Name: Call me Past or Yume. please.

Age: ...

Gender: Female (durh)

I am a pathetic excuse for an authoress and I can only pray my readers can find it in thier hearts to forgive this shameful lazy person!! groveling I have not updated and I am so ashamed!! I have put Mission NotsoImpossible on hold!! I am too busy and lazy and I swear, I'll have a new chapter posted WHEN I FIND THE TIME!!

Likes: manga, yaoi, songs, my violin I inherited from my Mother who is deceased (it's name is Hijiri!!) , music, hanging with friends, getting new manga, puzzles, sudoku, and my demon bunnies!! Happy endings, Well That all I can do right now, but I will add more. When I get around to it. I'm kinda lazy.

Dislikes: homophobes, plain and simple, close-minded people, war, fighting,

Pairings I like:

NARUTO

Sasuke/Naruto

Kakashi?Iruka

Jiraiya/Tsunade

Kiba/Hinata

Lee/Gaara

Lee/Sakura

Shikamaru/Tenten

Gravitation:

Shuichi/Yuki

Tatsuha/Ryuichi

Hiro/K

Hiro/Fugisaki

Ayaka all alone! XD

Mika/Tohma

Yami no Matsuei:

Hisoka/Tsuzuki

Watari/Tatsumi

Wakaba/Terazuma

Saya/Yuma

Saya&Yuma/Gatekeepers

Touda/Suzaku

Touda/Byakko

Eileen/Tsubaki

InuYasha

InuYasha/Kagome

(grown-up Rin)/Sesshomaru

Kagome/Sesshomaru

Miroku/Sango

I'm a angsting rabid anime-obsessed music loving crosplaying vamipire bunny girl with a rampaging bloodthirsty queen dragon in my head and suicidal friends. Oh, and I have ADHD.

SasuNaru or SasuSaku? Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on. Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill. Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart. You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when: You think about SasuNaru 24/7; You dream about SasuNaru all the time; You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out; You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen; You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended; You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels; You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!) You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip; Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon; You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example; You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!; You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..); You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip; You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!) You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s; You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing; You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much; Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary); You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke; You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together; SasuNaru is your Anti-drug; You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!) You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..) Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD; You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark; You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD); You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue); You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing; You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged); You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”; You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:; You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs) You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was; You sigh as this list ends XD (Credits go to Tesina Gela Gardner! She's the one who made this awesome list! Thankies!) This is this cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on. God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft. MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men! I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster. To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding... Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head. 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing