lot of girls. She never minds though. What if Edward starts having feelings for Bella? Will she fall head over heels too or will she just want to stay friends? Very OOC.

Wanda can get anything they need during raids. Well...Mel needs some condoms. WandIan, implied MelJared.

Team 7 is learning the Mind Transfer Jutsu, but something goes horribly wrong! They end up getting stuck in eachother's bodies and get surprising insight on what it's like to live in eachother's ninja gear.

AU/All Human. Bella has spent the past three months in rehab for her cocaine addiction. What happens when troubled Edward Cullen is committed to the same center? --EXB

Your boyfriend is abusive, your one-night stand is your doctor, the man who's on love with you has a sister whose fiancee is your long-lost brother, and your pregnant with somebody else's baby. Welcome to Bella's world.

Okay, not really. But it's funny! Squirrels, and tons more Randomness! All for you! Rated T cause I feel like it.

A Midnight Sun-like one-shot. Edward hears Bella say 'I love you' for the first time. In his words.

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY

Yes! It's back! Please review, and no flames, please!

dont waste your time.

—3: Rock Hard— "Rock HARD ON... get it?" It was on a normal day that I almost died for the second time. Or ... as normal a day as humanly – haha! Humanly ... – possible at the Cullen house.

Bella and Edward reminisce about their favorite moments together. Read and Review!

“Bite me, Edward!” “No.” “Come on.” “No.” “….” “Please?” Heehee, just a short, all-dialouge oneshot!

Random poem I made up just for fun. you Jacob haters will love this!

Jacob has concerns about Bella’s innocence. He takes it upon himself to have a ‘talk’ with her before she gets in over her head with her boyfriend. ExB

Various stories from Eclipse written in Edward's POV. Newest addition: Spontaneous Combustion.

This story happens in Twilight, when Bella and Edward are in Biology, and they feel an electric current flowing between them... What will happen. Where will this lead to? Please read it's my first fanfiction!Rated T just in case...

Which of the Twilight characters are guilty of the seven deadly sins? Funny&Random Read and Review please.

More than you ever wanted to know about the Cullens' bathrooms. Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. This is a Cookie League Production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.

A classic nursery rhyme with a vampire twist! And a surprising winner!

This is Edward's POV after he gets the phone call from Rosalie in New moon. Please read and review!

Bella & the poster that makes the Cullen's Gasp.

Bella gets hooked on the Sims. Pretty self explanatory. All in Bella's POV. R&R!

“Jacob Black, you look rather pleased. Lets see what you wrote down…” the screen turned up blue. “Nothing. The question was write anything and you got it wrong. I’m speechless. Lets see what you wagered… Eleventy Billion Dollars. That’s not even a real nu

Edward Cullen is perfect. He knows what to involve himself in and what not to. But what happens when he takes it farther than necessary and says a bit too much?...

-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-

What happens when the Cullens decide to go into a vampire chat room! Slightly OOC. Probably a oneshot! T for slight language.

A short oneshot about Edward's first night with Bella after their day in the meadow. What could have happened as Bella slept and Edward watched her, contemplating the few choices he had? R&R please!

SEQUEL TO NINJA LOVE Because one Ninja Love wasn't enough. Naruto and his friends go to Walt Disney World. A series of events unfold, leading to Naruto marrying Hinata! Pairings: NaruHina, SasuSaku, NejiTen, InoShikaTem, KureKaka, KonoMoegiHana AUish

Should this be rated M? - written for yayme2012's challenge

Bella convinces Edward they should 'practice' their self control before they get married. What effect will this have on them and the other members of their family? Funny, Fluffy, and, eventually, a little lemony. Sequel to The Talk, but stands alone.

Bella recieves a human experience courtesy of Emmett. Edward is furious, especially after he sees the tape of Bella's performance while she was completley wasted.

Max, Fang, Iggy, and the Flock brought down Itex. They're now in Arizona with Dr. Martinez and Ella, a happy family. But when they have to go to school, human life catches up. How do they deal with love, jealousy, and broken hearts? ON HIATUS! -sorry-

Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series

A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.

