"It was like I woke up last week and Old Shaun was back." - "So the first thing you do when faced with a beehive is step on it?" SxD, 1stPOV, SLASH

"Hi.My name's Megan and I can tell you that being sucked into the world of Assassin's Creed 2 is not good for one's sanity. How can I say that? Because I'm there now" Will hilarity ensue, and what will Megan get herself into?

Sometimes, the immediate kill isn't the most entertaining result. Sometimes, the Joker first prefers to open things up and jab at their insides to see how they work. [Pastimes 1/4]

Gotham City is full of *crazies*. Even the therapists. In this story one doctor will look to help unlock a girl's inner insanity. Rated M for adult themes and language. Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow/OC Please review!

Jonathan Crane is careful, but there's a dark part of him that likes taking a few risks. That's why he took him, he was easy prey. What he doesn't know is that this man is the only one who can ever understand him and what he does. Somehow the tables turn.

After escaping from Arkham, the Joker is left without his suit. He crashes into a seamstress's store and demands that an exact replica of his suit be made. No romance. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS.

Five chapters based off the patient interview tapes from Arkham Asylum. Patient's name is Edward Nigma, also known as the Riddler.

She sits on the fire escape, remembering back to the night she met him, Fear Night, and how he changed her life. *Lemons. Dark themes, but no angst.* I do not own any DC characters. CRANE&OC.

The Joker isn't a gentle lover. That's just how Jonathan Crane likes it.

Crane is fascinated and wants to investigate the fears buried deep in the Joker's fractured mind. Meanwhile, the Joker is playing an indecipherable game that tests Crane's own limits. It is the nature of things to escalate.

BatFlash slash. It was like dissociative identity. Two separate personalities, two separate people, but the same at the core. This Batman could have been him and he could still end up like this. The world was folding in on itself...

Ezio is sensitive about his age, and when Cesare insults him about it he wants to show Cesare what this 'old man' can do. Smut.

The night The Joker was released from Arkham was the night Harley welcomed him home. My first attempt at Bermejo Joker! May be defined as drabble; I don't know. You decide. Rated M for sexual content and mention of drug use. Please read and review!

Shaun is there for Desmond, even if he'd never planned to be. Oneshot. DesShaun with sprinkles of LeoEz & AltMal

Ezio/Leonardo/Michelangelo. Ezio witnesses his normally docile lover in quite a heated discussion bordering on violence with a young, angry, muscular sculptor. Warnings inside.

Ezio, finds himself a captive of a certain Borgia. Onsided!Cesere Ezio

Shaun pulls together a small birthday present for Desmond after stumbling across a disturbing picture from Abstergo. It really was too easy since Ezio's grudge-holding has bled into Desmond.

He laughs, and it hurts all over again. Batman/Joker, guy/guy, OOC, sorta-kinda AU, swearing, adult themes. M to be safe. long drabble.

A yaoi/slash take on the Batman vs. Joker highway scene in The Dark Knight. Batman/Joker. "His whole head twitched with the force of each word as he growled, 'C'mon c'mon, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. C'mon, hit me."

Melanie thought she would wake up to go to school the next morning, but instead woke up in her favorite video game. With only her knowledge of the game, she must survive Joker's plan. If only she hadn't attracted so much attention... CrocXOC ScarecrowXOC

"The scars were terrible, Harley, and I mean no disrespect to you by saying it, but when we saw them we all knew he'd come for revenge that night, come looking for a way to call in the debt he thought you were owed." JxH, Circus themed origin story.

Arkham makes good on that shared cell for Bruce and Joker. Contains B/J slash, dark!Bruce and mild sex. Written for round 10 of Knight vs Anarchy on LJ. Disclaimer: Not mine and no profit is being made. Be a dear and tell me your thoughts on this one?

The Joker marvels at Jonathan's use of one of humanity's most pressing addictions... Joker/Crane. Rated for some graphic content.

It was hard for Desmond not to notice certain things in the Animus. Oneshot. AltMal, EzLeo, DesShaun

Bruce returns home on his birthday after a strange night patrolling and finds a large parcel waiting for him. What could be inside? ;D Written for KnightVSAnarchy Round 4. Contains: Slash- b/j ,dubcon,angst and swearing. NSFW. Please review.

What seems to be another of the Joker's hostage tapes turns into something COMPLETELY different. Harley/Joker Warning for Smexin'

A kinky night in an odd place. Graphic Joker/Crane. R & R please.

Jonny performs one of the most famous dance moves of all time - in a surprising way. Rated for drug use and nudity. Joker/Crane slash.

“Sometimes I look at you,” Jack said softly, cradling her face, "and I think how easy it would be to snap your neck.” The drunken father, the butchered mother. The pretty and assaulted wife. It's always about a lady...or many ladies.

All Evelyn Stroker wanted was a decent job to be able to live an ordinary life with few thrills. Except one day between the shelves of Gotham Library she meets the Joker and her life turns into chaos.

Ed gasped, shaking a little as he looked into Russell's eyes. Damn him and his kinks... Russel/Ed PWP, Lemon, Tentacles.

Set during TDK. “What do you want?” Bruce said, his braver voice returning to him. The Joker simply chuckled as if he was asked a simple question. “Well the answer is simple, silly! I want you,”. BrucexJoker Rated M for language and slash. Now, a Oneshot