Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Three (Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace) starts on 9/1/16. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).

She was a failure of a Mage, unable to cast even the simplest of spells. He was an Undead, a monster used as a pawn in battle he could never understand. They had nothing in common, and yet fate saw it fit to bind the two souls together.

During a Joint Deployment, the UNSC Infinity and Her Sangheili allies are suddenly thrown into a new Galaxy, and end up near Charon before the Systems Alliance discovers the Charon Relay. Alliances are forged and how will the galaxy react to an aggressive humanity that not only doesn't use Mass Effect technology, but will not let anyone stand in their way of expansion? AU PreME1

A guardsman writes about his experiences in the grimdark future of the 41st Millennium and how stupidity still plagues mankind, usually resulting in death.

Adam Jensen finds himself in a time only dreamed of in vids, humanity is now part of a great galactic community that fears synthetics, and he struggles to find his place within it. Note: Primarily a DX/ME crossover, with elements borrowed and integrated from other Square Enix franchises.

A crossover between Mass Effect and Cthulhutech. Humanity has won the Aeon War and has since expanded and thrived. How will the galaxy fare with this new power?

All life on Earth had been consumed by Blacklight. With no Biomass to feed on, Blacklight had to evolve, adapt, and grow. Now a collective Council of Aliens discovers the existence of such a life form. How do the aliens see a form of life that is viral, how they deal with it, what are the consequences to the galaxy of such a race existing at all.

Co-written with aDarkOne History, a single event, can alter so much, let alone two. The San'Shyum are no more. The Krogan Empire stands strong. Humanity is now a giant among the stars. With three Galactic Superpowers in play, will an encounter see a new Golden Age, or an Era of War? (Chapters 1-12 being rewritten)

Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.

As the Citadel species draw up secret plans to combat the Reaper threat, something old and ancient is discovered in the depths of space.

A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...

She was an agent of Evil who regretted her choices. He was a child with a destiny too heavy for his shoulders. Is the Wizarding World ready for a Boy-Who-Lived influenced by a reforming Fallen Angel? …Probably not. NOT Harry/Lash

His grandfather was a legendary Huntsman. His sisters were rising stars, the huntresses of tomorrow. He failed the Signal entrance exams. He couldn't wield a sword to save his life. But he had potential. Enough for Remnant's Secret Service to notice.

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!

For him, the night was supposed to end. The Dream would come to a close and he had done his best in his service as a Hunter. He would awake in the new dawn and make the most of what remained of his life. But a new nightmare threatens the Hunter's Dream and a foreign world. The young hunter is thrown into a different world of huntsmen and huntresses to warn them, to save them.

The discovery of an operational warp gate poses a problem for the Ordo Xenos, the Imperium's alien hunters. A Death Watch kill team is dispatched, and once again, the Imperium places trillions of lives at risk. On the other side of the gate, a Systems Alliance frigate responds to a distress signal.

Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.

It was easy to keep up a routine after sixteen years, not so easy when you suddenly have the body you had sixteen years ago. A quick drabble on Marco's thoughts upon returning to Earth

All Jaune Arc ever wanted to do was to enter Beacon and become a hero, but Arcs don't give up just because people see through their fake transcripts! After months of hard work, he finally manages to enter Beacon... as the Supreme Commander and Glorious Leader of a twice-reformed organization now threatening to engulf Remnant in an all-out world war. Uhh, Oops? Move over, Cinder.

Jaune spent most of his life around his family, and their servants. The outside world was fairly unknown to him, but blending in couldn't be that difficult, right?

When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1976, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter, 1976

Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!

It should have been impossible- they weren't real- but it's happened. They're here on Earth, and more are coming. Nobody knows for sure what will happen, but one thing is certain: the world will never be the same. The long-awaited sequel to Emergence, although it can stand on its own.

His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?

What if a certain someone that had been monitoring the Mass Effect reality had finally had enough? Mostly Mass Effect with a dash of Trek.

