Hello, ladies and gents -- I'm Jay Black. Contrary to popular belief, I am a girl. I am...Sirius's sister! Gasp! Hey, who said it couldn't happen?! For all we know, Lord Voldemort (Gasp!) could be Ron's uncle's girlfriend's cousin's son's brother's roomate -- which makes Ron and Lord Voldemort (Gasp!) absolutely NOTHING! Gwahahahahaha! Y'know, Jay isn't just a guy's name. In other words, if you call me a guy, prepare to get kicked in the rear!

I am the anonymous girl Marauder. Mum told off Sirius for allowing me in a prank, so I didn't get to put my name in the map. Sucks, don't it? BAH! At least -I- don't get in trouble...Siri AKA Padfoot got detention for turning Snape's hair pink! Bloody pink! *Cackles*

Ah, yes...my Animagus form is a cat..."Padfoot" teased me about being like McGonagall, but who cares?! I know every nook and cranny of this Godforsaken school like the back of my hand! And besides, I can avoid trouble like this -- they think I'm either Filch's cat (Someone kicked me!) or McGonagall; or just some student's cat. So I am...Snakeyes! Yes, Snakeyes! Padfoot teases me also for this because it's like Slytherin...poo on him...yeah.