On October 10th when the Kyuubi no Kitsune ravages Konoha, Namikaze Minato unwittingly makes a bargain with Death. Years earlier, his life is rewritten when the overpowered, bizarre, and possibly alien Eleanor Lily Potter arrives at Konoha's orphanage and quickly becomes his best friend.

"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."

It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.

In an unexpected and highly unlikely turn of events, a catastrophic warp breach from a crippled ship manages to fling a Rogue Trader - or rather, the youngest son of a Rogue Trader - through time and space to a universe quite unlike what anyone on-board in used to. They make the best of the situation.

She was a failure of a Mage, unable to cast even the simplest of spells. He was an Undead, a monster used as a pawn in battle he could never understand. They had nothing in common, and yet fate saw it fit to bind the two souls together.

As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

He had been captured; Alex Mercer knew that much was obvious. But if that was the case, why had his captors just left him there without security? How had he ended up in a bunker buried in some kind of giant desert? Where was everyone? And when the hell did bottlecaps become currency?

Being reborn into a Japanese story was bad enough. Being reborn as the twin sister to a certain notorious mass murderer, was another thing entirely. Told in a series of drabbles. (Warning: Mild incest themes) LightxOC

A crossover between Mass Effect and Cthulhutech. Humanity has won the Aeon War and has since expanded and thrived. How will the galaxy fare with this new power?

Orcs killed Maevyn's family and took her with them as a captive. It was never intended she survive. CHAPTER 35 UP: Leni thinks of trees. ALSO! Grushak versus…

Louise just wanted something powerful. Something simple would have done, but something deep within her called for power. Her pride demanded to be respected. Unfortunately for her, the Void answered. For saving Lord Felwinter from the brink of death was as much a curse as it was a blessing for poor little Louise. Now, the world will learn the Law of Iron, and it will burn for it.

Sequel to River of Opals. In which there is political reform, science, violence, and a world learning how to get along without being run by evil creatures. At least, until more evil creatures decide to try their hands at it. Warning: language, violence, mentions of torture, and various other things.

Brockton Bay. A slowly rotting, fog-wreathed city in a decaying world where things lurk in the shadows. And that's what I thought it was even before my powers opened my eyes. I wish I could ignore what I see. I wish I could forget. I wish I could escape. But I can't. The Other Place is always there.

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.

Upon entering the world of Death Note Anna Jones considers her survival and the prices she is willing to pay.

With a broken toe and a somewhat broken heart, a sheltered girl finds herself thrust into a world filled with templars and mages, rifts and demons, and a glowing green scar in the palm of her hand. (Modern OC. Slow build longfic w/ worldbuilding. Pairing not evident until Book III.)

"It's ironic that when I finally leave this world, I realize I am tied to it, after all." OC world-insert, manga/Brotherhood, FINAL UPDATE COMPLETE - as in not being updated anymore. I basically skipped ahead to the ending. Thanks for all your support.

The experiment continues. What are the side effects of one's pressence if you give it a little time to percolate? Think you can call the shots?

Scorned as "the Zero", Louise de la Vallière has never cast a successful spell in her life. With the Familiar Summoning Ritual her last hope to prove herself a mage, what will result when she summons someone else inextricably linked to the void?

Shepard knows that destroying the Reapers will kill her. Trouble is, she's never been good at dying. The explosion of dark energy from the Crucible thrusts Shepard into a totally different universe. Post ME3 ending, DA2 Act 2 beginning. Please note that this is not a FemShep/F!Hawke fic. THIS STORY HAS RECENTLY BEEN EDITED TO ALIGN WITH GAME CANON REVEALED IN DA:I

Taylor Hebert and Yog-Sothoth: two sides of a coin. How long will it be before the human and the nightmare begin to merge? How long can Taylor fend off the abyss?

Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.

In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?

DISCONTINUED. A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.

What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.

Death reenters a seemingly familiar world in 1979 and is forced to remember that he was once Harry Potter when he befriends his father as well as to remember what it means to be human. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

Nirn has been unified under the banner of the Empire, and its subjects reach to the stars. Fearing contact by a hostile species, they build up their military might; what will happen when an intrepid Batarian slaver ring opens a Mass Relay and attacks this Empire? Will they ever accept peace? M: V/L

Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

We've all seen the horribly butchered and cliché girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth stories. So is it possible to make a semi-realistic one? Follow Maddie on her own adventure exploring Middle Earth as the opposite of a Tenth Walker. COMPLETE

Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.

Rabbit confronts Sally Anne Perkins in a place without time or space. Side Fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

Questioning only briefly why he's there anyway, a human from the real world ignores the rules of the game and drags Oscar of Astora on a grand adventure to discover the truth of the conflict between Light and Dark. But more importantly to impress his waifu.

The war on Earth Bet is lost. In a desperate gamble, Taylor finds Phir Se. He sends Taylor back in time with a mission to kill Scion and the Endbringers. With her knowledge of the Apocalypse, can Taylor save the world from destruction, or is history doomed to repeat itself?

A teenage girl gives up everything, in an attempt to help someone she doesn't even know, leading to a life of confusion and danger inside an anime she had sworn to avoid for good. Sequel is up: Of Emeralds and Opals Warnings for graphic violence, language, and torture.

