Hello to all the fanficcies out there (the people that is. i'm still on the quest for a better word). well um i'm a happy teen writer from ENGALUND! (work it out) not gonna give you my age that would be telling. let's just settle for a year away from a landmark age. not really gud at depressing stuff so just b expectin bright happy things!

some of the things you're bound to hear me say at some point in the day:

"Anywhere you go let me go to...Cristine that's all i ask of you"-Phantom, Poto

"In my mind I've already imagined our bodies entwining"- Cristine, Poto

"You alone can make my soul take flight"-Phantom, Poto (yes i know it's song but it only works with soul to me because of a private joke between me and my dearest one. a friend, as i am extremely undesireable to men)

"Then all the sons of Troy, shall DIE"-Agamemnon (if thats not how you spell it whatever), Troy

"He's my brother (or any other relative really. pick one)- at least once in every movie

"Be prepaaaaared"-Scar, Lion King

"Can you pass me the pencil please?"-some of the more observant may have noticed this is not a quote, however due to a shocking lack of pencils i have to say this every day. (DONATIONS OF PENCILS MUCH APPRECIATED)