Greetings mortal, thou hast looked on my page. My name is Varus, I am the sage in the shadows, Lhe grand Lich of Greymist Isle, and the owner of Deathknell manor home to all sorts of supernatural, and undead creatures

I apologize for the lack of stories here for I have little confidence in my writing ability and I am quite afraid to post a story however I am always happy to lend Ideas; Characters, Items, Powers, and general spooky, scary mayhem to any story that asks of it, so if you would like my assistance just PM me, and hey if you like what I can do maybe direct others my way. I am more then happy to help in any way I can.

Enjoy your stay but beware of the poltergeists, they love to torment the guests.

First a few things about me...

What is the last thing you watched on TV?

I have not watched TV In a long time last time I saw something it was the good old classic scooby doo

Without looking, guess what time it is:

8:45AM

What's the real time?

8:31AM

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Music and the screaming of my annoying neighbors

Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

this survey on another profile

What are you wearing?

My hooded black robes complete with arcane writings

Did you dream last night?

no

When did you last laugh ?

Just now

What is on the walls of the room you're in?

books of arcane power and dark secrets as well as a roost for my crows,bats, and ravens

Seen anything weird lately

Yeah people with flesh on their bones they were alive as well not to mention unbelievably foolish

Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you name her?

Nyx, after the goddess of night herself

Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you name him?

Vincent

What kind of hair/eye colors do you like on the opposite gender?

I don't entirely know for eyes but i love bright and crazy hair colors or black

Where can you see yourself being proposed to?

the day a girl actually proposes to me will be the day i win the lottery, because I am doomed to be forever alone

Describe yourself how you would describe a character you’re introducing.

He stood in the corner of the room wearing a big grey trench coat eyes obscured by his larged, wide brimmed black hat his hair was long brown and tangled and his beard poked out from under the hat, He walked up to the motley crew of heroes Twirling his cane he looked down upon the group gave a big smile and bowed deeply in mock respect

"welcome friends" his voice held a odd accent that held a hint of insanity he turned to look at the group brown eyes holding the glint of a deranged madman

"welcome, to your inevitable encounter and fated demise"

Is there any specific ritual you go through while/before/after your writing?

eh afraid not I still lack the gumption to even put something up but i might try

What is your absolute favorite kind of fic to write?

Adventure, fantasy, and a tad of horror

How many words can you write if you sit down and concentrate intensely for an hour?

Enough to get things done

Why do you choose to write?

well I don't know its just that when I have an idea and I want to put it down for others to enjoy

Do you ever have plans to write anything other than fic?

Let me just get some story stuff posted first

What inspires you the most?

A Great idea that i could expand upon or help it develop or just an idea of my own

Have you ever come close to drowning?

Yes multiple times in fact

Ever witness a crime?

not really

What do you think would be the most peaceful way to die?

I guess in satisfaction

Have any regrets?

always but they are neither here nor there

What are your views on evolution?

It happened but I think it went in wrong way with all the things that could happen THIS is what we became I want a refund and some monster traits

Did you ever have a really embarrassing school photo? What grade were you in?

yeah any time I was beardless which was mainly any time under 9th grade

What do you plan to do/did you do after your high school graduation?

take some time to relax, then start looking into culinary school, then eventually open a fantasy themed tavern

What is the main goal that you seek in life?

As long as I'm happy I seek nothing else

When you're upset do you talk about it or bottle it up inside?

I bottle it up and brood secretly hoping someone would come talk to me but that never really happens

What is your earliest memory?

When I was really young it was like the beginning of my conscious thoughts I didn't know who anyone in my family was or anything it was really surreal and the memory is very scattered

Have you ever received a note that required you to check yes or no?

nope

Have you ever received a note that required you to check yes or no?

wlep I tried french, know a bit of latin and I have a minor want or at least a curiosity to learn japanese

When's the last time you wished on a star, if ever?

I think It was for a portal to appear to take me to another world

Do you practice the What's your dream vacation?

... I have no clue, what is that?

What's your biggest weakness?

My rash foolish behavior and that I tend to ride with my emotions in the heat of the moment instead of thinking, oh I also have the villain's weakness of monologuing and bragging about my evil plans... I need to work on that

After watching a scary movie, has a shadow ever freaked you out?

To be honest I haven't seen a scary movie, why? because I know that i will be paranoid for weeks on end and sit in a corner armed to the teeth lashing out at anything that moves, yet at the same time I want to see a horror movie so I can silence all those people that get on my case for liking creepy things yet I have never seen a scary movie

Do you prefer the sun or rain?

Rain definitely

What's your view on the war?

The pumpkin horde will win it is only a matter of time

Which do you prefer, day or night?

Night with a full moon preferably

What is your favorite smell?

good food, and a fresh basement or cavern

Do you like the beach?

like the location, hate all the people

What's the worst way someone has broke up with you?

I have had no romantic relations or encounters ever I haven't even held a girl's hand in a romantic way( yeah I know its kind of sad)

Have you ever run away?

yes me and my younger brother fled my dads house and walked 14-15 miles in the darkness with only a lantern and our stuff to get to our mums and we haven't dealt with our father cense

How many bones have you broken? If none, what's the worst injury you've had?

one, my wrist was shattered by a dog bite it has however fully recovered

What's your favorite genre(s) of music?

I tend not to judge by genre if I like it I like it if I don't then I don't

Are you the type to give into peer pressure?

nope unless you try to step in on my turf then I will prove to you that I'm the alpha monster

Are you a fighter or a lover?

I'm a natural born manipulator I will use my words to get people to do the things I wish and watch from the shadows (but I don't like to do that often cause it ruins my friendships with others so I keep that down and try to be honest)

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?I don't really care what matters is that it happened why question it what do we have to gain by asking those questions

How old do you think you'll be when you die?

I would rather not think about it

Do you ever/have you ever cheat(ed) on tests/homework?

Even if I did you have no way to convict me

Are you/were you late for class a lot?

No a good villain is always punctual

Do you dwell on the past too much?

Every mistake I make or what-could- have-been situation I past up haunts my mind to this day

Best concert you've been to? or what concert would you like to go to?

Hmmmmm I don't know as long as I'm with friends and there's good music then I'm good

What are your plans for the day?

I don't know i'll just do things as they come

Do you believe in psychics?

I believe its possible for Psychic abilities to manifest but we have not discovered how or evolved enough for them to show up

What's your dream car?

I would like to ride on a chocobo actually but seeing as they do not exist in this reality I want to train a ostrich to act as my mount(don't like cars the designs are so boring and simple I just don't see the appeal)

Do you enjoy thunderstorms?

OH HELLS YES!!! I run out there and challenge nature to bring it on as i grill some chicken

What's the farthest you've ever traveled?

around washington or so, I never really traveled outside the U.S. but I would love to travel the world

What's the best song to listen to when you're angry?

Voltaire's riding a black unicorn, or god thinks, or death death devil devil devil evil evil songs

What are your religious views?

i have gave this a lot of thought and I have came to the conclusion that every god exists however they need to agree on something to make it happen in the world that's why all these bad things happen its cause the celestial council of divines can't stop arguing amongst each other sorta like the U.S. congress

What makes you feel happiest?

being with my friends or playing games, and just being free

Have you ever been in a mosh pit?

If I haven't been to a concert how would I get into a mosh pit?

And of course, I have to ask the cliche question.What's your favorite color?

Tied with three grey, green, and black

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.