Name: $h@wy... yup itz spelt jus lyk th@

Age: I'm a teenager

Country of birth: Jamaica

Fav Genre of music: Hip-Hop/R&B

Fav Books: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH they r lyk so many

(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out?
Nuh-uh.

2) Where did you get your default picture?
Google

3) What's your middle name?
Sophia... Did I just tell strangers th@

4) Your current relationship status?
Single... thank god!

5) Does your crush like you back?
YES! But a relationship isn't possible right now

6) What is your current mood?
STRESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
Uhh I’m @ skl... Cnt Check th@ but I think it’s red

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

White... It’s my school uniform UGHH

9) Missing something?

UHHHHHHHHHHHH?????????? I dnt think so I’ll go check

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
Nothing.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
A monkey... I’ve always wondered what goes on in a monkey’s head

12) Ever had a near death experience?
Yup... Many times

13) Something you do a lot?
Forget people's name.

14) The song stuck in your head?
Diamonds-Rhinna

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
CakeIsAGoodFriend

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

My bestie was supposed 2 have had th same birthday as me... Does th@ count

17) When was the last time you cried?

In History class

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Uh huh. So much fun

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
I already have one

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Why should I tell u th@... freak

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

I live in Jamaica... No Starbucks there... Sorry

22) What's your biggest secret?
This one time I... Hey! It’s called a secret for a reason

23) Favorite color?
RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
HELL YEAH

25) What are you?
What do you think I am?

26) Do you speak any other language?
Pig Latin, Spanish and Jamaican Dialect

27) What's your favorite smell?

Anything Chocolate.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Awesome

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Nope

30) What are you thinking about right now?
How much I dislike my Biology teacher

31) What should you be doing?
Spanish Home work

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
I don’t remember

33) Do you like working in the yard?
Do you like working in the yard

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Maraj. You know like Oneika Maraj

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
Sometimes

36) What is your natural hair color?
Black

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
I Don’t Remember... I just realized that I don’t remember alot of things

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (And cracks. And desks. And chairs. And loose floorboards. And door frames. And air) (I'm worse than Bella, really.)

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile (ok, not so much the stealing the boyfriend part, but killing them 'cause their being an idiot and deserve it.)

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time, everyday)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. (Okay, maybe once or twice)

Write down the names of your twelve favorite Maximum Ride characters, in no particular order.

1) Max

2) Fang

3) Nudge

4) Angel

5)Iggy

6) Gazzy

7) Dylan (I think there is a possibility that he is very tun up)

8) Jeb

9) The Voice

10) Dr. Martinez

11) JJ

12) Sam

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Gazzy and JJ... Seriously doubt it

2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute?

Angel? Yes, cute like I can be your bff or your worst enemy

3. What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?

JJ get Jeb pregnant?! I don’t think that’s physically possible

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

The Voice. I've read many with it in there but none focused on it directly.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hmm? What kind of couple are we talking about here?

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Iggy and Dr. Martinez or Iggy and The Voice? Can Iggy really be in a relationship with the voice seeing that the voice is angel? Hmmm? Food For Thought

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Eight making out?

Umm... Dylan walk in on Fang and Jeb? AWKWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Nudge has always thought that Dr. Martinez was hiding something. Something important. Something that would change her life forever. When she finally finds out, will she be happy. Or will her life take a turn for the worst?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Umm, well considering that Jeb is Max’s daughter... I don’t think so

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven hurt/comfort fic.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

Dunno.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I don't think so... My friends are just getting into the awesomeness that is Maximum Ride

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

I don’t know.. Maybe

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Daughters by John Mayers

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Eleven fic, what would the warning be?

Hmmmmmmmmmmm??????????????????

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Yesterday

1.Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 81, Line 4.

Excelencia. Fue un don con que nació. Sin embargo, soñaba con poder correr

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
Air

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Holiday in Handcuffs

4.Without looking, guess what time it is.

5:30 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:27 PM

6.With the exception of the computer what else can you hear?
water

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Ummm... today about 3:10. I was leaving biology class

8.Before you started this survey what did you look at?
CakeIsAGoodFriend's profile page.

9.What are you wearing?
An aqua shirt and pink shorts

10. Did you dream last night?
I think so. I can’t remember right now... Oh wait, now I remember

11. When did you last laugh?
Reading one of Cake’s fanfictions

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Paintings, bookcases

13.Seen anything weird lately?
Nothing weirder than normal (My Friends)

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's.. not perverted? Ya know, like those last 2.

