I fell in LOVE with this. It is so true!:

You say English, we say Japanese

You say cars, we say Nyan Cat

You say swords, we say Bleach

You say reality, we say anime

You say comics, we say manga

You say countries, we say Hetalia

You say hello, we say kon'nichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal

You say souls, we say Soul Eater

You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL

You Say Ninja, We Say Naruto

You say Family, We say Vongola

You say notebook, We say DeathNote

You say Gay, We say Yaoi

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus

Re-Post this if your an Otaku and proud

1. If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

2. If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

3. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.

4. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile

5. If you think that animal abusers are jerks, copy this onto your profile

6. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

7. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

8. If you're weird, copy this into your profile.

9. If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

10. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

11. Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

12. If youve been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'redButterfly, Enrica, I'veComeBackToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band, ilurvedannyr, Gaara's weakness, Bethany , AlaskanWildflower, Shatteredsand, Mwto, Mari-ness, Trancyhive, Aishitsuji,ice2794

13. 92% of kids have turned to rap, pop, & hip hop. If your one of the jrockers out there copy and paste this to your profile to kill disney channel stars and MTV, no longer music, just lousy tv shows.

14. If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile

15. If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile.

16. If you believe in gay rights, copy and paste this onto your profile

Akatsuki pledge.

I promise to remember Kisame,

whenever I catch some fish,

I promise to remember Itachi,

whenever I make a pure-hearted wish.

I promise to remember Sasori,

whenever I think of true beauty,

I promise to remember Deidara,

whenever I start talking alittle kooky.

I promise to remember Kakuzu,

whenever I'm alittle low on cash,

I promise to remember Hidan,

whenever I act too brash.

I promise to remember Tobi,

whenever I see a good boy,

I promise to remember Zetsu,

whenever I play with my food like a toy.

I promise to remember Sasuke,

whenever I lose my mind entirely,

I promise to remember Orochimaru,

whenever I plan diabolicly.

I promise to remember Pain,

whenever I hope for peace,

I promise to remember Konan,

whenever I put a childs mind at ease.

I promise to remember Akatsuki,

everywhere I go,

I promise to remember Naruto,

cuz' all the other 'tards know.

Copy and Paste if you love the Akatsuki!

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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
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If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile..
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile

"You know, logic has a brother. His name is SHUT THE HELL UP!" - Naruto Abridged 4

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who are your favorite Naruto characters?

Naruto,Hinata,Sasori,Pein,Hidan,Deidara,Kakashi

2. What is your favorite pairing?

NaruHina ,PeinKonan

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan?

Yaoi

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

Sadly no

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

Naruto Ultimate Ninja 3,Ultimate Ninja Storm, Ultimate Ninja Storm 2, 1 Hidden Leaf headband

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Not sure

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

NaruHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

Definitely SasuNaru

9. Which team is your favorite?

Can't say I have a favorite I like all teams

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

No. Tobi is Madara

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Let's see, same hair, same eyes, same freaking smile! You either have to be blind or be dumber than a post not to see!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Tobi. (Sasori is in second place though.)

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Kinda both. I still feel sorry for him though, he’s only the way he is cuz of the Leaf but then he went and killed Itachi! TT

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

No. I've pretty much abandoned the anime and am now catching up in the manga

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Not yet, but I'm less that 15 chapters behind

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Yes. Either that or he’s on crack.

17. Sub or dub?

Sub. They messed up too many things!

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

ANTI! That pink-haired brat killed Sasori! T_T (Plus she’s still obsessed with Sasuke after all he’s done)

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

A mix of both. I find him quite interesting

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Not really

21. Guy = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Since when was Guy-sensei ever sexy!? O_o

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Deidara

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Awesome in an weird way.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Hidan being random like Tobi

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

HECK YEAH!!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

I've tried v.v but i prefer reading them

27. Do you like lemons?

YES!! ///

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

My Dad does.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Yeah

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

Nope.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Sadly, no, i think they are to much of an idiot to realize it's awesome -.-

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

Yeah... but i'm surprised they recognized who was drawing (I'm not the best drawer)

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

No.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

Yeah.probably

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Nope. (I was broke to begin with. -.-)

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

Kinda, just to see how perverted.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Again, too far in the series. No.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

no

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

No, who’s still sexy with hands growing from his back? Besides, he’s kawaii, not sexy.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Hmm not at the moment

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Pretty much. FOREVER THE LIFE OF A NARUTARD!