Avatar Naruto Crossover! What if Toph was suddenly sent to the Naruto world? How would the strongest earthbender deal with a bunch of shinobi? Make suggestions please!

Sakura, Ino, Hinata and Tenten are PMSing what sort of trouble will the four girls get into? Rated for strong language and stupid situations. oh and so far the pairings are naruhina, tenneji n maybe more soon if someone requests one...

Edward's version of Chapter 20 from Eclipse. What were his true plans for that night? How did he really feel about Bella's reluctance over his marriage proposal? Just what was he feeling when she finally let him slip that ring onto her finger?

Kakashi has challenged his friend Iruka to a week long dating competition! Whose tactics will win in picking up the most girls? Kakashi's naughtiness or Iruka's niceness? Read on and find out! And please review!

“I really don’t think it is breaking and entering if the person in question provided the current residents of a home with said home.” Kakashi said to Shikamaru with the air of an older man who knew what he was talking about.

While waiting for Bella near the locker room, Edward recieves some... interesting images from Jessica. ONEHSOT, EB

This is Edward's side of New Moon which picks up after Rosalie's telephone call. This is it the very last chapter. Read and enjoy.

Eclipse is over. And now? The sequel is in progress. Here are some helpful remarks for Stephenie. Meant to be funny!

Bella and Mike. Don't you want to know why?

Sasuke is forced to walk a drunk Sakura home, But a simple task soon turns into a night of endless Vodka shots and Seductive Kunoichi's! Can Sasuke resist her drunken advances? NO! Crackish. Usual pairings.

COMPLETED! Ever wondered what all those Hns mean? Want become the white eyed prodigy's friend? Are you his family member wanting to continue living or trying to be his girlfriend? I, Tenten, will be your guide into his mind! RxR

Max has her world ripped from beneath her, and she hardens her heart. When the whitecoats make her a vampire, she escapes and acquires a friend. Max & Bella find the Cullens. X-over after MR3, Twilight AU from before Bella moves to Forks. MxF, BxE

AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!

Tenten Sakura Ino & hinata must learn to behave like proper young ladies for a new misson. Can they learn all the customs in just three days with distrations like boys new friends & people all critizing how they look? complete

Yo yo yo MTV, come check out my banging crib, MC carlisle shows you round his estate

Does everyone believe Bella's cliff diving was recreational? Series of drabbles.

Bella, Edward and Alice are in a VERY boring class... but, Bella knows how to pass the time. Let the note passing begin! Please R&R!

Just a little list of things Max might say to Fang if he didn't measure up. HumorParody Oneshot Faxy

“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”

[ NejiTen ] In which Tenten found herself assigned an S―Rank mission to seduce none other than Hyuuga Neji. And in which Neji found out there are definitely more things way better than training. 「Translated ver. of 好色冒険.」

Naruto discovered Team 7's profiles on Wikipedia. What do Sasuke and Sakura do after he edits it... not a oneshot anymore

Various. The skirts and the dresses are nice, but these women wear the pants.

The sequel to Night of the Living Fangirls. When all the fangirls on earth attack, only a handfull of survivors are left. Trapped in the Leaf Village Mall by fangirls, it is literally every man for himself for the survivors as they fight for their lives!

Sakura's the new girl at Konoha Middle School and befriends Ino, Tenten, and Hinata the minute she gets there! She also gives Sasuke a crush. A lot happens this school year. Romance, pranks, and lots of music. SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno, NejiTen REVISIN

[Fluffy Oneshot][EB] Bella compares a kitten to Edward... causing an interesting argument.

Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?

Tsunade assigns the ninjas to a special mission. What madness will occur? And what are the Akatsuki doing? SasuSaku NaruHina InoShika NejiTen SasoDei

KH2Naruto crossover....Sora and his freinds land in Narutos world. what will happen? read and find out! rated T just in case.

Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!

A letter composed by Esme to Bella before she is changed. one shot.

