Ohmygosh. I am BlaRiix, but you can call me Gargamel, Mufasa, or Dwayne. (All of which are inside jokes, GET YO' SHIT TOGETHER TYRONE).

Gender: Whatever your heart desires.

Age: Old enough to know better, young enough not to give a fuck.

Location: Under yo' bed.

I'm not interesting. I currently have a Death Note story that I'm beginning to write but the format got fucked up. I apologize. I've also been told that I have an incredibly dirty mouth (thank you, Jackie) so I plan to tone it down some. I'm really iffy about my story, but I started it so I shall finish it. :)

So today I was bored out of my mind and I picked up the Los Angeles BB Murder Cases and opened it to a random page and read it and I was so happy with the result.

Naomi: "... to take control of the situation."

Beyond: "Don't worry. I'm a top."

Naomi: "A top?"

Beyond: "An aggressive top, I have never once been submissive. One of the few things I can boast about. I have never submissive to a traffic signal."

Naomi: "You really should."

Beyond: "Never."

(Page 82) The first time I read that, it was two in the morning and I had no idea what yaoi was. Second time I read that it was 9:26 a.m and I've been introduced to FanFiction. Thank you.

About me:

I'm socially awkward when alone or around people I don't know. Put me with some friends and I don't give a fuck about what I say/do. I'm like a tsunami. I've been told I have intimidating eyes/features about me.

I'm super spidery/flexible and I sit awkwardly because of it. (Usually with one leg close to me/my chest and the other extended out in an odd fashion).

I'm go for gay, even though I tend to make the occasional gay joke. *shrugs*

Random:

I love being barefoot, even when sick still no socks or shoes.

Females generally annoy me.

I'm told to be charismatic, but in reality I'm just an asshole.

I go through one extreme to another; these phases generally lasts months.

I'm a grammar nazi, even though my grammar isn't perfect.

LEGEND OF ZELDA IS FUCKING AMAZING.

I'm a hug whore when it comes to people I like, and I don't like very many people.

I'm random as hell, my boyfriend will be trying to talk seriously with me and I'll go crosseyed just to annoy him.

Lying is my specialty, this is a great quality to have when trying to avoid detention by the way.

Vocabulary to me is like a SnapBack to a swagfag.

Quotes:

"It's colder than a bitches heart." - My lovely brother.

"Scars will heal but were meant to bleed." - Hollywood Undead (HU - Believe)

Rant:

Don't you just fucking HATE it when a band evolves to the point where you're like "Oh my Kira, ten years ago I was listening to rock and now I'm listening to techno WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?" Or is that just me? Hollywood Undead for example, during Swan Songs and prior to that I thought they were fucking amazing, but now they are so different I can't even enjoy them anymore...

I'm always down to chat, considering I have way too much free time in my antisocial life. Be warned however, I'm borderline offensive and tend to get a bit... Colorful. ;)

I just wasted approximately two/three minuets of your life. I'm deeply sorry. xD

HoNk :o)

-BlaRiix