Hey, how the hell did ya end up in my neck of the woods? Oh well.

Anywho, I'm a Sableye. Not just a normal Sableye, mind you, but a very sophisticated one. Naturally, being so smart, I often write stories. But alas, sometimes they are so nerdy that my diary throws them back at me when I write them on it. When that happens, I write them here. So have fun reading, but be warned, I am not to be held responsible for what happens to you.

Well, guess I'll tell ya a bit about myself. I am a male Sableye, for those of you wondering. I'm a bit of a nerd about some certain things. Being the nerd I am, I love video games, mostly Nintendo and what not. The series of games I like the most are Mario, Pikmin, Fire Emblem, and Pokemon. I dabble in a lot of other games too. I'm also a dork for some cartoons as well, like Adventure Time and a few animes. I'm mainly a comedic writer, so I don't normally make stories that are too serious or dramatic. I also write a few parody songs every now and again.

Updates on things to come