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 Author has written 32 stories for Harry Potter. Hi! I'm a writer of HP fics and the like. I'd love for you to R&R my work, but for now, here's a little more about me: Country: UK My Style: mismatched patterns mixed with vintage Fave Book: Harry Potter, Sword of Truth, Game of Thrones, Eragon and many, many more... Fave Song: 'Up in the Air' 30 Seconds to Mars Fave Artist/Band: The Maine...or Queen - yeah, Queen. RIP Freddie Mercury Fave Film: Iron Man films (3 was brilliant), or Star Trek: Into Darkness (Khan...drool) Celeb. Crush: David Tennant, Matt Smith, Benedict Cumberbatch, Robert Downey Jr, Jared Leto, Hugh Jackman, Bradley Cooper, Scarlett Johansson (oh come on, anyone see Iron Man 2? Yeah, case closed.) Celeb vendetta: Hmm...I used to like Rihanna before she turned a little...well...strange... Invention idea: cross between comma and an exclamation/question mark. Ever been in the situation where there's a bit of exclamation or a question in the middle of a sentence, but the sentence isn't actually finished yet? Well here's your answer! This is gonna make me millions...*rubs hands together with a creepy grin* Views on cannibalism: Wrong and more than a little odd Legality of clothes: Some people should stay covered up :P i.e. most likely me Fear of: Snakes. Man I hate those things Toothbrush's name: Stacy some days, Nathan on others Seen any ghosts?: No, they scare me. Snake ghosts would be the death of my sanity Chicken or the egg?: Neither. First came the feather, from which the chicken mutated Cupcakes or cookies?: Cookies with cupcake flavouring (totally going to invent that *adds onto invention list) How many fingers am I holding up?: None. You're me and you're typing. WIN. Where's Waldo?: this bio's gone a little off course... Ninja or wizard: Wizard!...trained to be a ninja. Heh heh. Favourite word: Mellow :) Just makes me feel what the word means when I hear it Do you know the muffin man?: Okay, this is getting ridiculous. Ever planted a tree?: ...What? What flavour would you be?: Well, my dad's Jamaican and my mom's English, so...milk chocolate - Do you have a garden?: Okay, this is getting stupid. I'm outta here - cheerio! So anyway...yeah. Read my work and enjoy! Don't forget to review - I give treats to my reviewers, so know this: if you haven't reviewed, you may have just missed out on a trip to space. On second thoughts, I don't actually give away trips to space, or anything else - this is the internet not a shop, so I can't, even if I would love to, you lovely people. Please don't sue me! *cowers in corner* |
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Romantic Potential by CyaSunn reviews
Remus and Sirius find out they are gifted with what Dumbledore lightly calls "romantic potential".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,736 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/16/2017 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Personal Journal of Dr John H Watson by nevershoutjordyn reviews
Apart and aside from the infamous blog of Dr. John H. Watson, there is a separate version of their stories that John keeps close to his heart. Located in a journal tucked deep within the depths of 221B, lies the cases and accounts of their adventures that he would rather not share. The private tales of a consulting detective and his blogger. [ a collection of ficlets ]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,625 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/3/2017 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Comfort of Knowledge by SummerMess reviews
Slash. AU. Remus and Sirius meet briefly at a young age. When an older Remus shows up at Hogwarts a few years later he captures the attention of many, including Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,550 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 6/1/2017 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Fraud by emmish reviews
Sherlock tests John. Long-suffering Doctor W and a very devious Sherlock. *Pre/Post-JohnLock*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,930 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How to Romance a Film Geek by lovelyapper reviews
A Modern Muggle Wolfstar AU. Why would a solitary, grumpy painter want a flatmate? Sirius certainly didn't. He was doing fine by himself, with his boozing, smoking, and occasional fuck-buddies. He didn't want to live with anyone, let alone be in love with someone. Little did he know, a film-loving stranger was going to change all that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 121,427 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/19/2016 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
Tea Leaves by YupThatsMySock reviews
Coffee Shop AU. Sherlock's irritated when change comes to his favorite café in the form of a new barista, John, but finds life has more flavor with him around. A quirky romance told in 100- or 1000-word snippets. university!Sherlock, med-school!John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 200 - Words: 51,983 - Reviews: 1702 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Slughorn's Sanitarium for Troubled Boys by MelloPie reviews
AU - Rated M for later chapters. Sirius is sent to a mental institution after the ultimate prank on his parents fails. Here he meets Remus, a strange boy accused of murder. Can Sirius solve the mystery and save Lupin's life? And will Remus let him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,259 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Text In The City by johnsarmylady reviews
A series of text conversations between Sherlock and John. Written in collaboration between MapleleafCameo and myself. PLEASE NOTE: THE RATING OF THIS COLLECTION OF TEXTS HAS BEEN CHANGED - NOW RATED M...BECAUSE IT WAS FUN...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,435 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
This is Love by NeonDomino reviews
MuggleAU! As their eyes met across the coffee shop, James knew he was in love. Lily didn't seem to agree and walked out, dragging her best friend Sirius Black with her. On the way, Sirius managed to get a glimpse of the man sitting with James and knows he has to meet him again. But will James and Remus accept Sirius and Lily's troubled pasts? Warnings for violence and abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,677 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Amalgamation by emmish reviews
*SEQUEL to 'Moonstruck'* - I recommend you read that first to get all the references, not least of all 'Keith' ;) John/Lock established relationship - love, lust, smut, fluff, a pet skunk, marriage and charming silliness!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Pretending by remusjohnnlupin reviews
One kiss isn't supposed to mean much, but this the story of Sirius and Remus' overreaction to that one kiss. The overreaction that makes one kiss enough to unravel everything that should be unraveled. / "Are you really that oblivious? Do I really have to fucking spell it out for you? Let me tell you what all this is really about." /
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 154,846 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Best Friend by A Sirius Crush On Moony reviews
Remus wakes up after having an exciting dream about Sirius, and is horrified when he realises that he is actually in love with his best friend. But will he risk his friendship with Sirius and tell him, or keep it bottled up inside and fall slowly into depression? Remus/Sirius COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,214 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 8/16/2012 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
What The Keyboard Recommends by Lupin3black reviews
Remus Lupin is a nerdy, adorable twenty-four year old preschool teacher. He's small and practically lives in oversized woollen jumpers and muddy converse boots. Sirius Black is a confident,sexy twenty-five year old, he has a job as a web-site designers and wears leather jackets and has a ponytail. What do they have in common? Their both trying out Internet dating. Remusxsirius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,338 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - [Remus L., Sirius B.]
A Study in Texts by remembernovember reviews
Consisting of texts between John and Sherlock, with some other characters popping up here and there. Eventual Johnlock (duh). INCOMPLETE AND STAYING THAT WAY
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 21,101 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.]
Atticted by Beatlebug reviews
Kicked out of the house, Sirius finds shelter in the attic of newly divorced man. A man with secrets. What will Sirius be up to when he decides to unravel the mysteries around this mysterious yet kind man? M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,951 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
School of Secrets by wsherlocksholmes reviews
AU Sherlock. Johnlock. John is a football/soccer player attending an American University where he meets the unusual Doctor Sherlock Holmes, a teacher only a few years older than him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,505 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Small Screen Valentino by DancingGrimm reviews
"Oh God," John breathed, horrified. It took a lot to horrify John H. Watson. Worried now, Sherlock got up and stepped around the table, only to be foiled when John quickly turned the laptop so he couldn't see the screen. "John, what is it? What did she do?" "She put a video online...oh God..." "What? What sort of video?" "Our video, Sherlock! One that she and I made!"
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,425 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., OC
Never anger a redhead by New-Fanfictionaddict reviews
Lily Evans was always fascinated by pirates. But she didn't want a tragic romance with a privateer. Oh, no. She didn't want to fall in love with a bucaneer: she wanted to BE one. AU. (No love triangles)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Books about Wolves by NeonDomino reviews
Entry into the Smut University Challenge. The story prompt I was given for this challenge: Sirius finds a series of erotic novels in the book shop and decides he wants to act out some of the choicer scenes, now all he needs is a partner. RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,702 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
No But Wolves, Moony by lovelyapper reviews
Quite suddenly, Remus is bearing a high fever that might rapidly lead to his death. James, Peter and Sirius must find out what is causing it, and help him at any cost. / Rated T for language, boy-on-boy action, and the hilarity that is Peter. MWPP. Sirius/Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,618 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Rehabilitation by wsherlocksholmes reviews
John Watson has returned from the war with PTSD and an alcoholism problem that lands him in rehab, where he meets the mysterious Sherlock Holmes. AU
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Teacher-Student Relations by Princess Shoshana reviews
Sherlock is a new student and, though school is abnormally boring, quickly takes an interest in one professor Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,370 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.]
Writing on the Wall by ScopesMonkey reviews
Having returned from Wales with John injured and a betrayal looming in the background, Sherlock is refusing cases, until both John and a baffling double murder get the better of him. [Hollowverse]
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,263 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper - Complete
Texts: Complete Crack by HidingFromTheSpotlight reviews
About half a dozen cracky, slightly kinky texts... though it's implied only. I regret nothing.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,425 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 7/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Carpe Noctem by Death'sDarkAngel reviews
The week before Halloween, a series of murders take place that seem to revolve around London's underground "vampire" cult. While Sherlock finds the case intriguing, he is less than thrilled about the attention John is receiving from a few other tall, dark, and handsome men. As tension and tempers run high, something's got to give…Seize the Night
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,586 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Division by MrsNoggin reviews
John likes mysteries. And every morning he dips into the local independent coffee bar with his newspaper and ponders another. Coffee Shop AU. Johnlock, totally angst free. Just a giant love and coffee fest.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,698 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
The Anniversary of Remus Lupin's birth by Lupin3black reviews
...and how it should be celebrated accordingly. 'With parties, champagne and James's horrible dancing, y'know this type he did at the Yule ball, yeah that!" But Remus is a bit of a party-pooper, so Sirius supposes he'll have to make do with a day out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 5,139 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Infamia by thisisforyou reviews
COMPLETE! Ancient Roman AU. After his wife's brutal murder, John Watson shuns society and becomes a gladiator. He didn't expect to catch the attention of the Emperor, Sherlock Holmes himself... Johnlock. M for explicit combat scenes. Oh, and smut. Now with a Mystrade sequel, "Velut Praeteritus".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,588 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Abundance of Astronomy Towers by Lupin3black reviews
(No I didn't steal the title from John Green. Just some of the title.) Well this was for technomanacer's valentine exchange program which was awesome. Summary; this was all of Sirius's favourite valentines shoved together in one big, clumsy awkward mess. And he freaking loved it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Happy New Beginnings by MrsNoggin reviews
John loved New Years. The eve, the parties, the day, the hangovers, the feeling of a new beginning. - I was asked for a New Years Countdown Johnlock fic. Not sure if I entirely filled the prompt, but hey I gave it a good shot. Rated T for language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Don't Pay your Heating Bills by TheFellowshipOfOreos reviews
The flat's heating bills accidentally went unpaid again, John is cold and shivering in his bed, and Sherlock's bed is suspiciously warm. Johnlock, one shot!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Double Take by ScopesMonkey reviews
After realizing he's Sherlock's first sexual partner, John sets out to make the second (and third) times memorable. [Hollowverse]
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Science of Seduction by Make A Choice. Shine On reviews
In which Sherlock Holmes works at a gay strip club.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,207 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Professor John Watson by TheFellowshipOfOreos reviews
Sherlock is 17 years old and in his first year of university. His four years of high school had been horrible and he's hoping for a fresh new start in uni. What happens when Sherlock falls for a certain biology teacher of his? Johnlock, Teen!Lock. NOT Brit picked.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,973 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
For Science! by reflectiveless reviews
John looses his job and resentfully accepts to be Sherlock's guinea pig for his experiments. Sherlock quickly takes advantage of the situation. John occasionally takes revenge as well. Weird experiments and slash. May be rated higher later.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,843 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Mr Lonely by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock attempts to matchmake Mycroft with Lestrade. Mycroft goes mental. Featuring a constantly swearing Lestrade, a Holmesian inability to remember a certain name, and that one song by Akon.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The First Trip by Phyona reviews
Sherlock and John go on holiday. Sequel to 'The Last Drop' and 'The Temper Between'
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,020 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stray by Phyona reviews
John brings home a puppy.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Walkabout by ScopesMonkey reviews
Sherlock awakens outside of London, with no memory of how he arrived there. [Hollowverse]
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,062 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Tequila and Friends by MrsNoggin reviews
Dr John H. Watson is drunk. But then, it's his birthday, so no one's going to pull him up on it. Least of all Sherlock... Johnlock fluffy smutty one-shot. Rated M for a reason, a very good one!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
On Ice by ScopesMonkey reviews
Sherlock takes John ice skating.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sgain Dubh by Quinn Anderson reviews
Sherlock comes home to find John stood in their sitting room, wearing a kilt. For some reason, that is inexplicably arousing. Kiltlock PWP.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Locked In by Good Old James reviews
Being locked in a confined space with others allows all sorts of things to come to light. Rated M for John's terrible language and things to come... Johnlock, there will soon be a second part, but for now it stands alone as it is.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/30/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Stick to the Script by thisisforyou reviews
COMPLETE! Maybe Sherlock should have guessed that asking John to pretend to tie him to the bed and shag him though the headboard - for a case - wasn't such an intelligent idea. Or, the one in which a femme fatale murder causes Sherlock and John to role-play sex. Repeatedly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,874 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Love Potion number - 9? by Angel10242 reviews
"Tell me again why I'm doing this Sherlock?" "It's for a case John, I told you..." Sherlock gets permission to experiment on John on the pretext of solving a case, although the results aren't quite what either of them expected! Eventual Johnlock, with some fun hiccups along the way.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,029 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.]
