Name: Muffin

Location: Alfred

Gender: Female

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A HETALIA FAN WHEN...

1. Everytime you hear your countries name you immediately think of Hetalia

2. You start listening to politics more often so you can have something to write/draw about

3. You've become so much more proud of your country.

4. You want to learn another language to represent your own or favourite country.

5. History is so much more interesting.

6. You know history better than most.

7. You cannot listen to anything about history without thinking about Hetalia.

8. You're pissed that Prussia isn't a real country anymore.

9. You snicker every single time that you hear about England being mad at a country.

10. ...or Spanish Inquisition.

11. Your History Teacher thinks something is wrong with you.

12. ...so does your Geography teacher.

13. You started to say daze, aru or eh after every sentence.

14. ...maple.

15. You cheer everytime someone says your countries name.

16. And when you find another fan of Hetalia from your country (especially Canadians XD)

17. You want to go to an APH anime convention just to show off your country.

18. You cheered extra loud during the Olympics.

19. Your friends think you have issues.

20. You seriously want to travel the world now.

Time for a Axis Powers Hetalia Meme! (if you know not of hetalia then you MUST go to gogoanime.com this second and watch it!)

Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1) Denmark

2) Prussia

3) America

4) Norway

5) Finland

6) Sweden

7) Poland

8) Lithuania

9) Russia

10) China

11) Korea

12) Canada

I happen to love everyone on that show, but these are the twelve that came to mind

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Finland/ China? I can’t say I have . . . would be interesting though! ponders

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

HELLZ YEAH!! I have a secret thing for heroes doesn’t everyone?

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

I . . . I don’t even know! A Denmark/Sweden baby? All I can say is that Denmark would have the craziest of all mood swings. poor Sweden

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Good fics about Russia? By himself, not off the top of my head.

Russia being a crazy stalker and following China everywhere and then coaxing him into his bed and . . . well you get the point! Yes, most definitely!

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Poland and Prussia . . . Like totally dysfunctional, but, like, amazingly cute!

(I have not read any FF for this couple but I could definitely see the perks)

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Norway/Lithuania or Norway/Russia? Wow I don’t even know, if I had to choose probably Norway/Russia.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If Poland discovered America and Lithuania in a secret relationship . . . . LIKE GET YOUR HAND OFF OF MY LIET YOU HUMBERGER WORSHIPPING PERV! HE IS LIKE TOTALLY MINE!!

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Prussia/Sweden . . .

He wasn’t quite sure how he got there. One minute he was drinking beer with his brother and that cute Italian guy (what was his name again . . . Feliciano or something) and the next thing he knew he was in a strange bed in a cold house with nothing but snow out the window to clue him into where he was. This couldn’t end well.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Norway/China

Not that I have ever heard of, aru!

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Denmark/Finland (finally something I can work with) Hmm, lets set up a situation. Sweden and Finland plan to run away and Sweden ends up taking Norway with him instead. Denmark would therefore have to console the poor Finn! Now for a title!

How My Husband Ran Away With My Tormentors Love Interest. . . That works! ideas brewing in head

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

America/Korea . . . Well there would definitely be something about McDonalds originating in Korea. And fluff, you can’t have a paring with two countries that act like children and not have fluff!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Poland . . .het?! Is there such a thing?

Russia slash . . . DUH!! Bff’s and I agree RoChu FTW!!

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

Songfic for Russia . . . lets see!

Russia only fic-

Dreaming by System of a Down

Lonely Day by System of a Down

Bullet With Butterfly Wings by Smashing Pumpkins

My Friends from Sweeney Tood

Russia/China fic-

Loose Control by Waldo’s People

For You I Will by Teddy Geiger (for a sweet fluffy fic)

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

America/Prussia/Sweden . . . WARNING: Two AWESOME nations and a secretly kinky Sweden . . . and SMEX.

Probably something along the lines of that

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Lithuania picking up Finland . . . “I seem to have lost my friend in the rye fields. Could you kindly direct me toward your bed?”

Haha. . . No, not really. How about.

“I am trying to hide from a crazy cross-dressing Pole, could I possibly find refuge in your room.”

That seems better . . . Not that Liet would EVER try and hide from his dear Poland!

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

It was cold when China reached the Russians house. Using the spare key, he let himself in the front door. All the lights were off but as he advanced further into the house he heard the sound of crying coming from the direction of the living room.

Peeking in he saw the broken figure of Lithuania curled up next to the couch. He quickly rushed to the others side pulling the brunette into a fierce embrace.

“Y-Yao?” the younger one asked quietly. China quickly pressed a gentle kiss to lips of the other male.

“Quite, I have come to rescue you, aru.” Lithuania looked up and pressed another kiss to the soft lips of the Chinese man. The light that sparkled in the boy’s eyes made any shit he would have to take from the Russian later, all worth it.

Wow, I didn’t think I could do that. Talk about a crack pairing! China/Lithuania!

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Poland walked in on Prussia and Canada having sex . . . (PruCan my OTP!!)

Why are you, like, making so mush noise if you are totally in bed all alone?

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Norway de-flowering Denmark . . . Something along the lines of Denmark wanting to de-flour Norway but he was taking to long so Norway takes control.

I worship this paring!! Though Denmark is DEFINITELY on top here

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

I don’t think you could find a story out there with Poland that wasn’t slash . . . of course my friends read seven slash!

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

America het? Um I am POSITIVE that that doesn’t happen! Who would you put him with? Hungary? Ukraine? No wait Belarus, that’s it

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Korea? Of course! You know writing and drawing originated in Korea!

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Prussia/Norway/Finland . . . Hmm yes it could be a sequel How My Husband Ran Away with My Tormentors Love Interest. Norway feels bad about leaving Finland behind so he enlist Prussia to use his ‘awesomeness’ to combat Denmark’s ‘awesomeness’. Norway rescues Finland and they all go back to Prussia’s house for some pointless but hot smex.

. . . that ought to work real well! sarcasm

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

ARU! (enough said)

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Two days ago!

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

I believe this was established in number 14, awesome people . . . and saunas!

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Would Korea shag Russia. Sober, NO, Drunk . . . possibly.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

If America and Poland were to get together I’m sure that Poland would top. rolls eyes

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Denmark and Russia are in a happy relationship until Russia suddenly runs off with Norway. Denmark then has a hot one night stand with Korea (one-night stands originated in Korea!) and a briefly unhappy affair with Canada (Den: Where did you go? Can: how can you not see me! You are in the middle of invading my vital regions!?), then follows the wise advise of Finland and find true love with Prussia (they are truly an awesome couple!)

Title: My Sadistic and Easter Love Affairs Lead Me to Find Someone Almost as Awesome as I Am, A Biography

Or

Title: It Only Took Torture To Find the (Awesome) Man I Love

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Isn’t Poland /Lithuania already cannon?!