Phantasquehide bio
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Liticaphobia: Fear of lawsuits. Out of liticaphobia, I shall post the standard disclaimer for all/future stories: what I write is fanfiction, fanfiction -- fiction created by a fan -- I write because I want to write, so I make no money; I do not own the characters that I am writing about -- however, the plots are all mine. June 5, 2011 Alive, and officially a college student. By now, it's safe to assume that the only reason my two stories are up is nostalgia. (To this day, they embarrass me.) On the other hand, I have many new ideas that might see the light of day. (Including a ridiculously massive Bleach story that I'm still trying to figure out.) |
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The New Trials of Card Captor Sakura and Friends by Wish-Chan reviews
Set two years after CCS, this is a fanfic started in Fall 1999 and continues the adventures of the gang against Dark Ones. As S&S seal new forces, they learn secrets about of their parents' past and strive to understand the future.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 122 - Words: 1,976,266 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 1/31/2001 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
Daatyod by Deletedaccountnolongeractive reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 3,448 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Clash in the Land of Snow: Legacy Version! by FictionReader98 reviews
This story is in response to Tellemicus Sundance's challenge for someone to write a movie version of Naruto: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow, with his characters from Legacy of the Rasengan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 427,315 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 9/7/2017 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gods of Vindication by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
"The resemblance is... incredible." His revenge and her past collide. [SasuSaku/OroTsuna] CHAPTER XII: Dolor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,925 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
The Lazy Uchiha by Hibiki54 reviews
The Uchiha clan were known as genius ninja. But all clans have that one black sheep. Meet Uchiha Itachi, a born genius and the laziest ninja you will ever find! Abandoned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 455,458 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
Show Me a Hero by JadeCrescent Fallen reviews
What if Konoha was the weakest hidden village? What if it was just a huge slum? The Rookie 9 have just graduated, and now they must face their problems to better the future of Konoha. An epic tale of romance, determination, and hardship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 207,852 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/12/2006
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 4216 - Favs: 8,671 - Follows: 3,305 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 3,193 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 3,640 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
Legacy of the Rasengan III: Chuuten by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It is coming. The storm is approaching quickly. Fueled by powers of demonic origins, two of them are destined to rise above the rest. To fly on the wings of angels into heaven itself. DISCONTINUED! Adopted by FictionReader98
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,718 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Regret Not A Thing by Mizerable reviews
Even in my darkest hour, your hand still found mine.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,644 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Sasuke U.
Before The Dawn by Lady Silvamord reviews
Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 250,455 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 2,633 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Shattered Innocence: Shinobi Revelations by fivetail reviews
set for deletion on 1.11.09
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Suiren by Eimii reviews
In the midst of the Chuunin Exam, Sakura recalls the promise she made to herself and comes to a realization about her own ninja way... Updates: Side story, 'Affinity' added! Note to new readers: See continuity warning on Chapter 23...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,361 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Sakura H., Anko M.
Stormbenders by Fandomme reviews
S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,033 - Reviews: 2942 - Favs: 4,527 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
An Ounce of Prevention by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
During the timeskip, Sakura finds a very interesting diary among Tsunade's books and papers. Trouble ensues. Minor crossover with Harry Potter. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Sakura H. - Complete
Seeking Ginny by Casca reviews
For years Ginny Weasley has tried to stop her feelings for Harry Potter. She's even uprooted her life. But what happens when it's time to come face to face with him again?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 165,816 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/21/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Hanami by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku She saved his life out of compassion, and he took advantage of her kind heart. Before she knew what was going on, he had bound her to him in a way she had never expected, and what scared her the most was that he was never going to let her go.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,962 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
A Little More Time by Jess Pallas reviews
DH Spoilers Was it possible to save two lives without altering history? Was it possible to given them a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,353 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Behind a Mask by refused reviews
Hiatus. Tenten, now 18 years old and chuunin, takes her first step as ANBU. Never did she imagine that a certain blonde would be the new captain of her team. NaruTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,826 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Naruto U., Tenten
Legacy of the Rasengan II: Makaze Rekidaishi by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It is a time of intense training. But as the Rookie 9 carry on with their lives and missions, some of them run into a very familiar face…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,851 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hazardous Missions 101 by Cella N reviews
“I’m going to hell.” “Now, Sakura, becoming a teacher won’t get you in hell.” SAKURA. CHILDREN. On teaching, slices of life, children, learning, bitchfights, useless missions, more children, clones, campfires, girl troubles, and lots of ninjas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,723 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sakura H.