Drinking and Smoking and Making Merry by MrsNoggin reviews
Sherlock isn't one for wedding parties. John quite likes them really. Can he change Sherlock's mind?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Evening Ride by ScarlettWatson reviews
John has a series of unexpected meetings with a stranger on the Tube.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,001 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/12/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Ratiocination The Logic Behind a Perfect Coffee by donutsweeper reviews
Sherlock is a barista and known for speaking to his customers bluntly and judging them by their orders, something John finds fascinating. AU
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,981 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In Which Sirius Has A Motorbike and Remus Has A Bit Too Much To Drink by deathishauntedbyhumans reviews
Modern/University AU, Remus and Lily are flatmates, James and Remus are best friends. When James suggests the Remus go drinking with them, the worst that can happen is a little social interaction, right? Remus/Sirius, Wolfstar, Slash. Rated for light slash and heavy themes. Implied abuse, nothing graphic. Now a two-shot because of reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,587 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L.
You Can't Possibly Have Any Reasonable Objections by heresyourstupidjohnlock reviews
It was stupid to get involved with a student in the first place. It was downright idiotic to get attached to them. But somehow, Professor Watson let himself fall in love with Sherlock Holmes anyway. Teenlock/Unilock. Sequel to, "The Appropriate Time to Have Moral Objections."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Thing Is by TSylvestrisA reviews
The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,629 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Detective and His Blogger by High-Functioning Ginger reviews
The Doctor and the Detective sounds like a rubbish romance novel. The Detective and His Blogger has some potential though. Text "snapshots" of John and Sherlock's developing relationship from their admissions of romantic interest to their anniversary and beyond. Smatterings of Lestrade, Mycroft and others. Fluff and sarcasm galore! Rated for minor sexual references and language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 27,991 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
When I See Stars, That's All They Are by iamsiriusblackserious reviews
A collection of one-shots, mostly RLSB, some JPLE. Rating may change later. o25. James asks for Remus' help proposing to Lily...because lesbihonest, he could use all the help he can get. "It's the perfect proposal!" "Yeah - if you want her to say no AND break up with you."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,909 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Appropriate Time to Have Moral Objections by heresyourstupidjohnlock reviews
Most of the time, Professor Watson knows better than to get involved with his students. That is, until Sherlock shows up. Teenlock/Unilock. Explicit.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hair by Evenlodes Friend reviews
They had been lovers for nearly two months, and the hair moratorium was still in place. To John's complete frustration. Another part of the 'geography of a Shared Life' project. Established Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Intoxication Of One Remus Lupin by Lupin3black reviews
What Happens when Remus gets drunk. Wolfstar. SiriusxRemus. Slash. Funny. Well, an attempt at being funny. Review if you like it. Review if you don't. Review if your bored. :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
It's Personal by Mayle reviews
Sherlock goes to a club, disguised as woman in hopes of rooting out a suspect. Instead of his mark, he finds John there. Now it's just one crazy thing after another as he searches for the answers to all the questions. And the questions as well, because he doesn't even know them.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,278 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Babe by Evenlodes Friend reviews
John drops a term of affection at a crime scene, with unforseen results. Part of the 'Geography of a Shared Life' series, vignettes exploring aspects of John and Sherlock's established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Problematic by MrsNoggin reviews
'Sherlock Holmes is fine with problems. More than fine. Problems are his job. More than his job. Problems are his life.' - Sherlock really wants to ask John something. Only, he's not sure what... Written for Good Old James, who requests the most brilliant, if slightly odd, things! RATED M for Johnlock slash and sweariness. Consider yourself warned!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
It's a Kind of Magic by tepid sponge bath reviews
I see a little silhouetto of a man...On a case that takes them out of town, Sherlock, John, and Lestrade deal with what happens to music left in a car for over a fortnight... scaramouche scaramouche will you do the fandango...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
A Study In Love by benaddictedtosherlock reviews
Sherlock had been acting weird, and everyone thought he was just stressed, so he and John go on a trip to Fiji. Yet, what was supposed to be a relaxing vacation from the stresses of detective work only opened the door for much more stress and confusion when John begins to have strange feelings around his colleague, Sherlock Holmes. And Sherlock is still acting strange...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,079 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Exercise by MrsNoggin reviews
Sherlock has an experiment in mind and needs a willing participant. Or not so willing. We'll see. Now rated M for John's deplorable vocabulary and maybe a little sexual tension. Nothing toooooo graphic!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Runway by Deception's Call reviews
Where Sherlock is scouted for a modeling agency, and the whole of Scotland Yard plus John decide to go and watch his first fashion show.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How to shut up Sirius Black by Lupin3black reviews
Remus Lupin just wants to eat his soup.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The unexpected flirt by Lupin3black reviews
SiriusxRemus fluff. Slash. Remus is a closet flirt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Flaunting It by DancingGrimm reviews
Five Times Sherlock Deliberately Made Other People Uncomfortable By Showing Off About His Shiny New Sex Life (And One Time That John Did It Instead)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,388 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Empty Larders by tepid sponge bath reviews
Coming home after a case, John Watson and Sherlock Holmes are a bit high on adrenaline, slightly out of breath...and very, very hungry. The cupboard, unfortunately, is bare. (Written for Challenge 1 of Let's Draw Sherlock.)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Something New by ScopesMonkey reviews
John encourages a bored Sherlock to try something new.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
John, what are these? by TheFellowshipOfOreos reviews
AU. Sherlock wakes up one day to find out that he had been transformed into a girl! He doesn't know what's going on, and neither does John. But if he's going to be a girl for a while; he might as well make himself comfortable. Sherlock is going to experience the things normal girls experience; but how is he going to react? Johnlock. Fem!lock. Read and Review!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,406 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
I'm Standing On Your Porch Screaming Out by Heaven And Above reviews
SB/RL slash, side JP/LE; The Marauders era, a warm and hopefully slightly amusing wolfstar fic.; Title credits: The Lumineers- Stubborn Love. I do not own Harry Potter, characters aren't mine, all rights go to J.K.Rowling. I do not own the image either... "For a smart guy, you're terribly dense; did you know that, Moons?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,724 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Summer Nights by Death'sDarkAngel reviews
An impromptu beach holiday leaves the boys with nothing to do but enjoy their own private stretch of sand and surf—and to finally explore how they truly feel about each other. Rated M for sand in inappropriate places
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,579 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Quidditch Sweaters by rudesventure reviews
Sirius wants Remus to put on his Quidditch sweater. This is Wolfstar, so if you don't like it, don't read it. Enjoy my fellow RLSB shippers. Just one moment with Sirius being somewhat perverse. Other than that, the rating should be good.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
If It Were Otherwise by ScopesMonkey reviews
Sherlock Holmes, criminal genius and greatest business rival to Jim Moriarty, is in need of a doctor with loose morals and a quick trigger finger. Lucky, then, that he has a debtor whose brother is a retired army doctor, recently returned from Afghanistan. AU; John/Sherlock; OCs
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 324,283 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Three Years is a lot of time to think by Evenlodes Friend reviews
Getting used to Sherlock being home again is leaving John emotionally wobbly. And then breakfast at Speedies turns into a romantic revelation.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Extraordinarily Exceptional at Best by Lost Woods reviews
When Sirius accepts employment as professor at a university he never realises that certain choices will morph his entire world into something really, really bad. Or perhaps if he squints, could it in fact be really, really extraordinarily exceptional?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,231 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Moonstruck by emmish reviews
Sherlock misses John on their 1-year anniversary. Established relationship / JohnLock - fluffy, smutty, stand-alone fic in several short chapters. *Addendum* - Sequel in progress!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,546 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Wrong Wagon by DancingGrimm reviews
Molly sees John in a new light and realises that she may have hitched her horse to the wrong wagon...or something like that. John pines for Sherlock and worries what he will think if he ever finds out. And Sherlock doesn't know what Molly's up to...but he knows he doesn't like it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,509 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Masqued in Candlelight by Death'sDarkAngel reviews
Sherlock is forced to attend the Met's annual charity ball without John, who ends up with a last minute emergency at the surgery and is unable to attend. As a result, a mysterious masked stranger seduces the consulting detective on the dance floor. Pure fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hypothetically by Mad Scientist SH reviews
It began as a rhetorical question: how would Sherlock Holmes commit the perfect murder? But when John Watson volunteers himself to be the victim, will the scenario remain hypothetical? Pre-JohnLock! Violent discussions & Dark Humour!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,560 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Alarmed by RosaPotentis reviews
Set after Scandal in Belgravia. John asks Sherlock about Mycroft's snide remarks, and it goes from there. All smut, no plot. Second chapter added by popular demand.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,053 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Take It Off by Death'sDarkAngel reviews
After a puzzling series of murders take place at an all-male review club, Sherlock cons John into going undercover…and the results of the case turn out to be a lot more revealing than he initially bargained for.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,463 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
If This Is Love by KarmicRuffia reviews
It's a small question, asked randomly for no particular reason but for that Sirius is a schemer. Remus/Sirius, Wolfstar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Discovering Inspiration by Make A Choice. Shine On reviews
Something about the lone boy on the edge of campus was unlike anything I had ever seen, in movies or imagination of otherwise. I spent that lunch period watching a ghost, or so he seemed to me. I fell in love.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,020 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Misdialed by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
AU John needs a new phone that doesn't bend time, risk his life, and have a man on the other end who claims to be the world's greatest detective, except that he can't figure out how he accidentally called Dr. Watson instead of his brother. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,100 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Kiss and a Cuddle Should be Sufficient by Evenlodes Friend reviews
Going undercover, Sherlock and John pursue a vicious killer to a gay group sex party. Not unexpectedly, things get a little out of hand. Set after Baskerville, but before the Fall. Lots of M/M sex, don't like, don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,515 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
At Euston Station by DancingGrimm reviews
John discovers the perils of rescuing elderly ladies at train stations.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Some People Have Real Problems by onebigscribble reviews
Sirius Black is rich, going into his last year of school, and has a great group of friends. What is there to worry about? Other than today being the day Sirius plans to tell best mate and fellow marauder Remus Lupin that he loves him. Winner of Jack's Albumfic Challenge on the Twin Exchange Forums. Rated M for language and adult scenes. Contains slash! SB/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,709 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Remus Lupin: BAMF by Sasparilla123 reviews
He's slightly insane, addicted to chocolate and allergic to jam. This is the story of the real Remus Lupin. Marauders-era, eventual slash. ("Are we talking midget rabbits? Are those even real?" asked Sirius. Remus fixed him with an exasperated look. "The term is 'vertically challenged'," he said reprovingly. "We've been over this.")