DISCONTINUED. A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.

H.P. Lovecraft was more than just a writer, though he didn't know it. So when humans, decades after his death, find certain artifacts, they look to his work for guidance. But it isn't enough. Forced to flee their home, Humanity stumbles upon a group of races with no knowledge of the Eldritch. To Humanity, the Council is naive and ignorant. To the council, the humans are lunatics.

Is a second chance enough? Instead of the Catalyst's choices, Shepard lucks into a cosmic loophole. Thrown back to the very start of her Spectre career, she has to try and save the galaxy again from the Reapers ... but does she really know what's coming? 2015 NaNoWriMo winner!

Nirn has been unified under the banner of the Empire, and its subjects reach to the stars. Fearing contact by a hostile species, they build up their military might; what will happen when an intrepid Batarian slaver ring opens a Mass Relay and attacks this Empire? Will they ever accept peace? M: V/L

Set after the events of the graphic novel No Way Back and before issue #3 of the 2015 Bizarro comic, this fic tells the tale of how El Papagayo ran from Death when she finally came calling for him. Special guest appearance by Gentleman Ghost. *contains spoilers for No Way Back*

"No army is big enough to conquer the galaxy. But faith alone can overturn the universe", Missionaries are skilled in oration, manipulation, and subtly changing a culture to bring it into line with the Imperial Cult, replacing the gods of the existing pantheon with Imperial Saints, they are also often skilled warriors not above the use of brute force.

Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP

Admiral Tian Jerjerrod tackles the impossible task of building the second Death Star.

Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.

In the year 2154, the citizens under the Council suffered a rude awakening when they were assaulted by strange foes beyond imagining, and were aided by mighty allies, who operated beyond reason. The civilizations of the galaxy called this event the most unexpected discovery of all time. The humans called it Tuesday. AU/Fusion.

A wizard from another universe becomes the new teacher of a new subject in Hogwarts. Changing the storyline of H/P, this stranger may be more deadly than any wizard or witch in their world. DND 3.P (3.5e combined with Pathfinder) and Harry Potter. COMPLETED AS OF 8 NOVEMBER 2015!

I had this weird idea for a crossover the other day. Been writting it for a while. Pairings? none for Alice for now. For Shepard? I dunno maybe miranda, we'll see. I'm more focused in the plot than in pairings for now. summary is inside.Rated M for Language.

When the infant Antichrist is brought to Earth, he is secretly exchanged for another child with no one the wiser. His new parents? James and Lily Potter. The situation doesn't go exactly as Heaven and Hell planned, however...

With the technologies of several alien races at its disposal, humanity had undergone a technological revolution. It advanced at such a rapid pace, far exceeding many expectations. Soon however, the humans learned that they shared their galaxy with yet another group of sentient alien life, but to mankind's horror and confusion, these aliens were not the sort they expected at all.

A Mega City One Judge. A struggling noble mage. Mix them together and watch as they experience humorous cultural misunderstandings, uncomfortable amounts of violence, and waayy too many hormones. NOT a pairing. Seriously though, please read this. You won't regret it. (I hope)

What if Louise got her summoning spell botched differently, and was brought back to Halkeginia with consequances...different. (A Louise reverse summoned from WoW).

Sexy Angels and sexy Devils, what's a professional Devil Hunter supposed to do when the former prey on humans and the latter protect them? Eat pizza and rock on! Rated M for gore, language, and theme.

Ruby Jones is as fast as she is cheerful. Anna Weiss is cold and regal. Bella Blake is quiet, mysterious, and never takes off her hat. Linda Anderson is flaming hot and goes by a Chinese name. All of them seem oddly familiar. Impossibly familiar. An interquel set immediately after Emergence.

Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.