Reading Beneath the Lines by Kurozakura reviews
A story about Neji and Sakura that begins during the timeskip and extends into the second arc. A lot can happen in 2.5 years: promotion exams, new jutsu, new outfits. The most recent chapters coincide with the current manga storyline. NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,212 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deadly Deception by Delylah reviews
He could not stand being Harry anymore.... He had...never wished so intensely that he could be somebody...anybody...else... Order of the Phoenix, U.S. edition, page 822. Sometimes the best place to hide is in plain sight. An AU year 6 fic, started preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,962 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 10/8/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Necromancer by V-chan2k6 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke was holding on to something. In one chance encounter, she brought it back to life. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,757 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
Secret Life by atruwriter reviews
When Hermione goes missing, Harry and Ron are called upon to find her. Estranged from her, they soon uncover a family they didn't know she had, friendships they hadn't known were conceived, and in the middle, is a very distraught husband: Draco Malfoy. [ABANDONED]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,632 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Red Blossom by Yamisui reviews
After Orochimaru's attack on Konoha, Kakashi's team embarks on a Wave Country mission, risking war with the Mist Ninja. There Naruto and his friends must face Shinkuhana...an assassin's jutsu that brings instant death to both its victim AND its wielder...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,032 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Substitute Affections by Akane-Rei reviews
To be married out of duty, can two people find a way to bridge the abyss before them? Byakuya x Rukia.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,648 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Byakuya K., Rukia K.
Under Cobwebs by crinklescofftrip reviews
Memory is based on three things: Importance, Novelty, and Interest. In some cases it decays, but, unfortunately, in others it can last a lifetime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,987 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Itachi U., Obito U. - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 238 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Girl Talk by sna reviews
A hospital ward is just about the only place the kunoichi of Konoha have time to stop and chat. Set during the 3rd Ninja War. Starring Anko, Kurenai, Shizune, Suzume and Rin. Multiparter. Part 4 up! COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,429 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Kurenai Y., Anko M. - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3474 - Favs: 4,600 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hindsight's 2020 by Tea Leaf reviews
AU, High School, the bane of the teenage existence. Toss in the gangs, the rivalries, the cliques, the existential angst and one twisted plot for revenge and no one will escape unscathed. Too bad no one saw that until it was too late.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,021 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Sakura H., Sakura H.
Why the Caged Bird Sings by Suave Boogie reviews
After a little accident with Appa, Aang and the others realize they have company. And this time, he's HER prisoner... [Zuko x Katara] UPDATED! SUPER DUPER LONG CHAPTER.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,251 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Zuko, Katara
Softly Say Goodnight by Chevira Lowe reviews
(PG-15) Jiraiya, Orochimaru and Tsunade as a team. How they began, and why they fell apart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,299 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 3/14/2005
Public Display of Affection by Erythros reviews
[Draco Hermione] They weren’t much for PDA – that is, Public Display of Affection. After all, he was Draco Malfoy and she was Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 267 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Blushing Bride by QuasiAngel reviews
Tired of being alone in her fiancé's house, Sakura takes to the woods and stumbles over an injured man. One Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Death Of A Soul by Wicked Child reviews
No. They would tremble because she would have no guilt or regret in killing those she once held dear. A smile would adorn her delicate face as she swept a kunai across her precious sensei’s throat....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,088 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/20/2004 - Published: 9/21/2004
Spirit of Fire by Smiter reviews
DISCONTINUED This takes place after Naruto catches up with Sasuke at the waterfall Manga spoilers up to chapter 224. Eventual pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,665 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Interlude: Life of a Modern Kage by Geno Calamari reviews
Life goes on. Seasons turn. People grow, change, age, and wither away. Families are born, shattered, and reconstituted all in the space of a single lifetime. There is always another generation to take the place of the ones who fall. One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,800 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Complete
A Golden Gray Mourning by Istoria reviews
A disappearance in a nearby village leads to a greater mystery as Team 7 is forced to examine the consequences of the violence inherent in the their world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,307 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Sakura H., Ibiki M. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,351 - Follows: 769 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Promises Unbroken by Robin4 reviews
Sirius Black remained the Secret Keeper and everything he feared came to pass. Ten years later, James and Lily live, Harry attends Hogwarts, and Voldemort remains…yet the world is different and nothing is as it seems. AU, updated for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 170,882 - Reviews: 3226 - Favs: 3,932 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Severus S. - Complete
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Sisterhood: New Beginnings reviews
Shy Chloe was slowly learning to let go; Nevaeh-Mai can't help herself when her mother's fiance turns out to be her ex-boyfriend's father; Katie found herself at camp; and Faith was piecing her parents' marriage together. This is the new sisterhood.
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008
Crescendo reviews
[AU] She was never a romantic, years of being shuffled around from foster homes did that to her. Intelligent and realistic, her life is turned upside down upon meeting [and cussing out] her new teacher, Uchiha Itachi. [ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.