Okay, so here's what's what:

1. I am terrible at summarizing my stories.

2. I do not update very often, much to everyone's chagrin (you're on a computer, look it up if you don't know what it means!)

3. If I see something as review worthy, I will review it. If I see "PLEASE REVIEW!" at the bottom of a fic, chances are I won't since it annoys me when people do that.

4. I don't care if my fic isn't your cup of tea. If your review doesn't help me improve my writing, I couldn't care less.

5. I like coming across as intimidating, because in reality I'm actually pretty meek, and though the above statments are all true, I really do like people in general.

6. I believe you just wasted about five minutes or so of your life by reading this profile, but I congratulate you for perserverence!

7. I'm a Risembool Ranger and defintely not a Skirt. And if you don't know what that means, don't worry about it.

8. If I review a story, it's because I believe the author has real potential and not because I'm being nice or mean.

9. You kept reading; gosh you're a glutton for punishment!

10. Fullmetal Alchemist will always be my favorite. Always.

11. Light Yagami's last name spelled is "I'm a gay." Not that there's anything wrong with being gay. Unless you're Light Yagami. Long live L Lawliet!

12. You've wasted more of your life reading this since number six!

13. Beyond Birthday is creepy but hot. And so is L Lawliet. Your argument is irrelevant.

14. Victory over any Travisty. Nuff said.

15. I believe in Equivalent Exchange. I take Edward Elric's word for it.

16. I do strange things after drinking Monster Energy drinks. Like jumping into a river with thirty miles an hour rapids.

17. I don't care for Private Messaging. I have enough trouble keeping my email inbox clear as it is.

18. I can't believe you actually read this far. Weirdo. 0_o

19. I forget that I do things that are mean and then try to make up for it later. Doesn't usually work...

20. I am not afraid to publicly denounce anybody. Even if I get kicked out of a group for it.

21. I like listing things. I usually can't find my lists later though.

22. Multiple friends of mine call me Mom. Cuz I'm bossy like that sometimes.

23. I hate the numder twenty-three. Death Note fans wil understand why.

24. I know that all months have twenty-eight days. Not just February.

25. I'm horribly addicted to Mahjong. Look it up. Lotsa fun.

26. Still reading?! Can anyone say straightjacket?

27. Wierd Al sings better than Lady Gaga. Don't believe me? Watch "I Perform This Way."

28. Roger Rabbit was framed.

29. I would rather lose a leg than an arm. I could deal with a peg leg, but not a hook for a hand...

30. We all just need to live and be content while we can. (E.E., F.M.A.)

31. If I believe what I say I believe, love is the answer. Love is the only way. (V.M., C.B.A.A.)

32. My friend hates the number 32 because of an old inside joke, so this number is dedicated to the one who hates it the most!

33. Black Sheep is a funny and disgusting and apalling and roffle worthy film. From New Zealand.

34. I'll say it again: You can stop reading now. It's just more random stuff...

35. I wish that people wouldn't fight over stupid stuff like religion. A person's faith or lack thereof is nobody else's business.

36. I once licked a frozen fence-post. And then called my friend with my cell to tell her "I'b thtuckh! I lickt da fenth potht!"

37. My sister and I took a wrong turn once and doubled back 70 miles just to go to a tourist attraction I hadn't seen in six years. Totally worth it.

38. Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.