Forky
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Joined 05-01-05, id: 805858
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Hello all! I am called Forky Forkinson by quite a few people, mainly because TV wasn't receiving signals... I was eating salad... Old school antenna system TV... Eventually got pissed and jabbed my fork in it... Ended up with 50 channels... Put a glass over it and dubbed it the holy fork. Earned me a reputation at school to be dangerous when in the presence of and possesion of forks.

I am unfortunately (yes unfortunately) quite addicted to fanfiction. When I should be web designing, photo editting, or video editting, I have replaced it with fanfictioning. Sigh... By profession, I am a double major Electrical and Biomedical Engineering second year student at the great University of Toronto (WOOT WOOT! GO CANONS!). As stated in my one and only fic at the moment, "The Potters" I rather solve equations and 3D matrices or even quantum vectors than write a single essay. I know this seems quite contrary to what I'm doing, writing a fic, but it's not an essay. Holy Moly! Blasted referencing and freaking Proof Analysis bullshit! Ahhh! Kill me now! And that is why I picked Engineering. Math, easy peazy japanesy.

Erm, I quite a short fellow for a 19 year old. 5 foot 4 inches. Black hair, black eyes (or dark dark brown for all those people who say there's no such thing as black eyes, shesh!), and brown skin (people call me white though... hmmm strange...). I love playing football, rugby, soccer and basketball, in that order. Used to be quite toned, then Cinnabon happened. I'll get my pacs back though!

All I do is joke around with my friends or play pool/sports where I can hit somebody. You have no idea how many ways there are to hurt someone in pool. I'm not a very angsty person. I don't even have a temper. I get angry for like 10 seconds. After that I either forget or don't give a shit.

I am a rocker! Huge fan of any band with a good electric and bass guitar combination. I would say at the moment my favourite band is Snow Patrol and Junoon (Ali Azmat's solos, holy moly!). Then again they change every week. I'm a guitarar myself. Acoustic though. When I was buying a guitar I couldn't afford an electric. I can now, but meh. So long as the acoustic lives, I'll use that. At the moment I can play: Good Riddance, Wake me Up When September Ends, Wonderwall, Nothing Else Matters, Blackbird, Tears in Heaven, Classical Gas, I've Got a Feeling (japanese anime Beck!) and I'll Follow You into The Dark Though I'm not amazing in all of em. Good enough that anybody would be able to recognize the tune quite easily. Afterall I've been playing only for a few months.

Currently I'm working on Ze Potterz, or The Potters. I have a vague idea of how it will develop and where to take it. I plan on updating it everyday (except weekends) up until September 7th. After that university starts up again, and I have a freaking 32 hours of classes per week schedual (CHILD ABUSE! I do not consider myself an adult :P). I'll move my updates to once a week then. At the moment I'm a working intern student. I generally find myself 2 hours a day from an 8 hour office shift of doing nothing. Adults work too god damn slow. During those 2 hours or so, I put together a chapters worth. So far I've done 2 chapters in 2 days. Lets see how this goes. Imagine that eh! Getting paid to write fanfic.

If you guys have any questions, feel free to email.

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The Best Dates are the Cheap Ones by Shivakashi reviews
One-Shot. Post!Timeskip. The whole point was to get the best date; that meant the richest and classiest guy, right? Sakura realizes what she has taken for granted and Ino learns a lesson in value. NaruSaku NaruIno!Friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,136 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
My Apology by lord of the land of fire reviews
Lucy escapes without suffering head trauma. She has only one goal. To find the boy she loves and offer him an apology.
Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,747 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Lucy / Nyu, Kohta - Complete
Ginny Returns by kb0 reviews
What if the war was over, but the only ones left were Ginny and a paralyzed friend? When Ginny finds a ritual that will send her back to an earlier point in the timeline, how will she change things to come out for the better? HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 157,144 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
All because of a dress by maverick9871 reviews
The day of team placement Ino sees Naruto attack Sasuke and then the event later with Sakura and this event changes the future of the Shinobi nation and pushes Naruto beyond the breaking point. Every choice has a consequence. Pairing Naruto Ino later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,914 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 2,533 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Lifesaver OneShot by NikaChii reviews
Team Kakashi returns to Konoha after a failed mission. Naruto feels awful after almost killing his very best friend. One thing leads to another and the blonde finds himself face to face with the pink-haired's parents. They're after revenge. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,261 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Move Over by Sabaku no Skyla reviews
NaruSaku. Ch 11. Naruto found that he slept much easier with company. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,514 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter and Fate's Debt by Intromit reviews
Eleven year old Harry Potter is waiting to leave for Hogwarts. While he is waiting for the Dursleys to wake, he finds a letter addressed to him... from himself. It has a simple message: Get to know Ginny Weasley. Post OOTP. AU. HarryGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 201,656 - Reviews: 2891 - Favs: 4,744 - Follows: 3,815 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Fate's Mistake by kb0 reviews
Summary: What if there was a small mistake in 1981, causing things to not be what they really seemed at #4 Privet Drive? Would Harry be different when he showed up at Hogwarts? What if a few things were done differently when Harry went to school? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 80,923 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
50,000 Ways to Say I Love You by Yondaime-Sensei reviews
When Naruto finally gets up the courage to tell Sakura he loves her, he is at a loss for ideas. With a little nudge from Sai, a simple task becomes an ordeal. How will Sakura react? How will Naruto reveal himself? Rated M for safety, Oneshot, NaruxSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,634 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto: Hands Of Destiny by Terra Of Genesis reviews
Post Manga Chp 318: Naruto has successfully returned Sasuke and Orochimaru has fallen, however he has had to make the ultimate sacrifice. The struggle is on as he attempts what no man has before, to change his destiny. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,691 - Reviews: 1981 - Favs: 2,642 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10988 - Favs: 19,504 - Follows: 6,433 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Valentine's Day: A NaruSaku Edition by breadmakesyoufat reviews
It's almost Valentine's Day and Sakura is planning to ask Sasuke to be her valentine. Will things go as she planned? Or will Naruto's wish finally come true? This is, once again, NarutoSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,943 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Potters reviews
Voldemort's attack on the Potter's was utterly unsuccessful. However, Aurors recognized Harry's little brother to be TheBoyWhoConqured. The attack has left Harry blind. A story of neglect, discovery, and occasional love. My first summary, so try the story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,640 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.