Promenius
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Joined 12-08-06, id: 1178160, Profile Updated: 11-17-12

Name; Promenius

Gender; Male

Age; 22

Occupation; Student

Hobbies; Fanfiction, drawing/painting, gaming

About myself; I'm a fairly big guy. And by that I mean I could do with a little bit more excercising, hehe. Still, I'm comfortable with my own size, and my friends like me for who I am, so it's not like I'm in a big hurry to change my lifestyle.

I'm studying to become a teacher, and it's pretty hard work.

My favourite games:

Battle Realms (my absolute favourite)

Legacy of Kain series

Neverwinter Nights 2 (Especially the MotB expansion)

Baldur's Gate series

Mass Effect series

Crysis series

World of Warcraft

My favourite movies:

Lord of the Rings

Star Wars

Mall Rats

My favourite anime/manga:

Naruto

One Piece

Bleach

Fairy Tail

Vinland Saga

Berserk

Full Metal Alchemist

Hellsing

Drifters

Fanfiction pet peeves;

I generally don't like yaoi. Maybe it's because I'm straight and a guy, but I personally think it's just because most yaoi stories are written for no other reason than some fangirl wanting to "see that cute person with another cute person because they're so cute together!!11! OMG SQUEEE!1!"

I don't have anything against people wiriting it, nor do I have anything against anyone who likes it. I just get uncomfortable reading about it, that's all. And yet at the same time, I have nothing against yuri. Bit of hypocrisy belonging to the average horny male, methinks. Hehe.

Whenever I read stories about Naruto, I always like to take into account how the world they live in works. "Ninjas exist, GOGOGO" seems to be the precedent Kishimoto has establised in the Naruto world. That's his right, of course, but me, I like to take other things into account. Like, why aren't the Shinobi rulers of the world? Why do they listen to the daimyo? Going by the canon numbers of shinobi, they seem to rule the world they live in, in all but name. AND YET AT THE SAME TIME; they need the "permission" of the daimyo to really do anything major.

What the heck?

Also, the numbers of the shinobi and samurai forces in canon are just -too much- for me to blindly accept. 80,000?! EIGHTY THOUSAND SHINOBI!?

Jesus Christ.

You won't be seeing that many shinobi in any of -my- potential stories, that's for sure. That's because I like to think of the Shinobi as -Elite- Mercenaries. Relatively few in number, but still powerful enough to present a threat. But in no way would the Shinobi on their own be enough to conquer the Elemental Nations.

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Naruto: Great Clan Days by Kenchi618 reviews
Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 386,811 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 4,617 - Follows: 4,615 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U.
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 5,878 - Follows: 5,242 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Stars Fade by totallybursar reviews
Shepard knows that destroying the Reapers will kill her. Trouble is, she's never been good at dying. The explosion of dark energy from the Crucible thrusts Shepard into a totally different universe. Post ME3 ending, DA2 Act 2 beginning. Please note that this is not a FemShep/F!Hawke fic. THIS STORY HAS RECENTLY BEEN EDITED TO ALIGN WITH GAME CANON REVEALED IN DA:I
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 208,216 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 6/5/2017 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Shepard (F), Varric T., Hawke (F)
Of Sheep and Battle Chicken by LogicalPremise reviews
My AU retelling of ME1 in a darker, sinister universe. Much darker and more realistic views of the SA and the Citadel Council, a more dangerous, involved Cerberus, and a more conflicted Saren and Benezia. Changes much of the ME1 dynamic to remove plot holes with more focus on politics, military strategy, and space combat. Pairing is FShep/Liara. Rewritten through Chapter 65 so far.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 123 - Words: 744,348 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 4/13/2012 - [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Illusive Man - Complete
Victory at Ostagar by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
When Bryce Cousland's little spitfire scaled the Tower of Ishal and lit the beacon at the critical moment, King Cailan won a mighty victory against the darkspawn. The Blight, however was far from over. All other origins included, plus Hawke and his companions. Cousland/Loghain, Morrigan/Anders, Surana/Zevran, Fergus/Anora, and more. Half a million hits and still going.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 128 - Words: 1,173,512 - Reviews: 5241 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Cousland - Complete
Interdimensional Evility by Vlad Domaklaoss reviews
The Overlord was sent across dimensions to retrieve specimens of a fruit thing. Next thing he knew, he slammed headfirst into a pirate ship.
Crossover - One Piece & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,545 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010