Please note that this author, Thoughtful Lunacy, is actually:drumroll: TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE:trips over drum: Ow... you might notice that the only story, The Academy, has two completely different writing styles woven into one story. It's pretty damn crazy. But whatever.

"How many guys in the marching band

do you know who have girlfriends?

Pick up a horn and then you'll see

You'll never be...

How many guys that play guitar

do you know that get real far?

Pick up a horn and then you'll see

You'll never be more Emo than me!"

-More Emo than Thou (Superspecs)