F - Do you want to hear my latest idea?
K - Oh, Go on then
F - Well... Oh look, there are people reading this! Hello people reading this
K - Thank you - You saved me!!!
F - Do you want to hear my idea?
K - I don't think they do somehow... I think they want to know who we are and how we're going to affect their lives forever more!
F - Oh. Well We live in Guildford but I spend most of my time on Mars or away with the fairies
K - She lives in Guildford. I live in Ascot but spend most of my time in Guildford (Or Coruscant or Middle-Earth) You may know me as Deutzy
F - Or me as Alvera. But I think that Kat (Deutzy) should be called Bryony
K - MY NAME IS NOT BRYONY!!! My name is Kat(herine), Aged 14
F - And Mine is Tinkerbell, aged 3 1/2
K - No, you're Freddie, also 14, you deutz
F - Delft Windmills
K - How rude! Anyway, shall we shut up now?
F - Only if you want to subject them to reading our stories. Now that would be torture.
K - We're meant to be encorouging them to read on... My obsessions are Lord of The Rings, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Westlife, Casualty, Holby City and A&E. Freddie Obsessions are...
F - Blake's 7, Avon, Harry Potter, Avon, Casualty, Avon, Holby City, Avon, A&E, Avon, The A-Team, Avon, Merseybeat, Avon, Elvis Presley, Avon, HTML, Avon, Javascript, Avon, Writing, Avon...Oh, and did I mention Avon?
K - Freddie to Avon = Me to Bryan Westlife, Elijah Wood, Noel Hear'Say (For full list see Deutzy Profile)
F - Note to Anyone who's seen Blake's 7 and/or a picture of Avon - I have an odd taste in men.
K - Shall we shut up and let them read the fics now?
F - Oh...I was just getting to know them.
K - *Whacks Freddie over the head and carries her away from the now petrified readers* Sorry about her...enjoy!!!

Luv
Tinkerbell and Kat!!!
XXX