15. What is the last film you saw?
The Amazing Spiderman.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight. What would you buy?
An Amusement park. No-Brainer

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I’m really smart for my age

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make it illegal to have abortions

19. Do you like to dance?
Yeah!

20. George Bush:
Is American

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Serenity

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Xaundre

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You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers! Fang

"I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be pedantic.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

This has got to be one of the most clever brainteasers I've seen in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

TIMOTHY MCGEE: When You rearrange the letters: THOM E GEMCITY

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.), NicNack4U (Arnold, Aladdin, Captain Jack Sparrow, Drake Parker, Josh Nichols, Crazy Steve, Spencer, Victor van-Dort, Cosmo, Troy Bolton, Chad Danforth, Ryan Evans, Logan Reese, Chase Matthews, Pharaoh Atem/Yami, Joey Wheeler, Seto Kaiba, Duke Devillin, Jafar, Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Danny Fenton/Phantom). jafarjasmineforever2005: Jafar, Aladdin, Frollo, and lot's more (There's been tons).Takara410 (Itachi,aladdin,snaraku,seshomaru,sasori ,dei -dei kun Jack sparrow, will turner ,crazy steve, freddy, micheal myer swhen he was younger,hao, zuko and tons more ooh CHASE YOUNG a sexy beast.), OutcastToReality(L from Death Note, and THE BEST FRICKIN' VILLAIN TO EVER WALK THE EARTH: THE JOKER from Dark Knight) Holly Quinn (The Joker -sigh-)Dalia N'Shard (Joker, Dark Walter, Hans Gunsche, Jack Sparrow, Severus Snape, Erik, Atem, 2005 Riddler, Ghoul, and presently, Joker), Mam'zelleCombeferre(Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes, Edward CullenIM SORRY, Sydney Carton, Combeferreobviously, Jehan Prouvaire, and Enjolras) Firebird's Song (Joker, Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Jace Wayland from City of bones, Jason voorhees(Duh) and Seth Clearwater from Twilight, oh and Dorian Grey and Tom Saywer, from LXG), The Shrubbery (Gaara, Kyo, Yuuki, Gale, L, too many more!), MPHknows (Han Solo, Gale, Fang, Iggy(I don’t have a crush on him, I’m in love with him), Vladimir Tod, Max off of Wizards of Waverly Place), rocketdog791 (Fang, Gale, Jacob, Jace, Sam, Harry, Kishan, and many many more!!), It’s Fnicking Awesomeness (FANG!!!!!!) AUTIBUG00 (FANG!!!!!!! and Iggy)Hogwarts'WingsandNightlock(Fang, Iggy, Cinna, Peeta, Gale, Iggy, Draco, Sirius, James and Fred and George), CakeIsAGoodFriend (Fang, Iggy, Dylan, Jace, Simon, Harry, Ron, Gale,)theoriginalshawty(Fang,Harry,Percy Jackson, Spiderman,Robin from Teen Titans, Yugi, Goku and the list goes on)

Q&A

Q What’s your favourite colour?

A Red

Q Who is your favourite superstar?

A Hm... Maybe... Nicki Minaj

Q Who is the most hated man ever?

A James Patterson for making Fang leave, obviously. *Gestures to other MR addicts to grab their pitchforks*

Q Most hated woman?

Do fictional characters count? Assuming they do, Brigid. Or Maya. I hate Lissa too.

Q Favourite band?

A Don’t have one

Q How old are you?

A Teenage

Q Fav Game?

A Too many to choose just one

Q What platform do you play on?

A What's a platform?

Q Where do you live?

A Jamaica

Q Where do you shop at?

A Doesnt matter

Q Favourite Book?

A Waaaaaayyyyyyyyyy too many

Q Fave MR character?

A Max. No brainer

Q Who can you relate to?

A I can relate to Nudge on an "I-Talk-too-much" level.

Q Favourite Website?

A Fanfiction.net Doyyyyy!

Q What Nationality/race?

A Jamaican(Black)

Q Fave Story?

A Don't know.

Q What kind of person are you?

A The obsessive over books kind.

Q What job do you want to do?

A Forensic scientist, forensic psychiatrist, actress, author

Q What Gender?

A I'm a girl.

Q What physical condition are you in?

A Seriously lazy.

Q Are you religious?

A Not really.

Q Fave drink?

A Doesn’t matter. I try to avoid soda though. It makes me super hyper

Q Fave food?

A CHOCOLATE!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Confucius says: Man who stand in middle of road get hit by bus.

I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls

The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

Don't knock at Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Do people in England sit around and try to sound like Americans like we try and have British accents?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun sitting on your shoulder.

Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?

Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, it doesn't matter because you're a mile away from him, and you've got his shoes.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about having cookies?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Keep smiling; it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.