Favorite Quotes:

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's freakin' hilarious.

You say I'm mean. But one question; when was I ever nice?

I don't suffer from iNSaNiTY, I'm enjoying every minute of it.

"Everyone is entitled to their own sorrow,for the heart has no metrics or form of measure.And all of it...irreplaceable."

What will happen eventually...

A random producer guy from DisneyXD is working on Naruto Shippuden until... BOOM!

Jiraiya, Deidara, and Hidan crash into the room. "What is the meaning of this, un?!" Deidara yelled out. "You took out a precious moment of my art!!"

"As much as I appreciate you getting rid of my nickname, you're going to take out the women!" Jiraiya shouted.

"You took out the swearing... and the blood," Hidan growled as he walked up to him. "What kind of f_ing ninja show doesn't have blood in it?!" Hidan brought his scythe up to the guy's neck.

"It was for the fans! I made it appropriate so even six year olds could watch!" the guy screamed as he... uh... gave himself a reason to look for new pants.

"Who gives a crap about the freakin' six-year-olds?! The freakin' fourteen year-year-olds are gonna kill you for taking out the good parts!"

There was another BOOM! Three ninja fans busted down the wall. Two jounin-level boys, and a chuunin-level girl.

"GET HIM!!"

Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion!

January
01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime

February
08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto

March
08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage

April
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza

May
01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankurou
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu

June
06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu

July
03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke

August
02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou

September
01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
15 - Obito
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino

October
10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru

November
02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
28 - AkatsukiHimikai
30 - Misumi

December
01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madam Shizimi
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru

Copy and redo this yourself to see who you are more like

Pein/Pain - Nagato
[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[ ] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair color is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[ ] -My closest friend is a girl.
[x] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 2 ]

Konan
[X] - Most of my friends are guys.
[ ] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
[X ] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[X] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 4 ]

Itachi Uchiha
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[ ] -Many people find me attractive.
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[x] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[ ] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[x] - My natural hair color is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 5 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X ] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[ ] - I like gore :3
[ ] - I dislike my own appearance.

[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.

[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[X] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 4 ]

Sasori
[ X] - I look young for my age.
[ ] - Puppets are fascinating... (I decided to be a puppet master if I ever go to the Naruto world after watching Sasori's fight)
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[X ] - I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno.
[ ] - My Grandma annoys me. (sometimes)

[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me. (noises, not people considering I can be loud myself and I don't mind Naruto)

[Sasori Score: 4]

Deidara
[ ] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] - I have blue eyes. (blue/grey)
[ ] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[X ] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 2]

Kakuzu
[X] - I'm a saver, not a spender. (depends)
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[ ] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[X ] - Younger people tend to tick me off
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[X] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 3]

Hidan
[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem. (It's not a problem X3)
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[X] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X ] - I'm very prone to accidents. (you have no idea)

[Hidan Score: 5 ]

Zetsu
[x] - I have a split personality. Two sides.(hehe my sibling finds it creepy)
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others. (as long as i like them)
[X] - I don't have many friends.
[X ] - Tobi is not that bad. (in fact, he ROCKS)
[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 6]

Tobi
[ ] - I'm always hyperactive. (most of the time)
[x] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[x] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[x] - I LOVE the color orange. (sometimes)
[x] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[x] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: 5]

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[ ] - I have a very pale skin color.
[ ] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[ ] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 0]

Guess I could get along with zetsu.Eh that's nice.

- YOUR GUY SIDE -

You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Guy side: 19

- YOUR GIRL SIDE -

You wear lip gloss/stick
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower and get dressed.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.

