HARK! I have figured out that, for the end of Twilight, the idiotic author we all know and love is going to have this dramatic gasp twist (that she saw on her soap opera while washing dishes) in which Bella decides to go to Jacob! double GASP! Then, it turns out that the story in the twilight series were her memoirs that she told her half dog children, along with some other bullshit line like , "And this picture is the only thing I have left of Edward Cullen" or "And everytime I look at this scar, I can almost hear his voice." oh my GAWD.

For those of you who are reading it, you must realize that Bella Swan has no concept whatsoever of love or Stephenie Meyer has no concept of love. That, or she wrote that piece of crap she calls 'Eclipse' from an episode of days of our lives. That was the saddest excuse for a book I've ever picked up. If you love someone, truly LOVE someone, YOU CAN'T JUST FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE! It's complete bull! I've never even met Gerard Way, and I still appreciate and care about and pray for and ONLY adore him (in that way)! Because I LOVE him! Bella Swan doesn't love Edward or Jacob! She's a stupid adolescent who likes attention.

(Aug/23/08) I finished Breaking Dawn a few weeks ago, and must admit, I am not impressed with Meyer's excuse for Bella and Jacob's connection. Think about it: if Jacob had imprinted on Renesmee, wouldn't he have a bond with both of her parents? She's not a fucking clone; she's as much Edward's daughter as she is Bella's. I thought the author may understand that, since she's such a parent herself. And I still find it very strange that not ONE of those centuries-old intelligent vampires had anything to say about Bella's immature views on love. No one knew of the "explanation" in the end; yet they all smiled and nodded and went along with the plot. The plot, may I add, that they had NO IDEA THEY WERE A PART OF. Pathetic.

I yawned at the non-violent climax, and laugh at her excuse for a series. The story sounded like a fanfiction written by a Bella/Edward, desperately trying to redeem the ruined relationship. That, or she was making Edward and Bella be together for the sake of her fans. Fuck the fans! You are the author, Meyer! You call the shots!

Stephenie Meyer has turned herself into the Fall Out Boy of authors, but instead of "Whatever you say, MTV," it's "Whatever you say, opinionated audience." This may have been a good series, but the book Eclipse ruined all that may've been a happy, non-confusing ending. Two thumbs down, Meyer; I pity those who still worship you.

Which is why Scott Westerfeld is my new favorite Author. AnYwAyS...

Name: Rachel Cobain-Way, after the two greatest rockers ever.

Age: 7 million or so... Nah, I'm 13. (Or am I...?)

Location: San Francisco (yeah, i wish)

Status: Undead, and loving it!

I am no longer a fanfictioner (is that even a word...?). No offense, but I've outgrown it. any shitty comments I left you however long ago probably have no relevance to me whatsoever now, because in present times, I'm more about the music. MCR helped get me out of the hell bound roller coaster I was riding by sticking to Teen Titans and fanfiction, so they are presently my main focus. So...that's that.

Here's the rest:

Favorite bands: My Chemical Romance, Nirvana, The Matches, Panic! at the Disco, Avenged Sevenfold,Taking Back Sunday, Red Jumpsuit apparatus, Nine Inch Nails, the Academy Is..., Aerosmith, Queen, 30 Seconds to Mars, AFI, Aiden, the almost, Armor for Sleep, My American Heart, Mayday Parade, Chevelle, I am Ghost,Beastie Boys, Blaqk Audio, Cute is What we Aim For, Flyleaf, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Gym Class Heroes, Korn, Linkin Park, Muse, Nickelback, P.O.D., Paramore, Papa roach, Queens of the Stoneage, Red Hot Chili peppers, Seether, Senses Fail, Set yous goals, Smashing pumpkins, Soundgarden, Three Days grace, U2, the White stripes... I forgot a lot, though.

Boys: Brendon Urie, Billy Corgan, Mikey Way, Shawn Harris, Kurdt Cobain, and last but indefinitely not least... GERARD WAY!! I love him more than anything on Earth, so suck eggs, Redneck Randy!!

