![]() Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. PREPARE TO DIE. Anyways, hey, my name is... HA!!! Not telling!!! I cannot disclose my name in fear that I will be located, so for all due purposes my name is Sweet Ass Mama, or for short S.A.M. I currently live in Gucciland at the residence of Prescilia (it's an inside joke). I love books, movies, art, music of all colors, Brittana, money, photography, food, and CUDDLEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. I'm too gay to function and I'm currently an overemotional wreck due to fictional lesbian couples. You can find me on tumblr at immadancingwithmyself.tumblr.com, TheNightcrawler300 on deviantART, and as Fly Blackbird Fly on FictionPress. I've deleted all my old fics and am starting over with my Hunger Games fic, but I'll probably be focusing on my original fiction. And by the way, my profile pic was drawn by me, it's of Sidney Carton from a Tale of Two Cities, for when I was reading it for school last year. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. The Review Revolution... Even if the fic has 10,002,464 reviews already...(sad, huh? Especially when better stories have less reviews?) Even if the fic is older than time itself... Even if it was abandoned a loooooooooooooooooooooong time ago... Even if the author turned out to be a total psychopath... Even if the OC is a Sue and the spelling would make a dictionary cry... I will review every fic I read. What goes around comes around, and more people will review my own fics. I have joined Review Revolution. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son copy and paste this on your profile. Appearance: I'm of pretty average height for my age, about 5'5 or so. My hair is brownish-auburn (sorta) and is unreasonably curly. I've got eyes that alternate between being the gorgeous blue eyes of an angel and the most flat shade of gray ever. I'm fairly tan, I don't burn easy. I'm little shubby wubby so no bikini season for me. But I'm still sezzy as hell (or so I like to act) so I'm fine with that. Favorite color: I don't really have one. I love all colors, depending on the shade and all. Salty or sweet? I like both. Favorite sport: To watch? Football. To play? Softball or tennis Sing or dance? I can sing fairly well, my voice just cracks sometimes and compared to some of the kids in my musical theater class I sound like a tone-deaf goose. When I dance I look like I'm suffering from epilepsy, so yeah, I guess I prefer to sing. Diamonds or pearls: Diamonds: a woman's best friend besides chocolate and Oprah. Nicknames: Priscillia, Sweet Ass Mama, That Bitch Birthday: March. That's all you folks are getting. Origin: Georgia, US. Home of the great Honey Boo Boo -_- Tea or coffee: I love coffee (especially Starbucks. It's so overrated but I love it), but I adore tea. So both. Favorite TV Shows: Glee, The Walking Dead, Sherlock, Doctor Who, The Voice, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Gravity Falls, Pretty Little Liars, Favorite Animes/Mangas/Comics: Bleach, Elfen Lied, Shiki, Fullmetal Alchemist, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler), Fairy Tail, Homestuck Favorite Movies: Howl's Moving Castle, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Edward Scissorhands, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Pirates of the Caribbean, Alice and Wonderland (basically anything with Johnny Depp in it), 21 Jump Street, Avatar, Iron Man 1 and 2, Thor, Avengers, Kick-Ass, The Hunger Games, Where the Wild Things Are, Tron: Legacy, Tangled, The Polar Express, Here Comes the Boom Favorite Video Games: Any Halo, any Pokemon, any Rock Band or Guitar Hero, old school NES games, especially the older Mega Mans. Favorite Books: Harry Potter series, The Power of Five series, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Maze Runner series, The Giver, the Bodies Left Behind, Alex Cross series, Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Heroes of Olympus series, Warriors series, Hunger Games trilogy, The Outsiders, Holes, Inkheart, A Series of Unfortunate Events Favorite Singers/Bands: Christina Perri, FlorenceThe Machine, Switchfoot, Lily Allen, Young the Giant, Skrillex, Maroon 5, Coldplay (BEST BAND EVER), Linkin Park, The Beatles (2nd BEST BAND EVER), The Fratellis, 2CELLO, Frank Ocean, Bruno Mars, Led Zeppelin, Daft Punk, Bassnectar, John Mayer, James Taylor, fun., Journey, Red Hot Chili Peppers, PSY, Foster the People, Eminem |
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