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,990 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Fully Furnished by Dlvvanzor reviews
When John H. Watson, recently invalidated Army doctor, woke up that morning, he had not expected to come out of his bedroom to discover that his previously-bare flat had magically become fully furnished in the night. Birthday request from Sarah1281!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Come Home by parummortem reviews
John is on a date, but as usual Sherlock just won't stop texting him. He supposes he wasn't really that interested in the date anyway. Sherlock/John text-fic
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This is Different by Living in a fantasy reviews
Sherlock is not a virgin, or attracted to women, but when Irene touches him, something feels different. He isn't sure why that is. He begins to experiment to figure it out, but then John touches him. It is different in so many ways, and he learns that touch has nothing to do with gender. The thing that makes a touch special is the feeling behind it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Case of Identity - The Adventure of the Fake Engagement by jkay1980 reviews
For John, trouble starts when a fake engagement is needed for a case. Keeping things secret turns out to be rather difficult when your brother in law actually is the Britsh Government. Soon enough whole London celebrates the happy event. To make things worse, Sherlock turns out to be a master of seduction and being 'involved' with Sherlock doesn't feel as bad as it should be...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,428 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
No Regrets by KarmicRuffia reviews
Wolfstar (SiriusRemus) SLASH. The Marauders have created hell on Earth once again- or, more like, hell on Hogwarts. But when James suggests a game of Truth or Dare... how will they deal with what happens? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Revolutions, Resolutions, and a Happy New Year by kedgeree reviews
It's New Year's Eve at 221B and love is in the air! Or possibly in the pie. Pre-slash Johnlock, Pre-slash Mystrade. New Year's Eve Fluff & Frivolity, also featuring Molly and Mrs. Hudson.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Angel With A Fiddle by RemyDico5 reviews
On the night before John is to be deployed to Germany, he goes with his mates to a Carnival where he meets an extraordinary man. Written for Chibistarlyte for the Sherlock Secret Santa on Tumblr.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,556 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen by ermagedon
A Christmas story that's a tribute to my favorite characters, the Marauders...An ugly jumper party that takes place at James' house never goes as planned, especially when Remus doesn't want to wear his jumper and Lily and Sirius scheme together. Slash-RL/SB and some JP/LE; rated 'M' for suggestive content like it's going out of style.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B.
I've Just Seen A Face by RemyDico5 reviews
You didn't book Sherlock Holmes; he booked you. You didn't arrange meetings with Sherlock Holmes, he texted you an address and you had better be there on time. Everyone in the fashion world knew how this went. So when John got a text from an unknown number, that said 221B Baker Street, come at once if convenient. –SH, he knew better than to ignore it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I Will Go Down On This Ship by CheerieMahjong reviews
Sherlock and John are sent to go under cover on a gay cruise line to solve and bust a drug trading ring, prepare for awkward, hilarious and embarrassing moments. Sherlock/John or John/Sherlock, Slash, Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,866 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I'm Not Gay by Caidyn reviews
John is tired of people thinking that he and Sherlock are a couple and rationalizes the situation to himself.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Seduction of John S Willoughby by tepid sponge bath reviews
To stop a blackmailer, Sherlock Holmes decides to enter unfamiliar territory. But not before practicing on John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,541 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Not So Silent Night by High-Functioning Ginger reviews
Greg Lestrade receives a call from Sherlock on Christmas Eve. He's been locked up for poking around a crime scene and needs Lestrade to come bail him out. Sherlock ends up spending the night at his place. Some bonding ensues. No Slash. Pre-John!Sherlock. Paternal!Lestrade. Holiday fluff with some slight angst. Rating for language and mention of drug use.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 12/5/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Eight Inches that Changed Everything by XistentialAngst reviews
This was written for the Johnlock Gift Exchange put on by johnlockchallenges on tumblr. It's a gift for splendidsparklingfire and the prompt was "breathless in an alleyway". In this story, Lestrade tells John about something he'd once discovered in Sherlock's flat during a drug bust. That little bit of knowledge changes everything. Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
All the Small Things by lovelyapper reviews
James and Peter give a bunch of rather well thought pointers that might explain why exactly Remus and Sirius can't keep girlfriends. / Rated T because of language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Bubbly on the Orient Express by staceuo reviews
Train 221b - Under pressure from the meet up with my favorite FF Sherlock writers and wonderful friends.I have been coerced into this. First time publishing. Apologies in advance!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Time is a Fine Invention by thisbluepeony reviews
Modern Day AU: Sirius Black expected university to be simple; a medley of moonlight trysts and Good Times. What he didn't expect was the yearning for home, the strains on his friendships, or falling for the hot-tempered History student Remus Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 114,530 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Dreams by dontyouwantit reviews
Remus has been having interesting dreams about one of his best friends. What will he do when said friend confronts him on it? contains hints of smut, and little bit of bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Halloween Party by XistentialAngst reviews
Sherlock and John attend a Halloween party on the trail of a vampire killer - a man who's been seducing his victims and taking all their blood. Sexy costumes, bad puns, hideous danger, frantic sex in hidden place and some Halloween-flavored fluff are all on hand to "treat" you. Boo. Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,928 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Complete
Common People by Moose Juice reviews
Sirius Black is yet another spoilt rich kid at Saint Martin's College. Remus Lupin is the school's Annual Scholarship boy just looking to fit in. Sirius immediately takes a shine to him - but does he just want to sleep with common people? AU. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Can't Let You Steal My Heart by thisisforyou reviews
COMPLETE! Sherlock Holmes has been beaten by precisely four people in his extensive career. John Watson is NOT about to become number five. S/J, rating for ch.14 only. Everything's nice and cheerful and fluffy until it isn't.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,919 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Hit me with your best shot by EyesWideClosed reviews
Remus and Sirius have a rather unique way of settling their arguments. James is sick of it interfering with his sex life. In which James is whipped, Sirius has a god-complex and Remus is a condescending bastard. RLSB, mild JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Flagrant Misconduct and Bubbles by Someone aka Me reviews
In which Sirius is cheeky, Remus is embarrassed and quite exasperated, and Professor McGonagall's mischievous streak is showing. :: Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Possession by Nana-41175 reviews
**COMPLETE!** "I seem to be suffering from delusions of being a vampire." Dr. John Watson has a new patient in hand. It seems like a straightforward case, or is it? Vampire!Sherlock/John Extreme AU. Epilogue and a special chapter, "Love Song" up! Rated M for some Johnlock scenes. Please R&R!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 115,294 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
It Began With A Holiday by I Double Dare You reviews
Remus and his parents are gifted a holiday to Spain by his grandmother. It proves to be more eventful than he ever expected and his self-discovery leads to Sirius noticing a change in him when they return to Hogwarts for their seventh year. SB/RL Remus/MaleOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,832 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Given In Evidence by verityburns reviews
Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,640 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Car Trouble by LittlePlumTree reviews
Sherlock and John "acquire" a car and go shopping. Trouble ensues. But then, trouble always does seem to follow them everywhere. (This is actually based on something that happened to me and my Mum the other day outside a shop. Add one Sherlock and one John, and I had myself a fic. Happy reading!)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hypothetically by EyesWideClosed reviews
Remus Lupin and Lily Evans are dating... hypothetically. In which Remus is bisexual, not a whore. Lily is permanently menstruating. James has a cold-sore, not herpes. Sirius is unusually...serious and Peter is really confused. More so than usual anyway. Contains RLSB. LEJP and mentions of LERL and JPMM for plot purposes of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,568 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Ways to Say Thank You by I Dont Know What Im Doing reviews
A visit from John's mum prompts Sherlock do something unexpectedly nice, in a perfect Sherlock way. Rated M for Smut in the upcoming chapter. JohnLock. Slash/Humor
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,539 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Break My Step And Relent by wincasters reviews
The kidnapper looks completely startled, staring up at John with wild eyes. John understands; he's a small man, himself, and while some would consider that to be a hindrance in a fight, John thinks of it as a tactical advantage.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Measure of a man by EyesWideClosed reviews
James Potter has done it again, fucked up beyond all expectation and this time he's dragged Peter and Sirius along for the ride. As per usual, it's up to Remus to fix his mess and shatter a few skulls along the way. For his own vindictive pleasure of course. RLSB. LEJP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Actions Speak Louder Than Words by ExplosiveRanga95 reviews
One of John's longest running fantasies comes true in the back of a cab comeing home from a case but he gets more than he or Sherlock bargained for.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Between Friends by EyesWideClosed reviews
The Gryffindor common room is a crazy place. Some days are just more crazy than others. In which the entire towers suspicions are confirmed- two of the marauders are shagging and it's the last two anyone suspected. RLSB with mentions of JPLE and Remus/Homework/Patent Leather Shoes. Slightly Crackish- consider yourself warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
I Know by EyesWideClosed reviews
Sirius is frustrated and confused. Remus is quietly furious. Something has to give. RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Great Sex Olympics of 221B by XistentialAngst reviews
John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan to resolve the issue. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences. Follow my m/m romance at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,081 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Moony by Johns-Jumper reviews
Remus is living with Sirius and it's driving poor Padfoot insane. Warning: Smut, slash and more glorious smut. Rated M for a reason. RL/SB. Possible RL/SB/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Warmer, Colder by kedgeree reviews
Sherlock's secret supply has gone missing and he's convinced John has hidden it. John decides to make his search a bit more fun...for himself...by playing a little game. Fluffy pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Threat by I Dont Know What Im Doing reviews
Sherlock doesn't take to losing at trivia very well, he never does. In return John makes The Threat, "One more complaint and you're sleeping on the couch for a week." But decides to have a bit of fun trying to get just one more complaint out of him. JohnLock Rated M for Smut. Slash/Humor.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In Confidence by emma de los nardos reviews
Reason for referral: Sherlock Holmes was admitted to dual diagnosis unit for detox on 27.5.2002, following arrest for intoxication on 26.5.2002. Patient was under the influence of cocaine when he was admitted. Requested single unit. Request granted by special permission.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,035 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Two Simple Sentences by I Dont Know What Im Doing reviews
