M0rning-0wl
 Gender: Girl...yep I'm pretty sure Future Career: Artist / Writer Favorite TV show: Obviously I love the Yogscast Nationality: Australian Title: GirlGamer, Yognau(gh)t, Bro, Audience Favorite Quote (s): My favorite FanFiction Quote. "enthusi-talk. And yes, that's a word now." -MrLRock78 (Who's another writer on Fanfic and I hope they don't mind me using their quote! It was so funny I burst out in a fit of giggles and my mum was all like "What? Did I do something?") 1."Hmm...that was satisfying" -Rythian 2. "He's a waste disposal eating monkey...!" -Zoey 3. "We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!" -Lewis 4. "Don't milk the nipples if they aren't soft..." -Pewdiepie 5"Sjiiiinn... ya' big DING DONG!" -Sips 6"Hither Thither...isn't that lovely?"-Nilesy 7"Technically I'm not talking over them because they're speaking in Japanese!" -HybridPanda 8"He's a Sjindapendent type of guy" -Sjin 9. "I'm a professionally trained Dino-hunter and I ain't scared'a no silverfish!" -Lalna 10. "No more motor-cycles! Hey HEY! I said don't get back on it!" -UberHaxorNova 11."Listen ere I speak'a Vietnamese!" -OwnagePranks 12. "Hold'a Hold'a HOLD'A!" -Swoozie Bronnie?: Well...OKAY OKAY JEEZ!! I AM YOU HAPPY?!? Bro?: Of course! You mad? Loyal to Pewds since 300,000 subs! THIS IS A SAD STORY!!!!!!! :( Boy: I Really Like You; Will You Please Go Out With Me...? Girl: Yes. Boy: What?!? Girl: Yes. Boy: YES! Girl Starts To Fall For The Boy* Exactly One Month Later* Girl's friend: I Think Its Time You Two Broke Up.! Girl: Okay..{Secretly Doesnt Want To But Is Too Afraid Her Friend Will Hate Her If She Says No.} Boy: Hey. Girl: Hi. Boy: How's it going? Girl: It's fine. Boy: What's wrong? Girl: I think we should break up.. Boy: What..? Girl: We should break up. Boy: Why..? Girl: Its Just... We Never See Each Other Anymore/: Boy: I can change that. Girl: I've never met your family.. Boy: I can change that. Girl: I just don't feel that way for you anymore.. Boy: I wish I could change that. Girl: I'm sorry. Boy: I know. Girl: I Have To Go.. Boy: Thanks for trying.. {Next day:} Boy: Hey. Girl: I'm sorry.. Boy: No I'm happy we broke up I could tell we weren't going anywhere too. Girl: Okay.../; {Freshman year:} Girl: (Playing their song) I like him.I have since we first started dating,but I can't tell him;I can't tell anybody. {Sophomore year:} Boy: (Has A New Girlfriend) Girl: (Playing their song) I like him...I still do...but I can't tell him,I can't tell anybody. {Junior year:} Boy: (Him And His Girlfriend Break Upp) Girl: I Like You. I Always Have -- Always Will! Boy: I'm Sorry, I Like Someone Else. Girl: (Runs Away Cryingg.) {The next day:} Boy: (Finds a note in his locker) Note: I Told You I Like You, But I Was Wrong. I Meant I Love You; But You Dont Love Me. I Wish I Could Change That. Im Sorry For That Day Back In 8th Grade. I Really Didnt Want To. Im Gone Now, Ive Been Sick For A While Now.. But The Time You Read This Ill Be In The Hospital On Life Support. I Just Needed To Tell You Before Im gone. I Love You ?Dont Forget That!!(: Boy: (Stares At The Paper For A Long Time And Runs Down The Hall, He Went To Her House, But She Wasnt Home.) {The next day:} Boy: (Goes To The Hospital And Tells The Nurse Who He Wants To See) Nurse: It seems she checked out yesterday. Boy: She's better? Nurse: I'm afraid not. She had cancer and she passed away yesterday. I'm sorry. Boy: (stares at the floor, he runs out the door and down the street) {The Next Day, At Her Funeral!) Boy: (Asks to speak) Boy: A Few Days Ago I Received A Note From Her. (He Reads The Note) And I Wanted To Tell Her Before She Left That I Loved Her, I Love Her. I Loved Her For A Long Time; And There Is Nothing I Can Do Now.! -Nothing- All I Can Say Is I Love You, And Now Your Gone... I Wish I Could Change That.! Boy: (Starts Crying And So Does Everyone Else.) The Boy Ends Up Marrying Her Friend Who Told Her To Break Up With Him In The First Place. When He Found Out What She Had Done, He Killed Himself; To Be With The Girl He Really Loves!He Was 28. Re-post Or You Will Have Bad Luck In Love For 28 Years./: Re-post And Somebody Will Tell You They "Love You" Tomorrow And You Will Get Good News Tonight At Midnight:) Re-post If You Have A Heart And Want To Find A Cure For All Serious Diseases Including Cancer HOW GUYS FLIRT: 1.He stares at you alot. 2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting ) 3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you 4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mum that day she picked you up from school. 5. He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone. 6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process 7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk. 8. You hung up on him. He called you back. 9. You were invited by him to a group outing. 10. He called you to talk about nothing at all. 11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which makes you laugh even harder... 12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation 13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes. 14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, KNEES,ect.) HOW GIRLS FLIRT: 1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name. 2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny. 3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you. 4. She touches your arm when she talks to you. 5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face. 6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested 7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you. 8. She criticizes you on a girl you like. 9. You catch her staring at you. 10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you. 11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot. 12. She knows your phone number and address. ( stalker much? ) 13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible Now make a wish... Ok stop! Your wish will come true if you repost this if you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one u love?! repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day. RANDOM COPY-AND-PASTE STUFF Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! Its worth a try. First...get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure its people you know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers from 1 to 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside the numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down names of opposite gender. 4. Write anyone's name, (friends, family, etc...) in the 4, 5, and 6 spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10, and 11. (Go with instincts!) Finally, make a wish. And now the key to the game... You must tell the number in space 2 people about the game, the person in number 3 is the one you love, the person in 7 is one you like but can't work out, you care most about the person in 4, the person in 5 is one who knows you well, the person you named in 6 is your lucky star, the song in 8 is the song that matches number 3, the title in 9 is the song for the person in 7, the tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind, 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (DON'T REPLY) within the hour. IF you do, you're wish will come true... The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism! Month one: Mommy, I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two: Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three: You know what Mommy: I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby, Mommy. Your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy, what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven: Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. One more professional murder. If you're against abortion, re-post this If you are a girl who HATES the colour pink, copy and paste this to your profile. If you honestly don't give a flying flip what anyone in any clique thinks about you, copy this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading all of the fanfictions you can, copy and paste this to your profile. If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else -say, your homework- copy and paste into your profile If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this to your profile If you are hungry while you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want an Ice cream sandwich while you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile If you are crazy and proud of it : copy and paste this onto your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile. If you absolutely are TERRIFIED of spiders, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, tietum, EAPshadows, Rairox64, rAiKiMlOver455673, kittygirliebella101, Addicted-To-Fluffy-Stuff, rosie2325, Galaxina-the-Seedrian, M0rning-0wl, Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school You say Martians. We say Irkens. You say Bill Nye. We say Professor Membrane. You say backpack. We say PAK. You say uprising. We say RESISTY! You say stupid. We say 'advanced'. You say idiot. We say pathetic, filthy human pig-smelly! You say ugly. We say big head. You say 'The Song that Never Ends'. We say "The Doom Song". You say robot. We say GIR. You say "That's not true!" We say "LIIIIIIEEEES!!!" You say aliens. We say "ZIM IS AN ALIEN! