After a two-month hiatus from the wide wide world of fic, the Twins of Hazzard are back, and determined to save the world. We will do this by
1.) Kidnapping John Cusack. S, who is obsessed with him, has decided that he needs out of his relationship with Meg Ryan. She would think that he needed out of any relationship that she wasn't in (and you would too if you had any devotion to Johnny-boy), but this is an especially urgent case, and every day she can use 'but John Cusack is dating Meg Ryan' as an excuse to not study for her exams is one day too many.
2.) Killing Serena. Or just sending her on an extended vacation to Antarctica, whichever. Either way she needs to vacate L&O immediately, and take her hands off McCoy.
3.) Stop the filming of the 'Dirty dancing' sequel. L says there's something in the Bible about it, and while that may not be precisely true, it should be stopped nonetheless. Ricky Martin just can't act as dumb as Patrick Swayze, and while the first 'Dirty Dancing' felt too good to be wrong, the sequel just feels too wrong to be good.
4.) Put a complete ban on Mary Sue fics of all kinds, because we desperately want to write them ourselves and feel that the temptation would be too much unless they were completely illegal (at least in ff.net, land of coockie-cutter fluff and no porn fix for S and L...damn those censors...)
5.) Bring Claire back to life...because, like duh.
6.) And, finally, save the Law and Order section of ff.net from complete dissolution. We can only do this, though, with a little help from our friends...
May the Wolf be with you.

Love, S and L (S is the crazy one, L is the sane one...we think)