A chilly flat, a bit of jam and two simple sentences was all it took for John and Sherlock to get into quite a lot of mischief. Future Chapters will include possible kink, lots of jam, very bad boys in public, and a whole mess of other things. And more jam! Rated M for smut. JohnLock, Established relationship, romance/humor.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,939 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
You Can Imagine the Birthday Dinners by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mycroft's lack of actual friends has lead to him invite John to his birthday dinner, which John discovers means spending several hours in a manor with the Holmes family. Maybe if Mr. Holmes would stop with the incredibly personal questions and Grandma Holmes' hands didn't wander quite so much, time would be going by a little faster... Crack, oneshot
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Love, Lettuce and Locke's Single Malt by CuttlefishRock reviews
Lily comes to work at Peter's restaurant, Herbology, under the enigmatic head chef Remus Lupin. A tale of Love, Lettuce and Locke's Single Malt. RLxSB JPxLE *For Sparkling Soul*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,440 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Winning by TopKat reviews
AU, present day; Sirius is an olympic swimmer, Remus is a gymnast. Remus/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,514 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Siriusly Molested by lovelyapper reviews
"I'm just asking a simple question," Sirius said while leaning in. He brushed his fingers on Lupin's chin. "You see, I'm very interested." Remus glared at him and pushed his hand away. "Just because I happen to live with the Wankrauders, it does not mean I am a perverted duffer like the three of you." / Rated M. One-shot, almost without a plot. Dub-con.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,708 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Baked Goods by High-Functioning Ginger reviews
A pointlessly fluffy one shot in which John, Mrs. Hudson and Sherlock bake, have a food fight and interact like the strange little family that they are.Just for fun really. Very light slash towards the end - can be read as friendship fic if you like.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In So Many Words by mazarin reviews
Wine and a post-case high lead to some an interesting conversation and even more of an interesting night. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Radiant by atasteofarmageddon reviews
Sherlock-y romance, clueless John, a deep conversation and a first kiss over morning coffee. Second part of my Dogtags!verse. Follows Five times but only includes a few references to that story, so it can be read alone.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Detective and the PinUp by XistentialAngst reviews
When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Welcome Distraction by anxiously-awaiting reviews
At a crime scene, Sherlock discovers a practical and enjoyable use for his doctor - and it's not case-related. Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Mission! by Captain Boo Bear reviews
James makes it his mission to get Remus laid. But it's a little late for that. Sirius/Remus/Sirius sbrlsb
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Beautiful by Feminist Flo Rida reviews
Sleeping with Sherlock Holmes was the most beautiful thing John Watson had ever done. Slash, PWP.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Five times by atasteofarmageddon reviews
... someone noticed John's dog tags around Sherlock's neck, and one time John saw them. Just a stupid excuse to write a Johnlock hug. Pre-relationship, I suppose, but there are definitely butterflies in both their stomachs.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Ends by TopKat reviews
'It is a truth universally acknowledged', the note began, and Remus winced at his desk, almost certain he knew where this was going. Sirius' messy, maddening script continued; 'That Remus Lupin is in possession of a perfect arse.' He put the paper down.' Remus/Sirius. Marauders era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Magic, Mischief and Mayhem by RemyDico5 reviews
There is a tradition that when a member of the British Aristocracy becomes eligible for marriage, three suitors are sent from the neighboring countries Ireland, Scotland and Wales to try and win his hand in marriage. Sherlock Holmes has the misfortune of being the right age to marry.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,986 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Operation Inked by Quinn Anderson reviews
John has a tattoo, and Sherlock won't rest until he's seen it. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,049 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/10/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Just Friends? by PaperPrince reviews
In which John accidentally has an affair without knowing it. Or how Sarah learns the hard way why it's a bad idea to try and date colleagues. Established Johnlock AU. Can be seen as a stand alone fic or squeal to 3,554 miles
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/7/2012 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Night Swimming by QueenyMidas reviews
Remus and Sirius go swimming. Well, Sirius goes swimming and Remus is of the mentality that once someone had spoiled their diet with a cookie, or ruined their school clothes with lake water, they might as well go all the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
To Where You Are by Witch Nova reviews
John is struggling to deal with Sherlock's death but mysterious messages call him to Ireland and he follows the trail to find something he never expected.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,671 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sleeping Under The Stars by Carrot-Bunny reviews
The Marauders are sleeping under the stars in Remus' backyard during the summer holidays. Sirius can't fall asleep and Remus finds himself with a sleeping bag partner. Wolfstar, rated T for a few goodnight kisses. R/R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Temper Between by Phyona reviews
Sequel to 'The Last Drop': Sherlock and John catch a fever.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,532 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Assumptions and Clarifications by PaperPrince reviews
Updated! When Sherlock starts acting strange around the yard, everyone fears the worst and assumes he is back on drugs. A impromptu drugs bust soon tells them otherwise... Warnings fic contains references to drug use and mentions of slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
3,554 miles by PaperPrince reviews
AU Bored and lonely Sherlock starts a long distance friendship with one Captain John Watson. Things quickly develop and they start dating... slash! Rated M for mentions of past abuse, swearing and smut!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,650 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 219,866 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 2,587 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
The Seduction of Dr John Watson by XistentialAngst reviews
John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,193 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Caught by Michaela Rachel Katrina reviews
Remus and Sirius get caught in the act by Lily and James
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
John's Broken Laptop by I Dont Know What Im Doing reviews
Waiting on hold for tech support turns out to be more enjoyable than John expected. JohnLock, Established relationship, romance/humor. Rated M for a reason.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Science of Seduction by anxiously-awaiting reviews
While working on a case, Sherlock witnesses John seducing answers out of a murder suspect. Finding John's technique to be all wrong, he takes it upon himself to show John how it's really done. Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Merman and the Wizard by AngelUpSideDownCake reviews
Remus, a merman, finds Sirius beneath Black Lake one day as he explores the lake after losing a bet with his friends. After saving him from a grindylow, the two find themselves strangely enamored. Hard M. Slash. RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Solar System According To Sherlock Holmes by chadders reviews
A short ficlet in which Sherlock is not quite as arrogant as John thinks and a torch is involved.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Wrestling does the trick by Beatlebug reviews
In which Sirius seduces Remus to a bit of wrestling to decide who should top. M-rated for language and implied action. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Hedgehog's Dilemma by tsukinoblossom reviews
Or: The five times John went on terrible dates, and the one time he stayed home instead.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,379 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Use Your Imagination by thisisforyou reviews
"John. Why are you looking at a picture that's clearly intended to be me mid-coitus?" Smutty Johnlock oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Their First Meeting by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock and John met before A Study In Pink…but still at St. Bart's.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
HeadSpace Suggestibility by tsukinoblossom reviews
Sherlock decides to torment Mycroft while testing and stretching his abilities.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
HeadSpace Out of my Head by tsukinoblossom reviews
Somewhat AU, in which Sherlock has an uncanny ability and John is unsurprisingly accepting. Chapters 3, 9, and 11 contain explicit content, the subsequent chapters may refer to it but are not explicit.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,333 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In Which Sirius Black is Sick of Hearing About by deaduser1294 reviews
-Lily Evans' Toes: A first year named Ned Klong is unfortunate enough to say that James Potter LIKES Lily Evans. Sirius gets upset, Remus gets frustrated,things happen,and poor old Ned is caught in the middle of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Control, Alt, Delete by Mirith Griffin reviews
If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,739 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Foreseeable Future by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sherlock might not be overly skilled at this whole 'romance' thing. Johnlock, fluff, oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Persuading Remus Lupin by NineteenTwentyone reviews
Remus has lived a solitary life for two years, and he likes it that way. Then he meets Sirius Black, who tries to persuade him to vote for Millicent Bagnold but ends up persuading him some risks are worth taking. AU Oneshot, RemusxSirius slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Spectacular Views by blackkisbackk reviews
Sirius Black is an elite New Yorker, and Remus Lupin is his yard worker. Their relationship turns into more than this, however, when neither of them can control their attraction to the other. Non-magic AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,206 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Whatever Revs Your Engine by tsukinoblossom reviews
When a case takes John and Sherlock to a garage filled with classic cars, Sherlock discovers a new kink of the good doctor's
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Lake, The Dance and The Bet by PrioritiesSorted reviews
Sirius naturally expected everyone to want him, so they did. Unfortunately, that included his fellow Marauder, who shook his head and focused his gaze elsewhere, regretting it immediately.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Orchard by DancingGrimm reviews
When a case takes Sherlock to a famous brothel, things don't go to plan, and he unexpectedly meets somebody rather interesting. AU
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,340 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Upon Further Inspection by tsukinoblossom reviews
John finally learns what it's like to be under the sharp gaze of Sherlock's pocket magnifier.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Morning after by change-it-all reviews
John and Sherlock's lives are turned upsidown when they wake up handcuffed together outside Buckingham Palace and a video from last nights drunken party is leaked
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,446 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
When in Rome by tsukinoblossom reviews
Sherlock and John head to Bermuda for a case and John decides their wardrobe needs to "go local", so to speak. Turns out Bermuda shorts are much more flattering on a short, muscular man than they are on a tall lanky one. Humour and fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Three Things by bugby reviews
There are three things that Remus John Lupin is always in the mood for... RLSB Oneshot, smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Adventure Of The Consulting FiveYearOld by chadders reviews
An unseen blog post of John H Watson's. John tries to teach Sherlock about sentiment - through Disney, of course. Set between Hounds and Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Holiday Surprise by Jane Buz-Jane reviews
Sirius brings Remus on a holiday date. AU. Smut. No, really. That's the whole story. R/S, oneshot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
This Charming Kink by XGlamorousxGlueX reviews
A series of one shots where Remus and Sirius enjoy the joys of kinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,125 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L.