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND PROVE IT THIS MUCH?!? JUST LOOK AT HIM!" You say "I'm popular". We say "I'M NORMAL!!!!!" You say we're weird. We say we're Invader Zim fans. If you luv Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile! 1.Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it? That would be my song book so 1 line of a random song . . . not that song . . . here we go . . . I found your true self, You wore a mask. 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? My foot. 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Pitbulls and Parolees 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 5:00 5. Now look at the clock. What time is it really? Wow! 4:51 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Minecraft music. 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? 12:30 I was dance hooping, that's pretty much doing AWESOME tricks with a hula hoop. 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? My DA profile. 9. What are you wearing? A pink work-out top with a horse on it and black leggings. 10. Did you dream last night? Nope never do. :( 11. When did you last laugh? Out side today when I fell over from dizziness 12. What are on the walls of the room you are in? Prints. 13. Seen anything weird lately? Does a My little pony Yogscast themed picture count as weird? 14. What do you think of this quiz? Stupid, JK!! :3 15. What is the last film you saw? UnderDog 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Everything JK ;3 I have no idea. 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know. I'm terrified of spiders *shivers* 18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Hmm, I would stop world hunger for a start, and I would make a dimension that takes you right into the Yogscast Tekkit Server 19. Do you like to dance? Yes, Wait does Dance Hooping count? 20. George Bush. waz here 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Bella Nova Thorne, and I uh...I don't have a crush on Yogscast Strippin aka Sam if you were wondering I just HAPPENED to like the last name! 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Alexander "Zander" Thorne 23. Imagine you had another boy, what do you call him? Charlie Joakim Thorne REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, cake, pie, and ice cream too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? tried being normal. But I didn't like it. --Procrastinators Unite!...tomorrow. --Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them. --Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes! --Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that? --I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it! --We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction. --They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. --Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door. --Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. -- Don't worry about the world ending today it's already tomorrow in some other part of the world! --I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment? --Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. He hates it. --It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept. --Normal people worry me. --There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over. --Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. --I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now. --I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face. --Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. --That which does not kill me had better run pretty fast! --Someday we'll look back on all this and crash the car. --There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. --My Reality Check bounced. --On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. --The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me" HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY! --I didn't fall for you, you tripped me. --I am being driven insane. And I must say the scenery is nice. --Would you like a cookie? So would I! --A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. --The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. --Slinky Escalator = Endless fun --If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. --A day without sunshine is like...Night. --Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls. --One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. --Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise! To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!" 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. (Ahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahaha, hahahahahahaha, haha, ahahaha, ha...ohh...) 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity... Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. -If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) -If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’) -If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’ -If you live off of sugar and caffeine. -If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet. -If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. -If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether. -If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper. -If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard. -If people think you might have A.D.D. -If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D. -If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. -If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason. -If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason. -And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101. Copy and Paste this if you're a writer. How to tell if you're a Yognaught:
(If you're a Yognaught and proud of it, copy and paste this on to your profile.) 1: Real Name: Ruby C*r*e*k* (No name for you ;3) 2.Your nobody name (Take all the letters from your first name, mix them up, and put an x where you think it should go) Bruyx 3.Your gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Rubizzile (No idea) 4.Your Detective name (fav. color and fav.animal.) Violet Owl 5.Your Soap Oprah name (your middle name and the street you live on): Nova Tarwarri 6.Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name,first two letters of your first) Cerru (Weird) 7.Your Superhero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Green Ice Tea 8.Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Lynn George 9.Your Goth name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Snow 10. Your Warrior Cat name (Your favorite animal they would know about and your favorite last warrior cat name): Owlfrost. My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong I can't speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He's already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE |
