Izuku was so excited when he manifested his Quirk. Being able to combine with objects to make himself stronger? So cool! However, what he didn't expect, what no one expected, was what happened if he used his Quirk on people... (Or, What if Izuku's Quirk was the Fusion Ability from Dragonball Z/Steven Universe?)

Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]

Sheogorath finds the Dragonborn boring. So he decides to find a more amusing alternative. Hardcore Skyrim self-insert.

A drabble collection of the sort of pokemon world lore you might find in an expanded version of the pokedex.

Adam Jensen finds himself in a time only dreamed of in vids, humanity is now part of a great galactic community that fears synthetics, and he struggles to find his place within it. Note: Primarily a DX/ME crossover, with elements borrowed and integrated from other Square Enix franchises.

A crossover between Mass Effect and Cthulhutech. Humanity has won the Aeon War and has since expanded and thrived. How will the galaxy fare with this new power?

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

A min-maxing Self-Insert ruins himself at character creation.

He promised to be a Hero capable of saving everyone. But before that he made other promises he can't remember under a different name. How will Shirou react when he finds his lost past? - Shirou/Multi Mature Contents.

When people asked Hisashi what his Quirk was, he'd flash a grin and say he breathed fire. It was a small lie, easier to say than 'my human skin is too small and some bits slip out' despite the fact he never checked whether or not he had that toe joint. Izuku wasn't born Quirkless. He was born something else.

All life on Earth had been consumed by Blacklight. With no Biomass to feed on, Blacklight had to evolve, adapt, and grow. Now a collective Council of Aliens discovers the existence of such a life form. How do the aliens see a form of life that is viral, how they deal with it, what are the consequences to the galaxy of such a race existing at all.

A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.

Approved one-shots based on Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine fic. Composed of different POVs, AUs and snapshots of Nara Shikako's life. Synopsis: Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert.

Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.

There are infinitely many Servants that could have been summoned, after all. A series of oneshots. [AU]

"Don't lie to him" Shikamaru felt the need to say, "He's observant". Ino felt her nose rumple in disbelief. "Is he?" she frowned, wondering if the Nara was joking. "Since when?" "Since always." He paused. "Especially with things that catch his interest."

As the Citadel species draw up secret plans to combat the Reaper threat, something old and ancient is discovered in the depths of space.

Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

A series of snippits based on the idea that Saitama was considered the number one most powerful villain and a God level threat for years by the entire world... and never knew.

After the night of Mizuki and the scroll comes Naruto's first morning as a ninja of the Leaf.

Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.

When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

...and Some Times She Didn't. Or: Shikabane-hime isn't quite so hard to kill. How she finds her way back to her precious people… or doesn't.

"Dreaming of Sunshine" AU(s). In Which Someone Attempts to Kidnap Shikamaru And Fails Utterly. Chapters 1-3:The Futures that Result When Orochimaru Adopts, Afterward. Chapters 4-6: The Futures that Result When Danzo Adopts, Afterward.

(And One That Was Her Home): Because bravery, cunning, intelligence, and loyalty are not mutually exclusive, and the Sorting Hat takes a person's wants and values into account. Recursive fanfic of Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine, but not necessary reading to enjoy. Complete, but still adding drabbles at the end when inspiration strikes.

What might've happened if Sasuke and Naruto found out about a certain "rebirth" a few years earlier.

Mama didn't have whiskers and Himawari was determined to find out where they went.

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

Anko and Naruto are up to something. And the rest of the Konoha 12 are out to find out what it is. No matter the cost!

The unlikeliest of crossings. The most improbable of incidents. The most hilarious of universes. A considerably different sort of crossover. Sanity is for the weak anyway.

Just some plot bunnies I had to write.

A series of shorts asking the question 'What if we tossed Heracles-Berserker into that story' Because tossing an unstoppable rage-machine into the mix is always fun.

AU. Humanity makes First Contact with the galaxy peacfully, and the resulting technological and cultural exchanges successfully obliterate next to all Renegade beliefs the species holds. This is the world of Mass Effect where the human race is one made up virtually entirely of idealists. Inspired by College Fool's Renegade Reinterpretations.

AU. In the aftermath of the Kyūbi attack, Sarutobi Hiruzen ponders his greatest dillema yet: the fate of one Uzumaki Naruto. Fortunately - or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it - another Uzumaki still lives. Will be epic in length.

Once upon a time, his mother told him the tale of the Sharingan fairy, who would gift the Uchiha with their doujutsu in times of great need. After he lost everything that fateful night, he has all but forgotten about her. But when his classmates show worrying signs of possessing the Sharingan, Sasuke has no choice but to figure out why the hell she has decided to visit all of them.