Girl side: 5

Number your 12 favorite Bleach characters in no particular order and answer the following questions.

1. Grimmjow

2. Ulquiorra

3. Renji

4. Ichigo

5. Rukia

6. Yoruichi

7. Byakuya

8. Urahara

9. Gin

10. Hitsugaya

11.Yachiru

12. Shinji

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Yoruichi x Nel? No, but I'm sure it exists somewhere.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yesh! Ichigo is very hot!!!

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
My brain can't comprehend Shinji getting Urahara pregnant in the first place.

Can you read any fic(s) about Nine?
About Gin! Sure have.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Hehe...probably

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Five/Ten...that would be adorable

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in bed together?
If Byakuya caught Ulquiorra and Shinji together he'd probably stare and walk out like he didn't see anything in the first place.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Renji/Hitsugaya...

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
probably not.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Byakuya/Shinji. A Royal Pain (hehe first thing that poped in my head.)

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Hmmm...Ichigo having a fight with Grimmjow and winner would make the other his pet for a week

Do any of your friends read Seven slash?
Nope.

Do any of your friends read Three het?
Nope.

Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?
Nope.

Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five?
Nope. As far as I know, I'm the only one who even reads fanfics avidly enough to write ones with actual pairings.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
AHICHIGO!!!! (hehe)

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Urahara...honestly i don't know.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Grimmjow/Yoruichi/Shinji...hmmm idk

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Ulquiorra x Hitsugaya. "Y'know I really don't feel like fighting you... Why don't we just do something else."

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Ah I don't remember

What is Six's super-secret kink?
No surprise that Yoruichi would be into bestiality!

Would Eleven get in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober?
No

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Byakuya would definitely top Renji!

"One (Grimmjow) and Nine (Gin) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Gin) suddenly runs off with Four (Ichigo). One (Grimmjow), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Yachiru) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Shinji), then follows the wise advice of Five (Rukia) and finds true love with Three (Renji).

What title would you give this fic?
"Fuck you Then"

Name three of your friends who might read it.
None of 'em.

Name one person who should write it.
Me, i guess...

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Don't know how to feel about that.

Taken from Mistress of Madness

A - AVAILABLE: Depends who is asking ;)

B - BIRTHDAY: 21 of June

C - CRUSHING ON: You know those bishies? Yeah. All of them.

D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: H2O :D

E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: My turtle! He always listens

F - FAVORITE SONG: Right now i don't have one! v.v

G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: BOTH :D

H - HOMETOWN: TX

I - IN LOVE WITH: Dem bishies (AKA not anybody real at the moment)

J - JELLO OR JUICE: Jello!!!

K - KILLED SOMEONE: Hehe...

L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 4 hours but I don't know were I was going.

M - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Strawberry or vanilla.

N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 1 younger brother.

P - PERSON THAT CALLED YOU LAST: Alex!!!

S - SONG YOU LAST SANG: Don't remember...

T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: Around 5 something

U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: If you really want to know it is white but why...?

V - VEGETABLE: Carrot cuz it's orange.

W - WORST HABIT: Zoning out in the middle of conversations. !

X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: About seven on my right hand...

Y - YEARS LIVING WHERE YOU LIVE: hmmm not sure.

Z - ZEBRAS?: FUCK YEAH XD

QUOTES

Silence is golden, but duck-tape is silver.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

The road to success is always under construction.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

What you call dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

Duck tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side

"Only two things are infinite, human stupidity, and the universe... And I'm not even sure about the latter."-Albert Einstein

"Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life."

"We're both of the same breed, after all...Motives for war are not of concern. Religion, ideology, resources, land, spite, love, or just because...no matter how pathetic the reason, it's enough to start war."-Pein

"We are but men, drawn to act in the name of revenge we deem to be 'Justice.' But when we call our vengeance 'Justice,' it only breeds more revenge...forging the first link in the chains of hatred."-Pein

'I love you' is eight letters. And so is 'bullshit'

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Smile. It confuses people.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that

friends let you make an idiot of yourself in public, best friends are next to you making an idiot of themselves too

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?