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 Author has written 9 stories for NCIS, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Black Swan, 2010, iCarly, and Twilight. I like Sweeney Todd, Rise Against, Shakespeare, Marc Cohn, Jake and Amir, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Friends, sushi, Eminem, NCIS, Prince of Thieves 1991, Rafael Nadal, Metallica, LOTR, iCarly, Christina Grimmie, Twilight, Victorious, Helena Bonham Carter, and the Shrek movies. And FC Barcelona. Bye |
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Against the Moon by Stoplight Delight reviews
The odds were stacked against him: a child from a blended home with no friends, no social skills to speak of, and a terrible secret. Yet slowly Remus Lupin began to discover there was a place for him in the world, if he could find the courage to claim it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 134 - Words: 852,703 - Reviews: 4908 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 10/2/2017 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
Detention Please by Stars and Stripes reviews
500-Word one-shots of practical jokes and hilarious stunts from your favorite twins.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,829 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/22/2017 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Always by aterriblebeautyisborn reviews
After all this time? Always. The friendship of Severus Snape and Lily Evans. (Eventual James/Lily)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 119 - Words: 613,755 - Reviews: 2925 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 1/30/2017 - Published: 5/6/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S.
The Magic Word Is Sorry, Not Please by FlitwicksLittleBrother reviews
Follows Rose, Scorpius, James, Lily, Al, Roxy and all the other Weasleys or Potters through a year of Hogwarts which brings them heartache, love, sadness and laughter. Complete; sequel to be posted soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 244,867 - Reviews: 2779 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
I May Be Obsessed by BellatrixBlackLovett reviews
He thought it was all in his head; he couldn't love someone like her. But soon that love became an obsession... An obsession that came with danger.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,339 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Bad Romance by uchiha.s reviews
She loved him first.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 204,840 - Reviews: 2941 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Muggle Games by DominoTyler reviews
Harry, Hermione, Ron, Snape, Lucius, Bellatrix, Voldemort, Cho, Luna, Ginny, Pavarti, Draco are all locked in a classroom. No magic, no way to harm each other. A box of muggle games is their only amusement for three days. Don't own HP or games.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,447 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
Abomination by aterriblebeautyisborn reviews
Blood traitor, abomination, shame of their flesh... The tragedy of Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,682 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Sirius B.
The Totally Epical Adventures of an Emo Hippie by Queen of Stuff reviews
At last, a bittersweet ending to this grammatical diarrhea! Now with zombies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,297 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Draco M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Under the Waves by mssdare reviews
Jasper is a haunted soul who hates his vampire instincts and gets off by inducing emotions in the humans that he hunts. One day he meets a young, desperate man and everything changes. HEAVY Angst, M/M, graphic depictions of violance. Would be rated EXPLICIT if ffnet allowed it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,092 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Tell Me What You Want by MusicMovesMyPen reviews
Jasper is constantly searching for someone new to warm his bed at night. Edward is desperately seeking someone to love. When these two meet everything changes for them. Will it be for the better or for the worst? Slash/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 116,743 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Eye Candy by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Jasper loves his life as a candyman - making sugary confections that make other people smile. What happens when someone crosses his path that finally makes him wonder if he could enjoy some candy of his own?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 365 - Words: 39,204 - Reviews: 7275 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Madness And Mayhem At Hogwarts by TheOnlyMarauderette reviews
Fred and George make a list of things they are not allowed to do at Hogwarts and are determined to break all of them. I know its been done before, but I wanted to try it. No particular time setting. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,475 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Fred W., George W.
In Any Other World by Ash Eyes reviews
And where she goes, he's bound to follow. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,832 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
The Art of Seduction by WriterInDress reviews
Rose and Albus always dare each other to do something outrageous in the beginning of the year, and this year Rose was dared to seduce a certain Slytherin named Malfoy. Rose accepts the challenge but a challenge it will be. Hate/Love/Sex. ScoRose fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 97,428 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Lycanthropy by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
What is fortune? Is it health, easily tainted with the bite of a halfbreed? Or can it be the normalcy of everyday life, so suddenly chipping away? For Scorpius Malfoy, misfortune is in charge, and is handing him a certain Rose to only make things harder.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,443 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Caresses by OhSlashy reviews
Gellert turned his head curiously, his long, brown lashes lowered over his sly, blue eyes. "Albus...?" he murmured and looked forward once more when the auburn haired boy stopped before him. "What are you doing?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Gellert G., Albus D. - Complete
Call Me Home by Melusine6619 reviews
Lord of the Rings Slash. Aragorn and Legolas have one last night together.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Havana Interludes by mamazano
Set in the Havana, Revisited AU, these are a series of short vignettes and drabbles, not in any chronological order. Jack and Will will always remember Havana.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,710 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
Illicit Sex in the Big Chair by StarkContrastStartles reviews
Jen and Ziva have sex. Gibbs, Tony, McGee and Abby join in. Many pairings especially Tiva, Jibbs, McAbby. Plus Giva and Gabby.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,123 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
A Million Steps by Aksannyi reviews
A reflective walk over several nights. Sometimes, when all we want is to forget and move on, our thoughts can't help but remember, and we end up walking in place. Rated T for a few swears and some adult themes. Complete, for now.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
A Life by jelenamichel reviews
A series of moments from Tony's future. Emotional rollercoaster warning for the good, the bad, the tragic and the joyful. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Tony D. - Complete
Perception by jelenamichel reviews
He isn't used to seeing them like this. Gibbs' POV on Tony and Ziva's partnership as he slowly begins to hope. *This story is the starting point for my other story Verity.*
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
It's Just Sex by A. Tenmeadows reviews
Only when she is in Lily's presence does Nina allow her Black Swan out to play. Nina/Lily, 1-shot. Femslash. Don't like, don't read.