A few doors down by PaperPrince reviews
AU John can't help falling in love with the violinist next door... Warning Slash fic with Solo smut!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/21/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Animal by Jael McHale reviews
An AU Remus and Sirius song fic inspired by Nickelback's Animal. One Shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Bizarre Tales of A Teenage Genius by fro-baby reviews
Sherlock Holmes doesn't have friends. John/Sherlock boarding school AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,025 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Chasing Shadows by InkySpectacles reviews
Post-Reichenbach, NON-ANGSTY. Not much, at least. Moriarty tried to burn Sherlock's world; now he will know what it's like to burn. BAMF Sherlock and John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Moonies by deaduser1294 reviews
In which Sirius wants to talk about Moonies, and Remus wants James' transfiguration notes. One thing leads to another and Sirius learns about what Moonies do in their free time. *ahem snog ahem*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Pax americana by emma de los nardos reviews
As John is preparing to leave 221B, Sherlock forces his hand with a surprise trip to NYC. But will Sherlock ever understand sentiment? Will John trust Sherlock not to harm him? NOW COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,442 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
And On To Something New by wincasters reviews
John's made a few friends in New Scotland Yard ever since Sherlock swirled into his life, which is precisely how he knows that everyone at the NSY is under the impression that he and Sherlock have been shagging for years.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by Vash The Humanoid Sunshower reviews
For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,623 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Adventures in a Muggle Supermarket by templeg reviews
or, One Armchair, One Jar Of Evil And Rather Too Much Feminine Hygiene. Remus and Sirius get lost in a Muggle supermarket, MWPP-era, Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
On the Eve of the Full by WillowDream203 reviews
Sex with a werewolf on the eve of the full wasn't Sirius' best idea ever. RATED M FOR A REASON. Slashy boyxboy. Explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,253 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Last Drop by Phyona reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,060 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Counseling For A Detective And A Doctor by TChallaInTheBathTub reviews
Prompt: A neighbor called the police when Sherlock shot the wall. Sherlock and john got arrested/questioned for domestic violence and end up in marriage counseling. Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lepidopterophobia by chadders reviews
"Sherlock, what exactly is it in the kitchen?" There was no answer and John wasn't about to go and make himself look nervous over what was probably a mouse or a spider.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Christmas Spirit by SCWLC reviews
James decides to give Sirius to Remus as a Christmas present. Yes, it's slash, no, I won't do any more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2012 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Utterly Mad by WitchOfDarkness13 reviews
The day in which one Sirius Orion Black and one Remus John Lupin scare all of Hogwarts, a group of Aurors, and a couple of Healers before breakfast. Inspired by "They're Coming to Take Me Away" by Dr. Demento.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Pet Names by High-Functioning Ginger reviews
Sherlock did not just call him "sweetie" at a crime scene. He couldn't have. Yet judging by the looks on Donovan and Lestrade's faces he had indeed. Sherlock is affectionate and John is confused. Established relationship. Fluff
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
dickweenie by Jim from IT reviews
Sherlock leaned in close to John's luscious ear and whispered seductively "Jawn. Jawn. I'm inside of you," Sherlock paused most dramatically "With my dick-weenie." Sherlock finished with a flourish.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Silver and Bullets by that1girl2 reviews
:: Something breaks between Remus and Sirius in their 5th year... but during the summer, something happens to Remus that changes everything... :: Hurt/Comfort/Romance :: Marauder Adventure plot-twist ::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,008 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/29/2011 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Nicked all his Smurfs? Broke his Action Man? by chadders reviews
What exactly are these old resentments between Sherlock and Mycroft? Features young!Holmes Brothers.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Words by Fangirls by Shacklebolt's Mistress reviews
Newest chapters are two of the first words I was given SUPERCILIOUS and SHRUBBERY for Enaid Mora . So far I have about A MILLION words to work on. More posted soon!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 24,136 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Tartan Tribulations by RightToRemainSilent reviews
In which Remus' clothes mysteriously disappear, McGonagall is surprisingly collected and Sirius is, as usual, insufferable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Great Game by thisisforyou reviews
It's a complicated game, but he's had plenty of practice. Don't kid yourself: he IS smart. Fraud!Sherlock. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Spin the Bottle by Jagger3 reviews
It's chirstmas with the Marauders! A fun night of drinking turns into a game of truth or dare mixed with spin the bottle. Rated M for yaoi, strip teasing, bondage, and boyish attitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Texts from the supermarket by highfunctioning-homosapien reviews
John is busy at the clinic and has asked Sherlock to do some shopping. It seems that this is one thing Sherlock isn't a genius at. Credit to Gatiss, Moffat, Conan Doyle etc who own Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Breathing Work Of Art by I Double Dare You reviews
Sirius knows that his own is a technical beauty. But to him, he has nothing on Remus. There is something more profound than mere technical beauty when it comes to Remus and Sirius is determined to capture it. Established Sirius/Remus Pre-Azkaban
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,247 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Whoever said beds were made for two by Red Roses Turn White reviews
And the full title: Whoever said bed's were made for two was kidding themselves. Threesome with my favorite Marauder boys; Remus, Sirius and James. Yaoi smut. Pure and simple. Enjoy :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Coffee Stains by oony reviews
As a hired hit man, Sirius Black's new target is dangerous to the Death Eaters' motives. The only thing he knows is age, gender, location, and the condition of werewolf. But that's not going to help him at an all werewolf school. AU. Mild slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,249 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Waiting For John by LadyNyxRavus reviews
Having worked with New Scotland Yard for a year, imagine the team's surprise when they find out the incomparable Sherlock Holmes has an actual boyfriend? Can you even imagine the freakish, alien, weirdo he must be to put up with Sherlock all the time?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 345 - Published: 1/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Price of Fame by Lastew reviews
Written for a prompt: Now that John and Sherlock are an internet phenomenon, fan sites devoted to them are cropping up. What happens when they find a few? And how will they react to fan fiction that pairs them together? Pre-slash to slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,460 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Intolerable Ludicrous Incredible by gwenweybourne reviews
Sherlock must resolve an intolerable situation. John is driving him to distraction, the Work is suffering, and there is only one solution to be had. Some minor SiB spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,961 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dangerous Assumptions by Coragyps reviews
Sherlock attempts to discover what he wants and needs from John. Also, keep them both from getting killed. And also cover up a murder ...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,867 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Smooth by tsukinoblossom reviews
Sherlock finds himself wondering why so many people in porn shave their pubic hair. John decides to show him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What You Mean to Me by Lastew reviews
When John told Sherlock he was moving out, Sherlock couldn't tell him that he has feelings for John. Instead, he got drunk. What happens when John comes home and Sherlock's filter is offline?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
That Sirius Black Thing by TheGreenEyedIdiot reviews
Remus/Sirius. Just something I had on my computer - quite sexy but no lemons as of yet. Remus lusting after Sirius A LOT which is always nice :D Enjoy folks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Joy Of Breaking Rules by I Double Dare You reviews
It was a game they played. In the common room, the Grand Hall, the classrooms, outside and in the library. Especially the library. And the best part of playing this game was breaking the rules. Marauder era. Sirius/Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Study in Text by Lawliet's Angel reviews
Sherlock leaves for a case without John. These are the texts they send. Eventual Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Lie Gets Halfway Around the School by MidniteMarauder reviews
...Before the Truth Has a Chance to Get Its Pants On. When a potions incident leaves Remus up the proverbial creek, life at Hogwarts quickly takes a turn for the worse—or perhaps for the better, if Sirius has any say in the matter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,082 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Anything You Can Do by PantyDragon reviews
A bit of non-crack, non-slash humor, focusing on the "domestic" relationship between John and Sherlock and some of the facepalm-type moments they have together. Rated T so I can freely employ some Sweary!John and maybe some SexuallyOblivious!Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,531 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
This Christmas by RemyDico5 reviews
John tries to get Sherlock into the Christmas Spirit
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,488 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science by CKerased reviews
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science, and 1 Time John Kissed Him. Sherlock convinces John to take place in a few kissing sessions... for science!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Always Less by bad wolfs coming reviews
AU. Instead of facing a single corrupt wizard, the Marauders face an entirely corrupt government. After rescuing Remus from a werewolf containment facility, a relationship between him and Sirius Black develops. This is their story. SBRL, JPLE, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,636 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L.
A Study in Sherlock by Ariane DeVere reviews
Sherlock asks an awkward question, and John struggles to answer helpfully without revealing his hidden feelings towards his flatmate.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Twelve Days of Chaos by Heart of Spellz reviews
Remus would like it known, documented, and carved in stone that there is not one single thing Sirius sent him which he asked for. Not one! Though, that one thing would probably come in handy…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Little Laughter, Bit of Soap by Heart of Spellz reviews
Of course he can find Remus. The brave, handsome, charming Sirius Black can do whatever he sets his mind to. Doesn't matter he's running round like a headless, panicked house elf, or that the entire castle seems to have gone mad. He can do it; he will.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,623 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Romantic Education by Evenlodes Friend reviews
In which Sherlock discovers romantic movies, candle light and dancing, and decides to try out his new knowledge on John. Just a bit of gratuitous fluff. Now complete. The much-promised smutty ending will follow as a separate story.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,675 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In Which There Are Kittens by StoneWingedAngel reviews
"Sherlock, I can't have been out more than an hour – how on earth have you managed to procure half a dozen kittens in that space of time?"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chocolate Cravings by WillowDream203 reviews
This is what happens when Sirius actually reads. SMUT. SEX. BOYXBOY. MILD BONDAGE. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Get a Room by PrettyArbitrary reviews
There are some things a man doesn't want to know about his brother, no matter how fond he is of spy cameras. Slash relationship and gratuitous discussion of sex, thank you Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
First Night Out by verityburns reviews
As John recovers from the effects of a brutal kidnapping, he and Sherlock attend the Yarders' Christmas Party. There are... 'developments' on the dance floor... Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Poem by Mariposa en Arrullo reviews
High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,659 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Just Pretend by RemyDico5 reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fake a sexual encounter so everyone will stop asking if they're together. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hold On To Your Friends by XGlamorousxGlueX reviews
In which James is a paranoid, nosy bastard and Remus and Sirius show him just why or why not they should be left alone. RL/SB/JP Threesome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Untouchable by CKerased reviews
Sherlock bets John that he can talk him into a climax without any sort of physical stimulus. John accepts the challenge. Established relationship. Slash. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Things James Potter Didn't Need To See by templeg reviews
Or James Potter and the 'MERLIN'S PANTS, WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING ANY PANTS' James walks in on Remus and Sirius, seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Understandably Questionable Circumstances by CuttlefishRock reviews
An account of why Sirius was found in bed with his best friend's heavily pregnant wife one morning by his lover and his best friend in completely innocent, but understandably questionable circumstances. JPxLE SBxRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,794 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Pride and Prejudice, or First Impressions by Cryptic Nymph reviews
Can you really trust your first impressions? An adaptation of the simply wonderful novel, by the genius Jane Austen.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,962 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Build to Last by BookOfXcentric reviews
It's visitation day and everyone's parents have come to Hogwarts. The Marauders are in charge of dinner entertainment. Bad idea! They put up a muggle play. Contains Profound Swearing, mild SB/RL. Bad Sum
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Cuddle Factor by McKinney-Wylis reviews
John's headed for a night on the town and Sherlock's pouting inexplicably. Now what could be going through the great detective's mind? M for m/m sexual situations and some language.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,345 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sun And Moon by Xarra reviews
Remus/Sirius one-shot. Remus has realised that as a werewolf he has a mate... M rated for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,498 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Click of the K by Ariane DeVere reviews
Inspired by the way that Sherlock occasionally loudly clicks the 'k' at the end of words – "Wounded in action; suntan ... Afghanistan or IraQ"; "Bad news for brain worK"; and "Not much cop, this caring larK".
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Top Tips to Keep him Keen by tsukinoblossom reviews
Sherlock worries his fairly new relationship is in trouble. He goes to Mrs. Hudson for advice. Mrs. Hudson apparently goes to Cosmopolitan magazine for advice. Fluffy and silly, but not as cracky as it sounds. Rated T for cursing and insinuations of sex.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Realizations by j'ecrive.en.anglais reviews
John/Sherlock; how each character reacts when they find out. So far; Sherlock, Anderson, not!Anthea, Mycroft, Harry, John's mum, Molly, Lestrade, and 2 receptionists at the clinic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,785 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - [Sherlock H., John W.]
Five Times Sherlock Had Coffee by verityburns reviews
...and one time he had John instead. SUMMARY: Overseas on a case with his blogger and friend, Sherlock finds that thoughts which are easily suppressed amid the distractions of London are becoming increasingly difficult to ignore... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Thaxted by tsukinoblossom reviews
Sherlock plays the violin for John on a perfect calm afternoon
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fit to be Tied by tsukinoblossom reviews
Sherlock's undone bowtie prompts John to do something very inappropriate at a formal function
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
For a Case by CKerased reviews
Sherlock convinces John to come to a gay bar with him to get information for a murder case. When Sherlock begins getting a bit too friendly with one possible witness, John intervenes. Jealous!John. SherlockxJohn Rated K for an f-bomb.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A kiss with words behind it by tsukinoblossom reviews
Sherlock comes home to find John upset and tries his best to do something about it. A bit of angst, a bit of fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Jealous of your Cigarette by tsukinoblossom reviews
Sherlock finds out John has an unexpected and unhealthy kink. Nothing explicit.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Neuroplasticity by Evenlodes Friend reviews
Sherlock's new experiment in Neurology involves John removing his shirt. A one-off adventure in gratuitous fluff. Please review.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In Which Remus is Bread by chadders reviews
Full title: In which Sirius is a burger, James is cheese, Peter is the gherkin and Remus is bread. Sirius explains how the Marauders 'work' - with food analogies. JP/LE & pre-SB/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Marauders, Sirius B. - Complete
Property Of: by Evenlodes Friend reviews
When John demonstrates his fighting skills on a counterfeiting case, Sherlock is suddenly overcome with desires he never expected. Desperate for comments please!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,935 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sleeping Habits by orphanedacc reviews
Remus has made a habit of sleeping in Sirius' bed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
I Wanna Take You to a Gay Bar by Mariposa en Arrullo reviews
Probably done before- Sherlock and John go to a gay bar- for a case! Sexy dancing, UST, and a happy ending, of course : R and R greatly appreciated!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,078 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Things You Hide by verityburns reviews
Sherlock and John have been working and living together for nearly a year, each finding the other's friendship to be the one thing they would not risk or want to live without. Until something happens to disturb the status quo... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 89 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of wolves and Riches by Wyverx-Dragon reviews
6th year. Remus is a Beauxbaton, filthy rich and arrogant... Or is he. What happens when he comes to Hogwarts? Slash! Remus/Sirius in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,945 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Cleaning by LittlePlumTree reviews
The dorm is a mess, and Remus has had it up to here. What happens when he puts his foot down and orders a spring clean?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
lets call in sick by parakeetwuvs reviews
Remus found a verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry special book.:P reviews are love. :D slash in later chapters. wawa chap 10 up! 3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,444 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
All By Myself by Dr. Mills and Boon Esq reviews
Remus is home alone so he gets a bit tipsy and resigns himself to a lonely, loveless existence whilst dancing on a table. Little does he realise he is being watched... TWOSHOT SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Many Mornings After by lene-anschutz reviews
Neither of them can remember what happened last night, but it can be quite easily deduced. John comes to some realisations and Mycroft wins a bet.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,909 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Common Grounds by couchbarnacle reviews
John Watson is working at Holmes Manor for the summer and is caught up in the whirlwind that is Sherlock Holmes. Teen AU. Eventual M/M
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,743 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Treating You Right by Dawl92 reviews
Sirius, of course he's the spoiled rich young man. Remus, of course he's the sweet,understanding...wait no not in this. Sirius get's a kick in his royal bum when he gets a new "maid" named Remus Lupin. The out spoken, loving, and real bad boy of the story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,675 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L.
