Take's place after the anime. More crazy and strange cases to come! [Being Re-Written]

It's been 2 years since Naru and Lin left for Gene's funeral. And a year and a half since Mai went missing, nothing but a note saying not to worry about her. Naru and Lin are back and have reopened the office and re assembled the team. The have a new case that confuses the team. Its for a woman in her 20's that doesn't speak and wears a strange mask.

The first time he saw her, he was nine and she was five. The first time he talked to her, she was twelve and he was seventeen. The first time he took real note of her, she was fifteen and he was nineteen. Little did he know that such inconsequential meetings would change everything he thought, felt, and did. ItachiXSakura. AU Non-Massacre. 50 shinobi theme #40. Heartstrings.

Useless, weak, failure... but not anymore. I won't look at their backs any more, I refuse. I will get help in any way necessary to become stronger, to be of use to my boys, to my country. Everybody is in for a shock. Non-mass. Criticism welcomed.

The team is dealing with a dual possession, but the two people best equipped to help Naru exorcise them are the two people ensnared. They're just doing the best they can to survive until they can be freed.

Mai and Naru are married! The everyday life of the married couple, with different SPR cases. The first case starts in Chapter 6!

Sakura, a girly-girl turned tomboy, while struggling with life's hardships and upsetting lies, has to deal with another problem- the unwanted attention she's attracted from almost every boy she knows. "What the f*ck is up with those b*stards?" AkaSaku/ MultiSaku (AU)

The first time Uchiha Itachi met his little brother's childhood friend Sakura, it was indirectly and through a song. A song, now that he thinks about it, that was a horribly inaccurate and terribly misleading description of character.

Every family has a secret or an outcast, or perhaps both, as one or as two different people. Affairs, serial killers, etc, have sometimes been forever kept out of the public eye by family. Or, in my pathetic case, a family curse I had no clue about until I hit the all knowing age of 11. And then, they kicked me out. So much for being covered. DISCLAIMER i own Nothing! ch9 updated!

"Do you realize what you're asking, Sasuke?" Sakura retorted with a snort. "You want me to add lemon juice and bleach to your brother's shampoo in order to dye his hair blond. I don't care how much honor he claims to have. Itachi-san would kill me if he ever found out." ItachiXSakura, one-shot. AU Non-massacre. 50 shinobi theme: #41. Rivals

Mai has a secret and meeting a boy named Kazuya Shibuya that secret is starting to unravel. What is Mai's secret? Well it turns out she is a... first story please R&R:)

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. "Itachi-san," Sakura asked suddenly. "Have you been stalking me?" In which it took Uchiha Itachi a whole five days to declare his intentions to Haruno Sakura. In which, subtle and passive aggressive meets oblivious and in denial. Tumblr fanart exchange for the lovely draw-barvs-draw.

All 99 ex-secretaries of Itachi resigned in less than a month because Itachi and the Akatsuki gang scared them out. After Itachi hired Sakura as his 100th secretary, has he finally met his match? itasaku.. edited and revised from chapter one and taken out of hiatus

Your friendly neighborhood Ghost Hunt is back with an all new case to solve. When SPR is hired to investigate a small house with a dark secret underneath, they don't quite understand just what they are getting into. Between the owners son crushing on her and a malicious ghost wanting her dead, Mai only barely makes it out alive.

For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU

All Sakura ever wanted was to be normal. But when she gets a strange white sphere, that turns out to be a dragon's egg, from a strange man her life is turned upside down. Now, add the fact that a 4,000 year old evil is out for her blood...Well, shit...

Sakura takes the ANBU test; but, first she must fight Itachi or else she won't pass. What will happen? (AU, Non-Mass)

Sasuke needed someone to watch his cousin and somehow she got volunteered. Oh dear, poor Shisui Shi/Saku

"Itachi Uchiha? The Uchiha? The hot ass piece of man meat Uchiha who owns like three businesses and on countless covers of Hot Kuna Girl Weekly magazines? Oh you have got to tell me how you got THE Uchiha" Ino leaned in, ears perked and eyes glinting. "Oh, well, I helped him order on a McDonalds menu." Ino's jaw fell. One-shot.

Tsunade and Uchiha Mikoto has devised a plan in order to bring two unlikely people together. All they ask is for Sakura to write to Itachi every week until he comes home from a mission until their engagement is finalized. It should be simple...right? Hiatus..see note on profile.

What happens when Naru and Yasu bet on love? Is romance in the air between a certain Chinese man and young assistant? Better yet, what about the two men betting on it?

Mai ends up in Naru's apartment. Naru decides to tease her. Oneshot, NaruxMai, hints of LinxMadoka. First story! No flames, please!

Relationships end and love hurts but things will always get better, and even if Mai doesn't have the strength Lin-san will be there to help her see that.

Summary: Mai refuses to talk to anyone since Naru left for England. In fact she doesn't talk at all and no one has seen her smile either. Now Naru's back with a new case... Rated T just to be safe

A simple one-shot about the gang having some fun playing spin the...pen. It's short and sweet with a nice fluffy ending. Rated T to be safe but could probably pass for a K.

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.

In which Sakura discovers that realization and alcohol are never a good combination. "Honestly kids, never ever drink. Not only does it kill your organs but it makes you say extremely stupid things." AU ItaSaku One-shot

SPR takes on their most horrific, scheming ghost yet! The entity in question only attacks married couples in appalling and gruesome ways. Thus, Mai is forced to 'marry' her narcissistic boss in order to lure the ghost into the open. What awaits them now?

"Well, he did just give you his first born son, after all." There's nothing like unplanned parenthood to make you grow up fast, as Sakura's learning. Especially when you're ten.

Another fluffy oneshot. Iceland/Land of Fire aka Emil/Sakura.

For Nijihime, based on Hell Hath No Fury Like a Women Scorned. Fluffy stuff. Netherlands/Land of Fire aka Lars/Sakura.

If she couldn't have Sakura as her actual daughter, Mikoto was determined to have her as a daughter-in-law. And she would do anything to accomplish her goal. Even if it meant shoving some stubborn shinobi in a closet.

Non-massacre: One situation finally motivates Sakura to take charge. Too bad she's still in denial and Shisui thinks she's a pervert. Oh, the humiliation. Shisui x Sakura

All Sakura wanted to know was why Sasuke hated Itachi so much, how did she end up kidnapped by the Akatsuki then dragged to the Uchiha house by Itachi himself. Well at least she got her answer. Ita/Saku, modern school setting. Hope someone likes it.

Sakura is a hardworking student president. So violent, disrespectful rule-breaking delinquent new student Gaara is her worst nightmare. But Sakura is determined to stand up to the feared student. Is there more than meets the eye with Gaara? GaaSaku, AU.

The normal life of Fuji Syuusuke and Haruno Sakura. Where arguments rule their lives and Yuuta is horrified. Crack

I still never stopped on believing that he'll never do it again. So why now, of all times, did my heart beat faster as if it was about to explode as I looked for him through the rain? COMPLETE.

Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki, and is forced to join their ranks. But it wasn't all for nothing, and secrets she never knew existed are revealed by people she never even dreamed of getting close to. SakuraxAkatsuki

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Sequel to flirt. He is intent on laying claim to her. She is not so thrilled by his possessiveness. Meanwhile, Team Seven watches on with complete bewilderment.

1ST CASE! In the confines of an English Mansion the team is met with some evils that are better left alone.Battling the Seven Sins had never been part of the agenda,will they make it out whole and pure or will they fall into Sin's waiting arms?COMPLETE!

Who knew he would have the most unexpected habit? KakaSaku

When Shikamaru finally just gets fed up with it all. ShikaSaku request from Pookie Boo. One-shot.

Hermione has a secret that is soon discovered by Ginny. Will the two girls be able to make the object of Hermione's affection notice her, or will they just make it worse? Fremione and implied Harry/Ginny. T for implied sexual references and cursing.