Black Swan, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Complete
Snape Gets Herpes Part 1 by TofuHat reviews
I wrote this in school.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Albus D., Harry P.
Opposites by Eliana Panthera reviews
Kate had been called vanilla many times in her life. /Oneshot/ -Kate/Ziva-
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Kate T., Ziva D. - Complete
Haggy's fat fold by HAGRIDandHARRYsexy4EVA reviews
Harry gasped in shock. There Hagrid was, lying innocently on his bed. Naked.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Harry P., Rubeus H. - Complete
The Loves of William Turner by SemperSomnium reviews
Will knew love; he'd loved all his life. But the greatest love he ever held was unlike any of the others because it was so whole and perfect and heart-achingly real that it eclipsed everything else. Jack/Will SLASH.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Broken by I. B. Creeper reviews
Will learned many things while he was aboard the Flying Dutchman, including something dark and twisted about himself. Jack discovers what that secret is... Warnings: Yaoi Jack/Will , BDSM, language, disturbing content, etc. Proceed with caution.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
Help by jelenamichel reviews
Mindless TIVA fluff. Tony and Ziva help each other out. Note the M rating is there for a reason.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,739 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Such a Thing by Red Roses Turn White reviews
She hears him moan; the little appreciative sound he makes after licking his lips and tasting her on him. Her lips quirk into a smile. Neo/Trinity. Explicit. Het. Smutty steamy goodness.
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Neo, Trinity - Complete
I Don't Want To Know Your Name by BellatrixBlackLovett reviews
Bellatrix meets Sweeney in Fleet Street one day and desides to join him in his barber's chair. Smut and sexual content. Written with my lovely friend, Emily.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Bellatrix L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Walk With Me A POTC Christmas Calendar by mamazano
Jack Sparrow takes Will Turner on a trip down memory lane. Who knows where their path may lead.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,893 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
Blind But Found by SemperSomnium reviews
It wasn’t often that Jack missed something, and certainly not something of this nature. But he hadn't expected Will to get drunk and jump him as soon as they were on the ship, though he thought he probably should have. Will/Jack SLASH, one-shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Sorry by lirendil reviews
I've seen you here a thousand times, a hundred whys, a million ways. T/Z Reunion
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Uncontrollable Angst of Doom by MoonageDaydream23 reviews
In my fifth HP parody, Harry tries to kill himself several times in rapid succession- will he survive to destroy the evil that is Emma Watson's eyebrows, the goddess Helena Bonham Carter, and Dumbledore's ACTING?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,558 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete
Familiarities with Pirates by mamazano reviews
Will Turner has to decide whether he wants to turn pirate...or not. An AU, set after CotBP.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,072 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19645 - Favs: 12,776 - Follows: 5,808 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Darling Toby by Chicago Brown reviews
Toby's thoughts after Nellie and Sweeney's deaths.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Tobias R. - Complete
My Broken Angel by AsYouSleep reviews
Spiderwick fic. Three years have passed, the magic has faded. Everyone is dealing with it in their own way. Helen and Mallory with denile, Jared with anger thats getting steadily worse. Simon is the only one who can hear him scream contains Jared/Simon
Spiderwick Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Letters in the Dust by Steelsheen reviews
Romeo and Juliet fic, Mercutio x Benvolio slash, oneshot. Mercutio looked at the ground. He had been tracing Benvolio’s name in the dust, the same letters over and over and over until they stood out...
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Complete
Un homme à la mer by Congo Shabba reviews
Nothing can come between Jack and the Pearl, not even love. Slash, deathfic.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Not Gonna Get Us by Missfortune reviews
Jack and Will are cornered by the navy, but it is their destiny to always escape by any means possible. Slash, death
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Harry Potter and the Death-Bomb by FuBaR reviews
Harry's all new adventure!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/20/2000
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Breath reviews
Jacob imprints on Nessie. I dare you to give it a try. one-shot, K for general theme
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Bananaland reviews
"Just don't pretend you can be boyfriend and girlfriend or something, when you both know it's weird…and wrong." Sam didn't need to look at Freddie to know they were thinking the same thing. Sam and Freddie re-evaulate their relationship. T for language.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Knowing Love reviews
Bellatrix Black knew love. She knew men, she knew sex, she knew the tricks of the trade, and she understood the power of submission. Submission, that turned the cards in her favor. And Bellatrix always got her way in love. Tribute to Bellatrix Black. RIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Look At Me reviews
Severus Snape remembers the girl he loved in the last few minutes of his life. Read if you dare. Complete one-shot, T cause I'm paranoid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Opposite Forms reviews
one-shot of Nina and Lily's night together. femmslash, don't like, don't read!
Black Swan, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Lily, Nina S. - Complete
Ripped Open reviews
Will recalls his first time being whipped, and the desires it left him with. WARNING: slash, whipping, mature content. don't like, don't read; all flames will be used to roast marshmallows.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
Dear Fred reviews
A letter from George to Fred. Tissues recommended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Fred W., George W.
Rejoice reviews
From where you sit, you can tell she needs a shoulder to cry on...fingers to dance with...one-shot harry/hermione fanfic based off of Deathly Hallows part 1
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Happens in Somalia reviews
Tony is under a truth serum when he finds out Ziva is still alive. Ziva takes the chance to ask him the question she's wanted to know the answer to for so long.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete