ghostsinthemachine
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Joined 05-04-05, id: 807628
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Discworld, and Firefly.

I read fanfiction for: Discworld, Harry Potter, Neuromancer (any William Gibson really), Dianna Wynne Jones, Firefly. If there were Neal Stephenson fanfic I would read that too.

I wrote an original novel this summer. Perhaps one day people will write fanfic set in my universe... but first I have to actually get it published.

Orange was written a long time ago, on a whim; think of it what you will. The idea for The Hard-Boiled Egg Test (spawned after reading a few too many Mary-Sue parodies in various fandoms where the characters know what Mary-Sues are and how to get rid of them) has been floating around in my head for a long, long time. I will do my best on it, but updates will be sporadic, at best.

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Is There A Doctor in the Yard? by Jess Idres reviews
Carrot may be an adopted dwarf, but he can still get sick. Now the Watch has got to deal with the consequences. Just don't tell the Seamstress Guild... Carnivorous Vegetables (CA) if you squint. [ONE-SHOT]
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Complete
Forge and Gred by ESP reviews
The times were listless and stony in 12, Grimmauld Place when some sudden and shocking discoveries were made about the nature of Fred and George Weasley. Oneshot. Not quite what you expect, and kinda weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2004 - George W., Ginny W. - Complete
And Your Lips, My Dear, Are Like Giblets by Mercator reviews
A romantic farce starring Ankh-Morpork's most efficient Palace clerk. **FINISHED!!!**
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2003 - Published: 4/11/2003
The Piecemaker by samvimes reviews
A Commander's Inspection, a troll's invention, and a Patrician in the right place at the right time...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Complete
The Black Knight by Mercator reviews
Poor Vetinari. It was supposed to be a simple chess game. But wizards are such sore losers. ***FINISHED***
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,901 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2003 - Published: 1/15/2003
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Miscalculations reviews
Sometimes Mal's thoughts are just too strong. Drabble. Hint of MalInara.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Mal, River - Complete
The HardBoiled Egg Test reviews
Vimes & Co. have yet another problem on their hands: an irritating teenager who won't say where she came from, how she got here, or why in hell she keeps finishing Vimes's sentences. Not your usual MarySue parody.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2007
Orange reviews
Everyone has something they do to keep their mind off Things. Potter flies. Weasley plays chess. Nott makes thousands upon thousands of paper airplanes. And Draco Malfoy likes to eavesdrop…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.