Don't you sometimes wish Sakura wasn't so damn pathetic with such a cardboard personality? Me too. Here's my story of how two Uchihas help her find her full potential. Non-massacre.

[SakuxAkatsuki AU] She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys* [Rated for language only. Currently updating all chapters, will complete]

One-shot. Sakura loved her boss, and she would also love it if he would just stay out of her head when she was having not so innocent thoughts about him. AyaSaku. 07 Ghost/Naruto x-over. Complete.

Two-Shot Mai gets lost in the library and she thinks of a way to find her missing companion. NaruMai

When a mysterious British man comes to the office and inquries for Naru, Mai gets wrapped up in the middle of drama between a new case, and is under the careful watch of the Board of Paranormal and Psychic activties. DONE!

On Facebook, Lucy and Sakura add each other and find out they have more in common then they would have ever thought. Can these two help each other. Read the comments, chats and more that goes on when Naruto and Fairy Tail characters collide! R&R and Enjoy

"C'mon Gene! Please put your pants on! Get back here!" "Gene is running around naked again, isn't he?" "Where do babies come from?" Briefly, Mai thought she heard the explanation of 'belly button lint'.

"Oh no. Oh no no no! I refuse to be stuck in a cave with a boorish, pig-headed man like you!" "Save it, Princess. It's no good thing for me either." "And don't cross that invisible line!" "With pleasure." The line is always crossed. •RenSaku / BLExNAR / Oneshot•

Someone once told me that laughter was the way to true love. It wasn't until a midnight meeting with George Fabian Weasley that I started to realize just how right they were. Starts half way through OOTP. Now complete!. GW/HG pairing.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

As if President Lory's assignment isn't hard enough, he just has to go and kick it up a notch as he places Kyoko in her most awkward position ever. The problem? She can't seem to complete it without some help...

All Kenpachi wanted was a strong opponent that would make him stronger and he has found one in Sakura Haruno. Kenpachi is curious on how Sakura had grown so strong and so he simply decides to ask her, nothing could prepare him for her answer.

ItaSaku. Non-Massacre AU. Crack, fluff. Written for the December 2010 ItaSaku LJ comm fic exchange. Sakura is sent on a retrieval mission, to bring back one errant Uchiha heir. Really? This was her mission?

They were only gone a year, but she'd grown up when he wasn't looking, and changed in ways he hadn't expected.

Sakura was running and fighting for her life when she encountered a man who then saved her; a man with snow-white hair. •HitsuSaku / BLExNAR / Oneshot•

The moment Sakura opened the black envelope amidst the red, pink and white ones she knew it was bound to cause some trouble.

Mai, being Mai, came down with the flu. Who will nurse her back to health? "Lin's smirk grew as he picked up the cup of tea and took a slow sip. He decided that he was beginning to really, really like that sound she made when she was surprised. A lot."

I'M BACK! And so is Naru and Mai! They're back in England! But what happens when they get a surprise visitor and finds themselves spiraling into a new adventure? Can Mai save the man she loves and find the true meaning of her dreams? The story continues.

Ren was looking forward to spending time with Kyoko as Setsu and Cain however her chosen attire for the day changed his plans. Limes

In a house, every time a woman who children seem to love arrives, she goes missing or ends up dead. But what will happen when some of Mai's old friends arrive, making her the spirit's next victim? Will Naru save her? Or will he lose her?

Rivalries! Jealous spats! Rumours! In the fickle world of the stage and with Mai and Naru on the rocks again, can SPR survive all these and still deal with paranormal activity of a most vindictive nature? Sequel to Fortune's Wheel

When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?

As they grow more famous, there's still something missing. Can Kyoko and Ren have closure with their pasts, while making it big in Showbiz? Directly following the official story line, starting at Act 151.

Kyoko has got a brand new job, acting in a commercial for a famous fragrance called SWEET AFFECTION. But when the last scene requires her to be a little bit more sensual than she usually is, she goes to the only person she knows who can help...