Ellie Potter was never the boy who lived, she just happened to be in the same room at the same time, and yet she can't help but grow and notice that it is never Harry Potter who must fight his own demons. Side fic/Spin off to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

In life, he represented something different to each of them. His death brought forth different feelings in each of them. It mattered, yet it didn't matter. They were connected, yet they weren't connected. My tribute to Monty Oum, such as it is. Emergence verse. Oneshot.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

In desperation, they turned to him. They just didn't know, what L.A. had turned him into.

Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.

Who created The Mirror of Erised? Where did it come from? What is its purpose? The story behind the mirror is endless.

Humanity is more then they appear. Add M rating for strong language in later chapters. Reviews welcome.

The holidays are here and Team RWBY is going to celebrate it, even though they have no idea where to even start. A loose series of drabbles about their first Christmas on Earth. Latest: The big day

Yang has awoken on the Citadel. Wait, where's the Citadel? Space? What the flip? How did she get into space? Join Yang and Shepard as they travel through the gallaxy on a wild adventure to stop Saren and find Yang a way home. Rated M for some language and space violence.

The Quarians made their Migrant Fleet out of desperation. We made ours out of paranoia and a refusal to be stuck with only a handful of habitable planets. Canon plot rails? We don't need no stinkin' plot rails! DEAD FIC

Being from a family of heroes, Jaune had long ago realized that heroism wasn't all it was cracked up to be. It was just plain sense to take a safer course in life. Unfortunately, nobody bothered to tell him that the world just didn't make sense. Inspired by the Ciaphas Cain series of Warhammer 40K. (pairings undecided)

Hellsing has survived far into the future with Seras standing by the Hellsing family the enitre way. From the forming of the Systems Alliance to the First Contact War, Hellsing has been the elite defenders of humanity from the occult and their new galactic neighbors. Now as members of the galactic community, Humanity must put foreward its best and that's Hellsing.

The mass effect universe (more specifically eezo) has a great amount of potential that the writers missed. For one, a device the size of a tissue box could theoretically one-shot harbinger without being a ridiculously advanced piece of incomprehensible transapientech. This is my over analysis of the physics behind mass effect, in an attempt to see what the writers missed.

Dumped into a alternate dimension, the noble, dashing hero Axton must face his greatest challenge yet! Indeed, a challenge full of Action! Adventure! Violence! Manly Men! Beautiful Ladies! Truly, the exploits of this man - this Commando! - will become the stuff that legends are made from! ...or at least, that's what he tells himself.

In Plague's final moments, he flips the Enclave the bird, only to then end up in the Mass Effect univers. Mean while TIM makes Shepherd a new dossier of a man using antique weapons while giving Omegas lowlives a hard time.

ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.

The world's most dangerous spy in the world's most dangerous city. ..What could possibly go wrong?

"The Name's Greed and I want to be your Friend" What happens if Louise summons Greed? Will Greed get what he wants? Will Louise get what she wants? Will there be pandemonium?

Humanity has been Forgotten, Left to simmer and rot after what can only be called the 'Incident' for the simple fact so many things have happened, The First being Some Planets of the Imperium Coming along with ships, or the Five Chapters that came with them, or EVEN the Inquisition not knowing what happened. But this will not stop Humanity as we bide our time among the stars again.

The Great Wars are over. Jim Raynor and his men have left the Koprulu Sector behind, choosing to settle a world away from that sector of space. Unfortunately, the colony of Shanxi is not safe; hostile aliens have invaded, intent on controlling the Terrans and their bizarre technology. Unfortunately for the Turians, the Terrans have experience fighting hostile alien invaders.

Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.

While on their penitent Crusade on the fringes of the Eye of Terror, the Blood Raven Strike Cruiser, Retribution, under the command of Force Commander Aramus, suffers a critical Geller Field failure. After thirty minutes of brutal melee against daemons, the Warp finally disgorges the ship. Uknown even to themselves, the handful of survivors have arrived in an entirely new galaxy.

As the title points out, this is a collection of scenes re-worked to add back in LOGIC and remove Logic FIAL's that were there in our beloved series. Yes, beyond the God-child, FAR beyond the glitter boy there were SERIOUS flaws in the game logic, and I'm not just talking about replacing unlimited firepower with thermal clips. Read on and enjoy the FIAL!

