Over active imagination, so posting stories help. Not much to really say but you may call me Wolf. Everyone I know does. Oh and I'm a complicated person at first but once you really get to know me then i'm pretty easy going. P.S.: I'm only a LITTLE crazy. *crazy hystericall laughing* No really im only a little crazy.

From Nia Scarlet:

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Jasper is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows with your friend just to see who knows more names. Crazy is when u start to sing a old song that no one under 60 should know, in public. Crazy is when everything goes quiet and your friend and you bust out laughing and everyone stares. When standing in an elevator, crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?". Or when in an elevator just stand there and meow occationally. When there is only one person around you tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you. Complaining that I'm locked out of my room when the door is open and doesn't have a lock on it and/or complaining that im locked in a room with no way out when the room is an open room with at least ten ways out. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Random But VERY true & funny Facts!

"Good girls are really bad girls that haven't been cought yet." -fav bumper sticker

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

"Man must wait long time with mouth open for roast duck to fly in." ancient Chinese proverb

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" –Unknown

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

“I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." --Jasper Carrott

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers

"I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." –Unknown

"Perfection is a waste of time." --Kim De Coite

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?'" –Unknown

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy." --Nora Ephron

“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” – Unknown

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown

“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown

“He who laughs last didn't get it.” – Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

"There's no such thing as a stupid question, until you ask it." -That-Guy-With-The-Glasses

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Woman: But would you stay there??

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

I used to hate it when aunts and grandmas, used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say "Your next" "Your next". Well they stopped doin that crap when i started to do it to them at funerals.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that idiot upside the head
Pass it on...

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"

Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

A good friend picks you up when you fall,a best friend picks you up and then trips you again.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Friends offer chips.Closer Friends give you fries.Best friends steal them from you.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Jasper Whitlock I love you! Oops! Did I say that out loud?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think too many people would die..

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

The few people who would die laughing if the newest fashion was not breathing are brilliant

Good friends give you a ride. Close friends buy you a car. Best friends are the getting-away-from-the-scene-of-the-crime driver.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.

WARNING:Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. NOTE:Do use an axe to kill a fly on ur enemies head

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

Always forgive our enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

Emo kids have cool hair

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

I called your boyfriend gay.he hit me with his purse

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron."

"They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?"

"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."

"When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE

my imaginary friend doesn't like you either

i hate it when the voices argue with my imaginary friends

Smile. It confuses people.

hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.

The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as the go by.

When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own damn lemonade.

Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Don't mess with me I've got a stick.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

To put it nicely, I hope you choke

"True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream"

Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

True love isn't free, but i'd pay anything to have it

real life isn't full of happily ever afters, just bursts of happiness that don't last very long

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

The world is cruel... get used to it!

Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal.

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

The evil gnomes poked me in the but with a stick.

Hope is a good thing, perhaps the best of things and no good thing ever dies, except my dog scruffy, he got hit by a car.

Welcome to the world of very scary fearies! For those who think fearies are innocent little creatures...

Killing gnomes with sporks!

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Checking away messages. It's like stalking, but no one knows you are doing it. I even have people's names on my buddy list that I don't know, but I hear they have really good away messages. Some people really put their all into away messages. There are the people who document their every move: "I am taking a shower, but when I get out, I am going to pee, shave, and then iron my pants. Call me if you need me before I go to the mall at 2pm." Then there's the creative one: "I am away from my computer right now." And of course there's that one from the really cool guy: "Yo its friday night, I am drunk, and not sittin up lookin at away messages" Funny how that guy never seems to go idle.

Don't take it personally.. but you smell like an ice cube

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"

A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

Behold the mighty...chihuahua?

Busy polking my neighbor with a spork. shes really old and wrinkly this is fun muahahaha

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

Feeding my pet old person right now...!

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I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?

I do what cheerios tell me.

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my hande, here is my...other handle? crap. now i'm a sugar bowl

I'm bartending at an AA meeting

I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! (haha just like Edward Cullen!! :D)

I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in background: "Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!!" me:" That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that..."

I'm out driving with my keys in an electrical outlet...

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...

Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me "asl?" I tried to sound it out and got realy ticked of and started warning them because I thought they were calling me an asshole.

yo-yos were invented as a weapon

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before. ;)

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you...although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

funny shit:

For Grimmjow lovers *gotta laugh at our beloved kitty sometimes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nIxHbAW8PI