flewovertheseahide bio
Author has written 1 story for Naruto. Favorite Fic Universes Naruto Lj: flewoverthesea High school student, obsessed with reading/writing, science, and music :) In the works Chapter 2/the end of flirt (ItaSaku, 50-shinobi) One-shot mind games (KisaSaku, 15pairings): She toys with him to delude herself. He thinks she's duping him, but she's the victim of her own mind games. |
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The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 293,843 - Reviews: 5504 - Favs: 4,287 - Follows: 3,209 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
You Make Me Feel by Rise of the Blossom reviews
Now it was kind of hard to explain what they were. They weren't in a relationship and if anyone was to find out about them, they would be frowned upon. No, it wasn't all that strange for random shinobi to fall into bed together, but they were usually one night stands or secretive relationships. The man she was currently curled around, was none other than Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,844 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/4/2014 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Stumble by ideophobic reviews
Wherein Sakura learns why growing up among sociopaths is ill-advised. UchiSaku. AU, most definitely. NEW CHAPTERS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,967 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
How Do You Call Your Lover Boy? by CokeBottleK reviews
"Nuh-uh, Evans. No way would Prongs skip out on Quidditch with me just to shag you.": Lily and Sirius make a bet for James's attention. L/J. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/3/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Nightingale by Blade Redwind reviews
He was an ass, an absolute asshole, but, he was her patient and there wasn't much to be done about it. He didn't need her, he didn't need anyone; what he didn't plan on was *wanting* her. Post 4th War; Set in Konoha
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,919 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Early Morning Toast Brigade by GhostOfBambi reviews
In which Lily Evans makes the best of insomnia, with the help of her womanly wiles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
For When the Fire Burns Bright by xxSilverEchoxx reviews
SasuSaku. One-shot. She says she'll marry him, when he asks her. "I won't bother you like I did when we were genin," she jokes, smiling. "Unless you wish otherwise, it'll be like I'm not even there." And when she tells him not to worry, it's the very thing he does.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,979 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 184 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You're My Greatest Secret by DarkAxel18 reviews
It wasn't cheating. . . He wasn't that type of guy...Was He? Cat hummed a song and he watched her. He was always watching her. After all...She was his. On some level...She's always been his...Read and Review. Chap 12 Up!
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,925 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Cat V., Beck O.
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Cabin Fever by Hodgeheg reviews
Five year olds get cabin fever. Ninja get cabin fever. 5 year old genin Kakashi doesn't stand a chance...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
The Making of Valentines by punnylove reviews
They're perfect the summer of their junior year—Prince Beck with the Jade the Ice Queen, talented Andre, funny Robbie, and sparkling, star Tori Vega. And then there's Cat, who goes away that summer and disappears forever, leaving only Caterina behind.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,002 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Cat V.
Misconception by x-ticklemeblue reviews
He didn't quite remember how it happened— how exactly he got into this situation. How Sakura was suddenly by his side humming a tune, as he was carrying her nurse's kit. SasuSaku. Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Wizard Walks Into A Bar by GhostOfBambi reviews
Contrary to popular belief, it's not always the man who does all the chasing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 149 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Make Me Feel Whole by the.eye.does.not.SEE reviews
When he stopped to think about it, Mark supposed he had always been searching for that other half of himself: in sex, in surgery, in a million other different pursuits… But he never thought he'd actually find it. Not until he met her, that is.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,328 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Mark S., Lexie G. - Complete
it's never as hard as you think by the general girl reviews
For the first time, Sasuke will chase Sakura. — SasuSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,680 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Heartbeat by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Nothing could possibly have prepared him for this. Girls were nothing but trouble, he decided quietly. Not that he would really have it any other way. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 150,797 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 2,398 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Old Treehouse by AmbyrRose reviews
Before there was Cat and Beck, there was Beckett and Rina, and the treehouse that made them who they are. Rated T for eating disorder and mild language.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Cat V., Beck O. - Complete
The Twelve Hours James Did Not Ask Out Lily by Sunshinesque reviews
*::Hour six: I think I'm going mad. My fork traced circles on my plate as my eyes burned holes into the back of James' head. This was not funny anymore.::* -LxJ- One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,593 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Chances by jamespotterthefirst reviews
ONE SHOT. L/J fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/14/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Oh, Sensei by JenaMira reviews
Good girls don't fantasize about their teacher. Good teachers don't make out with their student. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Shattered by it's friday night reviews
Fairytales do happen. Just not to you. Beck/Cat. One-shot.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Beck O., Cat V. - Complete
The Evil Ribbon by elle6778 reviews
Sequel to The Evil Hair Clip. A strand of ribbon leads to a bit of punching, bruising, stalking, running… and kissing. Sakura can only blame herself for it. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,989 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Message of Mistletoe by B.C Daily reviews
James reconsiders his views on mistletoe during the annual game of Christmas Eve Drunken Poker. LJoneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,178 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
mating calls by the blanket reviews
CRACK. SasuSaku. “What? No. No—I refuse to believe that with all that woman’s gifts, you were looking at her hat.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Her by corny sloth reviews
He hopes she hates him. LilyJames. Twoshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Something of Note by B.C Daily reviews
James receives a note from his girlfriend, asking him to meet her somewhere unusual. ::Mature::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/23/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Stay Awhile by AubreyWitch reviews
Sakura has plans for Naruto's birthday. NaruSaku, fluff ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Submission by elle6778 reviews
Sequel to The Temptation. Naruto and Sakura had a bet going on. But how did Kakashi end up being dragged into it? Kaka/Saku. 50-shinobi Theme No 3: Tossing a Coin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,995 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Office Duties by alifestylechoice reviews
