USUK oneshot. Inspired by The Script's 'The Man Who Can't Be Moved'. Alfred goes back to where he first met Arthur and decides to wait until he sees him again, only to tell him he still loves him.

Arthur wants to have a professional photo shoot of him and his beloved cat, Crumpet. He's nervous as hell about being ridiculed for it, but luckily his stunning photographer turns out to be just as much of a dorky cat lover as he is.

Arthur is not a nation. He is not a writer, a publisher, a lawyer, a doctor, an officer, a student, a thief, a spy, a prostitute, a pirate, a punk, a teacher...he is nothing special, in any way. He is completely ordinary. USUK Implied sexy times.