On a Different Note by thisisforyou reviews
John and Sherlock have an understanding. Do they? Or are they singing completely different tunes? John/Sherlock, in a manner of speaking. COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Slight Misunderstanding by Coragyps reviews
In which I, John Watson, manage to accidentally convince my flatmate I'm in love with him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,392 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Misdiagnosis by emma de los nardos reviews
I'm just having some fun with the DSM - couldn't resist it when Sherlock called himself a sociopath. Now, why would such a brilliant man get his own diagnosis wrong? John Watson wanted to find out, and so did I.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Study in Pubgoers Revised by CKerased reviews
Sherlock is educating John in how to analyze people and their motives at a local pub. One regretted question on John's part may lead Sherlock to figure out a bit of information that the doctor had intended to keep to himself. John/Sherlock. Preslash.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Importance of Eating Meals by skyremains reviews
John asks Sherlock to text him what he had for lunch/dinner when he's in the surgery so John can keep track of Sherlock's eating habits. Of course Sherlock would ask John to text him his lunch/dinner because it's only fair. Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,947 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 205 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Apartment by Nessa's Night reviews
Short and due sequel to 'Studying'. What happens to Remus and Sirius after that fateful day in their dormroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Wooing Of Sirius Black by Tomo Potter reviews
When Remus Lupin's secret crush is discovered, James decides that naturally the only thing to do is help his young friend woo the man of his dreams. Nothing for poor Remus is ever as simple as it seems though... RLSB OCRL JPRL slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,566 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Pink Shirt of Domesticity by skyremains reviews
or The Day John Decided He Didn't Mind Doing the Housework . The origin story of Sherlock's new pink shirt set within a window into home life at 221B Baker Street. Domestic fluff/preslash if you like. Part 1 of The Smaller Deductions series.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Let's Dance to Joy Division by TangerineFields reviews
The Marauders head down to the pub. Debauchery, terrible renditions of the Beatles and strutting through flower beds ensure that James' sleepy Surrey home is sufficiently scandalised. RemusxSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Something New by XGlamorousxGlueX reviews
In which Remus wants to try something different and Sirius is a bit lost, as usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Reunions, Rowdiness and Phone Calls by Jennistar1 reviews
John goes on a school reunion and gets drunk. Sherlock solves some crimes and gets some interesting phone calls.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 88 - Published: 5/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Of Wings and Love by ultraviolet128 reviews
Cracky, AU, probably OOC, slashy insanity - basically, Sherlock has wings. Like, massive feathery wings, attached to his shoulders. And he might be in love with John. T for mentions of child abuse and depressing stuff. Better than it sounds, I promise! :D
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,009 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Hidden Talent by HellishHope reviews
Set after the final battle, Sirius and Remus are living together. Remus' attempts to find a good hobby present Sirius when an *unique* opportunity. Slash and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Perfectly Plausible Romance by MandyAnn reviews
Remus thinks that books lie too much when it comes to love. He's feelings things for his friend Sirius, and he feels like it could never live up to the tragic and beautiful standards of fictional love. But dammit, that doesn't mean he's giving up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
U R I? by voldemortsfanfiction reviews
In which a prank goes wrong and someone starts to act like Sirius.And he had thought it would be such a great idea.Well, it partly had been,who doesn't want to see Peter proclaming his love to Lily?..expcept for Jame.Okay, it had gone terrebly wrong SBxRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,493 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Uncovery by lege et lacrima reviews
Being a Marauder can be terribly hazardous. Especially when Sirius Black dives under your duvet whilst you're naked. Remus/Sirius, rated for language and some sexytimes. Oh my! -Lacrima-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The All American Rejects by Jenna822 reviews
*Novel - Modern AU* Sirius Black has never truly cared about anything in his life. His top priority was having fun. When he meets Remus Lupin, he may discover there are some things worth caring about. *Remus/Sirius and James/Lily* Cᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 98,543 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Bit Backwards by LOVEZINKSY reviews
Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Forty Three Days by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock doesn't have sex on a case. This one lasts six weeks, or forty-three days to be exact. UST abound!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Auto Incorrect by AristaHolmes reviews
Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Teaching Sherlock A Lesson by Jennistar1 reviews
John gets jealous. Sherlock doesn't. Yeah right.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 94 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 3,315 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 2,695 - Follows: 358 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tattoos by nyssa123 reviews
Sherlock discovers John's tattoo. Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Complete
The Troubles of Marriage Counselling by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 124 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The House of Jewels by Crazy4Moony reviews
Remus has a whole different side to him that no one’s ever seen — Hogwarts purifies his soul in more ways than one, but when the Blacks decide to spend their holidays in Paris, Remus’ hopes of keeping his secret get shattered. Maybe it’s for the best?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Alien Abduction Blues by Silver Pard reviews
Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 102 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
I'd Ship That by Captain Boo Bear reviews
Sirius, captain of the Marauders, goes on a drunken escapade to kidnap his brother... Then decides he'd prefer his brother's tutor, Remus. Swashbuckling slash-y goodness for all! SBRLSB SiriusRemusSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Texts From Last Night by LOVEZINKSY reviews
99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 150 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Money, Love & Bloody Murder by Captain Boo Bear reviews
Money replaces magic AU. Sirius is expected to continue his family line with a suitable girl; Remus is a new scholarship student with a dark past and a dangerous secret; James... is still stalking Lily. SBRL/RLSB. UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,788 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Retail Therapy by TangerineFields reviews
Remus realises why shopping and Sirius don't mix. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 110 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Masquerade Party by Miss Pessimistic reviews
A/U: Remus isnt a Marauder yet;Remus attends the Masquerade Party, to be himself. Sirius is drawn to this masked man, but when he leaves early, he is determined to find him, at all stakes. SB/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,481 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.
An Arbitrary Celebration of Staying Alive for Anot by ardenteurophile reviews
All John wants is a night down the pub with all his friends for his birthday, but Sherlock's having none of it. Written for a friend's birthday! Pre-slash J/W, ish.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Monster by Maybe the Moon reviews
"And just what is the plan, Sherlock?" John shouted. "Go to prison? You assaulted a police officer – no court won't convict you." He ran a hand over his face. "What could possibly be worth risking your freedom?"
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,039 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/7/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A habit by pumpie2 reviews
After a fight John goes missing. Sherlock must pick up the pieces when John worst habit picks up again. eventual SLASH. First time fic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,258 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
This Is What He Does For Fun by nyssa123 reviews
Sherlock and John go to the pub after a long day and Sherlock realizes that the man sitting next to them is a serial killer. He then proceeds to tell everyone how he knows. Written for a prompt on the LJ kinkmeme.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Love is a Battlefield by Jenna822 reviews
*Short Story* Bunnies, werewolves and Padfoot - oh my! Jealousy runs wild in this battle for the affection of one, Remus Lupin. Can Sirius handle the choice - Love or Nothing? *Remus/FemaleOC and Remus/Sirius* Cᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,123 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The One Where John Goes On Conference by Jennistar1 reviews
John goes on conference to get away from Sherlock, but that's never going to be easy now, is it? Friendship fic!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/27/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Wizard Beat by eprime reviews
Hogwarts-Era. Sirius is a fanboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,448 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Three Ways Sherlock Conformed to His Stereotype by Jennistar1 reviews
"It's a hat." / Urge to roll eyes, quashed. "Yes. I can see that." / "It's called a deerstalker."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Friday Night, Or: How Not To Hunt For Suspects by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock and John go and hunt down a suspect. On a Friday night. In a gay club. Which John knows well…mild S/J but only mild.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Abhorring the Dull Routine of Existence by ardenteurophile reviews
Or, a Week Spent on Artificial Stimulants. Sherlock overdoses on Red Bull, much to John's dismay. Spin-off fic set before the events of "You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners". Pre-slash if you squint, but can be read as gen.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Plan by Blind Author reviews
John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 85 - Published: 9/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tuesday Morning by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sherlock dreads Tuesday morning. Also: brains.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry Or Fighting Over John Watson by Jessa7 reviews
Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 179 - Published: 8/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Chow Mein, Deductions and Realisations by Jennistar1 reviews
Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 193 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 2,563 - Follows: 300 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
The Omen of the Glowing Textbook by klemonademouth reviews
Remus' book is glowing, and it won't stop. APPARENTLY it's an omen of death, disease, misfortune, or... love? And Sirius swears he has nothing to do with it. Oneshot. SLASH RL/SB RemusxSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Ignotism by Silver Pard reviews
They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/14/2010
Not the jealous type by Charlotte Lazarus reviews
Slash. SB/RL. "Jealousy is all the fun you think they had." -Erica Jong
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Making love to your pillow by Beatlebug reviews
What if one can't get what he wants? What is one's pillow smells like the one he wants? Shall he make love to his pillow? Remus is getting a little desperate. First chapter, more to follow
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,621 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
30 Days by Tomo Potter reviews
Remus is sick of the assumptions. Sirius has a brilliant idea to prank the whole school. But how brilliant is it really, and will their friendship survive? RLSB SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,833 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Crossing Lines by 88silverkeys reviews
SLASH Sirius Black: always crossing lines and breaking rules, but he is driven to cross new lines with the new DADA teacher. RLSB SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,839 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Wind by klemonademouth reviews
In which James realizes something about his friend Remus. Oneshot. Implied RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Nameless by GOLD fish 945 reviews
Sirius wakes up every night at about three in the morning for weeks. After a night in the Hospital Wing, he sets out to figure out why he continuously wakes up with a strange, uncomfortable feeling, and what Remus has to do with it. RLSB SLASH, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A E S C by TheShyMonster reviews
Every year Sirius is faced with the horrors of A.E.S.C, and what it does to Remus, but the werewolf is one step ahead of him and won't let him ruin his after Easter fun. Cute and hopefully funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Gardener of Godric's Hollow by Risu-chan14 reviews
Remus loses his job and decides to become the Potters’ housekeeper. Meanwhile, Sirius is in desperate need of help in order to snag the so called love of his life. Will dating lessons from Remus be exactly what he needs? eventual slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,520 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
More than Accommodating by dracosoftie reviews
They had been absolutely daft to think their absence wouldn’t be noted. Sirius/Remus, Marauder-era. Warnings for slash, exhibitionism, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Snip by cheek25 reviews
AU, all-American. James and Sirius are up-and-coming hairstylists who own Snip in NYC. Slash, SB/RL with a side of JP/LE. Do read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,279 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
What Overreacting Can Lead To by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
Sirius may have been overreacting about what he saw up in the dorm, or maybe not, but who else can make it better other than Remus? Lol. Warning, this is rated M for a reason people. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Les Yeux du Loup by DragonDi reviews
An ancient spell robs Remus Lupin of his human mind and memory, leaving only the wolf. Can Sirius Black help him find his way back to his humanity? Eventual RL/SB slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,130 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Control Issues by Renai-chan reviews
When Sirius and Remus accidentally stumble into the parlor, Draco decides to use the opportunity to his full advantage and full pleasure. SMUT, SLASH AND ALL THAT! You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,528 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Romantic Sap by yodawolf reviews
Due to some irregular and unfortunate circumstances, Remus is left alone with his peppy inner romanticist, who begins to say some interesting things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
You Can't Always Get What You Want by Veracityrules reviews
Padfoot, Wormtail and Prongs know that Moony is gay. But what they don't know is that this 7th year Gryffindor has a secret boyfriend and how will a certain 'straight' canine animagus react when he discovers them in a compromising position? MWPP: MM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,473 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The RAA: Remus Admirers Anonymous by rry reviews
Sirius is the president of the 'RAA'. It was a joke at first, but then it got serious. RLSB SBRL slash I hope it's better than it sounds, I think it is anyway. First part in the 'CLUB' series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,690 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Good Girls and Boys Go Bad by yodawolf reviews
We all know that Sirius makes the good girls go bad. But who knew about the boys...? Will be slash. RLSB!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Meet the boss by Dione-chan reviews
Remus needed a few pappers for a new job, while collecting them he stuck in an elevator with a very sexy stranger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Hiccups by yodawolf reviews
Sirius has the hiccups. Remus, in his quest to continue reading, is willing to do anything to get rid of them. Anything. RLSB!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Caught by Crazy4Moony reviews
Having sex on a professor's desk, has proved beneficial for both Sirius and Remus before - so why would they not do it again? Oh, but what will happen when they're caught, not by professor Slughorn, but by six students and a naive purple-head? SR. Humor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2009 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] N. Tonks, Blaise Z. - Complete
If You Give Sirius Black a Butterbeer by DragonDi reviews