“I’ve seen you take a freaking knife to the chest, but it appears that you, sensei, are a little weenie when threats to your sexuality arise.” Naruto becomes Hokage, and everything goes about as smooth as sandpaper. Kakasaku Kakashi/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,562 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 303 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Cabinet Door by lulu42 reviews
It says something about her, she thinks, that the only thing tying her to sanity is a talking dog. Kakashi/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,883 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 124 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Four Gifts Sakura Got From Other People And by Demeter1 reviews
Wherein Sakura is baffled, bothered, surprised, pleased, horrified, and all the semi-weird in between. Sakura/Kakashi, but with more crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Hero by Lanse reviews
Save the world, save the village, save the pretty woman cutting off the circulation in his arm. All in a day’s work for the legendary copy-nin. Kaka/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by cutecrazyice reviews
Sequel to 13 Tips, 24 Hours. Three years later, they meet again. It's sparks. It's animosity. It's confusion. But what happened in the cave, stays in the cave...right? GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,735 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Idiot Syndrome by asteriskjam reviews
Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 190 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Simplicity by MaidenInTheMoon reviews
The paths they walked had converged and diverged, woven in and out of each other like the most complicated of webs. Never, however, had they expected that one day those two paths might become one. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
mathematically yours by extraordinaire reviews
AU oneshot. "I know I'm hot, but our 'romantic relationship' can wait until we're out of the classroom. Really, if you can't do the math, then get out of the equation." Math will never be the same again...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Air We Breathe by hasu86 reviews
The first time she saw him was when she was five. The second time he was already in too deep. And the third time her young heart was stolen. Non-Massacre. Ita/Saku. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,265 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Nymph by SilverShine reviews
To her it is as natural as breathing. She wouldn't know how to keep men from adoring her, even if she tried. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,412 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Heat by Juniper11 reviews
It's a hot day when Sakura discovers her heart is being lost. Team Seven fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 92 - Published: 5/30/2008 - [Sakura H., Team Seven] - Complete
Breaking Up Isn't that Hard to Do by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
This is not an epic tale of action, suspense and true love. Yeah, I'm disappointed, too. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 170 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Chance by elle6778 reviews
Sakura discovers just how different it is to go on a mission led by Uchiha Itachi. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 223 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dogs Are Better Than Toads by Moiya Hatake reviews
Oneshot - Three year old Kakashi meets his new sensei. No Warnings. Work Safe. Fluff. Humor. Cuteness. Sarcasm. Minato/Sakumo/Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Breaking the Rules by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. I don't love you anymore, and this is not a love letter, she says. Sasuke refuses to believe it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 86 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Icha Icha Thief by elle6778 reviews
Kakashi could not believe that someone actually managed to steal his Icha Icha books. But he was even more baffled when he found out who did it. Kakashi-Sakura one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Haggis from Algernon by Rude Gus reviews
The fic about nothing. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,200 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
frozen watermelons by arabesque05 reviews
In which Sakura wants to be most precious in someone's heart, and Sasuke tries to oblige. Not all love stories are romances because some are better. [sasusaku] [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 104 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In Anger and Affection by Mana Mihara reviews
I’d spent the majority of my life believing one thing, and then BAM, life smacked me right between the eyes, leaving me dazed and befuddled. Why had I never realized my feelings for him until now? [NaruSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,286 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 266 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Upside Down by TK Grimm reviews
[DeiSaku] AU. Sakura Haruno has the perfect life, perfect job, perfect friends and perfect boyfriend. That is, until she meets Deidara and her world is turned upside down.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - [Deidara, Sakura H.] [Sasori, Ino Y.] - Complete
He had changed by drowning goldfish reviews
JL She wanted him and he wanted her, and it was all that should have mattered, but for some reason it wasn’t and she felt like nothing was ever in her control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Unconventional by asteriskjam reviews
He's mean. She's violent. And they're...dating? What. The. Hell. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scribbles by white epitome reviews
Sakura accidentally throws a crumpled sheet of paper at Sasuke's direction and all her hidden desires... er, deep feelings are exposed. Erasers, anyone? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/27/2006 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
I've heard Butterbeer is quite the acne clearer by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Jealousy is a fickle thing, and Lily’s resentment makes her become a little kooky, glare at James Potter’s crotch, question Remus Lupin’s gender, and hurl Butterbeer. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Problem with Pink by Annwyd reviews
Even after a happy ending, Uchiha Sasuke manages to have problems. They're just about really stupid things. Fortunately, Sakura knows how to deal with him. [SasuSaku] [Disgustingly fluffy]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Incriminating Evidence by drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter has a journal. It has nothing to do with Lily Evans. He has much more important things to write about. And if you believe that, I have twenty completely indestructable cauldrons to sell you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In Theory by drowning goldfish reviews
When James blackmails Lily into spending time with him in order to get back her notes to study for her NEWTs, will she see the side of him that actually cares about her, or will she kill him before she gets the chance? lovehate, post Oopt. reviews loved!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/20/2004 - Published: 6/10/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,351 - Follows: 769 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
flirt reviews
"Are you Uchiha-san? That woman over there bought you this drink. She also told you to, and these are her words, 'go crawl in a hole and die.'" AU Crack!ItaSaku. 50-shinobi challenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.