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 You know you are obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians when you: You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favourite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armour. You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You curse a god/goddess a lot. You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room. You know PJO better than most sane people. At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future You wish you could find a rainbow and a golden drachma to see if Iris messages work You give friends and yourself a godly parent You are trying to learn Greek You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip You think of Percy every time you see a dark haired green-eyed boy You have an instant crush on Nico! You just have to research more about Greek mythology You want to learn Latin. You copy/paste this onto your profile Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/should have, and your trying to get your friends to You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess. You’re nodding and smiling when you read this You own every single book You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list You call yourself a demigod You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO You've called someone you know a satyr. You think the TLT poster in your room is a video camera, and they are secretly watching you. You start dreaming of PJO Everything goes back to Percy Jackson You randomly think of PJO When you're in pain, you pray to Apollo You curse Apollo when you start singing random lyrics of random songs You stay away from LA(unless you're dead) and San Francisco (Unless you're Roman) PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile! You Know You're a Book Addict If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (Yup!) Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. You write fanfictions about the book. (Planning to with friend) You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it. You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (Oops? XD) Everything reminds you of the book. (Err...) You quote random lines all the time. (Sometimes...) You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (Um...Yeah) You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. You've got a book memorized. (Well, not really, just random parts) You've read a book more than five times. (Definitely) You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Most of them) You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (THATS RIGHT!!!!! Percy and his friends so exist!!) You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (Yupp) You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character. (Maybe...) Your idol is a character from a book. |
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