I'm a simple kind of dude. I like my comedy Blue Collar, my music loud, brash and country, and my animation VERY Japaneese.

Right now, i'm obsessed with Pokémon. Yeay, yeah, laugh it up, but Satoshi Tajiri is making more money that any of us, so just enjoy it.

Currently, having a job like I do makes it hard to write. Not to mention most of my writing is tied up in Text-Based Roleplaying Games. I'm trying, though.

I've got this idea for a piece from HeartGold bouncing around.

One more thing, i really bite at writing lemons, so don't expect any brilliant love scenes from me. I'm a virgin, gimme a break!

(Do not read ahead. Chain profile letter stuff follows. Yes, I'm THAT superstitious.)

Also

did

I

mention

how

big

a

pain

in

the

ass

it

is

to

get

these

profiles

to

register

big

gaps?

Yeah,

it

kinda

sucks.

But,

seriously,

quit

reading

this.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded...

(I TOLD YOU NOT TO READ IT!)