SPR gets called into yet another thrilling adventure including a rather pregnant and proud woman and a very fancy hotel. But the hauntings there have gotten worse as the team races against time to find out the who and why. The adventure continues...

He raised an eyebrow in response. “Am I supposed to be?” he enquired. “Yes, yes you are.” She deadpanned.

Kyoko is appearing on a game show! Little does she realize that it is actually a dating game show with a surprise contestant. Rated T for safety.

The blood dripped down the side of her mouth matching the red ribbons in her hair...Naru's stomach did flip-flops..."I won't forgive you if you don't wake up Mai...I won't forgive myself."

Kyoko has completely embraced her new character as Setsu, Kain Heel’s sister. But how is this new character affecting Tsuruga Ren? And what will happen when the pair of them meet up with Fuwa Sho?

She found him in her backyard, staring up at her flowering sakura tree with admiration. She saw so many things just by looking at him. Beauty. Pride. Elegance; and another thing she'd keep with her forever. His sakura kisses. •ByaSaku / BLExNAR / AU•

It has only been weeks after Mai has returned from England, and a new case has arised. Why would Samurai haunt one of their MOST sacred places? Or is there more going on that the gang doesn't know about? What's going on? Read and you'll find out!

Mikoto did always want a daughter... :ItaSaku non-massacre AU, oneshot:

Sequel to: The Haunted Library which is a sequel to Behind the Scenes of Decisions. Read those before this one please! It's finaly DONE!

Mai and Naru end up on a new case with the mysterious haunting of a Library! And so, trouble ensues...

Mai learns the hard way that white is, when wet, transparent. But then again, she doesn't seem to mind and Lin is far from complaining. LinMai

Some have asked for a sequal to Decisions, and I konw it's not a full length sequel, but it's a filler until I decide if I really am going to do a sequal. But here it is anyways. Rated T for language

She was strong, for a leaf shinobi. /Rated T for strong language./AU ZabuSaku/ 3rd place in SpeedDemon315's challenge.\

COMPLETE. Itachi had chosen to involve Sakura in something that he did not wish for in the first place. What he did not expect was for her to quickly become the centerpiece of the events surrounding him. Ita-Saku Non-massacre AU. Sequel to The Chance.

“Look at me,” he gently commanded. “I Will Not Let You Fall…Do you believe me?” “I believe you.” She was afraid of falling out of the sky and falling for him. Hermione/Fred HG/FW. Full story to be posted within 2 weeks.

For those wonderful fans who read my one-shot, Decisions, here is the background story. How it happened to where Naru had to make the choice to decide. What would happen if he had a run in with the past, and it forced him to decide?

What would happen if Naru had to choose between his life long friend and the woman that he loves the most? ONE-SHOT! Naru/Mai

Oh, the joys of love. L plays a guessing game, and Sakura gets flustered. LxSakura Standard disclaimer: We don't own Death Note or Naruto!

Mai has some fun and finds out some VERY interesting things about her boss. Quite funny really xD it made me laugh when I thought of it. Oneshot.

AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."

ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Like Cell Seven, Cell Sixteen has the makings of a wonderful team. They also have a very delectable teacher, according to Sakura.

Darkness lurks. Watching them from every corner. Watching what they do. Can they survive when someone dear to them all is in danger? Why is Gene making a reappearance? Will the SPR survive or will they fall victim to the sinister? Ghost Ship Seq. COMPLETE

ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. To see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower… It was a chance at redemption, a first step towards something new. Iruka does not know who to feel sorry for more; his Genin-hopefuls, or Uchiha Itachi.

She was possessed. She couldn’t be expected to know what she was doing when she was possessed. That's waht he had to keep reminding himself anyways.... Lin/Mai fluffy twoshot. NOW COMPLETED.