We must never, ever be mean to stupid people. If we are, they might go away. Then who would we laugh at?

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. ( as you can see I appreciate silence)

It’s retarded it’s ridiculous it’s re-dic-u-tard-ed.

What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: when a girl acts like she hates you, chances are, she hates you.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

Don't mess with me, I've got a stick.

Boys are like Slinky's . . . useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.

Slinky escalator = endless fun

People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Isn't it funny how people who want quiet are always the loudest telling people to shut up?

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyways.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people and their questions.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already.

Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.

There's no place like home . . . but Wal-mart's close.

You can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their own way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't

Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile!

1 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking

2 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door

4 () You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks

6 (x) You have ran into a tree 7

()It IS possible to lick your elbow 8

() You tried to lick your elbow

9 () You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm

10 (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen

12 (x) You have choked on your own spit

13 () You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.

. 14 (x) You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice

15 (x) You just looked at it

16 () Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde

17 (x) A LOT of People have called you slow

18 () You have accidentally caught something on fire

19 (x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes

20 () You have caught yourself drooling

21 (x) You've fallen asleep in class

22 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

23 (x) You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about

24 (x) People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you

25 (x) You are often told to use your 'inside voice'

26 (x) You use your fingers to do simple math

27 () You have eaten a bug

28 (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it

30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket(in some cases on your head!)

31 (x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...

32 (x) You break a lot of things

33 () Your friends know not to use big words around you

34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you' re confused

35 (x) You have fallen out of your chair before

36 (x) When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.

37 (x) The word 'like' is used many times a day

38 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say

39 (x) You have spelled your name wrong

40 (x) You have drawn a disformed heart

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, sweetcrimefighter, Moonchild707, CetaBabe, Ryuuwriter, WiccaChick98, AnnieHonson, ZoeyAndStarkForeverAndAlways, fireboltwing4, HatingHatersWithAPassion, Mickey-Mouse-is-now-Purple26, cutiepie5514, CakeIsAGoodFriend, Winter Tiger, originalshawty

My Mother Taught Me...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me RITE OF PASSAGE. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and they'll be just like you!"

26. My mother taught me RIGHT and WRONG.

"I'm right and you're wrong! Deal with it!"

27. My mother taught me THE MEANING OF LIFE.

"Life's a bitch, and I am too, so deal with it!"

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."

A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me.

A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and runs away.

A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies

A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let's do it again!!"

A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could write a very embarrassing biography of your live.

A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.

A friend will hide me from the cops; Best Friend is the reason there after me.

A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.

Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile (even i question it)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile (my friends and i make a game of trying to figure out what we were talking about to begin with)

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

You say psycho like it's a bad thing.

It's always the last place you look . . . well of course it is, why would I keep looking after I found it?

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

I don't suffer from INSANITY, I enjoy every minute of it

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much."

"Some days I think I'm losing it...some days, I think I've finally found it. And SOME days I just wish Fate would hand me a freaking MAP and quit laughing!"

I stopped fighting my inner demons long ago, we're on the same side now.

I hope life isn't a joke, 'cause I don't get it.

Life is tough, so wear a helmet.

Don't give me your attitude, I have my own.

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

There is intelligent life on Earth, but I'm just visiting.

I don't have a license to kill, I have a learner's permit.

Don't talk to me when I'm talking to myself.

I'll try being nicer when you try being smarter.

"Whoever said nothing's impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door."

"It worries me how dumb you are."

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

If you constantly dream about anime characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 that don't, copy this to your profile.

If you believe all your favorite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly say you're going to do various things, but never actually get around to doing it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

All stressed out and no one to choke

A conscience does not prevent sin, it only prevents you from enjoying it.

Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity

It's hard to look like I care because I don't.

Don't judge a man till you walk a mile in his shoes, after that who cares you're a mile away and you've got his shoes

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Whatever it is I didn't do it! YET...

If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/spade/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like writing paste this onto your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

''There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.''

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I'd kill for a Nobel peace prize.

If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Straight is something crooked that was bent.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 who would be watching and laughing and add ur name to this list. XxcrimsonxgothicxtidexX, kunoichixakura,cherryblossom429,colourfulgurl, Skye Sasuke, Rayen 'Tora' King, JackSpicerRules, Ravena Felidae, jasmineflowr19876,originalshawty

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile

--This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her when she was still alive.The murder chanted,"Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her.Now that you have read the chant,you will meet this little girl.In the middle of the night she will be on your celing.She will sufficate you like she was sufficated.If you post this on your profile,she will not bother you.Your kindness will be rewarded.Lucillia

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you have a post-book comatose state after reading a book and then half an hour later are spouting off random qoutes, character facts and character descriptions to people you know don't give a (inert swear word of choice). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

female come backs pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: If your parents hadn't met I'd be very a very unhappy man right now!