After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.

If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you'll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.

We all know that Legion is deadly in combat. Rumors are he also is a gamer. Let's take a look at his interactions on the extranet...

Naruto's always had big dreams, but unbeknownst to him he's heir to a legacy that dwarfs all of them. Sometimes all it takes is the beat of a butterfly's wings to put you on the path to greatness. With some luck, some help, and a whole lot of hard work, Naruto is going to make the name Uzumaki something to be respected once more. Naru/Haku, probably multi later on.

What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.

Near the end of his life, Ezio Auditore, once Mentor of the Assassins, decides to serve his order with his dying breath by retrieving an ancient artefact. To his surprise, it whisks him away to a strange country of magic, where old eagles fly again...

Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto

In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. Also in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan. Naturally, all of this is complicated by the events and people surrounding them.

Crack-Fic with a serious undertone first and foremost. Naruto Uzumaki has a pairing per story in all of fanfiction-net. What if the daughters of those pairings decided to convince the Canon Naruto to marry their Canon mother's counterparts? Not to be taken seriously. 'Gender-bending' implied with the characters. Light-hearted.

After witnessing a visit from a future Hokage and an Academy graduating class, and learning how future history remembers him, Sasuke decides to change his life and model himself and his clan after the greatest person the Uchiha Clan ever produced...Obito. AU in which Obito had the temerity to go and die at thirteen before Madara dug his claws into him amongst other things...

How a Kakashi/Naruto relationship would go down in the Canon Universe. Not for fans of Kakashi/Naruto.

Naruto has freed the Kyuubi from its shackles, and freed himself in the process. But humanity still hurtles towards destruction, and he finds himself lured back into the fray. It's not his destiny to save the world - it's his choice. A series of oneshots, set in the 'Lay Down Your Burdens' universe.

Naruto plus Uzumaki Heritage. Because I had to do it. Let's make Uzumaki!Naruto an actual tag. I'm gonna be honest though, don't expect a lot of effort from me.

Darkness brings more darkness. She was a failure of a mage, incapable of casting even the simplest spells. So of course, she had to go ahead and summon the single most talented mage of his generation as a familiar. Reboot at some point.

When Karin tries to call a certain someone out for using a certain family name shortly before the beginning of the first phase of the Chunin Exams, she gets a bit of a surprise, as we all know that he's the real thing.

Shirou converts his nerves into makeshift magic circuits everytime he needs to use magic. A human body has millions of nerves. A magus has on average twenty circuits...maybe he's on to something there...

The Genin 12 all graduated in the same year; thus, they were all separated into different teams. Sakura is professional, Hinata wears sunglasses, Ino is NOT crushing, Tenten battles Konoha's insanity, and Kiba hates everyone.

'Leaf Style Shinobi, Uzumaki Naruto' So he had introduced himself. What about if that became a little bit more... literal? No decided pairings if ever, new jutsu and general insanity.

Coulson has plenty of experience in the field of dealing with obnoxious, misbehaving children. Compared to being the parent of one six-year-old Calvin Coulson, taking care of the crazy bunch known as the Avengers is an utter doddle. If only home life was so easy.

"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP

Crossover between Naruto and Popcap's Plants vs Zombies. Rampant silliness, crazy ninja, undead hordes, and killer vegetables. What more could you want?

Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.

A case brings Sherlock and John out into the middle of nowhere in Ohio in America, to meet a child that fascinates one of the world's smartest men: Calvin.

As we all know, when the Yondaime sealed the Kyuubi, Konoha should have gotten away from it without any more collateral damage than what it had already incurred in, but... Demons are a malicious bunch. Adopted from Legendary Legacy.

My response to Madork Gunna's Necron Familiar Challenge. Louise summons a Necron Lord fresh from a defeat. It thinks that Louise is his new Master as punishment. Remember, only C'tan can order around Necrons. Misunderstanding will ensue. HUMOR! Enjoy!

A vacant lot. A half-dead girl. Two mercenaries on their night out. Life gets very strange from there on out... possibly the most unlikely TF2 crossover imaginable. In-progress, updating slowly. Chapter three up.

Commander Shepard. Hero of the Skyllian Blitz. First human Spectre. Potential savior of humanity and the known galaxy. Pity no one asked him what HE thought of all this.

Series of one-shots. We all know Sakura's life has been pretty crazy ever since she joined Team 7, but until now we never knew just how nuts things could get sometimes...

Apollo meets Sena and is forced to give hard work another chance. kirskipkat's Hard Work prompt.

Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.

You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120