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Joined 11-21-10, id: 2624737, Profile Updated: 07-27-11
Author has written 7 stories for Warriors, and Spyro the Dragon.

Hi! I'm Devil-with-a-halo12345, or Devil (or even Wing). I lurve warriors and twilight's ok too. Here's a little bit about myself:

* I cry when I write, if it gets emotional enough

* I'm a spontaneous writer

* I love poems

* As my picture suggests, I'm a big Half MoonXJay's Wing fan.

* I don't want to do this, but I promised I would. It will ruin my reputation. Yes. Let's leave it at I am under fifteen...


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY (I guess), so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S (most of the time), so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (lol)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


My favourite styles of writing are poetry, oneshots, romance and hurt/comfort. My books: Host, Twilight, and Warriors (series 1,2,3). My pairings:

Twilight:

Jake/Nessie - They are soooo cute! As friends I mean...

Jake/Leah - I'm sure that I'm not the only one who thought they would imprint... Right guys?

Alice/Jasper - Do I need to give a reason? Mega cute!

Host:

Ian/Wanda - It was creepy at first, but you have to give into Ian, right?

Mel/Jared - Awesomenessity etc. etc.

Warriors:
Original Series:

Fireheart/Spottedleaf - Ok, she was a Medicine Cat? Who cares!

Graystripe/Silverstream - I am quite the fan of forbidden love...

Dustpelt/Sandstorm - It would of saved us quite a few kits...

New Prophecy:

Brambleclaw/Squirrelpaw/flight - They were so cute...

Feathertail/Crowfeather - I think it's cute how he names himself after her and everything, and I never ever wanted her to die. Ever.

Brook/Stormfur - I like Brook. I think she's a genuinely good cat.

Sorreltail/Brackenfur - I hate it when Sorreltail suddenly grows up some time between Sunset and The Sight.

Power of Three:

Cinderheart/Lionblaze - I do admit to creepyness around Cinderheart/pelt, but I find it cute.

Honeyfern/Berrynose - Why? Why why why? Curse you Briarkit

Thornclaw/ANYONE! - Get a mate, Thorny.


Hello my beloved, loyal readers! Just some quick notices about my stories!

* Before I update my newer stories, I'm going to finish some of my older ones, Then there was another and Velvet lightning in particular.

* I'm very sorry to say Strike and Home is where the heart is have been cancelled due to the fact my writing style has changed very much since then, and I just can't keep up.

* I have a new policy: I will update a least once a week, even if it is just a poem or an authors note.

* Keep creating those lovely cats for my soon-to-be story, Rule of the Cresent. You guys are awesome. :D

* PLEASE DON'T LET MY WRITE ANY MORE STORIES! I really have enough to update right now.


.S T U F F.

Have you been searched by the cops? Ha, yeah. Turns out the neighbours call the cops for 'gang activity' when they see a bunch of little kids running around a forest with Nerf guns. I hate them.

Do you have a dog? CATS ALL THE WAY. HOW COULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT?!?!

The last time you've been sledding? Seven years ago. It doesn't snow in NZ, so...

Do you consider yourself creative? Well, yeah.

Do you have friends on FF.net? Not really. I'm pretty anti-social, unless you consider Abby (abbstagirl).

Do you know anybody in real life from FF.net? Only Abby.

Where are you? In the boring old NZ, where it rains all "Summer", and the sun shines in "Winter".

Look up, then look back, what do you see? The wall.

What are you listening to right now? Someone like you by Adele

Last thing you ate? Bikkies. Nom Nom

Last thing you thought? Bikkies. Nom Nom

You have a million dollars, what do you do? Buy Warriors a kill Erin Hunter. bwua hahaha.

What are you eating/drinking right now? Null.


Well, thanks for putting up with my profile. May StarClan light your path!

