![]() Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings. Name: Cherry Age: Older than 15 Gender: Female Hair colour: Blonde and red (I dyed it red) Eye colour: Grey/blue Books: PERCY JACKSON & The Olympians series, Harry Potter, & The Hunger Games. Movies: LOTR, Harry Potter, & The Hunger Games Stuff I like: The colour green and BLUE (In honour of Poseidon), snowy owls (obviously), books, movies, FanFiction, forget-me-not flowers, basketball, art, and my puppy. Stuff I DON'T like: The colour pink, scorpions, spiders, little brothers, racist jokes, brats, the smell of fish (Sorry Percy Jackson. But I don't like the smell of fish), people that brag, people that think they're cool when they're not, and people that don't act their age. Godly parent: Either Athena, Apollo, or Hectate Seven Half-Bloods Shall answer the call, To storm or fire the world must fall. An oath to keep with the final breath, And foes bear arms to the doors of death. If you hate racism, copy and paste this into your profile: The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir... Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away from them and you'll have their shoes. Flying is not dangerous. Crashing is dangerous. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. A tree only hits an automobile in self-defense. If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. When your life shatters into a million pieces, pick up the pieces, grab some glue, and make a new one. As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. A wise man once said, "I don't know - go ask a woman.” A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them. When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how the heck you did it. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? Help I've fallen and I can't...hey, nice carpet Some people are like slinkies. The seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile. This is a list of all the stupid warnings on the products most of us use daily. 1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children 2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts 3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping 4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire 5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking 6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado 7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts 8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children 9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. 10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping 11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap 12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness 13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required 14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use 15. Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children 16. On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping 17. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. 18. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. 19. On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. 20. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. 21. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. 22. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. 23. On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. 24. On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. 25. On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. 26. On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. 27. On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. 28. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. 29. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. 30. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. |
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