An Imperial crusade fleet sent to assist in the fight against the Reapers.

AU: What would happen if Keitaro Urashima was not obsessed with his childhood promise and actually lived his own life. Crossover with Great Teacher Onizuka.

A short introductory tale in a storylet for Fallen London.

Harry's left to his own devices between his fifth and sixth years. Sadly, Voldemort still found a way to make Harry's life miserable. What will be the consequences of Harry's act of self-preservation? How far will the ripples spread?

This is an utter slaughterfest. More specifically, this what would've actually happened in Darth Malleus's (admittedly good) Two Galaxy's Saga, if he had actually read up on his 40k lore. My fellow 40k fans? If you were left frothing mad after reading his lore-defiling story, come and read a real 40k fic! Yuuzhan Vong? Sith? Ssi'ruuk? Pshaw! Star Wars, please, meet the Chaos Gods.

Louise...summoned something different. An Acolyte of Warcraft Three, the most basic and seemingly useless unit in the history of the Scourge. However, when you look at it in a different way, the Acolyte can create enormous constructions out of sheer nothingness provided there are resources. The most basic unit, becomes the most important. Especially when it follows his own rules.

It is Louise's last chance to prove that she is actually a mage. When Louise summons Nightingale, a former human Planar Shepherd, initially everyone believes that she has summoned a familiar. Soon all of Halkegenia must learn that this man is no mere familiar, and Louise must either learn to control her familiar, or be swept up in his tides of change.

Across the universe, numerous anime run rampant in their own ignorance and stupidity. Khorne decides he needs to sort this out the only way he knows how. He sends his personal executioner to educate them on the phrase, 'blood bath'.

A relatively peaceful conversation on souls, poetry and, of course, hats.

The town abandoned and left to fall to ruin, subject of many a horror story. Wendy returns to Gravity Falls, in order to pay respects to those long since passed.

Get your bellies ready to laugh and your palms to smack your faces as you realize all the drastic and horribly illogical events that took place in the AtLA world. I guarantee you'll never watch an episode the same way when you're done with this. Successfully updated on every Friday since conception.

With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.

There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across.. and a girl with an ankh around her neck. The true story of how the Peverell Brothers first encountered Death. Originally published December 6th, 2011.

A monster has been stalking Hogwarts. Enough is enough, and enough is too much!

After fifth year, Harry's life went better than he could have imagined. Perhaps his imagination needed a workout.

James is convinced there's a werewolf at Hogwarts. Sirius and Peter aren't so sure...

Harry Potter wasn't surprised to learn he was a wizard. He'd been dreaming of wizards and magic for years. He was just surprised at what sort of wizard he was. Prologue is identical to "Death and Dreams". Dresden Files crossover.

Champions come in many shapes, sizes, and hairstyles. And their Quests are even more varied. Sequel to Muggle Champion.

After watching "The Last Airbender" movie, the appalled members of Team Avatar decide it's up to them to fix the movie by coaching their live-action counterparts on how to be more like them. Hilarity ensues. Canon pairings, but lots of weirdness later.

When the Crumrin family's car breaks down on a trip, Courtney finds herself near a haunted wood without Uncle A available for advice and bailings-out. How will she deal with a dangerous Night Thing all on her own?

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

Eywa gave life to the Na'vi, Earth gave life to the humans. What if Earth was not dead and hollow? What if Earth never has been? What if Gaia supported humanity the same way Eywa supported the Na'vi?

Harry dies and wakes up in Fate's office. You've heard it before, right? You're expecting a re-do fic, right?

Lily and James Potter come out of hiding so their son Alexander could fulfill the prophesy and defeat Voldemort. Things don't go as planned though, as they returned to the Wizarding World in 1999.

Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.

OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.

After the war, we gather to remember. And none of us escape unscathed, least of all Draco Malfoy...