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A Surprising Love by 12HockeyChick21 reviews
Leafpool still feels like her clanmates don't think she's loyal, but with all the new queens she wants to feel what its like to have kits that aren't against code so she is trying to find a tom that will cling to her. But one of the only toms left is...
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,182 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 7/17/2011 - [Leafpool, Spiderleg] [Fallen Leaves, Hollyleaf]
What Happens Next? A Host of unexpected by great2read reviews
Wanda continues her life with the humans and Ian. See what happens as life continues in the caves and out. New characters are introduced in later chapters. Multiple POV. posted last chapter. Finally!
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 58 - Words: 72,210 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Ian O., James S./Jamie, Wanderer/Wanda, OC - Complete
Just Go With It by L. Alex Greene reviews
AU! The one where Cronus is a greaser, Kankri becomes the junior class president, and just about everyone is secretly gay or bisexual. M for various things including language and smut. CronKri, Rufuss, and many, many, MANY others. 1950s humanstuck because there are not enough CronKri greaserstuck fics.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,517 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Kankri V., Cronus A., Rufioh N., Horuss Z.
Be A Good Girl, Kanaya by The Indecent Nerd reviews
Kanaya comes back from a 'Straight Camp' and claims to be cured. Rose Lalonde thinks this is utter bullshit.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,852 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Rose L., Kanaya M. - Complete
Dave by pineapplesss reviews
In which Dave is mute and John is completely in love with him.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/28/2014 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Selling Yourself Pale by Kittyen reviews
You hate it here. You really do. If you didn't have your own little group of people to support, you would probably just hang yourself so you could get the fuck out of here. Yeah, it's that bad. You've hated this planet since those aliens – those 'trolls' – decided they wanted to conquer the Earth. You were thirteen at that time, and now you're seventeen and running low on cash.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
The Girl In Green by FrostForever reviews
Kanrose/Rosemary AU. In a world where trolls and humans coexist, an order known as the Campaign is plotting a genocide of trolls. Read the dramatic and adventurous tale of two women of two races struggle to keep their love alive.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Rose L., Kanaya M.
Cynical Flowers Can't Say No to Rosemary by virulEntailments reviews
You are Rose Lalonde, a girl just starting out in college. Maybe you're a little more than hurt when you finally meet your room mate. (TW: Self-harm) Description, triggers, warnings, etc. will change accordingly.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Rose L., Kanaya M.
Find A Temple, Build A Temple by eggjam reviews
"This is how it's supposed to be, heaven or no."
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,558 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
Reconciling Incompatible Us by drunkopp reviews
All John Egbert wanted was to conform their differences in social status, and not feel like his friendship is falling apart from Mr. Popularity here. And Dave Strider, well he was just trying to seduce his best friend. AU College Dave/John
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,398 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Dave S., John E.
My Daughter's by Book-Nerd 4 lyfe reviews
Edward got Bella pregnant before he left in NM. Fifteen years later twin girls are knocking on his door. See what happens. Not like the others please give it a try!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,459 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Edward
Lyell by spotsbang reviews
Wanda and Ian are having their first child...
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,303 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O.
Marked Book One: The Beginning by Praise You In The Storm reviews
Whispers have been filling the heads of warriors within the four Clans. The Marked have arrived, bringing with them a torrent of storms not even the Three can stop. Full Summary inside. Please read and review!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,164 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Lionblaze, Hazeltail - Complete
Busted by Scarlet Temptation reviews
While babysitting Nessie, Jacob and Alice turn their attention off her for one minute, only to learn that she was always watching them.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/26/2011 - [Alice, Jacob] - Complete
Casey's Story : Book One by Leilani972 reviews
Casey Clearwater has everything she needs - A loving mother, a whole family to support her - except one thing. She misses having a full-time father. Will her dream come true? Blackwater story, post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,727 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Leah, Jacob
Warrior Song Fictions by Yalith's wolf reviews
These are songfictions for the Warriors characters. You can vote on what you want next.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007
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Rule of the Crescent 1: Troubling times reviews
Over the hills, beond the moors, is a high cresent-shaped ridge. It over-looked a vast desert and a small forest. There settled the hunters of the night and the rulers of the day. From then on, this land was ruled by the Cresent. !Cancelled and Rewritten!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011
The Firey Destiny: Part 1
Flame wants to be a warrior. Who doesn't? When the tides turn for the Clans of the Valley, it is up to her to change the lives of the Clans; and perhaps the life of herself. !Rewriten by WillowThatShadowsRiver!
Crossover - Spyro the Dragon & Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2011
Oh, Mother reviews
Snowkit... Oh why'd he have to die! Anyway, this is his cry for his mother from StarClan.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Complete
Warriors Songfiction
Just some songfics, mainly based around LeafXCrow, but others in there too. My first Songfics, please help and Review! Mostly Kplus, but rated T to be safe. !spoilers!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 810 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Leafpool, Crowfeather
Stars: Fire and Tiger reviews
A short poem from my Fire and Tiger series. Minor "Kithood: Fire and Tiger" Spoilers, but nothing major. K, BRAMBLE LEAF, R&R
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Bramblestar, Leafpool - Complete
Promise: Fire and Tiger reviews
BrambleXSquirrel oneshot with a hint of LeafXBramble. First of my Fire and Tiger series, K , let the reading commence!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Bramblestar, Squirrelflight - Complete
Velvet Lightning :Rewritten: reviews
.:Old:. Rewritten by WillowThatShadowsRiver.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Bluestar, Tigerstar
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