[Momentarily Discontinued]

Bella and the Cullens go to a party, with KARAOKE!What song will each Cullen pick?What about Bella? A collection of songfics.

Sasuke didn't realize asking Naruto for help would be a bad idea until it was too late. Now, the entire village seems to be in some way involved in 'helping' Sasuke ask Sakura out. [Threeshot] [SasuSaku] Chapter three up!

If you liked the first story, you'll LOVE this one! More dares, truths, and CHAOS than ever before! COMPLETE!

Its every male character's nightmare come true: Fangirls. Sasuke, Kakashi, and several other characters from other animes find themselves trapped in a cabin surrounded by fangirls. Can they find a way out before the fangirls find a way in? COMPLETE!

Sasuke is always the center of attention with the girls...everyone except Hinata. So Sasuke gets a crush on her. But will Hinata love him back, even though she has a crush on Naruto?

Sasuke is sick, so he decides to watch TV. Dora the Explorer comes on, and Sasuke feels the urge to answer her obvious questions with rude remarks. Warning, people who like Dora might be offened by this. :P

There are at Sasuke's house having a horror movie marathon. Are the movies real? If not who is kidnapping everyone? There are not two people left in the end. Who will have the last laugh? Pairings: SasSak NarHin InoShika NejiTen KibaTem

The Horrors of Fanfiction are back, and this time it barely has to lift a page. Konoha is just filled with people who like to jump to conclusions! now contains REAL fics! Your might be next!

Bella's old family friend comes to visit Bella in Forks. Edward can't help but be jealous since he knows so much about Bella he dosen't. Oblivious Bella dosen't realize her friend has more than just friendship on his mind. Please R&R

Given the most ridiculous mission of all time, Tenten has to dress and act girly, atleast attempt, for one whole week. How is Neji going to react? In fact, how is Konoha going to react to this? Konoha will never be the same. NejiTen, beware of squirrels.

Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!

Continues after book 2. [Fax]Max faces her fears after being pushed too far.

Temorarily postponed. See profile for details. May include spoilers A forgetful Shikamaru finds Temari opening the door to his room with him wearing only his boxers. What happens when Temari sees him? Will she try to kill him? Will she be impressed?

How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.

Sorry guys for not upadting for a few months! believe it or not, my schedule was tight!.. Anyway, thanks for all the reviews! hope you guys will read my fanfic again! Pairings: SASUSAKU SHIKAINO NARUHINA NEJITEN

Sakura and Tenten switch lives! What happens to Neji and Sasuke? Plz! R&R! My first ever fanfic!

Bella makes a very important shopping choice. Pointless.

Two parties, both alike in desperation, one the Yamanaka's and the other the Haruno's. From ancient grudge to new mutiny, the two foes merge their parties to see new desires unfold, emotions unravel, and insanityprevail nejiten naruhina shikaino sasusaku

All 9 rookies, sand sibs and Gai's team go on this new show called Ninja Karaoke Idol where I the host we comand them to sing for your viewing pleasure.Not teen just has a bit more cursing! Contains a lot of stupidty! R&R Enjoy!

Edward and Emmett's hysterical St. Patrick's Day adventures.

Tenten is practicing, when she gets the brilliant idea of throwing a pool party picnic for all the Rookie Nine and her team. there is romance as well as fun on the beach! Pairings: SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen.I do not own naruto.

Neji and Sakura wake up one morning in one bed... and NAKED! A new trouble arises for the two and how would a certain Uchiha react to this! NejiXSakuXSasu FINISHED! XD

A PE scene from Twilight, from Jasper's point of view.

Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.

After freeing her and her friends from capture, Zuko has no choice but to care for a gravely injured Katara, who was left behind by accident. The trick? Keeping his face hidden so she doesn’t hurt herself even more by trying to fight him. Zutara Blutara

Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.

The Cullen siblings take Bella to an amusment park, where they agree to all go on the same rides. Should be amusing. :D

And you think you're uncomfortable around that time of the month? Try being Bella. Oneshot, written for a laugh