Woman: If your parents hadn't met I wouldn't be wasting my time

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: The Realest Song- Konshens (Ummmmmm... -Ish)

Waking Up: Paparazzi- Lady Gaga (Suuuuuuuuuuuuure)

First Day At School: Save Me- Nicki Minaj (Technically)

Falling In Love: Fool in Love- Rihanna (TOTALLY (Y))

Fight Song: Dance A$$- Nicki Minaj and Big Sean (NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!)

Breaking Up: The One That Got Away- Katy Perry (YUP YUP YUP)

Prom night: Umbrella- Rihanna (Ummmm y?)

Life: Just Give Me A Reason- P!nk (OK,Then)

Mental Breakdown: That Should Be Me- Justin Beiber (Ha Ha Ha)

Driving: Scream And Shout- Will.I.Am and Brittney Spears (The beat's good to drive to)

Flashback: Don’t you Remember- Adele ( yes, yes, yes and yes)

Getting back together: Let Me Love You- Ne-Yo (Uh-Huh)

Wedding: A Thousand Years- Christina Perri (I'm gonna play this song at my wedding)

Birth of Child: Love on Top- Beyoncé (Nope)

Final Battle: Climax-Usher (-Ish)

Funeral Song: Generation Love- Jennette McCurdy (No Comment)

Final Credits: Replay- Iyaz (Ummmmm... If that makes you happy)

Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

You can't fix stupid.

I'm an angel honest... the horns are just there to keep the halo straight

Darn! I thought I had hidden the pitch fork... did anyone notice the tail?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When in doubt...throw a chair.

Even though he's gone, you can still hear the stupid.

Wake Up, Read, Eat, Read, Go to School, Read, Eat, Read, Go to Sleep, Repeat

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCHthe fire to see if it's really hot.

Watch out for the idiot behind me.

I ran with scissors, and LIVED!

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

The reason your mama told you not to hit girls is they hit back harder, and sometimes repeatedly.

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

When life throws you lemons... throw something harder back!

On a scale of one to crazy, I'm a penguin!

I did not hit you... I simply high fived your face.

Of course I'm out of my mind... It's dark and scary in there!

Happiness is just around the corner; too bad the world is round!

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones

If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.

I know the traffic signals by heart; green means go, yellow means speed up, and red means check for cops.

Boys are like wine; They need to have the mess kicked out of them and be left to mature for a while before they become something you are able to have a meal with.

I used to be normal, then I met the freaks I call friends

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!!

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

'Curiosity killed the mutant bird kid.'

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (well no dur.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a cup of noodles: "WARNING: product may be hot when ready" (Apparently we use ice cubes to cook noodles nowadays.)

A newspaper headline read :FIVE MEN DO THE WORST THING EVER. And then there was nothing more on the subject but a picture of a jail. Anyone else curious what the 'worst thing ever' is?

A computer packaging label read "WARNING! Contents are liable to overload. HANDLE WITH CAUTION!". Don't computers need to be plugged in to overload in the first place?

On a package of sesame seed burger buns: "NOTE: ingesting sesame seeds will not cause sesame plants to grow in your stomach". Do I even need to say ANYTHING after that

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn-( excerpt from Gone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell)

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test theelectric fence for themselves.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that I just got that happened yesterday

Sometimes I lie awake at night asking myself what I've done wrong, then the voice in my head says, " This is going to take more then one night..."

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I didn't say it was your fault... just that I was going to blame you

My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. (platinum is a frying pan!!..)

Growing old is mandatory, growing up however...

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me!

There are all kinds of art. There's the art of drawing, the art of dancing, the art of science, and of course the refined art of being an idiot

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The light at the end of the tunnel is a freight train headed your way.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

The only way to make my PC faster is throwing it out the window.

I am temporarily distracted by a sharp, shiny object.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way; wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and bi*ch slap that mother f*cker upside the head

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Why don't you slip into something comfortable; like a coma. I will gladly help you.

Define 'normal'

I don't suffer from insanity, I am enjoying every minute of it.

Knowledge is power; Power is the root of all evil. Therefore study evil and excel at it.

If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of Progress?

Only two things are infinite: 1)The universe. 2)Human stupidity

There are few problems that can not be solved with large amounts of explosives.

Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

If you think I'm normal, you need to go to a mental hospital.

What is this 'kindness' you speak of?

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house