Klowag
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Joined 09-27-06, id: 1140261, Profile Updated: 11-14-11
Author has written 6 stories for RENT, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Name's Butch (You say it kinda like SCOTCH or WATCH but it's BUTCH) A.K.A Klowag

B-Day: 10/14/1992

Gender: Boy

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Lazuri for being an awesome friend here in FanFiction AND in real life!

Singing and dancing stupidly by myself or with friends. Video games, anime, listening to music (All three of which I need to expand my library). Horror movies (Also needs expansion).


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it...


Gay marriage:


1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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Kaoru's Notes by fireflyMooncake reviews
Kaoru Hitachiin is bored. He is always bored. He writes anything that come into his mind. His pen and his note is his loyal companion. But what is he writing about, anyway? Hikaru, his possessive brother, is always curious about his note. HIKARU/KAORU. ANGST/ROMANCE. Future Twincest.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 100,251 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
A Kiss on the Cheek by BleedingOpal reviews
The mundane moments in life can be the most precious. A series of oneshots. Twincest. HikaKao.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 18,377 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
It Started With a Kiss by Kazey reviews
Kyoya makes a deal with the Host Club's Customers. If they are to gather 1,000 people for the "Host Club Christmas Party" then the Hitachiin brothers will share a kiss... But are the brothers fond of the idea? - Full summary inside - HikaruxKaoru-Twincest
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,240 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
The World Was Mine by Suitsandstrips reviews
What happens while Timothy and Jonathan are in the woods after Jonathan's fight with Max. Please read, it's much better than it sounds!
Were the World Mine - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009
Through Thick and Thin by september25 reviews
AU OOC NUKE story: Some chps. inc. Violence, explicit sex, strong lang, masturbation, dual masturbation, or phone sex. This story starts as a fun camping trip,then back to college and drama/angst incur.
As the World Turns - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 429,595 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
The Red Light District by TotallyObsessive reviews
When Suzaku moves to a new city his desperation for a job lands in him in a brothel selling the services of teenage boys and while he's not selling his body just yet a few of his classmates are Can Suzaku adapt and make his new friend smile? SuzuxLulu AU!
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,685 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L.
1 up by Deathly-Whisper reviews
Hikaru wants to play his video games, Kaoru wants him to do his homework...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Got that, you two? by Beckyno1 reviews
A quick Ouran High School Host Club fic I did at midnight. It's them discussing who they'll go with to the dance. TamakixKauro. I know, an unusual pairing. No mature themes or lemons, I'm afraid. Please read and review ; it'd help! :D
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Kaoru H., Tamaki S. - Complete
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I Promise reviews
The twins have kept their forbidden relationship a secret. Soon, someone discovers it and plays a game that can ruin everything. What happens when things turn more serious and dangerous? Will their promise to be together be enough? Please read and review
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,850 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Aokigahara reviews
The Host Club travel to the forest of Aokigahara where they have stepped into a nightmare. They must face the sins they are guilty of and to escape, each must repent in the most extreme and twisted ways possible. Warning: Contains disturbing images.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Kaoru H.
Porphyria's Lover reviews
One twin is ill and the other helps to care for his needs. Trouble reaches them when they turn 17.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
To Break Two Hearts with One Roger reviews
Roger and Mark have been going out for a while. They hide it but secretSSSSS come out later. Please Review. It's kinda better than it sounds MarkRoger, RogerMimi and everyone else. SemiAU
RENT - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Mark C., Roger D.
Opened Eyes reviews
Mark remembers the way everyone died and how he is left alone. The whole story comes before Why am I the Witness. Please Review. CANCELLED
RENT - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Mark C.
Why am I the Witness? reviews
Mark finds himslef falling for Roger until he catches on something.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete