In the beginning, God created the earth, and he looked upon it in his cosmic loneliness.

And God said, "Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud can see what We have done." And God created every living creature that now moveth, and one was man. Mud as man alone could speak. God leaned close to mud as man sat, looked around, and spoke. "What is the purpose of all this?" he asked politely.

"Everything must have a purpose?" asked God.

"Certainly," said man.

"Then I leave it to you to think of one for all this," said God.

And He went away.

I'm kinda back. I say kinda because I've always been here lurking but I haven't actually done anything here in ages. This will hopefully be changing, me an my friends have had a lot of ideas for silly FF's that we want to get to posting, so expect some activity yet.

I make it my business to know. I might not know anything, and I might not know much, but I make it my business to know.- Xy-Trig

"It's a point of personal pride. I want to be a good person. A better person than who I am today, at least." - Xy-Trig

The way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit for doing them. – Benjamin Jowett

"My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can" - Cary Grant

I hope that my achievements in life shall be these — that I will have fought for what was right and fair, that I will have risked for that which mattered, and that I will have given help to those who were in need that I will have left the earth a better place for what I’ve done and who I’ve been. – C. Hoppe

We wish you a Merry Christmas; We wish you a Merry Christmas; We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Good tidings we bring to you and your fans; We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Oh, bring us fan fiction ; Oh, bring us fan fiction; Oh, bring us fan fiction and an update or two

We won't go until we get some; We won't go until we get some; We won't go until we get some, so post some up now

We wish you a Merry Christmas; We wish you a Merry Christmas; We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. [by Me (shocking right)]

some quotes and misc items that I like (in order of Halo, )

"The message just repeats. Regret, regret, regret."

"Charming. Any idea what it means?"

"Dear humanity...we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most certainly regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"

(Cortana, Commander Miranda Keyes, and Sergeant Johnson, Halo 2)

"For a brick, he flew pretty good." (Sgt. Johnson, Halo 2)

"Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines?" -(Legendary)

"Men, here is where we show those split-chin, squid-head, sons of bitches that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then, we are going to strangle them with their own living guts! Am I right, Marines?" -(Heroic)

(Sgt Johnson & Fire Team Charlie, Halo 1, half of the speeches)

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon-and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you are one very lucky marine!"

(Sgt Johnson, Heroic speech)

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