In a world of parahuman superpowers teaming with hero's and villains, a teenage Taylor Hebert meet's a kind teenage man who, like her, is far more than he appears. What begins as the start of a promising career as an independent hero team looking for ways to make Brockton Bay a better place, quickly turns into a life of villainy, with the same goals, and enemies on all sides.

An Irken stasis pod is discovered on Earth and Shepard finds herself saddled with the megalomanic Irken, Zim. Things become more complicated when they discover Zim's home planet has been reaped during Zim's stint on Earth. Set post ME2/IZ end.

Ellie Potter was never the boy who lived, she just happened to be in the same room at the same time, and yet she can't help but grow and notice that it is never Harry Potter who must fight his own demons. Side fic/Spin off to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

The unlikeliest of crossings. The most improbable of incidents. The most hilarious of universes. A considerably different sort of crossover. Sanity is for the weak anyway.

Trigger events fracture something, and how those metaphysical cracks are filled defines the parahuman, both in power and personality. There isn't necessarily even a balance. A different power, a different scale, a different Taylor. A different story. Triggering gave something else; made someone else. The world changed.

hehhah. Ahem. Laughter, that's what I remember, the most. laughter at my pain, my suffering. what vile and disgusting things we are that we derive pleasure from such things. well they want to laugh. I can give them plenty to laugh at. I will be a real comedian, a joker, a stranger! Hehhuhahah. ahem. No no, You misunderstand. Laugh! I promise I'm not mad.

Sparkbearer Saga: Part II. G1-based AU. Alien invasions, possessed vehicles, language barriers, government conspiracies, family drama, supermarket tabloids, and tomato wars... Welcome to Earth.

"Nobility isn't a trait; it's an idea." Those words are what founded the Noble Chapter of the Good King's Legion. Each Noble is dedicated to their own cause: some for family, others for religion. Blade Knight Norment Mason is Noble to uphold what it means to be Noble. How will he fare in a world where the most vile and dishonorable of scum dare to call themselves noble?

After discovering that Cadence is not who she appears to be, Twilight is sent to another world entirely by the disguised Changeling Queen to avoid her plan being disrupted. When Twilight lands, she discovers that not only have Spike and their pets followed her, but that they've arrived in a world where the main sentient species is human. There's still a magic school, though.

The Great Wars are over. Jim Raynor and his men have left the Koprulu Sector behind, choosing to settle a world away from that sector of space. Unfortunately, the colony of Shanxi is not safe; hostile aliens have invaded, intent on controlling the Terrans and their bizarre technology. Unfortunately for the Turians, the Terrans have experience fighting hostile alien invaders.

I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]

She was a very disturbed child. Terrible, debilitating nightmares. Hallucinations. Hysteria. She never had a chance at a normal life. But now at least Louise has a chance to summon a beautiful and powerful familiar at the Springtime Summoning Ritual. And somewhere else, a seven year old girl cries for release. Contains scenes of a disturbingly moe/disturbing nature

Corvo Attano, newly reinstated Royal Protector of the Empire, finds himself lost in an unfamiliar world when the Outsider decides to take interest in the world beyond the Isles, and further still.

Near the end of his life, Ezio Auditore, once Mentor of the Assassins, decides to serve his order with his dying breath by retrieving an ancient artefact. To his surprise, it whisks him away to a strange country of magic, where old eagles fly again...

With the destruction of the Temple Ship humanity knew peace. XCOM never forgot their motto however, 'always vigilant, always reliable'

She begged for a beautiful, sacred and strong familiar. She never expected how sacred a certain white wolf could be.

You'll never succeed if you never try. A student who finds the simplest tasks to be a challenge might need a little non-traditional help. A professional killer faces a challenge that can't be solved by stabbing. Maybe, together, they can elevate each other and even find some love... HA! HECK NO! Things are going to be stabbed, shot, and exploded. Halkeginia will never be the same.

Louise...summoned something different. An Acolyte of Warcraft Three, the most basic and seemingly useless unit in the history of the Scourge. However, when you look at it in a different way, the Acolyte can create enormous constructions out of sheer nothingness provided there are resources. The most basic unit, becomes the most important. Especially when it follows his own rules.

Mass Effect is a great game. A fun game. But the fun and games stop when it all becomes real...when I find myself on the Citadel, with the terrible knowledge of what's coming. Can one person really make a difference? I'm sure as hell going to try, because the Reapers aren't taking over this galaxy on my watch.

Goku is brought to the DC Universe to fight against Superman. Twice. AU. Sequel to: "Goku vs. Superman: Confrontation on New Namek"

With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.

Louise summons a creature both capable, and willing to act independently, and in a mature manner. Moved from Familiar and Unfamiliar Summonings.

Experimental Author Fantasy Corruption Scenario: What happens when the author plays the Self Insert role straight? Without embellished charisma, physical attributes, or abilities beyond their capability in real life? AKA: I'm normal. Let's find out!

Used to a life of hardship and violence, young Kallian Tabris now faces the consequences of her actions from that terrible day. The blight now awaits along with a mysterious stranger whose interest in Kallian might not be entirely benevolent.

Eliza Potter is Harry's twin sister. Follow her as she makes her almost silent journey through Hogwarts. Follow her as she tries to find the strength to utter just a few small words. All books compliant. Recently edited and bonus scenes added!

Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.

He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...

Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)

[Sequel to 'Immortality Relapse', read it first!] Bubbles, all alone in the world, must take care of life's last hope...