Sakura, truth or dare?" "Dare." I said stupidly. "I double dog dare you to stalk Itachi until you find out his deepest secret!" Oh crap... Non-massacre AU ItaSaku

Why does Kyoko have to do her first-ever photo shoot in a bikini, of all things? And why won't Ren quit teasing her? It's an embarrassing day for Kyoko. For Lyl's Cover Challenge. Ren x Kyoko fluff and silly-ness. Oneshot.

Ren and Kyoko are starring in the same film. Great! The snag? They have a love scene. The conflicted Ren needs advice from a certain chicken along the way. *NEW EPILOGUE*

Gaara is suffering from a really bad headache when Sakura prances into his office demanding he let her conduct a check up like she was told to by his council of elders See what happens and watch their love blossom from something so simple as a massage

ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Who would have thought that she would gain such approval from his mother just by teaching him how to grocery shop?

ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Their unlikely love story started inside a Ramen Bar, of all places. She had yelled her confession to him for the world to hear, but he had walked away. Of course, he hadn't known then how determined she could be.

A backfiring potion sends Fred running to Hermione for help. His only cure? A certain bookworm's first kiss. ONESHOT.

In the midst of a fight Ron tells Hermione that she needs to be more spontaneous. What will she do?

Naru doesn't think him and Mai need therapy. But their Therapist might after dealing with them. NaruxMai One-Shot.

Could the gossip be true? "That 'incident' spawned rumors that we were dating. We weren't, but 'something' was definitely going on..." Will Mai and Naru ever get it together and admit how they feel? Maybe...

Sakura has always been a quiet girl. But, something deep inside her just burst out with colorful language, right in front of the loyal Jashin follower! Hidan and Sakura Rated: T for language

“Perhaps I should tell you, Haruno-san that I would not have considered staying here even if you treated me to a thousand dango shops and offered me the finest pink trees in the land.” ItaSaku. Non-massacre.

In which Mai and Yasuhara discuss why everyone thinks they're dating. 3rd sequel to Mai and Yasuhara's Random Rabbles. NOT YasuharaxMai. NaruxMai.

A short oneshot about an encounter between Lee and Hermione. Boredom, the great motivator.

Naruto FMAXover Because more than anything, after becoming what he was, nothing but an entity bound to a hollow body of cold unforgiving metal, it was warming her cold hands that reminded him the most of his humanity. SakuraHaruno/AlphonseElric. Oneshot

One of Madoka's friends is asking the SPR for help. Her ship, docked in England, is rumored to be haunted. Naru's being blackmailed into taking the case. Mai has no choice but to go as well. With Gene being mischevious,who knows what will happen!NxM LxMad

Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned; nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.-- William Congreve

‘I won’t fangirl Uchiha Sasuke, I WON’T FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, who cares if he has a godlike body, amazing eyes, soft black hair... Crap.’ AU SasuSaku COMPLETE

ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Prequel to deep fried vegetables. Sakura comes across someone most unexpected when she finds herself separated from her friends during the summer festival.

Well, so she suddenly had Sharingan. And Sasuke was her brother. And someone was trying to kill her. And she had to go to Suna. And Gaara was her bodyguard. You couldn't have everything, right?

The final rule is, do not, under any circumstances, touch the actors. You paid to get scared. They’re doing their jobs and scaring you. If you touch them, they can touch you. HidaSaku AU

When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku

And now, Sakura is confronted with another dilemma: cooking. Lucky for her, someone is willing to help. SAKURA. CHOUJI. On waiting, numbers, failed hobbies, and cake. Lots of cake.

Side story to Not Weak. We saw Hinata running from Neji, but what's the real story behind this...? [Slight NaruHina, but it's more about Hinata than anything]

It all began when she was asked to help pick sunflowers in the field when her solitude is broken by an assault from an unexpected visitor...[Neji x Sakura][Sasuke x Sakura]

Summary: Before the start of the Seventh year term, Hermione and Ginny trick Draco into playing a muggle game of Dare throughout the school year. Voldemort is gone. UNDER construction, there are addt'l scenes.