Hello...I don't see the need for anyone to know my name. Not that they'd be able to pronounce it anyway, but it means Mercy in some language :)

The message of the last sentence was NOT TO CROSS MEEEEEE LOL.

Pure

So I've started a new FanFiction and I couldn't give it a very good summary because there isn't a lot of characters that can be used!

It's basically About a girl called Cara...the only difference is that she's not human and about a thousand years old. She was locked in a tomb by her mother/creator in order for her to be able to save mankind in the far future.

She's then discovered by an archaeology team and unfortunately she attacks them as she is in a blood deprived state. They take her in, but what really interests Cara is that the Doctor in their team seems to have an incredibly strong aura for a human, but she cannot sense what he really is.

Life is hard when you don't understand what a laptop is. Even harder when you don't understand Facebook. And especially when Cara find herself feeling strange unknown notions to someone that doesn't seem to want to tell anyone about their life.

Cara-

Dr. Alexi-

Hey...so I saw that some peeps (I'm trying urban language, my whole class shouts at me about it) read my first chappie...but nooo onnnne reviwwwwwweeed :(((((

MEGA SAD FACE ?:

Let me just clear up a few things-

-The story will be written in first person from the girl in the tombs's POV

-I will honestly try to update at least once a week...LOTS GOING ON IN MY LIFE BROS

-I'm british, and so I will not, I say WILL NOT publish in American english -I'm kind of a smarty pants-

-I like my 'pants' to be underneath my trousers

-I have a carpet not a 'rug'

-I dance anti-clockwies when I'm in the shower not counter-clockwise

-When I kidnap people I stuff them in my boot not my trunk (true story)

would have said don't have junk in the trunk but junk in my boot-but that just doesn't work

-I eat chips when I'm depressed not french fries (btw the aren't french)

Here are some of my fave jokes of all timeeeeee-

-Slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace.

-"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that."

-A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

-A dyslexic man walks into a bra. (this one's kind of offensive, I have a dyslexic friend that told me this though sooooo :))

-Went to the zoo. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.

-A young blonde fears her husband is having an affair. She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she finds him in bed with a redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps off the bed and starts begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically, the blonde responds to the husband: "Shut up, you're next."

-Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.

-Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The reception was brilliant.

-"Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass Of Home." He said: "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" I asked. "It's not unusual," he replied.

-I rang up BT. I said: "I want to report a nuisance caller." He said: "Not you again."

(LOVE IT) Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says: "Oi - get out. We don't want your type in here."

-I was having dinner with Garry Kasparov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

-I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts". Well, YES. That's what I bought them for. You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out.

-My phone will ring at 2am and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?" I say, "I don't know. If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone."

-A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train load of terrapins. What a turtle disaster.

(LOL) I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags. He's bisatchel.

-A seal walks into a club...

-So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants. It was Wedgie Kray.

(MY PB) I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything - trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.