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You'll Like Me When I'm Dead by Jade-Max reviews
Post RoTS AU - Dark Drama & Dark Romance: Suit-less Vader has learned that Padmé has survived and is determined to install her in her rightful place by side... Minor P/OC & V/A pairing at the beginning - primary V/P pairing. EPIC.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 297,444 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala
Vader's Angel by wertman25 reviews
In an Alternate Universe, Sidious found Anakin at the age of seven and raised him to be the ruthless Sith Lord, Darth Vader. He knows nothing of love, only hate and anger. So what happens when Padmé starts to show curiosity for the Sith Lord? (Seriously, M for later chapters) Re-uploading is taking place in earlier chapters
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 330,374 - Reviews: 4315 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
The Sith & The Senator by WrittinInStone reviews
AU. Anakin Skywalker is captured and sold into slavery to Darth Sidious at the tender age of nine. Padmé Amidala, Queen of Naboo, faces the horrors of the Trade Federation's invasion without the help of the Galactic Senate. Both become warped by their experiences; hardened, vicious, cunning. But then they meet their match… in one another. And it changes the Republic for all time.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 237,241 - Reviews: 3357 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 2,507 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Conference by Gemmaaaaa reviews
They talk for a little longer about Leia, her progress and where she hopes the girl will be with her studies by the end of the year before Padme reaches for the painting she looked at earlier and slides it across the table so Anakin can see it too. She just hopes she isn't about to overstep the mark with this. "This is something Leia painted. Her family." Modern AU!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 115,476 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 2/7/2017 - Published: 1/23/2016 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala] Leia O.
Into the Last Good Fight by 1991Kira reviews
Sequel to OMITF. The adventures of everyone's favorite time-travelling turian continue as he and Commander Shepard kick Collector butt and chew bubblegum. . . except they're all out of bubblegum. ME2. Shakarian. Time-travel.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,815 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 8/27/2015 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
The Chronicles of Darth Vader by TheReddQueen reviews
Only the darkness fueled him to push beyond the barriers & rules set by the Emperor. Secretly, his plans have been silently calculated & he can feel a dawning of a new day arriving as his power reaches new heights. But, how can he move to strike in silence when she sees everything before it happens. Can she be broken or will he bend to her light?
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,201 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/27/2016 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala
A Night for Opera and Everything Else by DarthRuinous reviews
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine requests Anakin's presence at the Galaxies Opera House to lay his greatest trap yet, but something occurs that was not foreseen, at least not by the Dark Lord of the Sith. AU. Violence warning. PART 1 is complete! 1/9/16
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 139,239 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine
Shattered Glass by Padlei reviews
ROTS AU. What if Padmé waited for Anakin to come back from Mustafar like he asked her to? But what Obi-Wan told her has shaken her and she quickly realizes the Anakin coming back to her is not really her husband…
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 172,053 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Help by AViewerLikeMe reviews
"Hold me. . .like you did by the lake on Naboo. . .so long ago when there was nothing but our love ... No politics, no plotting, no war." Yeah, NO. This is not the time to be held. This is the time to help. An AU ROTS Oneshot rewriting the argument between Padmé and Anakin.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,852 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/16/2015 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Part One: Menace Reborn by YamiSnuffles reviews
*ABANDONED* Anakin dies from his injuries on Mustafar and awakens nine years old again. He has a second chance, but does he want it? And will he still fall? Nothing is certain and nothing is quite as Anakin remembers it.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,369 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J.
I Like Short Shorts by TheMacUnleashed reviews
A collection of humorous short stories. And all the good titles were taken. Chapter 96: It's Anakin's first day attending classes at the Temple. Obi-Wan is forced to soothe his nerves.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 96 - Words: 96,983 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/22/2008
The Finer Shades of Why by Yesac reviews
When Dooku realizes far earlier Sidious' intentions to replace him, Sidious' plans never come to fruition... but Dooku's do. Across the galaxy, Anakin and Obi-Wan are shot down by their own men and try to make sense of why.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 212,901 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Double Trouble by Miss Ink reviews
AU. Obi-wan and Anakin journey to a bad part of space and are given a copy of Padme Amidala. What will they do with her? What will the original Padme say? Obidala
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,748 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Irony by Christy T reviews
An accident causes Asajj Ventress to have memory loss. And consequently, she falls madly in love with the first man she sets eyes on. Needless to say, the results are humorous. AU Clone Wars.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,321 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 2/19/2009 - A. Ventress, Obi-Wan K.
Uncover by The Nature Of Randomness reviews
Padmé Naberrie is forcibly wed to the mysterious Darth Vader. Things begin to change when she come across a mysterious cache. As more and more facts no longer add up, Padmé makes it her personal mission to find out what exactly has been going on.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala
Closing The Circle by Angel5000 reviews
Obi-Wan has been sent on a mission to apprehend a dangerous man from his past, leaving Anakin behind.Imprisoned and tortured, the question arises: to what lengths will Anakin go to save Obi-Wan's life? And will his life come at the cost of Anakin's soul?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 48 - Words: 52,620 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Return of the Dark Acolyte by IBG reviews
AU- Anakin never fell, but he's not-quite-light. Order 66 never happened, but the Jedi had to change. Ten years have passed since Sidious' defeat ended the Clone Wars. Obi-Wan Kenobi is given an 'easy' assignment in lieu of leave.. or is he?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,187 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Murder On Toledo by Darth Comrade reviews
Anakin and Ahsoka are inseperable. But what happens when Anakin's old friend, Jerandeel, shows up with his own padawan and jealousy comes into play? Drama, murder and betrayal. Set before Council of Love.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,824 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka T.
What Happens on Corellia by Citizenjess reviews
A run-of-the-mill weekend excursion on the pleasure planet of Corellia results in consequences far more dire than Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Ahsoka Tano anticipate when Obi-Wan ends up married to Asajj Ventress. Written with D. COMPLETE.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,480 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Asajji Ventress, Obi- Wan K. - Complete
Inbox by Mathematica reviews
9: This is Jabba the Hutt. Please leave a message.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,661 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008
Purgatory by HelenT reviews
As if the comment Obi-Wan had made to Luke about Anakin ‘dying’ when he became Darth Vader was literally true, a newly dead Vader wakes in a strange world—as a twenty-three year old again. Post ROTJ-See chapter 1 for full summary.*Anakin/Padme* AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 173,620 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
The Devil's Blackest Sins by Mya Scarlet reviews
Revenge of the Sith meets Othello. Sith Obi-Wan as Iago. Obi-Wan/Dormé, Anakin/Padmé. Rated M for sexual situations and violence.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,509 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Obi-Wan K.