There's always a logical progression to things. You know if Sirius has a butterbeer, he's going to want something else. Rated M for some language and a teensy bit of shagging in a storeroom with Remus. Really. It's only a little bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Sirius B. - Complete
A Cure for Lethargy by VintageOppression reviews
Remus is tired and Sirius thinks he knows how he can help out his friend. Mindless Fluff. Slash. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Careers Advice by dlestrange reviews
Some of the Harry Potter characters recieve Careers Advice - no thanks to Sirius Black and James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Unexpected Joys of Watching Quidditch by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Remus goes to...watch quidditch practice one afternoon, and Sirius gets more than he bargained for. M for a reason! SB/RL SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
What Sirius Doesn't Know by VintageOppression reviews
After Remus and Sirius move to London, Sirius has some struggles assimilating to muggle life. Remus/Sirius. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
How the Bloody Hell Did This Happen? by klemonademouth reviews
slash RLSB: “I'm going to go snog the living daylights out of Remus Lupin,and then I'm going to tell him that Padfoot wouldn't mind if Moony decided to have his way with him.” James groaned. "Too much information, Pads."--summary: Sirius eavesdrops.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
Sirius Orion Black by VintageOppression reviews
James and Remus come to a realization about Sirius’ name at an awkward time. Slash. RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Secrets To Belong To by 88silverkeys reviews
Upon figuring out Remus Lupin's biggest secret, Sirius lets out one of his own to his despairing and dejected mate. slash sbrl
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dating Remus Lupin by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,515 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Love is Blind So We Wear Masks by Unfortunatelyabandoned reviews
Remus and Sirius are in love with eachother. The problem is, neither of them knows that the other loves him. But when the Valentine's Day Masquerade comes along, they might get a chance to finally end up together...SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,026 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Possessio by Arkadian Toad reviews
Sirius does NOT like the idea of Remus with a girl. Slash, Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,601 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Brotherhood by Tomo Potter reviews
NaNoWriMo 2008 novel. Remus has been having some rather... odd dreams about Sirius. What could they mean? RLSB, slash, swearing, BAD writing. It was NaNo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,598 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Sneaky Feelings by Risu-chan14 reviews
Alice Longbottom wants to find the most suitable entertainment for the soon-to-be-married Lily Evans. Sirius Black, however, is not ready to cooperate. Slash RL/SB. Random Elvis Costello lyrics sneak their way in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,408 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Favourite Mistake by cackles the witch reviews
A series of mistakes leads the Marauders on another adventure and leads Remus to make his favourite one. RL/SB, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,314 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Second Monster Day by Wuff reviews
It's Halloween and the monsters celebrate their traditional party at the Hog's Head. Sirius has a plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,720 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Big Black by Tomo Potter reviews
Sirius has a new nickname. SBRL slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Since when are you a random shag sorta guy? by BlaireVolturi reviews
Sirius convinces Remus to have a straight guy shag. But what happens when he has to deal with it all in the morning? Slash. Smut. Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Cry of the Wolf Version 2 by Toreshi Tobin reviews
Remus Lupin struggles with his feelings for Sirius Black whilst trying to help James Potter win Lily Evans; Sirius is entirely in the dark and makes a horrible accusation that causes angst and drama between the two. SLASH warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,478 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Womanizer by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
Sirius Black, heartbreaker of Hogwarts.. is in love. But he has a reputation. And in order to uphold it he has to keep breaking hearts... including his own. SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,633 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Elvendork! It's unisex! by dlestrange reviews
The Marauders take a little trip to Hogsmeade and discover a delightful new name. Everything belongs to JKR. Even the world. Or something. Whut.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
What Is It About You? by sweet.afterlight reviews
What is it about you that makes me want to slam you up against a wall and do unspeakable things to you, but also makes me want to protect you?" How newboy Remus went from victim of the popular Sirius Black to his closest friend. Contains RLSB slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,028 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Happy Birthday Remus Lupin by Nienna100 reviews
Fluffy one shot challenge fic. Remus Lupin gets a suprise the day he turns sixteen. Remus/Sirius slash. Because I can not resist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
To Kiss a Bloke by Risu-chan14 reviews
Remus dares Sirius to kiss a boy for the first time before the Christmas party is over. But after the kiss, Sirius feels withdrawal symptoms as he desperately wants to feel exactly how he felt that first time he kissed a bloke. RL/SB Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,411 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
HBM by I'm Just Drawn That Way reviews
It's Remus's birthday, and Sirius gets a little carried away celebrating it. How does everyone's favorite werewolf respond to all the attention? RLSB slash, M to be on the safe side. One-shot. Written in honor of Remus's 48th birthday, 3/10/08.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Sirius Black Is Confident of His Seduction Prowess by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
Someone with an excess of hair taking a hair growth potion can lead to disastrous and hilarious consequences. One can only imagine what taking a Confidence Potion would do to someone like Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Rather be Sinned together than Blessed alone by Crazy4Moony reviews
Sirius is fed up with Remus being a believing wizard. How can Remus worship God while Sirius is right in front of him, and always there when he needs him? And it’s not like Remus has a halo either! Sirius'll show him. Oh, he'll show him good...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Map by Nienor reviews
How did they actually draw the map? S/R, slash, yummy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Inscribing Epistles by The Magnificent Duo reviews
Over the summer, Remus and Sirius are going to write to each other. Eventual SBRL at some point in the future Cowritten by Lykaios Nyx and Captain Oz.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 38,450 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Hairy Snout, Human Heart by Wuff reviews
When Remus is sixteen, he is finally allowed to go to Hogwarts. But life is not as easy as that if you don't know how to behave around other teenagers and, worse, if you are bullied by a gang led by the infamous Sirius Black. Slash: SiriusxRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 110,544 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Love is the Drug that Makes you Smug by Your Destructive Fever reviews
...'at least we know where Moonys wand is.' With RLSB...and snippets of JPLE in the backround. Remus and Sirius are dating, but well, how do they tell James? Cue Lily's help. Bets, public displays of affection and illtimed jokes ensue. Try it, yeah? R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,122 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Monster Day of Monsters by Wuff reviews
Dear vampires, werewolves, hags, ogres, trolls, zombies, golems, gorgons, walking mummies and everything else which could be classified as monsters. We invite you to our yearly Halloween Party' Remus didn't want to go but his friends had other plans. RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Firewhiskey Incident by Lady Bracknell reviews
In a lot of ways, it was Joni Mitchell's fault. In some ways, it was Sirius'. The Firewhiskey had a bit to do with it, Remus admitted, but when it came down to it, really, he had no one to blame but himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,984 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Siriusly Misunderstood by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Remus has harboured feelings for Sirius for years, but Sirius is oblivious. Unfortunately, Remus is, as per usual, Siriusly misunderstood. .:RLSB Slash:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,415 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
What I like about you by Mahalia Gaunt reviews
Remus was terrified. What did he like? Why did it matter what he liked? Why did he have to write an essay about it? Puppy fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Staying Over by Faramirlover reviews
The Marauders are staying at James's house. Remus wants the bed but so does Sirius. Slash. RLxSB. Twoshot. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Cruel And Unusual Torture by finkpishnets reviews
Oneshot. 'Have you actually looked at this list, Prongs' Sirius asked, grabbing a crumpled ball of paper from beside his elbow and chucking it at the other boys’ head. 'We have to run and shoot and dance, for Merlin’s sake'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Up To No Good by Maybe the Moon reviews
Costume Ball, Marauders style. Written for merrysmutmas 2006. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Really Big, Huge, InterHouse Party by GOLD fish 945 reviews
Sirius thinks up a fun way to end their sixth year. RLxSB Oneshot. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,389 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Moonyholic by Faramirlover reviews
“Why do men have arms?” asked Sirius, watching Remus expectantly. Sirius is being weird and Remus is confused. Pure fluff and humour. Warning: Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Just A Backrub by Escritor reviews
[MWPP][RLxSB][SLASH] Remus has convinced himself that he is not gay. However, Sirius has a differing opinion.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Message Said by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Sirius accidentally sends a message meant for James, to Remus. The problem? It holds a confession of Sirius' slightly-less-than-platonic feelings for Remus. Now, he is on a mission to retrieve the message before Remus reads it. :SLASH: RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,868 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Letters to Fate by FreakyKitty reviews
Sirius writes a letter to no one, but is surprised when somebody replies. Little does he know that it is Remus who is replying. Each not knowing who the other is, their relationship grows over the summer through their letters. Slash, RLSB. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Somewhere beyond the sea by Phanael reviews
What if Remus and Sirius lived in the times of the great pirates. One of them is a pirate and one of them the victim.Aaahhh… you WANT to find out, I know! So go on and read…Slash. SR. please RR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Pranked by Queenbeth2 reviews
Sirius and Harry are bored. Very bored. So with a phone they wreak havoc on an unsuspecting being. Yes I'm very bored. No I don't have any sanity whatsoever and yes this is just me being...me. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Operation Remus Lupin by november shivers reviews
Full title: Operation Remus Lupin and the Consequences of Celia Vane's Other Intelligent Endeavours. Shortish five part Halloween fic. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,111 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Whatever Gets You Through the Night by leatherboots reviews
While running away from Filch the Marauders find themselves in a broom closet. Slash: RLxSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Baby Got Back by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Sirius sings the song we all hate to love, 'Baby Got Back', to the Marauders. Songfic. SLASH :RLSB: Rated for disturbing mental imagery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
All Kidding Aside by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Not Fat by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Sirius is convinced he is fat. Can Remus, our friendly neighbourhood werewolf, prove him otherwise? SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Highly Unfortunate Event by Pforte reviews
Slash SiriusRemus After a long night and too many drinks something highly unfortunate happens, though both boys are in two minds about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Dazed by finkpishnets reviews
Oneshot. Everyone is angsty, Remus stumbles over his words, and people finally realise that Sirius is insane. Remus/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Twenty Questions by The Wykkyd reviews
Sirius and Remus get locked out of the castle together, after they've been fighting for a week. But hours together in a storm may prove that hate really can't last for long... SiriusRemus, slash, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,204 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
In My Pants by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Harry is cursed by Ron, and is forced to say 'in my pants' after every sentence, with some strange results from the Professors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
How Do You Get a Girl On Valentine's Day? by FangQueen13 reviews
A nice lyrical little piece for Valentine's Day. Remus seeks help from Sirius in getting his valentine...Only Sirius doesn't realize exactly how much he's helping. MWPP SLASH! RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
These Games We Play by amor-remanet reviews
Remus is tired of just flirting, and Sirius smells like Quidditch. SLASH, RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Snogs and Strip Poker by amor-remanet reviews
While Remus attempts to tutor Peter in DADA, James and Sirius play Strip Exploding Snap and an interesting bet is raised. SLASH, RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Snogging Nog by Ineffabilitea reviews
In which Sirius pulls off a Christmas prank, Remus makes a list, James is overdramatic, and Peter is concerned for Remus' health. RLSB Slash. Now complete with Part Two: Stripping Solution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Waiting a Long Time by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
“That you don’t like sex?” “No, James. That I’d like sex if it was with a bloke.” Sirius comes out to James. Implied RLSB. [Complete.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Dog Days of Summer by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sirius spends the month of August with Remus on the Lupin family farm. Written for the LJ Dog Days of Summer challenge. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,010 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Least Expected by We're Here and We're Queer reviews
Sirius leaves home for an all boys school, returning later to reunite with past friends and notices an unexpected change with one Remus Lupin. It seems that the librarian's tired of being "proper" and "prudish." AU, SLASH. SBRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,845 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Like All Great Sundays by mackitten reviews
Like all great Sundays, there is nothing to do so Sirius, Harry and Remus busy themselves baking a chocolate cake. Mischief and a bit of kissing ensues. [oneshot fluff]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Midlife Crisis Two: Marital Bliss by The Absynth Fairy reviews
A sequel to Midlife Crisis. Remus and Sirius are visited by Remus's sickeningly sweet sister Rebecca. Slash, a few uncomfortable walk-ins, split personalities, lost wedding bands and the fetal position will ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Things We Do For Bacon by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. Hannah's Commission fic. After a tumultous breakfast, Remus and James are involved in a duel and Remus gets seriously hurt. Sirius and James fight over Remus' welfare until Sirius comes out with something surprising ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Thin Blue Line by Death's Daughter reviews
Vague RemusSirius. Rated for language. After a fight with James, Remus and Sirius go out to make themselves feel better. Instead, they get arrested, and have to apply to James for help to get them out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
MidLife Crisis by The Absynth Fairy reviews
Sirius and Remus need some help when it comes to matters in the bed department. Well... not Remus, but Sirius. He's decided that he's getting old, and inturn, feels inferior. Remus is concerned. They both go to Lily for advice. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,127 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Charm the Bottle by Longleggedgit reviews
RemusSirius slash. Hard R. Marauder era.