Favorite shows: House, the Soup

Fave Subject: Creative Writing

BFFs: girlz:Marie, Ella, Andie, Lynn, Penny... Too many to name them all.boyz:James,Arthur, Patel, Robin,too.(trust me!)

Extra: Goth, 5'7", vegetarian(not vegan...I can't live without cheese), surrounded by boys, in love with Gerard Way and maybe Shawn Harris (a little...), and addicted to punk rock.

Fave couples: I don't ship anymore. sort of a tohru/kyo.

Colors: red, black, & silver

Weblinks: www.mychemicalromance.com www.deviantart.com www.youtube.com

there are my pros, here are my cons:

Hated Shows: CSI Miami, Tyra Banks Show, the Hills

Hated Bands: the Used, Marylin Manson, and all of you other MCR hating douche bags (you can tell they're all jealous little girls if you pay atttention).

Hated Subject: Science.I draw when we go to science (and the teacher never knows!!)

Hated People: My neighbors.Twitch

Extra Hated Stuff: Liars, cheaters, posers, people who call MCR emo even though the band has said A MILLION FKING TIMES THAT THEY AREN'T.

Hated Couples:In the wise words of Gerard Way: I. Don't. Care.

That's me. I've discontinued all of my stories, because I write my OWN stuff now.

other crap:

Kamakaze cupcakes

(Me & Ella are walking to pick-up)-Me: "Did u like the party El?"

Ella:"Yeah."

(Ella drops cupcake)Me:"Ella, you-"

(steps on cupcake)squishElla:"eww...Well at least I still have the other cupcake."

(chocolate cupcake randomly decides to commit suicide & falls off the plate).

Me: "Oh no! Suicidal haunted cupcakes!"

Look at each other, scream, & run.

The picture

(Marie draws anime onthe class whiteboard. Ella tries to draw on it..)

Marie: "Cut it out."

Ella: " I want to draw blushies!"

Alex: "What...?"

Ella: "Ray! Draw an anime face."

Me(Shrugs): "Okay."

(I finish)Ella: "EWWW!That looks like Terra!"

Marie: "Let's kill it!"

Alex(holds up eraser):"I'm armed!"

Me: "That's not Terra!Terra's nose is like this!"draws pig snout

Ella: "Yeah and bunny teeth..."

(one horrendous makeove later...)

Me:"Tada! Pig snouted, buck toothed, cross eyed, morbidly obese, wanna-be Erry, moron named Terra!"

Arthur stares at our masterpiece: "Rachel...crack kills you know..."

I clap:"Does coke kill? I HAD'S A LOT OF COKE!!BESIDES, THAT BIATCH DESERVES IT!!"

Arthur thunks head against my desk in annoyance.YAY! Terra died!

Wrong

James walks out of bathroom:"Hey guys."

Me (mad at him for ignoring my perfection...joking):"Why don't you stay with your gay friends?"

James:"Because my gay friends are doing horrible gay things to each other with cheese graders in the bathroom."

Me: "Good idea. You can stay with us."

Let me add to this story: Homophobia is WRONG! I said that a long time ago, and no longer use the word gay in a derogatory way. It is very disrespectful.

Girls hate the world

After learning My Chemical Romance's Mikey Way was taking a break for a honeymoon with new wife, Alicia Simmons (Way), I was beyond depressed. I love Mikey, and love that he's happy, but I love the band, and was beyond pissed about the "temporary replacement." After all, no one coul even "temporarily" replace Mikey Way.

At the time, I blamed Alicia. (i'm so stupid).

Our Math teacher, was ranting and raving about teenage & pre-teen girls. At the time, I was trying not to cry at the Spin article I had read.

The teacher proclaimed, "Girls Hate the World, these days!"

Lifting my head, holding back tears, I clarified loudly:

"I don't hate the world. I hate Alicia Simmons!"

My friends roared with laughter & agreement. That is a day none of us will forget for quite a while. Especially me, and my then jealousy towards Alicia.

So congrats, Mikey and Alicia! I wish you both the best in life.