"Sirius Black was many things, Remus decided, but never subtle."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Bitter Jealousy by Silver Wolf Eyes reviews
SLASH SR Sirius's life seems to be missing something, but it isn't until they are invited to America by an old friend who starts hitting on Remus does Sirius know why. Remus isn't his... but can he ever be? {COMPLETED}
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,492 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Love is Weird Like That by Missa Michel reviews
After the worst birthday party ever, 16 year old Sirius rides a bus to Remus’ house to stay for a bit. But what happens when these two boys try to make chocolate chip cookies? WARNING: contains slash (RLSB) and is almost too fluffy to be allowed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
It don't Mean a Thing by LilaStar reviews
Remus had two secret obsessions and they both started with 's'- Swing and Sirius. Slash. WIP, PWP. Rating increased for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,057 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 6/8/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Wagers with Werewolves by Sykoticstalker27 reviews
Oneshot! When Sirius and Remus make a bet, Sirius cheats and Remus has to sing in front of the whole school. But Remus is still a Marauder, and Sirius will learn why he should never mess with a werewolf who has a taste for revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Studying by Nessa's Night reviews
Remus keeps studying and Sirius wants him to stop. Threats and Clumsy first kisses ensue. Featuring SB/RL pairing of course! Recently re-written.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Ambiguous Animagus by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
Sequel to The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf. Sirius follows Remus' romantic advice to the letter, but the results are less than stellar...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
What the Werewolf Whispers by Sailor Simba reviews
At Lily's and James's wedding party, Remus "borrows" James's invisibility cloak and whispers naughty things in Sirius's ear. Slash ensues. Yes, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Strictly Confidential by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sirius figures something out, and sends a note. Shameless fluff, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Facts of Life by Maybe the Moon reviews
Harry is given 'The Talk,' by the only two people who could. Mild slashy undertones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Sirius' Cure for Exam Tension by Louiseifer reviews
Sirius and Remus slash, sort of about exam stress. Sirius eats a lot of pineapple and summons rock stars. Remus frets, despairs and agonises. everyone else watches in confusion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,752 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps by Akira Ichijouji reviews
One week can change everything -- in the lives of the infamous team of Sirius, Remus, James and Peter, this particular week spurns disaster, hilarity, detentions galore, and love! *SLASH* -- RL/SB, mostly. *COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,514 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/8/2003 - Published: 5/9/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Coffee Is No Substitute For Waking Up Naked by Doctor Strangelove reviews
After a hard night of partying Sirius wakes up naked. And he's not alone. Slash [SiriusRemus]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/3/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Kissing Fool by Doctor Strangelove reviews
Sirius and Remus overhear two girls talking about what a great kisser Sirius is. This leads to some experimentation and some startling revelations. Slash [SiriusRemus]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Just Typical Remmie by Akira Ichijouji reviews
It's fluffy...it's cute...However, it's not off the pages of a sappy Muggle romance novel...it's MWPP Sirius and Remus! The summary doesn't do it justice. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2001 - Sirius B., Remus L.
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Remus Lupin's Guide to Seduction reviews
An alternate universe where Remus is a different sort of werewolf and teaches Harry and his friends at Hogwarts with a few familiar faces. Hateable villains make appearances and an uneasy relationship begins to develop between the two Defence Against the Dark Arts professors in the midst of chaos, barely-legal fundraisers and teacher-student holidays at the school.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,882 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Truth Hurts reviews
Sirius lies to girls to make the break ups smoother and Remus doesn't like it. Why would Remus want him to tell the truth and hurt their feelings instead of letting them down gently? And why does Sirius have to get beat up by whiny girls in the process?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2014 - [Remus L., Sirius B.]
Tattoo Tissue reviews
The tattoos of an empty past mark Remus' body like scars which draw Sirius in like a moth to a flame. A spark between them kindles a romance, but will an interfering family and a blemished past get in the way of their happily ever after?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,950 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 9/16/2013 - [Sirius B., Remus L.]
A Record of Five Decidedly Un-Remuslike Moments reviews
'As a child, Remus John Lupin had always been able to control himself better than most adults could ever hope to, but after that fateful (and frankly, damning) day on the Hogwarts Express, Remus John Lupin's control was broken down piece by piece until he was just as mad as the other Marauders.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,251 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P., Peter P. - Complete
My Pole Position reviews
Sirius and Remus are rival drivers in Formula 1. A friend recognises their apparent hatred for each other to be something else entirely. As the saying goes, there is a thin line between love and hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,620 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Remus L., Sirius B.]
Remember reviews
Sirius has taken to using girls to get through his attraction to Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Gunpowder Plot reviews
Death Eaters have infiltrated Parliament and it's up to the Marauders to do something about it. To celebrate Bonfire Night here in the UK. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
Sacrosanctity reviews
Technology and democracy are dead. The world is now a place ruled by religion and corrupt men hiding behind their crucifixes. Father Remus, a priest enveloped in an underground world of sin, takes Harry under his wing to train him for the Church, but his intentions for the boy are not clear. All Sirius knows is that they could never be described as pure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,286 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] Harry P., James P.
Of Pervy Old Men reviews
Remus tells Mr and Mrs Potter about his relationship with Sirius in a way that most would find unorthodox and we find out that Mr and Mrs Potter like to get freaky in the bedroom. Warning: do not read if you still believe your parents are 'wrestling' in the bedroom at night.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
An Incorrect Match reviews
The boys start another business venture after the success of Wolf Wares - a soul mate potion which reveals the one you are to fall in love with. It goes swimmingly until Sirius decides to make a batch himself and test it on Remus to prove that they are meant to be, but Remus ends up fawning over someone else... Sequel to A Predicted Match. Rated for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Sirius B., Remus L.]
Silent Zone reviews
Sirius is making Remus twitch. In several ways...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Steady Hands reviews
Sirius is tired of being recognised as a Black, so he asks Remus to cut his hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Well Ain't This Just Peachy? reviews
The correct term for a spoon is forgotten and bell ringing careers at Notre Dame are considered. Oh yeah, and Sirius finds himself locked in the bathroom with Remus. Naked. And he can't remember why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Straightforward reviews
Remus is tired of giving hints that Sirius doesn't understand so decides to be more straightforward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Leopard Print Thongs, Peter-Puddles and the Legendary Bantersaurus Rex reviews
Gryffindor have won the Quidditch Cup and it's time to celebrate! Partying and drinking ensues and the inventible game of - dun dun duuuunnn - Truth or Dare is introduced. How far will our Marauders and Lily go before they give up and forfeit? And trust me, no one wants to forfeit...Snape's hair is waaayyy too greasy for that... CURRENTLY ON HIATUS FOR THIS STORY! STAY TUNED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,822 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Chemistry reviews
Remus is directing the university play, in which the lead actor is extremely gifted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Double Entendres reviews
No one quite knows what Remus and Sirius are up to... Remus/Sirius if you choose to see it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
When the Fangirling Gets Out of Control reviews
Remus is sick of Sirius' fan club delaying his breakfast, so his takes drastic action to get them off his friend's back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Logical
A slightly Spok-ish Remus wants to tell Sirius that he loves him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Paints a Thousand Words reviews
Sirius tries to convey his feelings, but Remus has a simpler way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Homo Erectus reviews
Remus and the seventh year girls aren't quite sure about a word used by their favourite author, so they attempt to come up with their own alternatives, only to be bested by Sirius. Crude humour that will bring out your inner pre-pubescent child Rated for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Anytime reviews
Sirius and James spy on Remus and Lily in the Prefect's bath. Sirius is confused as to why Remus wants to hurt him without hurting him and James gets hot and bothered by Lily in a towel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Behind the Charm reviews
Sirius is a celebrated author, bored with the safe work he has to provide and bored with his simple life. Remus is a bartender cum gigolo, yearning for a different life, yet too afraid to reach out and take it. Non-magical, modern day AU with mentions of prostitution, rape and drug abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,613 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Discussion of the Sexing
Does what it says on the tin. Except it's not a tin. Rating for dodgy innuendos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Sexiest Thing reviews
Remus Lupin is a lot of things, but a bad boy is something he certainly is not...so why is it that the thing about him that Sirius finds the sexiest completely undermines that? Smoker!Remus, but still canon!Remus. Also smut - you have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
20 Reasons Why Remus Lupin Isn't Manly and 1 Reason Why He Is reviews
Remus is accused of being unmanly, but he produces one definite reason why he is,
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
You Think I Don't Know reviews
Brief descriptions of some things Sirius thinks Remus doesn't know, thrown in with how he realised his feelings for the other boy. Should he be so sure that Remus doesn't know?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
By The Light Of Us reviews
Sirius unintentionally starts the beginning of a problem it's going to be difficult to overcome when he's on a rescue mission to save a particularly wolfy Remus alongside James and Lily. Medieval style fic; rated for mild violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Black and White
Sirius is getting ready for James' and Lily's wedding and decides to let Remus catch a glimpse of what he'll be getting afterwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
There Will Be Blood reviews
Inspired by Depuis de Début by 30 Seconds to Mars. Two men who have met only once before are thrown into the path of relentless hunters who are after one of them for the dark secret he harbours. Remus has escaped Sirius to keep him safe, but Sirius has found him and won't be leaving without a fight. Western style ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Madness reviews
A oneshot during the war in which Remus and Sirius have had an argument about mistrust and uncertainty. Sirius comes back after storming out and Remus is feeling regretful. Not exactly angsty, but hints of it in the background.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Predicted Match reviews
The boys talk to a seer during a careers fair and more than one of her predications may come true…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,168 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete